Blind box wholesaler, start crazy to break PDD

“That’s not right~”

Da Sima sat next to PDD, touched his chin and said thoughtfully.

PDD looked at him suspiciously.

“What’s wrong?”

“With your luck, do you think you can open such a delicate base?”

Da Sima choked PDD with a word, and he didn’t know how to answer.

What is my luck?

What happened to my luck?

“Teacher Sima, do you know what time comes to running?”

PDD was immediately unconvinced.

He looked at Da Sima and said, “I should be lucky if Liu has been unlucky for so long.” ”

People at least or shouldn’t be so unlucky all the time~

“I still don’t feel right.”

Da Sima shook his head, indicating that something must be wrong.

Seeing this, PDD pretended to sigh helplessly.

Then he patted Da Sima’s shoulder and said:

“Admit it, you’re just jealous of me, jealous that I’m luckier than you.”

At the very least, we didn’t open Hiroshi Nohara’s smelly feet, did we?

When Da Sima heard this, he glanced at PDD, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

Are you serious?

I’m jealous of your luck?

How bullish is your own non-chieftain physique, don’t you know 440?

However, seeing that PDD was so confident, Da Sima did not say anything more.

Anyway, he came today with the intention of watching jokes.

Ding dong~!

As he was speaking, a message prompt tone suddenly came from the chat interface of a certain treasure.

PDD heard this sound, quickly put down the blue lotus base in his hand, and looked at the computer screen.

“Hello teacher, I heard that the customer service said that there is a problem with the blind box, what’s going on?”

The Lord is coming!

Seeing this news, PDD knew that the boss was coming.

Because the customer service before called him a mouthful, not a prostitute.

The only one who knew his identity was the old sixth boss.

PDD described the problem to the boss again, and then asked:

“Boss, did you forget to install a figurine in this blind box? If yes, you can quickly resend me, or I will brush you a bad review.” ”

In PDD’s view, the boss must have made a mistake when packing the box.

Your figure blind box is a figure, there is no reason, there is only one base without a figure, right?

At this moment, PDD confidently said that the boss must have made a mistake.

however

“Teacher is right, there are handmade figures in this blind box, it’s not that we forgot to pack it, just look for it carefully.”

Seeing the boss’s news, PDD frowned slightly.

“I’ve looked for it several times, no, only a base.”

Boss: “You’re looking carefully, it’s impossible not to.” ”

PDD saw that the boss said so confidently, and couldn’t help but pick up the empty box next to it again.

Then I looked for it in all directions 360 degrees without dead ends.

Even to be on the safe side, he put the box in front of the camera for the audience to see.

PDD: “I have looked for it, but there is none, and the water friends in my live broadcast room can testify!” ”

Boss: “It’s impossible, how could it not be?” ”

PDD: “Boss, you won’t want to play tricks or not admit it~”

Boss: “I’m a shop owner who will play tricks?” If I did, who would dare to buy my blind box? ”

PDD: “So what do you say is going on, I don’t see the figure anyway.” ”

Seeing that the boss did not give a satisfactory answer, the PDD side was also fine.

I didn’t see the figure here, and you said that there was no leakage.

Could it be that this figure can still grow wings and fly?!

Ding dong~!

Just thinking about it, a certain treasure’s chat channel popped up a message prompt tone again.

“I know Teacher, this blind box contains the figure of Tuqi, the source of the plague!” (Read violent novels, just go to Feilu Fiction Network!) ）

The source of the plague Tucci?

As a LOL streamer, PDD naturally knows this hero.

Tucci, commonly known as mouse, is quite an old ADC too.

Anyone who has played League of Legends should know this heroic character.

“What does this have to do with Tucci, the source of the plague? The problem (cjeh) is that I don’t see the figure! ”

PDD’s face was full of doubts.

Now the question is not who this figure is, but where it is.

“Don’t worry, teacher, I speculate that the reason why you can’t see it is because it may have driven stealth to the middle of the gank, or would you like to open a scan to find it?”

PDD：……

God stepped Matuci and drove stealth to the middle of the road gank!

God step on the horse, I’ll open a scan and find it!

Do you think this is a first-level regiment?!

Do you dare to be outrageous a little more?!

“It’s not! Ay… This man is poisonous, he steps on a horse… I %***! ”

In the live broadcast room, PDD saw the message sent by the boss, and he was almost sprayed directly on the screen with a mouthful of blood.

The sound of the telegram that lasted more than 30 seconds fully and vividly interpreted his mood at this time.

How to say it?

He felt his IQ being rubbed on the ground by that old six.

Or the kind that risks Mars!

“Poof! The rat is stealthy, so you can’t find it hahaha! ”

“Mouse: I just hid!”

“Reasonable, Tai Nima is reasonable!”

“I can’t live my family with laughter, and my stomach cramps.”

“High emotional intelligence: the figure is invisible; Low EQ: You were scammed hahaha! ”

“The mouse is invisible, so the question is, where to buy the scan?”

“666 ~ I thought this boss was okay at the beginning! It can make a big difference! ”

“Teacher, the mouse skill can be invisible for 8 seconds, or you can wait 8 seconds to see (dog head)~”

“Has the stealth time of the rat passed? I want Kangkang A~”

“Since mice can be invisible, it should be very reasonable for me to give you a five-star praise, stealth four stars, hahaha~!”

“Lying groove, upstairs you know how to evaluate!”

“……”

The water friends in the live broadcast room saw this scene and smiled.

This unexpected anti-transfer everyone could not react.

After reacting, everyone could feel PDD’s inner anger and helplessness across the screen.

Sure enough, the PDD is still that PDD.

It’s just that this time it’s a different way to bring everyone happiness.

“Old didn’t I say you, you a LOL anchor didn’t know that rats would be invisible? Don’t know to open a scan before opening a blind box? Well, the man ran. ”

Da Sima watched as the PDD began to fall.

Hearing this, Sabelin and Ning Shishi next to them could no longer bear it.

The three began to laugh wildly.

At this moment, the whole world is joyful.

Only the main PDD slumped in his chair, staring blankly and dullly at the ceiling.

“Hehe, stealth, mouse, ran, the scan did not open, a blood is gone…”

A collapsed PDD kept muttering something in his mouth.

It looks like this for a while, but it can’t slow down.

PS: Kneel and beg the big guys for more support, please!!!。