Blind box wholesaler, start crazy to break PDD
Chapter 089
After drinking a bowl of mineral water with celadon seedling, PDD was full of praise.
It’s as if the same mineral water, pouring out of the bottle and pouring out of the celadon is completely two flavors.
“Lying groove, I want to buy one to play with.”
“This horse is elegant, you are not suitable for the old!”
“233 ~ drink with this thing in the future, one person, no one will say that they drink more or say that they drink less hahaha!”
“Hiding from alcohol? Hide a hammer and lay down for me! ”
“The main thing is a fair and just, round drinking is still a flower played by the ancestors!”
“Teacher, where? Smoke a celadon shi~”
“233~ Upstairs, you step on the horse and take the bamboo shoots!”
“PDD:! Do you want to draw an ink landscape map? ”
“……”
The water friends in the live broadcast room saw PDD holding celadon so much love, and immediately ridiculed.
Even many water friends coaxed PDD to give away the celadon lottery in his hand.
Seeing this, PDD immediately rolled his eyes.
“Nya’er, don’t think about it with this group of Ha sellers, Lao Tzu finally opened a serious thing, how can it be given to you.”
He likes this stuff himself.
The main thing is that this is the first serious product he opened since he opened the box live.
With such a commemorative value, how could he give it to this group of black fans in the anchor room.
Is it too late for his own baby?
“Unexpectedly, the last blind box, Lao Tzu actually stepped on the horse and opened a usable thing.”
PDD said, smiling a little smugly.
To be honest, he feels even more excited now than he did if he had won the lottery.
Sensing his mood at this time, he couldn’t help but smile bitterly.
Should this horse be happy or sad for himself?
But anyway, today is finally off the air without shame.
At the very least, this is a happy thing.
As soon as I thought of this, PDD suddenly became interested.
Immediately, he unscrewed another bottle of mineral water and poured it into the celadon pool.
In front of the camera, he held up the celadon and shook it twice with a pretentious face.
Then pour the water into a bowl and drink it all at once.
“Brothers, I have decided that I will drink water 510 times in the future, and use this celadon only!”
After drying a bowl of water, PDD said proudly in the live broadcast room.
That bold tone, as if he drank not water but wine.
Just when the water friends were about to complain about PDD, a striking barrage suddenly floated in the live broadcast room.
“Teacher, what are you doing?!”
Seeing this barrage, the water friends in the live broadcast room were stunned for a moment.
Take a look.
Good guys, isn’t this the owner of the blind box shop?
Why is he here?!
“Why are you, didn’t I let the house manager seal you when I stepped on the horse?!”
Seeing Lu Laoliu’s familiar ID, PDD raised the hand of the celadon and jerked.
I almost fell directly without holding it steadily.
It’s not that he has poor psychological quality, but that the shadow that this ID brings to him is too great.
Fortunately, he reacted in time, which prevented tragedy.
It was hard to open a usable thing, and if it fell like this, he would have no place to cry.
“Yay! What are you house managers for, didn’t you ban him? ”
Seeing this ID, PDD knows without thinking that it must be the house managers.
In this regard, PDD is also very helpless.
Not only his piglets, but even the square tube has finally begun to grow backbones!
“Teacher, are you all right?”
As he spoke, the live broadcast room was another eye-catching barrage.
The person who issued the order was still Lu Laoliu.
PDD glanced at it and immediately rolled his eyes.
“What can I do? Are you all right? ”
Saying that, PDD raised the celadon in his hand and said very hesitantly:
“Oops~ This time I opened such a celadon statue, and I was not broken by you, isn’t it very disappointing?”
As soon as he finished speaking, PDD himself couldn’t help but laugh.
The laughter was particularly screaming and underwhelming.
“You drink water with this?”
A striking barrage streaks by.
Seeing this, PDD nodded: “Yes, isn’t this a celadon maid?” ”
Saying that, PDD poured another bottle of mineral water.
Then picked up the celadon and poured the water into the bowl, and said to the camera:
“See no, just a bowl of quantity!”
Say, PDD is stuffy.
At the end, the smacks of the mouth are endless, as if it is delicious.
“Teacher, you really… Admire and admire, I will obey you if I don’t obey the wall. ”
Seeing this barrage, PDD was stunned for a moment.
What happened to this old six today?
Not like your previous style?
And why does he look so awkward about this?
“What do you mean?” PDD frowned slightly.
Inexplicably, a bad premonition surged into my heart.
The intuition of being pit after many days of unpacking told him that the person who came was not good!
“Teacher, this is not the amount of a bowl, this is an amount of one night!”
“This is a drowning device, you use it to drink?”
Two colorful eye-catching barrages streaked through the live broadcast room.
After PDD saw this, his face was full of suspicion and dazedness.
The amount of a bowl? The amount of an overnight?
Typo?
Also, what is a drowning device?
PDD felt that his brain was a little inadequate, and he couldn’t understand what the other party said.
In the clouds, there is no way to know what to do.
“What’s the drowning device?”
PDD looked at the celadon in his hand, and then looked at the camera with a confused look and asked.
In a few seconds, another barrage crossed the live broadcast room.
However, the other party did not answer his question head-on.
“Teacher, you better go and check it yourself, friendly reminder: it is recommended that you take a quick-acting heart-saving pill in advance.”
After saying this, the other party didn’t say anything more.
When PDD saw this barrage, he was even more suspicious.
What the hell?!
Shocked, he also took a quick-acting heart-saving pill.
PDD didn’t want to pay attention to this old six.
But because of the other party’s words before, the seeds of doubt in his heart had been planted.
If he doesn’t understand the truth of the matter, I’m afraid he won’t sleep well today.
“Does any brother know how to check this?”
After hesitating for a moment, PDD still asked in the live broadcast room.
However, for this thing, the water friends in the live broadcast room also know very limited.
After all, the culture of the Xia Kingdom for five thousand years, the culture and antiques contained in it are innumerable.
How difficult it is to find this celadon from the vast number of cultural relics.
In the end, it was the big Sima next to him who gave a suggestion. (Read violent novels, just go to Feilu Fiction Network!) )
“Would you like to try the image recognition function of a certain treasure?”
Da Sima’s idea was simple.
Since the information of this thing is not easy to check, let’s not start with the data.
This celadon in PDD’s hand is definitely not a cultural relic but a fake.
Since it is a fake, then there is a good possibility that there is a special sale of this thing on the Internet.
In that case, then the image recognition function of a certain treasure comes in handy.
Hearing Da Sima’s words, PDD’s eyes were one.
“Yes!”
He slapped his thigh.
Regarding the information of this celadon mask, don’t you know if you open a certain treasure and sweep it?
Just think of it, PDD immediately took his mobile phone.
Open the picture recognition function of a certain treasure and scan, and then sweep the celadon in his hand.
Bite~!
A crisp tone came from the phone.
Immediately after that, the screen jumps to the interface of related products.
You will be greeted by several different (ACAF) shops.
None of the pictures displayed in these shops are of this celadon in his hand.
PDD really has a look, and immediately click on the first store to check it out.
As a result, he was instantly dumbfounded.
“Four… Forty-eight?! ”
The first shop, the exact same celadon maid, its price is 48 yuan a statue.
And this antique blind box costs 199.
Although the blind box used for this live broadcast unpacking was not bought by PDD himself, he was still extremely shocked to see this difference.
“Bud Eryou, this stepping horse is not only an old sixth, but also stepping on a horse is a profiteer!”
Something that can be bought at forty-eight, you get a blind box and sell me two hundred?!
What is this not a profiteer?
Of course, PDD also knows that blind boxes have an opportunity cost.
After all, if you buy a celadon statue alone, he is a celadon statue and can’t become anything else.
But if you buy a blind box, it may be a celadon statue inside, or it may be something else that will make you a lot of money.
For example, the three golden silk nan sculptures that he has always been hungry for.
So although this price difference is outrageous, it exists as an opportunity cost.
It’s acceptable.
It’s just that PDD has been pitted so many times by that old six, and I can’t help but complain at this time.
Then PDD looks at the product introduction below.
While watching it, I read it to the water friends in the live broadcast room.
“You see, there’s a product introduction here.”
“Like celadon, retro mid-Tang style, imitation Yue kiln celadon tiger, drowning, night… Chamber pot?! ”
Seeing the last two words, PDD’s eyes widened in disbelief.
Isn’t this treadmill a celadon horse?
How did it become a night pot?
If this is a night pot, then the water I just drank
Thinking of this, PDD’s face turned white all of a sudden.
His lips trembled, his hands hung down weakly, and the mobile phone in his hand fell directly to the ground.
The water friends in the live broadcast room were also stunned when they heard this.
Some water friends also went to search for what the drowning device was.
As a result, everyone almost didn’t burst out laughing at this search.
Drowning, the profanity of the ancients.
Its annotation is a container for urine.
In other words, this thing was used by the ancients to solve urinating, commonly known as night pot and urine pot.
And this thing is not called celadon mi, but tiger.
The two look very similar, and many people have always been unable to tell the difference.
Sometimes even archaeologists get it wrong, let alone ordinary people.
Huzi first originated in the Warring States period and was popular in the Han and Six Dynasties, so it is also known as the Six Dynasties Huzi.
Its shape is also different, but overall it is round, with a stilted neck and a round mouth, a bowed back running tiger-like beam on the abdomen, the tiger’s head is raised, the mouth is open, the eyes are far away, and there are contracted limbs under the abdomen.
Earlier it was mostly made of copper, and later it gradually evolved into celadon or blue glaze.
In the live broadcast room, a water friend said the news he found out in the live broadcast room.
Combined with the results of PDD’s own sweep, the answer is already obvious.
“Poof, night pot, laughter can’t live the family!”
“Laugh at me, before the old still used this thing to drink water hahaha!”
“You’re crooked again, hahaha!”
“The amount of a bowl becomes the amount of a night, hahaha!”
“No loss, maybe the amount of urine going back is just one pot!”
“To tell a joke, this is a wine dispenser, commonly known as a night jug!”
“Where is this horse is just a bowl, this is clearly just a bowl!”
“PDD: not salty or light, the taste is really good!”
“It’s a pity that the old didn’t pour iced tea before, otherwise this wave of lore!”
“The historical charm is very rich hahaha!”
“The teacher is fighting too hard for the live broadcast effect, just this anchor compared to him? No wonder it’s the first brother of the platform~”
“Is it possible that this night pot is a kettle for drinking at night? The ancients were very particular about speaking, you have to savor it! ”
“……”
The water friend in the live broadcast room understood the truth of the matter, and the smile was called happy.
No way, this thing is really too engaging.
Originally, everyone thought that PDD opened a celadon statue, but it turned out to be a night pot!
The most bullish thing is that PDD also drank several large bowls of mineral water with this thing.
It’s outrageous!
“Ah~ Who said this is a wine dispenser?!”
In front of the camera, PDD shouted in despair.
When the Great Sima heard this, he retreated to the side with an embarrassed face.
Although he didn’t say this, he also said at the beginning that it was a wine container.
At this time, like Da Sima, the water friend in the live broadcast room who said that this was celadon also disappeared.
In fact, in the end, this thing really can’t be blamed on water friends.
After all, many experts can’t tell the difference between celadon and Huzi, let alone a museum staff.
PDD is extremely broken at this time.
At the thought of drinking water from the night pot, PDD suddenly felt a pang of nausea.
“Gag~! Sorry, I… Vomit~! ”
PDD didn’t finish speaking, directly covered his mouth and rushed out of the camera.
Vomit~! Vomit~!
Across the screen, water friends in the live broadcast room can hear the vomit sound of PDD.
Although because of the angle of the lens, everyone can’t see the embarrassed appearance of PDD at this time.
But that doesn’t stop everyone from laughing.
After a while, PDD walked back to the camera with some staggering and sat on a chair.
At this moment, the devil knows how broken PDD’s heart is.
PS: Kneel and beg the big guys for more support, please!!!。
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