Bold Witch, Don’T Hurt My Husband
Chapter 198 Why Aren’T You Dead Yet?
Chapter 198 Why aren’t you dead yet?
"You old fool!"
"Stinking rogue!"
"It's disrespectful to an old man, and he has to be shameless. Don't think that because you are an old man, I won't dare to beat you!"
"Wow~~ Young Master, someone is bullying me~~"
For a moment, Bai Yu's cursing voice came from the entire open space, and he even occasionally uttered two swear words, like a shrew, scolding old man Cui until he was bloody.
The majestic Ninth Realm Great Sword Immortal, no one has dared to speak to him like this for many years. Ever since he entered the Ninth Realm, he has only scolded others, and no one has dared to scold him like this.
But at this time, such a top-notch person in the world was pointed at and scolded by a beautiful woman with a slim waist and wide hips, and he was still justified in doing so.
And he, the best in the world, looked embarrassed. Fortunately, there were no other Nine Realms around, otherwise where would he put his old face?
The sudden woman's voice immediately caused the hundreds of hedgehogs around to look over, and soon they all looked straight in the eyes.
What a mother-in-law, she is like a fairy descending to earth, and her butt is destined to give birth to a son, and maybe even twins.
As a former farm boy and a rough man in the army, the most important thing about women is probably this. A big butt can give birth to sons.
Even the fairies in the sect who are slender, stunningly beautiful, and fair-skinned may not be as beautiful as Bai Yu in the eyes of this group of people.
Moreover, in the military camp, usually you don't see a living woman for eight hundred years. This time, there is an extra one, so naturally it is a feast for the eyes.
Only the old monk in the team clasped his hands together, said the Buddha's name, and silently said in his heart, "Form is emptiness, emptiness is form." ’
At this time, Xia Fan couldn't help but laugh and wanted to laugh, but felt it was impolite. Niu Zhuang looked confused at this time. What was it? Wasn't it a gourd just now? Why did a woman come out?
The worst thing was none other than Old Man Cui. He could detect that the gourd on Dao Xia Fan's waist had turned into a demon, but he couldn't tell the gender.
Besides, when the jade gourd became a spirit, who knew whether it was a boy or a girl, so I poked it conveniently, but unexpectedly it turned out to be a witch.
"Ahem, okay, I haven't met you yet, what's your name?" Xia Fan coughed twice and quickly gave Old Man Cui a step down, signaling Bai Yu to shut up, that's pretty much it.
"Master~~"
Seeing what he said, Bai Yu refused, holding her buttocks with her hands and staring at Old Cui. In response, Xia Fan was speechless for a while, why, she still wanted us to fight.
"What about that? See if you can treat the brothers, just think of it as a favor!"
Hearing this, Niu Zhuang suddenly came back to his senses and quickly bowed and clasped his fists: "Please help me, girl, I'm very grateful!"
Hearing this, Bai Yu looked around. Almost everyone was hurt and couldn't help but frowned and responded:
"There is no problem for those with minor injuries, but for those with more severe injuries, the effect may not be ideal!"
Her method comes from the strong medicinal power in her body. As long as the source is not harmed, she can achieve endless life. Once the number of people is large, she will lose.
Hearing this, Niu Zhuang couldn't help but feel happy on his face, and said quickly: "No problem, please help me, girl!"
In this regard, Bai Yu didn't say much. He opened his mouth and spit out a stream of green light that was filled with vitality and spread out, quickly wrapping everyone in it.
After the breath of vitality entered the human body, the injuries on everyone's bodies began to heal quickly, and the minor injuries even healed on the spot.
Even those who were seriously injured looked much better.
Soon, the injuries on the people present were more or less recovered, and then everyone stood up and saluted Bai Yu with a ninety-degree bow and clasped fists.
"Thank you for your kindness, senior!"
This situation made Bai Yu a little embarrassed. She didn't exert much strength just now, and she didn't even spit out water. It didn't count as a big price.
On the other hand, when people thanked her like this, she felt that she was a little too stingy. Then she saw a person lying in the distance, who had not woken up even after her treatment. In response, she raised her hand and a stream of light hit the old man. Zhao was specially taken care of.
Soon everyone noticed that Old Zhao slowly opened his eyes. Although his breath was still weak, he was at least awake.
"Thank you very much for your kindness, Miss. I, Lao Niu, will thank Miss on behalf of Lao Zhao!"
"Thank you, senior!"
When all the armor soldiers saw that one of the generals, Lao Zhao, had woken up, surprise appeared on their faces. After all, this was a sea-changer. If he could wake up earlier, his team would be safer.
Hearing this, Bai Yu waved her hands quickly: "It's okay, okay, don't come, I'm tired!"
She was afraid that she would be burdened by these people's endless thanks, so she might as well stay where they came from so that she could be clean for a while.
"yes!"
Seeing this, Niu Zhuang hurriedly handed over his hands and left in three steps and two steps at a time. The atmosphere here was already very embarrassing. He didn't want to bring trouble to himself here, and besides, his goal had been achieved.
Soon, a group of people gathered around Lao Zhao, most of whom were his few remaining subordinates.
As soon as this person wakes up, the speed of recovery from his injuries will become faster. At their current speed, when they arrive at Changmian Mountain, even if Lao Zhao has not fully recovered, at least he will be able to recover most of his combat power. In that case, they will have With the power of a battle, everyone's chance of survival will be greatly improved.
Seeing that everyone's attention had been diverted, Bai Yu turned around sharply and continued to glare at Old Man Cui, as if I was unhappy with you and wanted to hit him.
In response to this, Xia Fan couldn't help but stroke his forehead helplessly, feeling a slight headache. Just when he was thinking about how to relax the atmosphere between the two of them, Old Cui on the side suddenly said:
"We haven't seen each other for many years. Do you still recognize me, old man?"
Hearing this, Xia Fan was startled. Yes, he almost forgot about this matter. He still knew the details of Bai Yu. He once hung out with the second generation of Tianshi, and later went to the Tushan lineage. It was sent to their Demon Sect many years ago because it was used as a dowry package, and then it stayed with him and never left.
Although he didn't seem to have a spectacular life, the big guys he followed were really amazing, especially the second-generation Celestial Master, who was a god-like figure. If the two knew each other, they must have had some connections.
This couldn't help but arouse the fire of gossip in his heart. Since coming to this world, he has not gossiped for a long time.
After all, he has been cultivating intensively in the Demon Sect Valley, but he is almost isolated from the outside world. The isolation due to the epidemic is only fourteen days. Fortunately, he has been isolated for almost more than ten years, which is outrageous.
Hearing this, Bai Yuxiu frowned, then looked at Old Man Cui for a long time, with a hint of surprise in his eyes, and stretched out his finger: "You"
Old Man Cui smiled and nodded: "Exactly!"
"What an onion!"
Xia Fan: "Ahem."
Old Man Cui:.
I just thought she remembered it, but I didn't expect that such a sentence came out in the blink of an eye.
"Which onion are you? Auntie, do I have to remember you?"
"I've met a lot of people, old man, and you're not the only one. Find a place where you can pee and take pictures. Just tell me, what qualifications do you have to let me know about you? Just tell me!"
The repeated rants destroyed old man Cui's last bit of pride in the Great Sword Immortal.
But it's right to think about it, after all, when the second-generation celestial master was still there, he could only be regarded as a rising star.
He was slightly older than the third-generation Celestial Master, but he could still be considered a member of his generation. As for the second-generation, he was one generation older than them. Although his strength was still not weak at that time, he had not yet entered the upper third realm.
It was just because there were few masters in the Human Realm back then that he followed his master to meet that senior. He got some benefits at that time, and soon entered the Five Difficulties Realm.
In their time, geniuses emerged in endlessly, and geniuses from various sects sprung up like mushrooms after a rain. Although many people died on the way, there were still many people who achieved the upper three realms.
And their generation is also called the golden generation by later generations.
There are almost two palms in the nine realms alone, and there are countless people in the seven and eight realms. Although it is the golden generation, it is also the most difficult generation.
Many geniuses died in the battle, including several who had achieved the Nine Realms. The remaining ones also experienced a long period of time and lost both energy and blood, and finally chose to commit suicide alone in a foreign land, choosing to bloom in the end.
Nowadays, only he and the third-generation Celestial Master are left in the golden generation. Now, he is about to come to an end, and he still can't help but sigh every time he thinks about it.
Just as Xia Fan was thinking about how to stop the white jade, a spiritual light flashed in Old Man Cui's hand, and a pill with a white background but black patterns appeared in his hand.
For a moment, Bai Yu froze on the spot.
"This is Xiangsi Pill? How come... Wait, are you that iron-headed boy?" Bai Yu asked in surprise.
The elixir in front of her was personally refined by the second generation of celestial masters, and it was once contained in her stomach, and a total of two were refined.
Back then, the second-generation celestial master wanted to refine the elixir in order to break through the realm with the posture of the nine realms. This was one of the means he used to close the gate of heaven for himself.
Gathering countless geniuses and earth treasures, they wanted to refine the life-to-death pill, but because of insufficient cultivation, they failed to practice it, but it did not fail completely.
One portion of the elixir is divided into two, one for death and one for life. The former is the one in Old Man Cui's hand at this moment. It has a background as white as jade and is wrapped with black patterns, like a magic flower.
And the other Ersheng Pill has a pale gold background and a snow-white lotus pattern.
The latter's extremely rich vitality can be called the Saint Grade of elixir, and it can recover quickly even if the nine realms are fatally injured.
But the former is a poisonous elixir, but it is a life-saving elixir at a critical moment. It stimulates all the potential in the body, and can even obtain combat power far beyond its peak with this elixir, but in the end there will definitely be death. The ending of lifelessness.
She remembered that this elixir was begged for by an ordinary-looking, even dull-looking iron-headed boy. She did not expect to see this elixir again thousands of years later.
You must know that no matter what kind of elixir it is, as long as it enters her stomach, she will never forget it, not to mention that this is a elixir that the second generation of celestial masters spent a lot of money to refine, and there are only two elixirs.
At that time, this elixir had been in her stomach for at least hundreds of years, which was very impressive.
Hearing this, old man Cui couldn't help but have blue veins popping up on his forehead, Tie Tou baby, matchmakers are really good at insulting people!
However, Bai Yu was in high spirits at this time, stretched out his hand, grabbed old man Cui's beard, and tugged vigorously: "Huh? It does seem to have the shadow of an iron-headed boy!"
"It's really you. Why have you become like this? You're so ugly!"
Old man Cui impatiently slapped Bai Yu's hand away and glared, but the other party was not afraid of him.
At the same time, I also feel a little bit emotional, even the most good at keeping in good health is already old, and this gourd who followed the second generation of celestial masters is still in full bloom at this time, which is unreasonable!
But he can also see the reasons. One is the powerful medicinal properties formed by the accumulation of countless pills. The other is the characteristics of being half-demon and half-spirit. The other is that like Liu Shifei's Izumo, he is stained with fairy energy. This is how I can remain immortal after so many years.
"Hey, why are you beating me? Back then I even dared to pull out the beard of the second-generation Heavenly Master, and you still don't want to!"
Xia Fan:.
Hearing this, he couldn't help but touch his smooth chin. Fortunately, he was not old enough to grow a beard, and secretly vowed from now on that even if he grew a beard, he would have to shave often.
On the contrary, Old Man Cui sneered: "This is probably why the second-generation Heavenly Master thinks that mortals have abandoned you!"
When Bai Yu heard this, he immediately became furious: "You fart, Master, hit him!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he said with sudden realization: "You seem to be unable to defeat him!"
Those words made Xia Fan want to scold her.
"Uh, do you know each other?"
Although he asked knowingly and deliberately, he took the opportunity to find out the identity of Old Man Cui.
Hearing this, Bai Yu sat beside him leisurely and explained:
"It happened a thousand years ago. In short, it's been a long time. I almost don't remember it. He was still an iron-headed kid back then." After saying this, Bai Yu was startled, then looked at Old Man Cui and asked:
"Huh? That's not right. Why aren't you dead yet?"
Old Man Cui is so angry. He thought he met an acquaintance and wanted to catch up on old times. What the hell is this? If he had known that he wouldn't talk, he might have been ruined later.
"I'm going to die, I'm going to die, no need to rush me!" the old man said with a look of despair.
After hearing this, Bai Yu thought for a while and said seriously: "That's right, even if you enter the Nine Realms, your end is coming soon!"
"Do you need my help? Maybe you can live for two more days?"
Old Man Cui shook his head with a wry smile: "No, living too long is troublesome. It's better to die early and be clean."
Xia Fan was listening to the side, and her heart was trembling. What do you mean, there is a Nine Realm Great Sword Immortal sitting next to her?
Maybe it was because he had seen Concubine Liu Shi from time to time since he was a child. Although he was shocked, he was not as overly reserved as the rest of the people.
"Senior, you."
Hearing that this senior was about to die soon, Xia Fan didn't know what to say. After all, Old Man Cui had said this a few days ago, but he didn't take it to heart at the time.
I thought he was just an old swordsman who wanted to hang out on the 38th line before he died.
But if the person in front of you is a Nine Realm Great Sword Immortal, then the situation is completely different. Even if his cultivation level is not high, he still knows what the Nine Realms represent. Such a person is undoubtedly one of the pillars of the human realm. But death will trigger a huge chain reaction.
Seeing him like this, Old Man Cui smiled and waved his hand: "It doesn't matter, life and death matter, there is nothing to worry about!"
"It's just that, young master, you don't know that as a sword cultivator, this old man has a long life. Other sword cultivators may not live this long, right old man!" Bai Yu said with a chuckle.
Old Man Cui: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
Grandma, suddenly I don’t want to die anymore.
(end of this chapter)
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