Bizarre adventures at Hogwarts

[Oh~ So it is… It must be released once a day…】

Joshua nodded thoughtfully.

[Doesn’t that mean that the coma experience will come 13 times?!] Don’t want it?! 】

【Peace of mind… With me, it won’t make you have any big problems after you fall into a coma! 】

The sound of the system was loud, and the feeling of full of knots seemed to make Joshua see an angel.

[Hmm! Good! Worthy of my golden finger! Then these thirteen days later! My net worth … I’ll leave it to you! 】

Joshua happily handed over his life to the system, but after he fell asleep, the system quietly snickered….

…….

When Joshua came out of his dormitory early Monday morning, he was still in a state of confusion in the early morning, dressed in pajamas, yawning and scratching his armpits.

Greeted by his first-year classmate Seamus.

“Yo! The future of Yangge star! ”

“Yo…”

Joshua scratched his head, what kind of greeting is this? Do you know him well?

Also star? Is Seamus going to Huaxia to be a duo turned actor?

Then Joshua met Neville in the bathroom, and the little fat boy with a slight freckle on his face saw Joshua.

For some reason, he suddenly turned red.

“Oh… Joshua… Hello. If you’re going to be elected prefect or something later… I will definitely support you! Well! For justice! ”

He left this sentence, and then hurried out of the bathroom.

Joshua looked at himself in the mirror, with a black question mark on his face.

When he got dressed and walked to the common room to join Harry and Ron, for some reason, the entire Gryffindor common room suddenly stood up in unison, looking at him with fixed eyes, and the next second later…

“Yo! The great gentleman of the Joestar family is here! ”

Along with this unanimous sentence, there are also wonderful gestures made by all students…

Joshua could see that these movements were all Jojo’s standing…

[What the hell is this?! ] 】

Joshua quickly stopped Hermione, who was passing by.

“Naw… Hermione, tell me…”

“! Perverted! Don’t touch me! ”

Little Hermione must have gotten up, well… No, Joshua wouldn’t have treated him that way.

Joshua looked at his two little friends with a forced look, fortunately, although they were also looking at Joshua with strange eyes, and they also looked smiling, they didn’t scold Joshua for being perverted, did they?

“What the hell is going on… I had a problem two days ago and can’t remember what I did…”

“Huh? Joshua, have you forgotten? Where did you run away yesterday? ”

“That said… As if he had changed a person, he pulled them when he saw people and said that you are the great gentleman of the Joestar family… To become a Yangge star…”

Harry and Ron said a word, and the words that came out made Joshua even more confused.

“You also pulled Neville and said a whole bunch of weird things… Ron, you repeat it, I don’t remember exactly…”

Ron forced a smile on his face and then made Sanjo’s signature JOJO stand.

“I, Joshua Joestar, have been labeled as so-called bad students by others before, and I will hit very hard when fighting, and there are people lying in the hospital and not coming out;”

“Teachers who have no standard and like to put up shelves are afraid to go back to school after being taught by me; It’s even more common for the restaurant meals to be not worth the price set, so I dare not pay…”

“But! Even if I am like this, I can distinguish those disgusting evils! The so-called evil is the guy who uses the weak and tramples them for his own sake! ”

“Neville! Something evil will happen to you later! Just come to me! I’m Joshua Joestar! I speak for justice! ”

Ron patted Joshua, who was already petrified, “Well… That’s it…”

“Hmm… Although the words are shameful… But… Pretty righteous, isn’t it? ”

Harry really had no words to comfort Joshua, so he had to use the word “justice” to fool him a little.

But the “partner of justice” Joshua Jun has fallen into the point of being unable to speak, in the eyes of others, he is frightened by his own behavior, but in fact, he is frantically frightening each other with the system.

【System! I day you immortal! What have you done with my body?! Just when I was in a coma! 】

[Well… Let’s do something to make you more popular…】

[I believe you are a ghost!] You old man, very bad! 】

[Well… After all, you are a member of the Joestar family, this setting has not been used for a long time, not to mention it, maybe the students will forget it! 】

Joshua hated the itching of his teeth, forcibly cut off the conversation with the system, and asked the two again.

“So what’s going on with Hermione… Did I do something bad to her? Why is she calling me a pervert…”

Harry and Ron looked at each other, as if they were making eye contact (eye contact is referred to as god sex…). What.

Finally, it was Harry who answered Joshua.

“Hmm… It was when you came back yesterday that you happened to meet Hermione who was going to the library, she looked at you with a tired look and was about to go up and help you, but it turned out…”

Joshua couldn’t help but swallow a mouthful of saliva, and the whole person became nervous.

“The result?”

“As a result, you made a very shameful gesture on Hermione and said to her…”

“Woman, don’t come over, you will only affect the speed of my punch!”

The two friends vividly performed the scene for Joshua, and by the way, they also included Joshua’s four qioli to Hermione…

(That is, the action of the buttocks tender man who pulls the collar with his left hand and his right hand on his waist above his hips…) ）

“no~~~ This is not true!!!”

Joshua killed his heart at that time, which is too shameful, right?! _

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