Blind box wholesaler, start crazy to break PDD
Chapter 047
In the shot, Da Sima covered his mouth and nose with his hands.
Because he was holding it too tightly, his breathing was not smooth, and his face had begun to turn red.
But even so, Da Sima did not dare to loosen the gap a little.
He kept rolling his eyes, and the pungent smell made him tears can’t help but flow from the corners of his eyes.
The unpleasant smell constantly hit his limits.
His body began to react instinctively, and a feeling of nausea and vomiting rushed to his heart.
Seeing this scene, PDD was also stunned.
What’s going on here?
He swears!
What he sent over was definitely a blind box, and it couldn’t be a disgusting item like Xiang.
He and Da Sima are friends, and the two are the top anchors of the Fighting Shark live broadcast platform.
There is absolutely no need to engage in such disgusting, vulgar things to attract traffic.
But looking at Da Sima’s reaction, it doesn’t look like it’s acting.
PDD was completely stunned.
What’s going on here?
“Brothers, you testify to me, yesterday I sent a blind box, it can’t be anything else!”
In the live broadcast room, PDD hurriedly wanted to prove his innocence.
Heaven can see that he really just sent a few blind boxes that were not opened.
He wants to make a whole big Sima, but it’s definitely not vulgar to this point!
“Lying groove, does this taste so good? The Great Sima was happy and choked himself to death! ”
“Gan, it won’t be snail powder or durian here, right?”
“Upstairs, your snail powder and durian can be used as biochemical weapons?”
“666, seeing that Teacher Sima was smoked to tears, you can imagine how choking this smell is.”
“The effect is comparable to tear gas, terrifying!”
“Don’t hide from everyone, I feel bad for Da Sima across the screen~”
“……”
The water friends in the live broadcast room also exploded when they saw this scene.
If this is directed and acted by Da Sima, then this acting skill is inevitably too strong.
And looking at the posture of Da Sima who wanted to cover himself to death, it didn’t seem like a joke at all.
“No, brothers, can’t hold on!”
“I now seriously suspect that this is some kind of biochemical weapon, everyone wait for me… Ahem, I can’t stay in this room! ”
“Wait a minute… Ahem… Gag~”
In front of the camera, Da Sima opened the window of his room, and then said a few words very quickly and ran out.
After about two or three minutes, Da Sima returned to the camera again.
It’s just that at this time, Da Sima wore a gas mask on his head.
“Brothers, I’m back!”
Because he was wearing a gas mask, Da Sima’s voice sounded like an urn.
However, the water friends in the live broadcast room did not care about these.
Everyone looked at Da Sima’s fully armed posture, and they were all a little dumbfounded.
Lying groove, you have a lot of equipment in this house?
Is it really that smelly?
“Gag~!”
Da Sima returned to his chair and finished it.
I don’t know if it’s because of the proximity to the blind box or the psychological effect.
Even if Da Sima was wearing a gas mask, he could still vaguely ask about the disgusting stench.
Really, this smell has pushed the limits of what the human body can bear.
“Brothers, forgive you, let me contact the prostitute, what’s going on?!”
Da Sima said, forcibly enduring the nausea in his heart and sent a request to PDD.
Soon, the voice was connected.
“Teacher, what did you send me when you stepped on the horse?”
As soon as the voice was connected, Da Sima Chang couldn’t wait to ask.
The moment he tore open the packaging film just now, he almost fainted without being directly fainted by Kaoru.
“I don’t know, what I sent you is really a figurative blind box, I can swear on this!”
On the other end of the voice came PDD’s puzzled voice.
Listening to the tone, the other party really doesn’t seem to know what is here, and it doesn’t look like the other party’s prank.
“Can the blind box emit this smell?”
The big Sima people are numb.
Don’t say it’s a blind box, I believe it when you tell me it’s a gas bomb!
Da Sima could swear that he had never smelled anything more stinky than this.
“How about Teacher Sima, you open it and take a look?”
On the other end of the voice, PDD’s voice came again.
There is a little anticipation in the doubt, and a little dark feeling in the expectation.
When Da Sima heard this, he immediately rolled his eyes.
Feelings stepping on the horse is not you, standing and talking without back pain.
However, he was also a little curious about what was in this blind box that smelled so bad.
Forced to endure the nausea, Da Sima approached the position of the blind box little by little.
As the distance narrowed, he could clearly feel that the stench was becoming more and more obvious.
Obviously, this rushing smell could not even be completely blocked by imitation gas masks.
You can imagine how strong this smell is.
Tear open the package and open the blind box.
Da Sima pulled out the foam board that fixed the figure.
The moment he saw this figure, Da Sima was stunned.
Is this Nima really a figure?!
But why does it stink?!
Da Sima took the figure out of the foam board and studied it carefully.
To be honest, this figure has a peculiar shape.
The figure wears a blue long-sleeved shirt on the upper body and a pair of beige pants on the lower body.
The figure lies on his side on the chassis, dragging his chin with his left hand and looking ahead.
Its left leg is naturally bent and casually draped on the chassis, while its right leg is raised high, at a 90-degree right angle to its left leg.
The left leg is wearing shoes, while the right foot is not wearing shoes, just a pair of white socks.
The expression of the figure is also very coquettish, and a pair of anti-hook eyebrows vividly outline the greasy temperament of the middle-aged uncle.
Da Sima came close and sniffed, making sure that the smell was emanating from his right foot!
“The smell came from his feet!”
Da Sima screamed, and the expression under the gas mask was as if he had seen a ghost.
Even through the gas mask, he felt like he had blown up a dung pit, and then those Xiang fell around him like a heavenly lady scattering flowers, exuding a strong smell that did not disperse for a long time.
“No, whose figure smells like this?”
Da Sima held up his hand and approached the camera.
He didn’t understand why this figure stinked so much.
This is not so much a figurine as a biological weapon disguised as a figurine.
It’s almost as lethal as it can send unsuspecting figure players away!
Just as Da Sima complained, a striking barrage suddenly crossed the live broadcast room.
“This seems to be Hiroshi Nohara, if it is his feet, then this smell can be said!”
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