Bizarre adventures at Hogwarts

No one wanted to answer Harry.

In the end, Joshua felt that the atmosphere was too dull at this time, and opened his mouth to comfort Harry.

“Don’t worry, Harry… Sometimes some weird scenes will make people’s psychological trauma recur… If you look at the image of our Professor Snape, no one will be in a happy mood when a gloomy middle-aged greasy man stares at a little wizard. ”

“But I think if Professor Snape is willing to do a scissor blow, change a look, and learn the Sister Flirting Book, decisive girl killer!” To be honest, this kind of mature and handsome middle-aged man is actually very popular among 15- and 6-year-old girls! ”

It was said that it was to regain the atmosphere, but as soon as this stubble was thrown, not many people answered it.

George coughed, “Eh…. To be honest, it’s the first time I’ve seen someone dare to criticize Professor Snape like this…”

Fred nodded approvingly, “That’s right… Maybe he might join with Mr. Filch and hang you in chains in a confinement cell… Give you an enema with Snape’s most proud potion…”

“And then take my intestines out and see how much the is clotting inside?”

Joshua said such a sentence to the two with a serious face, causing the people around him to instantly move away from him by half a meter.

“Hahaha~ I want to scare me, you two are still a little tender! Slightly ~” Joshua is very satisfied with the lethality of this sentence, compared to the trash talk he experienced in his previous life, Fered and George are simply pure like a little lamb!

Harry shook his head and sat back next to Joshua, “You’re really… Wound the enemy by a thousand and self-inflicted damage by eight hundred! ”

“Yes? In fact, I still have a lot of respect for Professor Snape…”Anyone who has read the complete episodes of HP knows how respectable Professor Snape is. Because of his deep love for Harry’s mother, he would rather give everything to protect her, even her children….

(Wow!) Isn’t my Professor Snape licking the dog?! You even have to help your rival take care of your son! How ironic! In the end, he also ended up with a tragic death! Licking dogs must not house ah~~~~)

“Yes? How do I not think? George shook his head, “To us, he’s just a boring greasy Potions professor…”

Even Percy nodded in agreement, which showed how much Snape usually treated the Gryffindors… Not friendly.

Joshua shook his head, looked at the middle-aged man dressed in black in the teacher’s seat, and said, “Although you may not like to hear this… But… I think Professor Snape… It may be a wizard in the school who is second only to Professor Dumbledore’s strength… Although this ranking may change in a few years…”

No one was interested in Joshua’s cold jokes. They just looked at Joshua in disbelief, obviously not believing what he was saying.

At this time, Hermione, who was sitting in the pile of girls, squeezed over.

“Sorry to interrupt your conversation… But what I want to say is… Professor McGonagall of this institute is also a fierce person, she was the best student in her class when she was in school, she was especially good at Transfiguration, the two most important exams for wizarding OWLs and NEWLs were the first in her class, she served as a prefect in her academic career, the head of the female student council, she won the Most Promising Newcomer Award in Contemporary Transfiguration, and she is one of the seven Animagus known in this century! ”

Hermione recited Professor McGonagall’s life with a proud look on her face as if to say that it was herself, “Oh, of course, Professor Flitwick, the head of Ravenclaw, is also a very good teacher, and he is said to have been a duel champion!” ”

“Anima what?” Ron asked Harry, “What did she mean?” ”

“Animagus… But I don’t know what that thing is…” Harry was a little frustrated, he realized that he knew very little about the wizarding world.

Hermione’s admiring gaze was very useful, although the role of knowledge was not to show off casually, but it was not bad to charge a small extra bonus.

“It seems that Mr. Joestar has an objection, can you tell me?” Hermione looked back, only to find that the dark-haired Asian boy didn’t approve of her like everyone else, which made her feel a little dissatisfied.

Joshua shook his head, Hermione’s remarks making him feel a little ridiculous.

“Hmm… Which book do you see from again…”

“Of course! This is Hogwarts, something recorded in a history of the school. I think we should find out! ”

“But…” Joshua scratched his brain, “did that book of yours tell you the ages of several deans…”

Hermione furrowed her eyebrows, why did he ask another question?

“Of course, if I’m not mistaken, Professor McGonagall is…”

“Well, you don’t have to talk about it, I’ll tell you why I think Professor Snape is strong…” Joshua reached out and interrupted Hermione as he saw that Dumbledore was about to speak again, “The reason is simple, Mr. Severus Snape, born in 1960, the youngest Head of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry ever. Do you think that Professor Snape was blinded by several other teachers for becoming the Head of House? ”

Joshua shrugged, “So it’s better to say that all letters are better than no books, and correct knowledge may not give you the right answer!” Cute little girl! ”