Black-bellied Movie Emperor’s Clever Wife
: Round 287 Say Conan Go
After the "Family Meeting with a Second Child", Kangxi hasn't touched the scare in five days, and he hasn't touched one finger. It's not that he didn't want it, but he was unwilling to give him an explanation-- Think about things to get rid of miscellaneous thoughts in order to be transparent, this month to calm down to think about the problem, do not remember the waiter.
Which is why he wants to meditate, clearly telling him that the birth of a second child and the servant will either coexist or die together, and there is no third way to go!
This is a multiple choice question, it seems to be one of two choices, but as long as a man knows that the answer is actually one!
He also had three chapters with him. During his thinking, he dared to step over the Leichi, and wanted to come hard. If she was strong, she immediately took her son back to the Fudi. She did n’t even give the “probation period” in the guest room. Think of various 'sideways and leftways'.
At first, Kangxi was quite capable, and he was not unbearable. Who was afraid of whom, and who was harder than others, but he forgot, Xuan Xuan was a psychologist, and he knew how to figure out people's minds, and how to attract people. On the hook, from time to time, he showed his legs, twisted a small waist, and wore a lace bikini **** horse. He couldn't resist it. It was already good without rushing on the spot. In this way, I can see it, but I ca n’t touch it, and I ca n’t even eat it. After a few days, he suffocated a bit of blood, and every nerve in the whole body was clamoring with irritability, even if he went out to study. , Irritable to see what, what uncomfortable.
He feels that if he goes on like this, he will definitely commit a crime, but he still firmly opposes the issue of the second child, but he is weak and has to find foreign aid.
Taking advantage of the upcoming Mid-Autumn Festival, he quickly proposed that the three families of Wei Bao, Geng Bumei, and Ji Xiaonan should come over for a meal, and under the banner of connecting feelings, he secretly asked them to come up with an idea.
After dinner, he separated the man and the woman without a trace. The man and he went to the salon on the third floor to chat, drink, and play cards. The woman followed the teacup to the tea room on the second floor for a tea party. Take it and play games in the living room downstairs.
In the salon, Kangxi was sitting on the sofa, shaking his legs irritably. "Give me a way, how can I get rid of the idea of having a second child!"
"Second child? Isn't this good? Let you sleep with her blatantly. What are you complaining about? Look at me. My family, A Hui, has been in pain since she gave birth to Xiaoyun. In order to prevent accidental pregnancy, she also set a timetable ... "Ji Xiaonan pours himself a cup of black with a sullen face, and he is bored.
Wei Bao was bartending at the bar and asked curiously, "What timetable?"
"Sleep her schedule, twice a week, only twice. When you meet the anniversary, Valentine's Day, no additional subsidies are required, and it must be Tuesday and Friday, and no other time!"
"Why is it Tuesday and Friday? Is there anything particular about it?"
Ji Xiaonan poured himself a black cup again and smiled bitterly: "She studied the constellation book and said that the two constellations of our two have the worst fit in these two days!"
"Ha ha ha ha ..." Wei Bao smiled.
"What do not sleep, the words are too vulgar! Civilized, it is called the couple Dunlun! You carefully teach the bad boy!" Geng Bumei since he had a son, a firm belief in leading by example, to give children a good example .
"I said, why do you always press the computer ..." Wei Bao took two glasses of wine, one of which was his own, double vodka, and the other was Kangxi, non-alcoholic beverage.
"I recently planned to change a big house, and after Yu Jia gave birth to a small one, you can live comfortably, so that the two children can have more room to play with." He is now fully focused on his wife and children. Calculating which kind of loan plan is more cost-effective, he suddenly looked up to Kangxi, "I have followed you for so many years, there is no credit and hard work, you send kindness, make up for me!"
In S city, there is a lot of money, and there is a big apartment in a good location. There is not a million or eighty million to buy. He wants to buy a villa, but it cannot be a suburb. It should be close to the city center. This is convenient for children to study in future. Looking for a house under this condition, he was a bit stretched.
Kangxi is not the same. He is already an international frontline. The pay for a movie is not to mention buying a house or buying an island. As an economic man, although he also makes a lot of money, he is always less than Kangxi. of.
Kangxi really wanted to slap him to death. He was already worried about the second child. He, who already had a second child, also asked in person.
If the crotch of this stinky boy was not tight, would Yu Jia get pregnant? If You Jia is not pregnant, she will not be so worried about having a second child.
To put it bluntly, this guy is the initiator.
He couldn't help but kicked up, hitting his sleepy ass.
Geng did not sleep so badly, "The gentleman doesn't talk!"
"I moved my feet!" Kangxi said rightly.
"Old plan, save me!"
Ji Xiaonan said that he could n’t help but sat on the side of a good show. When Kangxi kicked him last time, he did n’t see him. He secretly added a foot. He did n’t stand him and let Kangxi kick his crotch. , Even if it is very face-saving.
Geng Bumei walked around the sofa and finally looked at Wei Bao ...
Wei Bao took a sip of wine and said, "Look at what I do, I'm much bitter than you. At least your wife is legal to sleep. For me, if I dare to touch A Jing's hair, I can be charged with rape!" "
A man without a marriage certificate has a hard heart.
Ji Xiaonan's three aunts and six wives came together and frowned at him, saying, "To tell the truth, in the past five years, have you really touched her?"
Together with this problem, Kangxi and Geng Bumei who were playing 'cat and mouse' also stopped, and all came together.
In the end, men are also gossip.
Wei Bao suffocated a face, "Do not open which pot, which pot to mention!"
Ji Xiaonan cut out, "I don't believe it!"
"I don't believe it!" Kangxi felt that this kind of thing could not be tolerated at all, except that his wife was pregnant.
Geng Xiaomei nodded seriously, and he didn't believe it either.
"Are you looking for a smoker? I think I'm not miserable enough!" Wei Bao stood up and walked away from the group of people with legal certificates. When he walked to the bar, he adjusted himself a glass of wine again. His face was dark.
He was really an ascetic for five years, and he didn't know when he was a head. He shook the ice in the glass, and then he was bored.
I want to cry!
Ji Xiaonan saw him with such a hard look, and felt that his life was still very good. He scratched his head and grinned.
As soon as the smile was pulled away, Wei Bao looked at it.
The smile was too obvious, obviously it was gloating!
Wei Bao felt unbalanced and hummed: "Now, our old plan is the happiest, with a legal certificate, and the wife can sleep well, the wife is still reluctant to have a second child! The house is still given by others!
As the words fell, Kangxi and Geng's eyes flew towards Ji Xiaonan like a small flying knife.
"Ah !?" Ji Xiaonan froze.
Three tall figures surrounded him, and his face was unkind.
Ji Xiaonan had no place to hide, "Brother ... brother, don't bring such fun!"
This is to find a pump.
"Hum! It's you who beats!"
Four men, three-on-one, broke out in the salon. You chased me, I do n’t know what school junior high school came out for.
So, a creature like a man is childish no matter how old he is, whether he is a husband or a father.
In the study, the matriarchal society is peaceful, knocking sunflower seeds, peeling oranges, and talking about what happened at home recently.
"Are you really going to have a second child, aren't you afraid of pain?" An Hui felt terrified when she remembered the pain in childbirth.
"How can it be painless to have a baby, just bear with it." That kind of pain can no longer be remembered.
"If you want me, I will definitely not give birth!" An Hui divided the peeled oranges in half for You Jia, and she likes to eat sour now.
You Jia said, "I didn't even plan to give birth, but when I saw that the scholar was so cute and sensible, I thought it was worth the offense." She touched her belly, and it was still flat after three months. "I want this to be a little more obedient now. Don't be too noisy when I am born."
"You are too great!"
He smiled and said, "You are afraid of pain, but you can think about it clearly. Now you don't want to give birth. When we are all born, you are heart-wrenching again. By then, it is really an old woman!"
"Cut, I won't be bothered, and don't say so full of words, Kangxi hasn't agreed yet, right?"
This point is very confident, "Sooner or later he will agree!"
Jing Sa said, "He doesn't want you to be born, but he is afraid that you will be guilty again. Why do you worry him again!" Kangxi's reaction was obvious to her when she gave birth to Kangxi. He is still white.
He sighed: "I just knew that his mind would force him to live."
An Hui asked with a wink, "Why?"
"He wanted his daughter so much, but he didn't want to mention it because he was afraid of pain, and I wasn't afraid of pain at all. If he didn't mention it, then I would take the initiative myself!"
"What is your husband and wife !?"
He smiled sweetly, "Love!"
The way to get along between husband and wife is not only a love, but also trust, not afraid to pay.
You Jia covered her mouth and snickered, "Isn't it love? The loved ones are blinding us."
An Hui threw the melon seed shells into the trash can on the side, then clapped his hands and said, "Can you guarantee that it must be a daughter?"
This is the premise!
"So I'm working hard to listen to Chen Ma's words and adjust my body ..." She blinked, "Chen Ma said that there is a secret recipe for a girl!"
Jing Sa glared, "Superstition! Science has proved that it is a man's problem to give birth to boys and girls, not to women!"
This is a chromosome problem of X and Y. Men have two kinds of chromosomes, but women have only one kind, so they have nothing to do with women. Women are a piece of land. What men give is what they plant, and there is no choice. Without the suffering of science, why not get angry?
It ’s the man ’s breed that does n’t fight, okay?
"I know, boys and girls ultimately have the right to decide men, but it also has a certain relationship with the acidity and alkalinity of women's physique. Mother Chen has shown me some information. ! "
The birth of a boy or a girl is determined by the chromosomes of the man, and the other is determined by the acidity and alkalinity of the female body. From a scientific point of view, there is a certain scientific basis.
The XY chromosomes carried by men are very sensitive to the pH of the surrounding environment. In an acidic environment, the X chromosome is relatively active and the probability of combining with the egg is relatively high, so that it is easy to have a girl. In an alkaline environment, the Y chromosome is Relatively active, at this time the probability that the Y chromosome combines with the egg to give birth to a boy is relatively high.
It is said that women who want boys to change their own pH will have a glass of soda water in front of Hee, to ensure the activity of the Y chromosome. Although it is not necessarily 100% successful, it is at least a way.
She is also working hard in this direction. Because of this, she asked Kangxi to consider a month. This month she needs to adjust the diet structure, eat lightly, exercise more, and strive to create an alkaline environment and win women in one fell swoop.
An Hui couldn't help but ask, "What if it's a son?"
Still son ...
He looked up at the sky, "Kangxi had no daughter's life, and he was going to die, and I can't help!"
Anyway, she doesn't care whether it's a boy or a girl.
"But ..." Limiao patted his belly, "I don't know why, I always feel that if I had one, I would be a daughter!"
"No, do you have a hunch?"
"Intuition!" Her intuition has always been accurate.
An Hui continued to nibble on melon seeds, "Yes, you want to give birth as soon as possible, but well, the daughter must be my daughter-in-law!"
She is definitely not going to give birth. In this case, she abducted a daughter-in-law to go home.
Jing Sai was anxious, "Why, we Xiaojing also want to marry a wife, this matter must be fair, the victorious!"
His daughter must be a smart girl. In the future, Xiao Jing will become a policeman. That must be a good helper.
皛 皛: "..."
This is not yet written, don't worry so much.
You Jia did not join in the excitement. The night she met with Zhen Zhen was not as deep-rooted as An Hui and Jing Sa, but she agreed with the argument that the winner would be eliminated, who had the ability, who married, and she had two sons, It is equal to double the chance, she is not afraid.
But it is a bit too early to start thinking about it now.
Probably after sitting for a long time, she stood up and moved. She looked at the big box next to the TV cabinet not far away. Looking at the receipt date four days ago, she looked at it curiously and found that it was all inside. An animated DVD with "Detective Conan" written on the stack of boxes.
This is our popular anime, the Japanese national animation for decades, even if she does not watch anime, she also knows that all the streets are its anime surroundings.
The content of the story seems to be: the handsome guy was unfortunately killed as a gnome, and Ome's girlfriend is inseparable ... and then investigate the story together.
"Xiao Xuan, this is for Xiao Yu?"
Is it too early?
An Hui and Jing Sa heard it, and looked at it in the past. It was really "Detective Conan", a genuine DVD, Japanese original sound, and Mandarin subtitles.
Japanese original sound?
Jing Sa asked back, "Do you understand Xiaoyu's cartoons with Japanese original sounds, can he understand them?" Although there are Mandarin subtitles, the five-year-old child can't recognize a few words.
"This is not for Xiaoyu, it's me!"
"what!?"
The three were dumbfounded.
"When did you start watching cartoons?"
He sat on the sofa and drank scented tea, "Kangxi bought it for me."
Hearing that the three people couldn't understand it anymore.
"He said that instead of investigating a case with a group of stupid policemen, it is better to watch cartoons at home, for example, you can play Conan and see who finds the murderer first!"
Jing Sa heard that, and a big sweat of beans oozed out of his forehead.
You Jia laughed and fell on the sofa, "He must be afraid that you are too busy, and know that you have always liked suspense detectives and the like, but if these adult versions look, it is a bit bloody, let Xiaoyue see It ’s not good, so I thought of this way! "
Nodded, "Yeah!"
"Poof!" An Hui smiled and peeked at Jing Sa.
Jing Sa ’s face was particularly beautiful, and she was so beautiful. She knew that she came to look for the last time. Kangxi must have counted what she and his brother came to do.
As for the case, the advice given by 皛 皛 is also very useful. They already have some news about the identity of the deceased. I believe that there will be results in a few days. After the results, she will not come to see her.
She suddenly felt so stressed!
You Jia asked: "Then you really played Conan?"
"Compared!"
"result?"
"I think I can go to the Japanese level one now!"
Japanese is not the same as English, the first level is the highest.
An Hui: "..."
You Jia: "..."
Jing Sa: "..."
I know you have a high IQ, but you do n’t have to be that high.
In the living room downstairs, a few dolls were sitting in line, building blocks, and Mom Chen sat on the sofa and looked at them kindly, from time to time to wipe them sweat, or went to the kitchen to get some freshly squeezed juice They drink.
Osmanthus and Tangyuan were creeping behind Kang Hao, looking at the ‘skyscraper’ built by their little master quietly.
Adults have the topic of adults, and the dolls also have their own.
Geng Zhishu said with a milky voice, "Mom said she would give me a younger brother, did your mother say she would give birth?"
"Brother?" Wei Jing shook his head. "My mother is very busy. When I came back recently, I was asleep. I never asked!"
Ji Yun grabbed a Lego toy and poked his little truck, innocently asked, "Why give birth to a younger brother?"
"Because of this, I am not the youngest, and I can be my brother too!" He is the youngest of the four children, so he particularly hopes that someone can call his brother, "Xiaoyu, what the godmother said ?"
Kang Hao is very focused on riding his super ‘skyscraper’, which is already taller than his height. “Yes, my mother said she would give me a sister!”
"younger sister?"
The three little guys widened their eyes.
Kang Hao nodded, "The younger sister is better than her younger brother. She is soft and fragrant. She can wear a beautiful little skirt, and she can also wear a nice bow."
Geng Zhishu and Ji Yun's little heads showed Kang Hao wearing a skirt ... Kang Hao had stolen through it once because of the heat, but was quickly picked up by the 皛 皛 angry.
A little sister like Kang Ha ...
It must be beautiful!
Wei Jing was sad with a small face, "I don't want a younger brother or a younger sister, can my mother have another mother?"
His mother-in-law is too busy. Especially recently, it has been a long time since he has eaten with him. Most of his parents are taking care of him, so he wants his mother more than his brothers and sisters.
Geng Zhishu suggested: "You can ask the godmother, maybe you can."
Kang Hao raised his eyes, "No, you can only have small children, but ... you can tell the godmother that you can have a child as big as yours. When the godmother is away, someone will accompany you."
Although they often play together, they are not together every day. Sometimes they always feel lonely.
Wei Jing listened, and his eyes flashed with excitement immediately, "Then I will tell my mother immediately that she will give me one tomorrow!"
Ji Yun clapped, "Okay, then we will have another little friend, born, remember to inform everyone!"
Wei Jing nodded, "Okay!"
Ma listened to these childlike words and couldn't see her eyes with a smile.
When returning home at night, Wei Jing baby seriously asked his request.
"Mom, will you give me another baby? Okay?"
Wei Bao drove ahead, and his hand holding the steering wheel almost slipped.
The son is indeed biological.
He glanced at Jing Sa sitting in the back row.
Jing Sa blushed, "No nonsense!"
Wei Jing kicked the little feet and said: "I want, I just want, you have to give birth to another, you must have a younger brother, and brother must have a younger sister. Just a baby as big as me! "
Jing Sa: "..."
Is this what she meant to give birth to?
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Japanese anime must have Japanese original sound and Chinese dubbing.
Recommended junior partner of the text: "Lawyers pet husband wife addicted" Author: plaid book
This article 1vs1, favored, unintentional small third female match, do not abuse male and female masters, big abuse of scum male scum, small abuse of tender female match, like friends, welcome to jump pit!
He is a well-known elite lawyer, successful person, diamond single noble;
She is a fledgling university graduate, a rookie, no family and no career.
These two people, one in the sky and the other in the underground, seemingly untouchable by eight poles, are involved because of their special fate.
That day, his first girlfriend got married and her current boyfriend chewed.
Then, in the same hotel, two men and women drunk at the same time.
Since then, it has become a couple, a newly married couple who do not know each other's existence.
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