Bleach: Stir Up the Situation

An hour later, in front of the captain's house.

Ye Yi and Urahara were waiting for Hong Jiang here, just when Ye Yi couldn't help but want to go in and remind Hong Jiang that he was late again, Hong Jiang appeared, but he looked very depressed and in a bad mood.

Ye Yi took a closer look and found that his eyes were still a little red, obviously from crying.

"Why, you were told to cry by old man Shan?" Ye Yi hurriedly asked, although Pu Yuan didn't speak, but the expression of concern was palpable.

"Do you know that crying children have milk?" Hong Jiang didn't answer but asked Ye Yi and the other two.

"Probably know some,,,"

"So you are crying because you want to drink milk?" Ye Yi asked fiercely.

"Then you know." Hong Jiang continued to answer irrelevant questions, "If he is wronged, he won't cry or make trouble. Can such a child have everything he wants?"

"Can you speak human words?" Ye Yi reached out and touched Hong Jiang's forehead, and continued, "What, did you get beaten up by the old man?"

"Forget it, it doesn't make sense to you!"

Hong Jiang shook off Ye Yi's hand, originally he thought it was quite sad, just like a worried little prince. But being teased by Ye Yi made him want to laugh now, as if he was mentally retarded.

"If you want to laugh, don't bear it. Generally speaking, I can't help it either,,,"

Seeing the serious Urahara approaching, Hong Jiang finally couldn't help but burst out laughing. Have you ever had the experience of holding back a smile, you black-bellied smiling face and squinting monster? How could he have shame on Ye Yi? It turns out that the funniest one is you!

"It really took me eight lifetimes of bad luck to become buddies with you!"

"Hey, hey, hey! Don't forget, you and we are quasi-best friends!" Ye Yi reminded in disgust, then turned and left.

Because of Hongjiang's sudden understanding this time, Yeichi and Urahara felt that they had been deceived and thus suffered great harm. To put it bluntly, you Diezuka Hongjiang had something to hide from us and didn't treat us as brothers (sisters).

Well, in fact, only Yeyi thinks so. But Yeyi can represent all of them in most cases, especially he has the absolute right to speak on such boring matters.

So Hong Jiang was temporarily expelled from his best friend. Although it was the same as before, if he wanted to restore his identity, he had to perform well at the base later, and impress Ye Yi and Urahara with a sincere attitude.

Although Hongjiang felt that it was no different whether he was fired or not, it would be more troublesome if he really said it. I have no choice but to make trouble with Ye Yi.

What's more, after making a human-creation plan with the old man, telling lies with Ye Yi is also conducive to the implementation of the plan, but it is a blessing in disguise.

A few minutes later, in the secret base under the Bipolar Hill, the three of Hong Jiang sat in a circle.

"Start your interrogation now!" Ye Yi spoke out first, pretending to be fierce and asked: "The prisoner's name?"

"Don't you know?"

"Now you are not the Diezuka Hongjiang we know, but the prisoner Diezuka Hongjiang!" Ye Yi raised his Zanpakutao intimidatingly: "So pay attention to your attitude!"

"You have already called out,,, Diezuka Hongjiang,,,"

Ye Yi nodded in satisfaction, and put the knife back with a smile, wouldn't it be fine if it was like this earlier? Don't force yourself to do it yourself.

"I said it's necessary?" Hong Jiang smiled wryly. Didn't he do something outrageous, was it necessary to use the knife?

"Don't change the subject!" Ye Yi said impatiently, "Continue to talk about your question!"

"My question? This one?" Hong Jiang asked, pointing to the armored ghost in his hand. Seeing Ye nodded, he continued, "That's right, I have two Zanpakuto!"

",,,,,"

Ye Yi was stunned, not because he was shocked by the two Zanpakusao, but because he didn't know how to scold the bitch in front of him.

Forget it, it's better to do it directly!

But this time she didn't draw out her knife because Urahara held her hand down.

"There are really two Zanpakuto?" Although he was still smiling, Urahara's face was a bit heavy.

"Do you really believe this kind of nonsense? If he really has two Zanpakuto, the old man would have already sent him to Room 46 by this time!"

Ye Yi's words did not change Urahara in any way, he still stared at Hong Jiang, waiting for the other party's answer.

Anyone in Seireitei would have the same reaction as Yoruichi when they heard someone say that they have two Zanpakutō. This is the reason why the so-called most false lies are the truth.

But apart from Kisuke Urahara, maybe only Kisuke Urahara, who will research Bengyu in the future, will try to believe everything!

"Sure enough, is this too false?" Hong Jiang smiled wryly, "Save me some face~"

The old man miscalculated and underestimated Urahara Kisuke, who was still young. The reason why Hongjiang did this may be to test Urahara, or maybe he simply wanted to tell the truth to his buddies, in short, he just wanted to speak out.

However, for future plans, he still had to use a lie to confuse the matter.

"Actually, I haven't played shallowly since the beginning." Hong Jiang took a deep breath, supported his forehead and continued: "It was the first time I saw shallowly in the sword room."

"I knew it was like this!" Ye Yi waved his fist happily, while Urahara beside him was curious, but not as interested as before.

"That's not right!" Ye Yi seemed to have thought of something, staring at Hong Jiang and asked, "How could Old Man Shan not give you a shallow beating?"

"Uh, this is a long story,,,"

"It's okay, we have plenty of time!"

",,,"

A few minutes later, Yeyi looked at Hongjiang, covered his stomach with one hand, and asked in a trembling voice: "So,,, are you jealous of us by lying?"

"No need to be patient, just laugh if you want," Hong Jiang said with a dark face.

"Hahaha! You still have today, Diezuka Hongjiang!" Yeyi laughed so hard that he rolled on the ground, Hongjiang's dark expression was really funny.

To put it simply, because Hongjiang is too talented, old man Shan has never given Hongjiang a shallow blow in order to let him lay a solid foundation, and he doesn't want him to start too early and become dependent.

Later, Hongjiang was seriously biased, so it was even more impossible for old man Shan to give him a shallow beating.

But Ye Yi and Urahara have been beaten since they were young, and Hong Jiang has a good face, and he doesn't want to be compared with his buddies. So I kept lying, you hit me lightly, and I was two days ahead of you when you started to understand, in short, you must never lose with your mouth!

Even this time in the sword room, he was obviously keen on Qian Da, but he had to pretend to be completely indifferent to it. With such an actor-level performance, he still let himself play off in the end.

You usually look like a calm, unworldly expert, but I didn't expect you to be such a Diezuka Hongjiang! Ye Yi was afraid to look at his face now, it really made him want to laugh.

Hong Jiang looked at Ye Yi, who was laughing wildly with his head down, and Urahara, who was peeking at him, his face turned dark again. Although this was an argument he had discussed with the old man, it was really embarrassing.

"What else is there? I'll leave if there's nothing else!"

"How do you know there's something else?"

Hong Jiang pointed to the thing in Yeyi's hand, "Not only did I ask me to bring it, but you both brought it too, so you shouldn't be wearing it for self-defense, right?"

At this time, Ye Yi and Urahara each held a sword in their hands, not the Asahi from the Spiritual Art Academy, but their respective Zanpakuto, which had already awakened Sijie's Zanpakuto!