Black Myth: Journey to the West – Simulate Becoming Immortal!
Chapter 66: Really good at playing
"Ding! Ding! Ding!"
Chen Xi knocked on the bowls and chopsticks, and the rhythm became more and more urgent.
The previous relaxed and happy atmosphere was swept away.
The speed of chanting Sanskrit in the mouth of the broken precepts Buddha became faster and faster.
The little demon, who was a little dazed and frightened, held the head of the broken precepts Buddha in his hands.
It was about to throw it away, but suddenly it felt a sharp pain like a needle prick in its mind!
In an instant, it inexplicably had a strong urge to cut itself open and offer its head to seek relief!
"Ah——!"
The little demon suddenly let out a hysterical and shrill scream.
It shook like a sieve, and quickly threw the Buddha's head to the next demon!
Seeing this, the surrounding demons were unwilling to continue playing with this crazy monk!
They all stood up and wanted to leave.
However, under the influence of the Sanskrit, they sat back again and were forced to join this "pass the flower".
Chen Xi's smile became more and more wanton until he laughed out loud!
He knocked the chopsticks in his hand faster and faster, breaking the bowls and plates and splashing porcelain slag!
Blood gushed out from the broken neck, which was as big as the mouth of a bowl, making his face pale and his eyes full of madness.
As the saying goes:
Watching the demons eat the dregs with a smile, it is difficult to defy fate and cannot be avoided.
The head of a man is broken and the flower is passed around, neither a ghost nor a god, but like a madman.
Finally!
The last porcelain bowl in front of Chen Xi turned into powder, and the knocking sound stopped abruptly!
The eyes of the demons at the table were all focused on the dog-headed military advisor, whose face was a little blue.
The Sanskrit sound stopped, and the dog-headed military advisor held the Buddha's head with trembling hands.
It wanted to throw this ghost thing away, but its hands were out of control and it held the Buddha's head tightly, unable to let go.
The dog-headed military advisor, who had been shouting the most happily before, was now full of fear on his face.
"Donor, why don't you feed the Buddha with your body?"
The Buddha head spoke in human language and asked back.
As soon as the words fell, the dog-headed military advisor's fear disappeared and his face showed enthusiasm.
It took the initiative to open its stomach, took out its heart and lungs, and fed it to the Buddha head with great piety.
The broken Buddha looked greedy, chewed slowly, and seemed to enjoy it.
Until the five internal organs were empty, a good dog head rolled onto the table.
Its eyes were wide open, staring at the monsters, as if saying that the next one is you!
Seeing this, the monsters were terrified, the atmosphere was oppressive, and they were almost suffocated.
The prisoner of the robbery showed fear on his face, and the crackling chains were all quiet at this moment.
"This little monster looks so thin, how can he have such an evil ability?"
"Who is this guy..."
At the same time, General Yin also felt a chill on his back, unable to hide his fear.
"This crazy monk did not do what I promised!"
"He promised to help me find a son-in-law and show his power."
"Now he has done something like this. I am dying, dying!"
"I really shouldn't have trusted this madman!"
General Yin felt regretful, fearing that he would be implicated by this crazy monk.
But now, it is too late.
Many demons had noticed that he was hanging out with this crazy monk and whispering to him.
In this situation, he was forced to board the pirate ship and could only pray that this crazy monk was strong enough to suppress these demons.
The smile on Chen Xi's face became more and more crazy and twisted.
"Hehe, Longzi really knows how to play!"
The Dragon King praised him endlessly and was overjoyed. Only Chen Xi could hear his voice.
"In all these years, this is the first time I've seen that old thief bald listen to others."
"Look! These timid things are afraid of you!"
"Since we are dragons, we should be like this, hahaha!"
"Shut up!"
Chen Xi's tone was unfriendly, and he didn't want to listen to the dragon king's nonsense.
Every one of them had bad intentions and wanted to influence him subtly.
Crunch, crunch.
The sound of flesh and blood squirming slowly sounded.
Chen Xi's face was pale, and the severed head was itchy.
His connection with the broken precepts Buddha did not disappear because of the severed head.
"Sure enough."
He squinted his eyes and didn't care much about it.
It is obvious that the severed head alone is not enough to eliminate the hidden danger of the broken precepts Buddha.
Perhaps it is because of this that the broken precepts Buddha cooperated with him and performed such a play.
But this test was not without gain.
At least let him know that as long as he does not leave Gao Laozhuang, the broken precepts Buddha will be much more obedient than he imagined.
Now it seems that Gao Laozhuang and the broken precepts Buddha are indeed closely related.
"Master, now that we have eaten the meat and played enough games, we still have to continue recruiting a son-in-law." "After playing so much, I wonder if the master is satisfied?"
Master Gao forced a smile, but there was anger in his tone.
A foul smell was floating around
Chen Xi came back to his senses from his thoughts and glanced at the red silk flying around.
The goal has been achieved, and the behavior of testing the bottom line has almost been done.
Even so, there is no need to push this old pig demon too hard now.
Thinking of this, Chen Xi took advantage of the situation and showed a satisfied smile.
He slowly stood up, took back the Buddha's head, and pressed it on his neck again.
As the flesh and blood squirmed, the Buddha's head grew back intact.
The broken precepts Buddha was a little unsatisfied and smacked his lips a few times.
"Isn't that right? How can a banquet be without meat?"
"I had so much fun that I forgot about Master Gao."
"Master Gao, please tell your servants to prepare for the next test."
"But don't make it too boring like this time."
Chen Ye was rude in his words.
He even urged Mr. Gao on and off, as if he was aloof.
"Easy to say, easy to say"
Mr. Gao coughed a few times and put a kind smile on his face again.
"You gentlemen, please come with me."
At this moment, the demons who were frightened by Chen Yi finally recovered.
Suddenly, everyone exploded!
"I'm not going! I'm not going! Who wants to be with this lunatic!"
"This crazy monk just killed demons unscrupulously, and I don't know what trouble he's going to make next!"
"The crazy monk behaves like this, but the government doesn't care. How dare we continue to participate in the recruitment of a son-in-law!"
"That's right. I didn't say it beforehand. You might lose your life if you recruit a son-in-law. Let's go, let's go!"
A group of strange monsters were shouting and about to turn around and leave.
Although Miss Gao is good, she still has to live with it!
"snort!"
Mr. Gao snorted coldly, narrowed his eyes, and his tone was no longer kind.
"Do you guys want to eat for free?"
"After eating the food of my Gaofu, you don't come and leave whenever you want."
As soon as these words came out, those demons who were already extremely dissatisfied suddenly became furious.
"Master Gao is trying to force us to stay here!"
Several demons looked unkind, and their previous flattery was now in vain.
Chen Yi looked on coldly, feeling a little funny.
These monsters used to look like bitches, but now they are more ferocious than anyone else after breaking out.
A group of people who bully the weak and fear the strong, and act according to the wind.
Mr. Gao did not hesitate, put his hands together and spoke piously.
"Blessed by Mother Mochili."
call!
A foul-smelling wind suddenly blew by.
Red damasks were flying all around and lanterns were swaying.
Immediately afterwards, those monsters suddenly looked frightened!
The next moment, their bodies softened and rolled on the ground, turning into several bloated, fat and dirty pigs.
Seeing this scene, the demons who had been agitated just now suddenly shrank their pupils and fell silent.
"The food in my palace is reserved for Lang Cai to prepare, not wasted on useless waste."
"You gentlemen, please come with me."
Mr. Gao was still very polite, but anyone could hear the strong threat.
Seeing this, how could all the monsters dare to say anything?
They had no choice but to move reluctantly and follow behind Mr. Gao.
General Yin among the demons, his face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and his heart was filled with regret.
"If I had known this, I shouldn't have taken advantage of the situation and come to Gao Laozhuang to participate in recruiting a son-in-law!"
"It's just that I broke up two brothers along the way, and now I'm involved in it."
"And that toad, you shouldn't believe its lies!"
When General Yin thought about this, he seemed to have thought of something, and there was a trace of doubt in his eyes.
It scanned the monsters, but could not find the toad spirit.
"Strange thing! Where did that toad go? Why haven't I seen it yet?"
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