Black Technology Live Room

"The world is going down, it's really going down!" Zhang Zhai was very sad, and sighed on his back, "How can you use this kind of shooting angle, what kind of storyboard is this! It's simply blasphemy, it's a waste of art!"

Zhang Zhai pointed and pointed at the screen, spitting kept flying out of his mouth.

"The night vision mode is still turned on. This director doesn't have any basic professionalism! Let me go, what kind of angle is this? Do you have any appreciation level? Do you have any basic artistic taste?"

On the computer screen in front of Zhang Zhai, it was the picture of the lakeside that was being played.

"I said, Lao Zhang, you shouldn't be so excited!" Liu Yi patted Zhang Zhai from behind.

Zhang Zhai glanced back at Liu Yi, excitedly pointing his fingers at the video that was still playing. "Liu Yi, take a look too, what kind of ghost angle is this?"

Liu Yi looked at the screen, was silent for a while, and then nodded seriously, "Well, the angle is not right."

"Let's see, let's see, what's the situation?" Yang Hao squeezed over and looked at it, "Wori, what the hell is going on, can this film of Ma De be shot like this? Is it made in China?"

"Well, that's right," Liu Yi nodded seriously and agreed.

Zhang Zhai was extremely astonished, his eyes were terrified, and he looked at the two of them: "I misread you two, how could you have such nasty thoughts, can't you appreciate art with a critical eye like me? "Zhang Zhai is heartbroken, vulgar, simply vulgar!

"Art? Proposition is the common point of art?" Liu Yi complained.

Yang Hao also rolled his eyes, "Stop talking nonsense, can you, you are a physics student and know woolen art?"

"Hey, I don't want to listen to what you said. What do you mean, you can't appreciate art if you study physics? Can't you have a bit of artistic talent?" Zhang Zhai said.

Yang Hao rolled his eyes, he was speechless and didn't want to talk anymore.

Liu Yi didn't change his face, and said calmly: "Zhang Zhai, give me a copy of this 'art video', I also study art."

"Stop talking nonsense. I'm a physics student. You're a math student. You're a guy whose hair is about to fall out. You know the art of hair."

"You know nothing, mathematics, mathematics is the most perfect art!" Liu Yi spit excitedly, "Golden ratio, 0.618... This is not mathematical art!"

"There is no perfect art..." Yang Hao added a knife, "By the way, give me a share, let me, a real art critic, criticize."

Zhang Zhai rolled his eyes, expressing deep contempt for their shameless act of pretending to be a poet while being a prostitute.

"Don't talk so much, one for another, and you still want to be a party member, just take it but not spit it out?" Zhang Zhai said through gritted teeth.

"Hold grass Nima, can you guys keep your voice down, I'm broadcasting live, do you want to join the Internet celebrity family?" Sun Tao, who had been sitting in the corner of the dormitory, finally couldn't help it, and said roar.

"You're afraid of the eggs, just your live broadcast room with two or three big fish and small fish, you can't even become popular." Yang Hao directly turned back, and turned to Zhang Zhai and said, "Is that so? Lao Zhang, Liu Yi"

"Old Sun, you can pull a few down. At this point, is there really someone watching the live broadcast? I bet, if your popularity exceeds 2000 now, I will use a fifth-speed electric fan!" Yang Hao said, "Yes, old man open?"

"No," Zhang Di glanced at his computer screen, then at Sun Tao, and stretched out five fingers, "I guess it's not more than five hundred, right, old Liu?"

Liu Yi nodded, "Five hundred, that's as good as the sky."

Half of Sun Tao's face darkened, and when he looked at the barrage flying across the live broadcast room, the other half of his face also turned dark.

"666, this tm is a talent!"

"It is impossible to engage in art, and it is impossible to engage in art in this life. You can only watch small videos to maintain your life like this..."

"Brothers are all talented, they are really a coquettish group."

"Brother, you are really awesome!"

"Little Taozi, the speed makes your brother photogenic, let's see, this coquettish brother, ???"

"..."

"This mouthful of gossip, hehe... I like it... The anchor should be replaced, who wants to watch you play games, it's better to gossip!"

Sun Tao: "..."

...

Sun Tao grinned, "Hehehe, Lao Zhang, I'm sorry to disappoint you, but my popularity in the live broadcast room is exactly 500."

Yang Hao opened his mouth wide, with an exaggerated expression, "You have lived a long life, and some people have watched the live broadcast of Fat Boy these days! The audience has lost their aesthetic ability!"

"Hold the grass, you are fucking looking for death, Yang Hao, who the hell is the fat house, besides, I am a powerful anchor, and I am different from those coquettish sluts!" As he said, Sun Tao abandoned the live broadcast and rushed over directly, and Yang Hao They wrestled. "Damn it, fuck you, fuck you."

Zhang Zhai didn't feel any disturbance in his heart about the behavior of these two bastards, and even wanted to laugh.

For this kind of good friends, it is too common in the dormitory to scuffle together and fight each other at any time.

For example, Liu Yi took out his mobile phone very skillfully, and while watching it with relish, he also took two wonderful pictures from time to time to use as dark history.

However, this kind of practice of staying out of the way and watching the monkey play often affects itself in the end.

"This kid is taking pictures, fuck it!" Yang Hao, who was crushed below, roared.

"Fuck him!"

"Ouch, hold the grass, let it go!"

In an instant, the scene turned into a scene of three people scuffling together, full of affection.

Zhang Zhai rubbed his chin and commented: "Tsk tsk tsk..."

"Let go!... Ah, kill me."

"My ass!... Nima, you get up first"

"Get up, fart, let go of my ears first!"

"..."

When boys make trouble, the scene is definitely more chaotic than girls.

Zhang Zhai didn't care how the three of them tossed about on the ground, but walked towards the computer Sun Tao used for live broadcasting.

Looking at the face displayed on the computer screen at this time, he was silent for a while, and then said: "I am really handsome..."

Zhang Zhai glanced at the popularity in the live broadcast room, and was a little surprised, "There are really 500 popularity, Sun Tao, is this kid bloody?"

According to Zhang Zhai's ears and eyes, he has been influenced (folded) for a long time: Zhang Zhai, this anchor is about to develop, I have 50 popularity, hahaha. Liu Yi, I'm going to the pinnacle of my life, marrying Bai Fumei, I'm 100 popular! Yang Hao, hahaha, I'm going to be popular, I'm 200 popularity...haha, I'm 210 popularity!

Sun Tao is a salted fish anchor whose personal popularity has been hovering around 200, and it is difficult to break through 250.

But after looking at the barrage that kept refreshing, Zhang Zhai found the reason.

"It's really a dormitory full of affection! They are all good brothers!"

"Brother, borrow one to speak!"

"666, full of coquettish talk, all of them are prostitutes, and they have a bit of demeanor like King Billy!"

"Don't talk so much nonsense, brother, borrow one to talk!"

"Yes, borrow one to talk..."

"Brothers are like-minded people at first glance. Let me appreciate art by borrowing a book to speak."

"This is the anchor's classmate. He looks good and handsome, but it's a pity that he's a pervert."

...

"Ahem," Zhang Zhai moistened his throat, "It seems that everyone is a man of temperament, so let's discuss this 'art'."

"I don't want to compare with you, just follow the procedure!"

...

"Don't worry, everyone, there's plenty of time," Zhang Zhai glanced at Sun Tao and Sun Tao, who were still stacked together, and at the popularity of almost 1,000 in the live broadcast room. Turning his face straight, facing the camera, he showed a standard smile like a CCTV news anchor.

"Hello everyone, I'm your anchor Zhang Zhai, you can call me Zhang Zhai Dashuaibi, or the handsome guy Zhang Zhai!" Zhang Zhai just finished speaking...

"Ding! Popularity +1"

"Ding! Popularity +2"

"Ding! Popularity +5"

"Ding! Popularity +16"

"Ding! Popularity..."

As soon as Zhang Zhai introduced himself perfectly, ding ding ding rang in his mind at the same time. The voice was extremely clear, and the sudden appearance directly confused Zhang Zhai.

"What the hell is this?" Zhang Zhai opened his mouth wide, at a loss.

"Ding... Popularity..."

"Ding……"

It's not over yet?

Where did this sound come from? He stared dazedly at the three of Sun Tao who were still wrestling together, and then looked back at the barrage in the live broadcast room.

"666..."

The screen is full of 666, there seems to be nothing wrong, could it be that I...in fact, the bell spirit has become, and now it is about to awaken!

Or do you want to get the system yourself? Good campus youth novel, what the hell is this unfolding? ?

This is nonsense, right?

"Ding... ding..."

Zhang Zhai was stunned for a minute or two, and the sound rang for a minute or two, without any disappearance or turning point.

This is really annoying, like a mosquito around the ear...

"The anchor is stupid? Talk!"

"Bro, art, art!"

"Sure enough, all good-looking people have problems!"

"Brother, let's borrow one to talk, don't stand still."

...

Zhang Zhai came back to his senses, glanced at the live broadcast room, intending to temporarily ignore the annoying voice in his head, "Ahem, let's continue to discuss art..."

The screen in the live broadcast room stopped abruptly, followed by the annoying voice in my head.

At this moment, it seems that the world is very quiet.

If it weren't for the still non-stop or even faster scrolling barrage, Zhang Zhai would have thought the world had paused.

"Hahaha, super pipe shot, directly crushed"

"Super tube haunts, mortals stay away!"

"666, this is the first time I see a male anchor banned for pornography, I'm so angry."

...

That's right, on the screen of the live broadcast room, it says 'the host is not at home...'

But what Zhang Zhai saw in the backstage was: "Hello, respected anchor Xiao Taozi, because you are suspected of obscenity, the live broadcast room was..."

Zhang Zhai: I feel a little complicated...

The voice that suddenly appeared and disappeared in my mind, what does it mean, and what does it have to do with the live broadcast room...

Ma De, I won’t be insane. Just when Zhang Zhai was thinking wildly, he already thought of man and the universe, philosophical issues in the background of the Big Bang, who am I, who is talking, how am I confused, such a great proposition. .

It sounded again in my mind:

"Ding, your system package has been delivered, please sign for it..."

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