Boss Chat Group of the Heavens and Worlds

Since it was leisure time, Ye Shiqiu decided to let himself be more leisurely besides swimming, and chat with group friends in the group.

Then, there was a mechanical sound.

[Ding, the group owner is online. 】

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In the chat group.

Wei Wuxian, who instantly gained 60 points by pawning an enchantment talisman, did not laugh in the group as in the past, but sent out one voice message after another full of sorrow, hoping that someone would come to comfort him and comfort him. My own wounded little heart.

Wei Wuxian: "Hey, you said that the sky is innocent, I just got a treasure and wanted to share it with Lan Zhan, who knew that he not only didn't appreciate it, but also scolded me, and even rushed over and drew his sword to chop me, that's fine , anyway, we are two equals, he can't beat me, but after this, I have to be punished together with him, and I have to be punished. Tell me, is there such a thing? How can I be so unlucky?"

In the world of the Patriarch of Demon Dao, Wei Wuxian, who was carried back to his residence by Jiang Cheng, opened his mouth and swallowed the recovery pill he bought from the mall, and complained to everyone in the group at the same time.

As for Jiang Cheng and Nie Huaisang who was fanning his ass behind him, he had already complained to the two of them before, so he stopped complaining now.

Seeing the news from Wei Wuxian, Yin Susu, who has already practiced the first form of Tianshuang Fist [Fengshuang Facing Face] and the second form [Frost and Embracing the Moon], has finished the competition with her husband, and stretched out her hand to be beaten by herself. Zhang Cuishan, with a bruised nose and swollen face, helped him up from the ground, and then sent a message to Wei Wuxian asking, "Mr. Wei, didn't you say that Mr. Lan is a well-known young gentleman in your world? Why would he repay his kindness with revenge? What is the treasure he shared?"

Wei Wuxian: "I got the best erotic palace picture from the emperor."

Yin Susu: "..."

No wonder people beat you. If you don't, you'd be a hypocrite.

Tu Shan Yaya: "Man, there is no good thing."

Tu Shan Yaya, who had just helped Li Maozhen's Qi State army wipe out the Zhenghuang Banner army, frowned and said coldly in the group.

Wei Wuxian: "Hey, you can't say that, there are men who are good, like me."

Tu Shan Yaya: "It's only when I see you that I get emotional."

Wei Wuxian: "What do you mean? I'm the fourth son of a hundred families of the Immortal Sect!"

Tu Shan Yaya: "So?"

Wei Wuxian: "I am proficient in all six arts, including piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and I know everything."

Tu Shan Yaya: "So?"

Wei Wuxian: "I am very good-looking, and there are many girls in Yunmeng who like me."

Tu Shan Yaya: "So?"

Wei Wuxian: "Well... I'm a good man."

Tu Shan Yaya: "Hehe~"

Hearing Wei Wuxian's words and his very funny voice, Tu Shan Yaya couldn't help but let out a chuckle, either sarcastically, or simply amused by this kid.

So shameless, he is really... interesting!

Wei Wuxian: "Hey, Sister Foxy's laughter is really nice, please laugh a little more, it makes me feel good."

Tu Shan Yaya: "Hmph, apprentice, court death!"

The next second, the smile subsided, and Tu Shan Yaya's face returned to the expressionless state, and said coldly to Wei Wuxian.

Wei Wuxian: "Hey, I'm just stating a fact, how can I become a disciple? Sister, your voice is really nice!"

Tu Shan Yaya: "..."

Don't think that if you flatter me, I will forgive you. You will suffer if you don't bring out some dry goods!

Next, Tu Shan Yaya will display her business skills of the Tu Shan Fox Clan in the group.

Who knew, before she could say anything, Wei Wuxian took the initiative to send her a red envelope.

[Ding, group member Wei Wuxian sent you an exclusive red envelope, do you want to open it? 】

Seeing the red envelope suddenly appearing on the chat screen, and hearing the mechanical sound, Tu Shan Yaya narrowed her eyes and thought to herself: This kid is quite sensible!

After opening the red envelope, a flower appeared in Tu Shan Yaya's hand immediately, followed by a message from Wei Wuxian.

Wei Wuxian: "Hey, sister fox demon, I'll send you a flower, and then give me a smile."

Tu Shan Yaya: "..."

Your flowers are worthless, right?

"Oh, brother Wei, you can't pick wild flowers on the side of the road. You like flowers. Let's go to Caiyi Town later and buy the best fairy flowers. You can see and eat them. How wonderful!" Wu Xian picked a wild flower on the side of the road casually, and destroyed it in an instant. Nie Huaisang closed his fan, clapped his palms, and said to him.

"Come on, my ass is hurt, why go to Caiyi Town?" Wei WuXian turned to Nie HuaiSang.

"I just saw that you seemed to have eaten something. Why, isn't that a pill?"

"That's true, but... hey, I don't hurt anymore!" After being reminded by Nie Huaisang, Wei Wuxian realized that his injured butt no longer hurts. This is really a great thing, he didn't expect this The medicine is so effective.

In fact, the potency of first-grade elixir is not great at all, but Wei Wuxian’s injury is just a few dozen hits on the buttocks, and the pain returns to pain, but it is not serious at all for a practitioner, so even if it is a first-grade pill The elixir is enough for one pill to work.

"What are you doing on me when your ass doesn't hurt? Get down!" Hearing Wei Wuxian's words, Jiang Cheng's face darkened, and he shouted at him.

"Huh? No, I'm a wounded number. It was just my illusion. My ass still hurts!" Dissatisfied with Jiang Cheng's attitude, Wei Wuxian rubbed his back and climbed even higher. He hugged him, refusing to come down.

Why should I walk if someone can carry it on my back?

"You!" Enraged by Wei Wuxian's behavior, Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth and gave him a vicious look, but after saying the word 'you', he turned his head helplessly and continued to turn his back on him. go ahead.

Forget it, that's how he is, I'm used to it.

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In the chat group.

As soon as I entered the group, I saw a lot of wonderful news. Looking through the red envelope records, I found that Wei Wuxian actually gave Tu Shan Yaya a wild flower, and Ye Shiqiu almost couldn't laugh out loud.

The majestic queen of Tushan, Wei Wuxian, you just want to give someone a wild flower, and you want to make them laugh at you. Isn't that too good of a thought?

No wonder there are so many girls in your life, but none of them belong to you. Sure enough, you are just a paper idiot in this regard.

Wei Wuxian: "Hey, the group leader is online too! Group leader, you lied to me, Lan Zhan didn't worry about me getting hurt at all, he even asked the executioner to add ten boards to me, and gave me I was beaten so... well, my ass is swollen."

At this time, Wei Wuxian saw that Ye Shiqiu was also online, and hurriedly complained to him.

Ye Shiqiu: "Maybe... it hurts him when it hits you?"

Wei Wuxian: "..."

What you say sounds wrong to me!

[Ding, the group owner has put a fifth-order beast fire on the shelves—the dark evil spotted tiger fire, and the price is 600 points. 】

After replying to Wei Wuxian, Ye Shiqiu took a look and saw that the devil dragon was also online at this time, but he just didn't speak. After thinking about it, he put the fifth-order beast fire he got from the treasure house of Nalan's family on the shelf. mall.

Immediately after that, not long after the announcement in the group that there were new products in the mall, the diving devil dragon erupted.