Blind box wholesaler, start crazy to break PDD

Hearing this, Da Sima glanced at PDD speechlessly.

“I said that you have persecution paranoia, they all said that I don’t know the boss at all.”

Da Sima was also helpless.

He can’t get rid of this suspicion, how ~.

“Then why did you come with the boss’s blind box – pit me?”

“Didn’t you pit me first?” – Dasima asked rhetorically.

Hearing this, PDD was stunned for a moment.

Thinking about it carefully, it seems that he really pit the big Sima first.

Thinking of this, PDD smiled awkwardly.

“Yay~! Don’t mind, it’s too deep into the play hahaha! ”

While Da Sima pouted speechlessly, he did not expose PDD’s tricks.

PDD did not continue the topic, he held the waist card in his hand high.

Put it under the light and take a closer look.

Suddenly, he seemed to have thought of something.

“Brothers, have you ever met someone with the surname Buddha?”

In front of the camera, PDD said.

After all, in reality, he has never met a person surnamed Buddha.

Of course, PDD did not doubt the authenticity of this surname.

After all, the surnames of the Xia Kingdom are not a joke.

There are all kinds of surnames in it.

“Surnamed Buddha? I haven’t come across it. ”

“I haven’t heard of it either.”

“If you recite the surnames of the hundred families, you will know, Zhao Qiansun Li, Zhou Wu Zhengwang… Ugh, the rest downstairs to add! ”

“I’ll add your sister, I know the first two sentences!”

“Is there a brother surnamed Buddha in the live broadcast room, raise a paw

“……”

For the rare surname of Buddha, the water friends in the live broadcast room are also full of discussions.

After all, this surname is really not very common in real life.

Even, whether the hundred family names have this surname is unknown to everyone~

On the other side, Da Sima sat next to PDD.

He looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room, his brows slightly wrinkled.

I don’t know if it’s his delusion, he always feels that the name is a little weird.

How weird it is, he can’t say.

Anyway, there is an inexplicable sense of déjà vu.

“Buddha… Fobole? ”

Da Sima repeated two sentences, and his eyes suddenly widened.

He seemed to realize something.

Turning his head to look at PDD, who was still holding the waist tag to the side, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

“Teacher, do you say that this Fo Bole is probably a crooked nut?”

“Huh?!”

Hearing this, PDD’s movements in his hands paused.

He turned his head and looked at Da Sima with mentally retarded eyes and said:

“Did you be confused by Hiroshi Nohara’s feet that day, this is the waist card of the Ming Dynasty, how can it be a crooked nut?!”

The Ming Dynasty, that is the most spineless dynasty in the history of the Xia Kingdom.

The Son of Heaven guards the gate of the country, and the king dies.

Is this saying a joke with you?

Do you think that the Ming Dynasty of that era had many Muyang dogs as it does today?

What’s more, this is still a captain’s waist card.

How can this level of existence be a blonde crooked nut?

Isn’t this horse?!

“Impossible! When pigs fly! ”

PDD shook his head and said very firmly: “And there is no surname Buddha in the crooked nut.” ”

When Da Sima heard this, he sighed silently in his heart.

Then he continued:

“Then do you say it’s possible that this Fo Bole is not actually a personal name, but a representative identity?”

Didn’t the water friend in the live broadcast room also say it just now?

The back of the waist tag will be engraved with the identity of the holder, the official office, etc.

Hearing this, PDD immediately shook his head.

“This is even more impossible, isn’t there a captain here, the identity is already there, how can it be engraved again?”

“No, captain is an official title, I’m talking about identity.”

Da Sima shook his head, seeing that PDD did not understand what he meant, and immediately changed his simple description.

“For example, the commander of Jinyiwei, the commander is his official rank and rank, and Jinyiwei is his identity.”

Hearing this, PDD was stunned.

If you follow Da Sima’s explanation, it seems that it is not unreasonable.

The captain represents the rank and rank, and Fobole represents the status.

“No, has any dynasty in history set up the official office of Fo Bole?”

PDD looked at Da Sima in bewilderment.

At this time, his brain was somewhat inadequate.

Seeing that the PDD still didn’t seem to react, Da Sima couldn’t help but feel a little unbearable to look at it.

This brain is no wonder you were always ticketed before playing werewolf killing!

No way.

Da Sima snatched the waist card in PDD’s hand.

Then in PDD’s stunned gaze, he shouted: “Openthedoor! ”

This sudden scene plunged the entire room into absolute silence.

Sabelin, Ning Shishi and PDD, including the water friends in the live broadcast room, were all taken aback by Da Sima’s sudden operation. “Lying groove, what nerves are you suddenly on?!”

“Frightened Lao Tzu!”

“Emm, I seem to understand what Teacher Sima is trying to express.”

“Lying groove, I heard it too, hahaha!”

“Blanch, the riddler is rough!”

“What the hell do you hear?”

“Ahem, federal hanging chrysanthemum, now I want to hang you A~” (Read the violent novel, just go on Feilu Novel Network!) ）

“Poofhahaha! You upstairs are really stepping on horses, I also understand hahaha! ”

“Tai Nima is done, Fo Bole hahaha!”

“Fo Bo Le, it’s good to step on a horse a Fo Bo Le, if it weren’t for Teacher Sima, I almost didn’t react!”

“233 ~ Don’t say, this Fo Bole is really a crooked nut hahaha!”

“……”

After hearing Da Sima’s words, many people reacted.

After reacting, after a brief period of stunned, everyone laughed forward and backward.

In the live broadcast room, PDD heard Da Sima’s sudden Openthedoor, and he didn’t know if it was a brain twitch or an instinctive reaction.

He actually opened his mouth and replied: “FBI?!” ”

After saying this, PDD and Da Sima were speechless.

At this moment, PDD finally understood what Da Sima wanted to say.

His eyes flickered slightly, and there was a trace of disbelief in his eyes.

After a long while, PDD turned his head mechanically.

He looked at the waist tag in his hand, and then looked at the three big characters of Fo Bole carved on it.

In my heart, 10,000 grass and mud horses rushed past.

The mood that had just calmed down for a short time was trampled on beyond recognition.

Anger began to sprout in my heart.

Finally, PDD couldn’t hold back any longer.

0 ask for flowers

He slammed the waist card in his hand to the ground, and the whole person was angry!

“Yay! I can’t stand it, what does this waist card mean by stepping on a horse?! ”

“There was an FBI in the Ming Dynasty, right?!”

“Jin Yiwei vs. FBI?”

“I really did!”

In front of the camera, PDD sat on a chair with his head in his hands and put on the mask of pain again.

At this moment, he once again felt that his intelligence had been insulted.

The most outrageous thing was that he had not noticed such a simple trap before.

He also stepped on the horse and asked if there was anyone with the surname Buddha in the live broadcast room.

Thinking of this, PDD can’t wait to be two big pockets of his own!

Fatty! Stupid you got it!

Looking at PDD like this, the big Sima next to him shook his head helplessly.

To be honest, he admired the owner of the blind box shop.

PDD may not have realized it as a bureaucrat, but he saw some flaws.

It can only be said that this boss has a very good hand in pinching people’s hearts.

Lenovo’s previous pressed cup, you will find that the waist card is similar to it.

All with a craft that is fake enough to attract the attention of the box opener.

When the unboxer’s attention is all on this old object, he is setting an ingenious trap.

So this trap may seem obvious, but it’s almost impossible for unpaid openers to spot.

This is the main reason why PDD has not been detected.

“Okay, thinking about this thing with your feet is also fake!”

Da Sima patted PDD’s shoulder.

After all, if you want to say that you pick up leaks, antiques are still possible.

Antiques everyone has a time to look out of shape.

But gold this thing, no one should look away~

No matter how much you think about it, the owner of the blind box store can’t put a piece of gold waist card with a big palm into the blind box.

If this is really the case, then stepping on the horse is not a business, but a precise poverty alleviation!

“Hurry up and open the box, let me tell you, don’t try to fool around this time!”

Da Sima looked down at the PDD who was slumped in the chair and said quite warily.

Last time, your kid pretended to be crazy and stupid, if it weren’t for the reminder of Miss Lion Huang, he would really let you be deceived.

This time, don’t try to do it again!

Hearing Da Sima’s words, PDD’s face was full of stunned.

I’m like this, can’t you let me slow down?

Is there a little bit of compassion?

“Is the most basic trust between people gone?”

PDD looked at Da Sima.

Da Sima didn’t squeak when he heard this, but just looked at him motionlessly.

The implication is obvious.

No!

Seeing this, PDD sighed helplessly.

Syllable! Syllable!

He slapped his face, forcing himself to cheer himself up and pick himself up again.

Early death and early birth, early start and finish early and leave work early.

He really had enough of this endless torture.

Every time before opening the blind box, his heart is like riding a roller coaster.

At this point, PDD admits that the old sixth boss said nothing wrong.

Blind box play is a thrill, play is a heartbeat.

I just don’t know how long his little heart can last.

PS: Kneel and beg the big guys for more support, please!! Divine!.