Blind box wholesaler, start crazy to break PDD

Originally, PDD was quite critical of the deterioration of the uplink.

I think that such a good painting with such a word is a bit of a diaphragm.

But on this next pair, the gap in his heart immediately disappeared without a trace.

As the situation deteriorates and becomes newer, the bad meaning immediately disappears.

In its place is a blessing and expectation that is rising and getting better.

“That’s right, it’s good to step on the horse! This person is really talented! ”

After PDD read this couplet, his heart was full of shock.

Needless to say, this couplet does have a level.

“Brothers, come and see this couplet, Tainyima God!”

PDD read the couplet supreme of the picture scroll to the water friends in the live broadcast room – again.

Shanglian: from the mountain to the city, from the city to the city, from the pi to the river, from the river to the sea, every situation – deteriorating;

From swamp to ze, from ze to island, from island to well, from well to bridge, day by day!

After listening to this couplet, the water friends in the live broadcast room were also a little stunned.

“Lying groove, don’t say, this couplet is indeed possible.”

“Could it be that this is the legendary pair of piercing intestines?”

“The most rare thing is that this couplet Shanglian perfectly fits the landscape layout of this ink landscape painting.”

“Ah!!! It seems that you want this painting, teacher, you can’t get out of the horse?! ”

“……”

Beauty of painting, beauty of words.

Some fans in the live broadcast room couldn’t refuse at this time.

“Don’t sell, don’t sell, don’t think about it.”

PDD looked at the barrage and there were still people who couldn’t ask it without dying, and immediately showed their attitude.

He likes to look at these water friends who can’t stop looking.

“Yay~! I originally thought that this ink landscape painting was stunning enough, but I didn’t expect that the inscription on this top is also the hand of a famous artist. ”

“This wave is numb!”

Although this is a deliberately worn painting, it still does not affect everyone’s love for it.

In front of the camera, PDD took a closer look at the painting.

Then he pulled out his phone and took a few close-ups of it.

“Brothers, I’ll upload a Weibo, remember to increase my popularity ha!”

After taking the photo, the first thing PDD thought of was to go to Weibo to show off.

[Today, I opened an ink landscape painting, I see who dares to say that I am a non-chief! ] 】

Under the Weibo text information, PDD put a few close-ups that he had just taken.

After uploading Weibo, PDD felt a burst of relief in his heart.

The devil knows how much he wanted to prove that he was not a non-chieftain, not so unlucky.

Finally!

The emperor did not pay off, and he would soon be able to claim the title of non-chief.

“Teacher Sima, I have to thank you for bringing the blind box this time!”

Putting away the phone, PDD turned his head to look at Da Sima on the side.

“If it weren’t for you, I might really have missed such a beautiful landscape painting.”

PDD said with a grin on his face.

Although he was thanking the other party in and out of words, the tone and that expression were mean no matter how he looked at it.

And that’s exactly what happened.

If there is revenge or not a gentleman, he PDD revenge can not be overnight!

He was deliberately disgusting Da Sima.

However, PDD waited for a long time, but did not hear what Da Sima said.

When I looked up, I saw that this product was staring at his painting, his eyes were strange.

If he had to say it, there was still a trace of weirdness in his eyes.

Seeing this, PDD covered the ink landscape painting on the table and stared at Da Sima cautiously.

“This blind box was given to me by you, you can’t grab what I opened!”

With his understanding of Da Sima, this product can definitely do this kind of thing.

This time, however, PDD went wrong.

Da Sima withdrew his gaze from the painting and then looked at PDD.

At this time, his gaze was even more strange.

“Lying groove, what are you going to do when you step on a horse?”

PDD covered his chest, took two steps back and said, “I don’t have that hobby when I step on Marco.” ”

Da Sima rolled his eyes when he heard this.

“Neither do I!”

Then his tone changed, and he looked at PDD meaningfully and said:

“But this always feels that this couplet seems to have a deep meaning~”

“What do you mean?”

PDD is a bit confused.

How good this couplet is.

The upper link perfectly fits the landscape layout of ink landscape painting, and the lower link has a timeless sublimation of meaning.

What else can this couplet mean?

“Look, there’s nothing wrong with the upper link, but this lower link…”

Da Sima touched his chin and said: “Look at this Lianha, swamp, ze, island, well, bridge, don’t you think that these words put together seem to indicate something?” ”

“You taste, you taste.”

PDD was stunned when he heard Da Sima’s words.

At this time, he did not notice anything abnormal.

But he sensed something was wrong with Da Sima.

Why is this product getting more and more obscene?

Although the usual big Sima live broadcast also has a lewd taste, but it is not as blatant as it is now?

“What the hell do you mean?”

PDD’s brows furrowed slightly, and he looked at Da Sima in bewilderment.

When Da Sima heard this, he shrugged his shoulders and said:

“Ahem, I just feel a little strange, I don’t know what is wrong.”

Da Sima pretended to cough twice, pretending to be sanctimonious.

“Or you better see if the live broadcast room understands, ask them, I don’t know anything.”

PDD Fox glanced at Da Sima suspiciously.

He always felt that the goods seemed to see something, but he just didn’t want to tell himself.

There is no way, PDD can only look at the computer, planning to ask water friends for help.

However, at this look, PDD was dumbfounded.

In the live broadcast room at this time, the barrage was dense, as if it had exploded.

“Groove, I thought this couplet wasn’t quite right at the beginning, but I didn’t bother to say it.”

“As soon as Teacher Sima mentioned it, I instantly understood.”

“I can see it at first glance when I step on the horse, can I still save me?”

“Upstairs, I see that you are the old driver~!”

“666~ I just reacted when I stepped on the horse, and this couplet shocked me!”

“Bull batch! I can only say that the person who wrote this couplet is bull batch! What a role model for my generation! ”

“I feel very subtle when I see this couplet, I am not alone!”

“Poof~! What a genius! ”

“……”

With a glance at the barrage, PDD was even more confused.

How did he feel that the water friend in the live broadcast room was so wrong?

I was so screaming just now, shouldn’t these water friends hate themselves so much that they itch their teeth?

Shouldn’t all the barrage full of screens spray him at this time?

Why didn’t anyone spray this?

Not only did no one spray him, but he was quite excited to step on the horse.

How many meanings does this mean?

“Bud, can you guys stop playing dumb riddles, what do you see?!”

PDD roared in front of the camera.

For the first time, he felt that the Riddler was so abominable.

“Hahaha! The old hasn’t reacted yet! ”

“No, hasn’t the old seen this?”

“That can’t be! I dare say there’s no man who hasn’t seen these things! ”

“These are the enlightenment teachers that thousands of people admired back then, and many people went to watch every lecture.”

“Alas~ It’s all tears when I say more, Lao Tzu was also an ignorant teenager at the beginning, until I met these famous teachers, I stretched out my hand of sin, and I have been a passerby since then!!!!”

“Teacher, you have a good taste, first declare, I don’t know what this means (dog head)!”

“yes, what does that mean? I don’t understand ah A~”

“……”

Looking at the barrage in the live broadcast room, PDD is full of black lines.

“Bud, you people are really in a hurry!”

PDD turned his head to look at Da Sima on the side, wanting where the other party could get the answer.

However, when Da Sima saw him looking over, he immediately raised his head forty-five degrees and stared at the ceiling.

“The moon is so round today~”

Hearing this, PDD almost didn’t turn his back in anger.

God steps on the horse and the moon is really round.

You’re in the house now!

What?

Lao Tzu’s house has no roof, can’t it be completely open-air?

Or do you have a clairvoyant eye? (Read violent novels, just go to Feilu Fiction Network!) ）

PDD turned to look at Sabelin to the side.

“Xiao Sa, you say!”

When Sabelin heard this, his face was a little embarrassed.

He looked at PDD with some embarrassment, and said in a whimperous manner: “This… Teacher, I… I don’t know~”

“Yay! Don’t even tell me if you step on a horse?! ”

PDD looked at it, where he did not know that Sabelin deliberately did not tell him.

“Lion Emperor, you…”

“Don’t ask me, I don’t know!”

Miss Lion Huang was even more simply, and did not wait for PDD to finish speaking, and directly stunned back.

PDD’s tone froze, and 10,000 grass and mud horses rushed past.

What’s going on here?

A good couplet, how come these people are as secretive as seeing the flood beast!

PDD asked around and got no answer, so he could only continue to stare at the painting and meditate.

However, he thought for a long time and did not understand what went wrong.

In the end, Da Sima couldn’t stand it.

I haven’t seen it for so long, I really don’t know if this product is really stupid or fake stupid.

“Teacher, let me remind you.”

Da Sima coughed twice and said, “This Xia Lian shouldn’t be here. ”

“Where should that be?” PDD looked at each other suspiciously.

When Da Sima heard this, he scratched his head.

Then said in a somewhat embarrassed tone:

“Look at what kind of ze, what well, what island and so on, is it all related to water?”

“Each word has its own merits, tender and juicy.”

“No matter how you look at them, they should all be in the classification of Chinese subtitles, domestic products can’t tolerate them!”

PDD was stunned when he heard this.

Immediately, his eyes slowly widened, and his pupils contracted violently.

Both the expression and the look in the eyes are written in two words.

Shock!

At this moment, PDD finally reacted.

The car reels have run over his face, can he not react?

PDD turned around and glanced incredulously at the ink landscape paintings tiled on the table.

“Lying groove, this horse can also be stepped on?”

A thunderbolt in the clear sky exploded in my mind.

With a plop, PDD rolled his eyes and collapsed directly on the chair.

When the big Sima people next to them saw this, they immediately surrounded them.

“Teacher?”

“Teacher, are you all right?”

“Xiao Sa, get it quickly?!”

“……”

The room was suddenly in chaos.

In the chair, PDD’s eyes were sluggish, dull and unfocused.

It was clear that his eyes were open, but no matter how Da Sima and the others called, there was no response.

Da Sima’s side fed him water and put a towel on his forehead.

Even Da Sima used the method of pinching people.

After a long while, PDD came back from the state of wandering the world.

“Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing? ”

PDD woke up slowly, looked at the big Sima in front of him and muttered:

After speaking, PDD’s eyes suddenly regained a trace of clarity.

“I remember that I seemed to have a dream just now, and in the dream I seemed to be unpacking live and opening a landscape painting.”

“You don’t know how much I like this painting, I almost jumped with excitement at the first sight of it.”

“Then something terrible came, and there was a couplet on that landscape painting.”

“That couplet it… It…”

At this point, PDD’s lips trembled.

I almost cried.

“Poof~! The prostitute teacher is too Nima! ”

“The ups and downs of life are only in a moment~”

“What does this story tell us? Don’t be too embarrassed, you look at the prostitute teacher, isn’t this retribution coming? ”

“It’s a pity, this couplet doesn’t have a wave, is my teacher unworthy?”

“I originally thought that the person who painted this painting was a transcendent worldly master, but I didn’t think that stepping on a horse was a fellow practitioner!”

“Hahaha, brothers, I have a boutique disc here, add **** if you need it”

“……”

Looking at PDD’s pompous acting skills, the water friends in the live broadcast room also laughed.

At this time, the small live broadcast room is vividly interpreting, what is called life.

Here, some people have no silver three hundred taels here, discussing what the painter means.

Some people shouted that it was a pity, saying that if you don’t keep your name, then what a million people will poke.

Some people eat melons and watch plays.

There are also some people who… Sell films

In front of the camera, PDD got up from the chair, and his face was full of lifelessness.

Looking at the ink landscape map in front of him, he pushed it aside like crazy.

“Bud, what the hell is this horse? Why should such a good painting be accompanied by such a couplet? ”

Elegance and vulgarity?

What is disgusting?

This is the horse!

A mouse breaks a pot of porridge, the key is that this pot of porridge is also fragrant to horse thieves!

For this painting, PDD is heartfelt.

Now, however…

“No, I want to see who is so frustrated?!”

PS: Kneel and beg the big guys for more support, please!! Inch!.