Black-bellied Movie Emperor’s Clever Wife

The next morning, Kangxi got up earlier than her, and was scared by his face without opening her eyes. Of course, he would not tell her. This was to steal good morning kisses and kissed twice. Stay, get up quickly for breakfast, and distract.

After a good night's sleep, Woke saw him get up and froze for a moment. When did this guy become so good, and inexplicably felt something was missing, the mood was a little complicated, but I didn't think too much, take I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth and wash my face.

When rinsing, she found that her lips were a little swollen, and she felt a little pain when you touched it. It seemed to be broken. It was really strange. Did she bit herself when she fell asleep?

Fortunately, the swelling is not very severe, and it is much better to apply it with cold water.

She changed her clothes and saw that Kangxi was making love lunches in the kitchen. She remembered that she had to go to university to take classes today. It was not very inconvenient to bring a lunch box. I wanted to be honest, but this guy was exhausted in the past. At that time, there must be a "chaos in the world". As an instructor of the SWAT team, it can not cause trouble to the police uncle.

At breakfast, Limiao found that Kangxi seemed to have something to say on weekdays, but this morning it was a pity of words, and he had n’t said anything for a long time. He was already used to his nagging. comfortable.

She couldn't help asking: "Why don't you speak?"

Kangxi took a peek at her with a glance, glanced around her cherry-colored lips, and kissed him a little bit cruelly in the morning. Be sure to pay attention next time. He cleared his throat and said: language!"

In fact, it is a bit confusing in his heart, and he is deeply introspecting.

She gave him a white look, "Come on!"

There is nothing to say about food or speech, which is not suitable for him to say. His broken thoughts are higher than the number of Tang monks.

"I didn't sleep well last night!" He casually found a reason, but his tone was a bit unpleasant.

Not only did he not sleep well last night, since staying at her house, he has not slept well, and he wanted to turn into a wolf in the middle of the night, but she did n’t even have a chance.

"Having a nightmare?" A timid person will have nightmares after watching a horror movie, thinking he too, "Dare you dare to watch a horror movie next time, and you can't live by doing evil."

Kangxi took a sip of milk and smiled in his heart. He had never had a nightmare when he was so grown up. Recently, Spring Dream had done a lot. Unfortunately, she did n’t have the opportunity to practice. Since she asked so, he climbed up the pole. Too.

"Who knows that the film will be so terrifying, this is obviously a foul!"

"Ghost films are all fake, you are scaring yourself!" Obviously courageous, you have to find a reason.

"Don't you think the female ghost is terrible? I only shook my feet when I mentioned the female ghost!" To verify that I didn't tell lies, the hand holding the chopsticks really shook three times, "I also know It ’s false, but as the saying goes, it ’s better to believe it than not! ”

Xu Zhen felt the need to enlighten him, lest he scare himself out of illness.

"All ghost films actually have something in common. The ghost films are basically female ghosts. They like to wear white skirts or red skirts. The standard equipment is long hair, their faces are pale, and the upgraded version adds more bleeding eyes and dry fingers. The cause of death is the same, die for love, be raped by a man, or betrayed by a male master, the purpose is to find a man to avenge, the way of appearance is more similar, or face up to you face.to.face, scare you Either lower her head implicitly while showing her long black hair, while slowly crawling towards you, according to this fixed mode, the guide can write three or four books. Besides, you are not afraid of the shadow, you If they do not bully women, they will not find you! "

Other female ghosts are also professionally ethical, looking for people who bully themselves.

Kangxi was stunned, and deserved to be an expert in criminal psychology, not just human beings, but the spirit of ghosts was analyzed by her.

She said to herself again: "Female ghosts generally like shady places, such as closets, wells, and quilts. The rhythm of seeing light die every minute. They also have frequent urination problems. Every time they go to the toilet When I met them, I also liked to look in the mirror with people. All kinds of silliness are good! There is an old Chinese saying that people are afraid of three points when they see ghosts, and they are afraid of seven points when they see people. Silly creatures, you have no reason to be afraid of them! "

Kangxi looked up to the sky. This stupid, cute, and dumb description really needs a female ghost. I don't know if I will cry when I hear it!

Is this comforting or vomiting?

In other words, this is a summary of how many horror movies I watched. She did n’t say it was okay.

She is attentive to everything except him!

"Did you hear me say anything? What did the ceiling do?"

He stared at her angrily, "I'm falling asleep!"

"Pillow? Does it hurt? I'll pinch you!"

It seemed to him that it was time for him to squeeze and wait for her for so long, and it was time for her to wait for him again.

"Let's relax first, let me put down some strength, and it will be all right soon!" She had the best grip on this kind of muscle stretch injury.

He warmed his hands, placed his right index finger, middle finger, ring finger, and little finger on the back of Neiguan acupuncture point. He massaged for him gently, and he enjoyed it very much. His eyes were almost asleep.

"Are you comfortable?"

"Comfortable!" It is a paradise on earth.

She pinched the acupuncture points of Neiguan again with her thumb. "Did you feel sour?"

The acid is not at all, and my heart is sweet.

However, she would ask, the person who must fall asleep should be sour, "Yes, sour!"

The opportunity is rare, so she has to wait for a while.

"Oh, then your kidneys are not very good, a bit weak, you need to make up!"

Kangxi's face instantly turned black. "What's the matter with falling asleep?"

"Qi deficiency and coldness are easy to fall asleep, of course it is related to the kidneys!" TCM has described it in detail in theory.

This is clearly saying that he ... no!

He grumbled coldly: "Can it be true?"

"what?"

He turned his head and his face smelled like a stone in a pit. "It's so hard to hold it every day, it's not bad to be strange. If you hold it down again, some parts will soon rust!"

There is also a reason for being empty.

The fundamental reason is lack, lack, exercise, practice!

皛 皛: "..."

Did she step on a mine?

After breakfast, she was carrying her heavy lunch box and was ready to go out. When Kangxi sent her, she still had a dark face.

"I'm leaving!"

He hummed with his nose, his face unhappy.

Kuang Kang sweated for a while and said that he was just kidney-deficit. What is so angry, a man is a man. He is always more serious in this kind of thing. I think he has a quick temper and walks fast, so there is no reason to avoid his more energy .

Look at the watch more than ten minutes late, can't delay any more, and set off quickly.

The university where the class is taking is not far away. It is a 30-minute drive away from Kunhua University North Campus. It is a women ’s art university. Fortunately, there is no traffic jam on the road, so she can arrive on time.

Because it was a women ’s university, there were no boys, so the school conveniently sent a few physical education teachers to assist her, and the class was exceptionally smooth. She also finished the class ten minutes earlier. Xu Shi and a few male teachers demonstrated a lot of physical exertion and belly I was a bit hungry. I just wanted to find a place for lunch. I found that the lunch box was forgotten in the car and hurried to the parking lot.

The parking lot is open-air, and the sun in June is terribly poisonous. Her car has been exposed to the sun for more than two hours. The temperature in the car is at least 60 degrees. It looks like a large oven. Take out the lunch box and Kangxi prepares The Cola fried milk rolls have turned into a puddle of mud.

Her lunch was soaked thoroughly.

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Long live the Lord is not kidney deficiency, it is bitter to wait for the queen to cool open, waiting to rust off ...

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