Bizarre adventures at Hogwarts

“Then the plan is tentative… You can go…”

Quirrell held his head with one hand and waved his hand at Joshua with a headache, talking to this kid was more laborious than a duel with any professor or something…

“Oh… But I still want to mention one more condition…”

Joshua received the laxative given by Quirrell into his robe, his gaze moving downward, and there was no word on the textbook that had just been soaked with water…

“It’s just… Hello villain is also my Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher…. It’s okay to open a back door for me, right? In the future, my homework will be…”

Quirrell glanced at him impatiently, “Excuse me… This is the righteousness of the righteousness…”

“Final exams at the end of that school year…”

Joshua said he still wanted to go a little further.

“You kid really doesn’t know what it means to stop at enough! Can you talk about the exam casually?! Don’t you want to know what you’ve learned this year?! ”

Quirrell suddenly possessed by the teacher’s soul and slammed the table angrily at Joshua.

“But forget it… As long as you don’t be too bad at the exam, I will give you excellent results…”

Quirrell smiled secretly in his heart, this kid still has some kind of spring and autumn dream of cheating on exams.

When the Philosopher’s Stone is taken and the master is resurrected, I am afraid that if the entire Hogwarts will be rectified, what idle exams are there?

“That’s good… Thank you Professor Quirrell… I… Withdrawn? ”

Joshua slowly retreated to the office door, and now Quirrell hadn’t noticed anything wrong with his textbook.

“Go, go, go! Hurry up and go! ”

Joshua was amnestied at that time, turned around and opened the door, and ran out more than ten meters with a bang, without even closing the door.

Quirrell sneered, thinking that Joshua was a little fart after all…

“Okay… I’m going to finish the last lesson plan…”

He pulled out his long quill pen, dipped it in the ink in the ink bottle, and opened the textbook…

The textbook is as light as the ass of the big blonde sister he likes.

It was brand new, and the traces of the pages that had been folded by himself had disappeared, not to mention the handouts that he had spent countless days and nights recording in the textbook…

It’s gone, there’s nothing left…

“Joshua Joestar!!!! Finish!!!! ”

On that day, Quirrell returned to the Land Godland Wonderland, and the entire Hogwarts students experienced the majesty of the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor…

And then…

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As the Quidditch match approached, news of Snape’s appointment as referee spread throughout the school.

Every time they took Potions class with the Slytherins, the little lions were forced to listen to the snakes talk about how the Gryffindor team would lose in a stupid way.

Of course, the little lions did not dare to refute and could not refute it, because Snape would arbitrarily deduct Gryffindor’s points for disturbing classroom discipline.

Harry was more and more uneasy by Snape’s stimulation, and Joshua seemed to be infected by Harry’s emotions, and began to suffer from it.

He even conjured up little angels and little demons in his heart, one representing pure friendship, the other representing big news and writing fees… The two little ones quarreled over the proposition of whether to drug Harry, and Joshua’s head was about to split.

Harry’s poor condition was obvious to everyone, so a large group of enthusiastic people began to advise Harry, and even foolishly said that Harry really broke his leg to avoid this battle.

The enthusiastic crowd did not realize that their presence had caused Harry considerable trouble, and they even had to bring this enthusiasm to Joshua.

While a circle of people shushed Harry, they also asked Joshua how he was studying? Have you done your homework? Have you eaten? What bothers you about, wait…

The level of boredom is comparable to those idle uncles and aunts in Huaxia.

If Quirrell hadn’t only given Joshua a pack of laxatives, he would have wanted to give them a pack of this thing right now to cool them down, it would be too grinding…

Finally, before Joshua could figure it out, the Quidditch game had begun.

The whole school students entered a state of carnival again, and the boring study life could only be relieved by this boring exercise.

Joshua followed the Gryffindor students slowly out of the castle and towards the Quidditch pitch.

Perhaps it may be that Dumbledore personally supervised the battle, and many professors came out of their offices to watch the Quidditch pitch.

Of course, the professors who really stay dead will not come out, such as Trelawney, the professor of divination and Professor Binns of the history of magic, both of whom are squatting in the house like gods. Except for normal class time, they basically even eat in their own private space (of course, Professor Binns is a ghost, no need to eat, even salary is saved…). ）

The sharp-eyed Joshua saw Professor Quirrell now standing on top of the tower, silently watching the torrent of students march toward the pitch.

Quirrell seemed to have observed Joshua as well, so he nodded and signaled to Joshua, apparently to remind him of his mission.

Joshua ignored him and continued walking.

Ron, who was following Joshua, may also be suffering from some kind of anxiety disorder, repeatedly reciting in his mouth all kinds of magic he had learned from Quirrell in recent days.

“Legs… Legs stand stiff…”

“What else… All petrified…”

“Hey, Hermione, are there any spells that will work in a moment?”

Hermione was particularly dissatisfied, “While it’s nice that you can recite the spell carefully, why are you acting on the premise that Professor Snape will definitely do something to Harry?” ”

Ron pouted, not wanting to argue too much with the woman.

Hermione rolled her eyes helplessly, “You can’t learn from Joshua… Isn’t it good to watch the game with peace of mind? And…”

The little witch suddenly lowered her voice, “Remember! It’s legs standing and dead! Not stiff! “_

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