Bleach: The Invincible Slacker from Rukongai

At the edge of the hot spring, Shiroha Uehara opened his eyes wide and chanted:"Don't look at what is indecent! Don't look at what is indecent!"

At this time, Yoruichi Shihoin also realized that something was wrong. She looked up and saw Shiroha Uehara who was chanting.

She thought speechlessly:"What's the use of chanting beautifully? Don't open your eyes so wide!"

Then, Yoruichi Shihoin shrank his body and hid in the mist and spring water again, and the beautiful scenery that had just been seen disappeared. After all, there are still a hundred years before the beginning of the plot, and there are many differences between the characters in the plot now and at the beginning of the plot.

Yoruichi, who had just arrived in the world, has not let himself go like he did at the beginning of the plot.

Shiroha Uehara had a calm face and said in a gentlemanly tone:

"Don't worry, I'm actually blind.

I can't see anything, you don't need to cover it."

As he said this, he tried to cosplay as Tosen Kaname.

But thinking about the plot, Tosen Kaname would rather cover his mouth and nose with a mask than cover his blind eyes, and he can watch the monitor and even use a telescope. If such a person can be blind, it's normal for him to be blind.

"……"Seeing Uehara Baiyu's completely careless disguise, Shifengyuan Yoruichi was speechless again.

However, she did not dwell on such a trivial matter, but directly said:

"Otsutsuki Naruto, you should know who I am and what are you doing here?"

Uehara Shiraha shrugged and vowed,"Don't worry, our Otsutsuki family loves peace and will never go along with the likes of Aizen!"

Shihouin Yoruichi just breathed a sigh of relief, but Uehara Shiraha said again,"Unless you pay more!"

Shihouin Yoruichi clenched her fist, then released it and asked tentatively,"Why have I never heard of the Otsutsuki family?"

"Because like the werewolf clan, our Otsutsuki clan is a secret clan hidden outside of Rukongai." Uehara Shiraha looked nostalgic:

"When I was born, my father wrote a poem for me.

‘When you were born, the entire Soul Society was whispering your name - Arthas!

And you will be crowned king!’！"

Shifengyuan Yoruichi frowned and questioned:

"Wait a minute, aren't you called Otsutsuki Naruto? What the hell is Arthas?

And the entire Soul Society...

There is only one king in the whole world, and that is the Soul King.

What kind of king do you want to be?"

Uehara Baiyu shrugged and said calmly:

"Arthas is my nickname. My father is quite westernized, so he gave me a foreign nickname.

And there is more than one king in this world. Can't I be the old king? Can't I be the Pirate King?

After all, pirates are the freest people in this world!

Because their deaths are very random, just like a certain free country, where they can eat all-you-can-eat seafood."

Yoichi Shihouin frowned so hard that a fly could be killed,"What kind of king is the old king?" What a bunch of nonsense.

If it weren't for the fact that this"Otsutsuki Naruto" had strange abilities, Yoruichi Shihouin would have wanted to tear this man's mouth to pieces.

Not a word of truth

"The old king! After all, I am not young anymore." Uehara Baiyu's eyes lit up:"Why do you want to be my queen?"

"Why am I not the queen?" Shifengyuan Yoruichi laughed in anger.

Uehara Shiraha said confidently:

"As a man, you should always leave yourself a way out. You can't give up the whole forest for a tree.

However, you have to change your habits in the future.

Only I can see your body.

If you can do this, you still have a chance to become my queen.……"

"……"In her heart, Yoruichi Shihouin cursed this"Otsutsuki Naruto" to the point of bloodshed:

"I have to take a good bath here. You broke in by yourself. Can you blame me?

Also, when did I agree to be your shitty princess?"

Hard!

Her fist was hard!

Harder than ever before!

She was just one step away from mastering the ultimate secret of boxing:

"Pu Xinnan, you are really a loser!"

She could no longer bear it, and Shifengyuan Yoruichi stepped on the ground, her body flew into the air, and then disappeared in an instant.

When her figure appeared again, she was already dressed.

Now Shifengyuan Yoruichi is still wearing the black death suit specially used by the Xing army.

The overall outfit is a tight-fitting combat suit, the upper body is a backless dress around the neck, and the right arm is wrapped with a dense"bandage". At this time

, Shifengyuan Yoruichi with purple hair and ears was staring at Uehara Baiyu with a pair of golden pupils.

Uehara Baiyu, who was feasting his eyes again, smiled slightly:"Why, do you want to dance too?"

Before he finished speaking, Shifengyuan Yoruichi's figure blurred, and then disappeared.

Uehara Baiyu immediately turned his head and looked to the right:"Shunshin Yoruichi, it really lives up to its reputation!"

Although he couldn't see Shihouin Yoruichi's movements clearly, after the initial release of Dankong, Uehara Baiyu had a strong spatial perception ability.

Therefore, Uehara Baiyu could accurately lock Shihouin Yoruichi's position at any time.

On the other side, Shihouin Yoruichi's body"re-condensed"

"It's really an amazing ability. Even if he can't react in time, he can still use it."The former captain of the second division looked a little solemn.

Just listening to the description of Urahara Kisuke and the others, there is no way to understand this feeling of powerlessness and weirdness.

Just now, Shifengin Yoruichi almost burst out at the fastest speed, so fast that it even exceeded the perception of spiritual sense.

When the opponent was unaware, her full-strength attack went straight through the opponent's body, as if it was hitting a ball of air.

Uehara Shiraha just smiled slightly and didn't take this compliment to heart at all.

Without hesitation, Shifengin Yoruichi once again performed super-fast instant steps, her body dancing, and attacking repeatedly.

In an instant, it seemed that several Shifengin Yoruichi appeared around Uehara Shiraha, and each of them aimed at Uehara Shiraha's vital points and played a"collapse point" move similar to acupuncture.

"Mudamudamuda!"

Uehara Baiyu put his hands on his waist, kneeled forward, leaned back slightly, and looked"DIO"At the same time, even though he was in a virtual state, he calmly controlled the shadow clone in the space to cast a horse spell on himself.

He didn't forget how the Collapse Four Aizen"died".

Aizen, who had merged with the perfect Collapse Jade, should be immortal and could evolve infinitely.

But because he was too reckless and gave up the way of survival, he was touched by Urahara Kisuke, planted with the mark of the ghost way, and was sealed.

Uehara Baiyu would not make such a mistake.

Without any surprise, Shifengyuan Yoruichi's attack, which the naked eye could not keep up with, hit the"Four Elements".

She turned over nimbly, and her long legs stood firmly on the ground.