OK OK!
Your kid can still be groomed, right?
Let me give you a little more difficulty!
Chen Jing moved the mouse and picked another question.
【My mother said that if I don’t take the postgraduate entrance examination, I will have no future. What should I do? 】
The postgraduate entrance examination is very serious.
Many people are troubled by the fact that their families force them to take the postgraduate entrance examination.
If there is no test, there will be no future in life... many people will feel very sad.
Chen Jing wanted to see how he solved this problem.
The camera cuts back to the office...
Cao Shen:"Look for a few people who have no future after taking the postgraduate entrance examination and go talk to the aunt."
【Hahahahaha!】
【Really amazing! I will do the same in the future!】
【Auntie, I’m the kind of person who doesn’t earn any cents after taking the postgraduate exam! hey-hey!】
【Auntie, I passed the exam! I’m not doing anything right now, but I’m preparing to take the career editor exam next month, hehe!】
【I’ve also finished my postgraduate entrance exams, and now I’m singing happy birthday to people every day, hehe!】
【Surprised or not, unexpected or not, hehe!】
……
The sudden bamboo shoot move almost made everyone dodge.
The problem is... what Cao Shen said actually makes sense!
People in the office were getting ready to boo.
A new problem appears on the big screen
"Eh? Changing the question so quickly?"
"So bald…"
"I haven't digested the problem just now..."
Everyone was discussing in the office.
Chen Jing didn't give everyone a chance to digest it.
She didn't believe it...
Isn't there any problem that can stop him from finishing his life?
After a moment of silence.
Chen Jing Got it.
Since he can solve any problem...
Then why not... change all the next problems to a complete job?
Only magic can defeat magic!
Only a simple job can beat a complete job!
Thinking of this...
Chen Jing lets work The staff sorted out all the netizens' contributions to the whole life.
There were always questions that Cao Shen couldn't answer.
On the big screen in the office... a whole life question appeared in front of everyone.
This was a flavorful question.
From this question... you can see The scale of the program group has become larger
【Will farts be louder if you wear bell bottoms? 】
As soon as this question came up... everyone's defenses were broken.
Why did a strange question sneak in?
Bai Lu:"Bell-bellied pants...horns, hahaha!"
Reba:"This question is so funny..."
Zhang Yunlong:"Report! I have never worn bell-bottom pants!"
Peng Yichang:"Haha, this belongs to the field of physics, right?"
Cai Xukun :"What an interesting idea, I want to know the answer too!"
Zhang Yunlong:"Which one of us is wearing bell-bottom pants today?"
Peng Yichang:"Hahaha!"
A whole question suddenly popped up.
Celebrities are not fooled anymore.
What's the answer?
Everyone turned their attention to Cao Shen.
Professional issues should be left to professionals.
Bai Lu imitated Di Renjie's tone:"Shen Shen, what do you think?"
Reba, Cheng Xiao, and Song Yi also looked at Cao Shen.
He has to answer all normal questions.
Now a whole question arises... who else can do it besides him?
Cao Shen:"This netizen, first of all, you have to figure out one thing"
"The flare of bell-bottom pants is on the trouser leg"
"Will farts be louder if you wear bell-bottom pants? It has nothing to do with trumpets."
"Unless you sit on the speaker.
Bai Lu:"Hahahahaha!" Reba:"
Pfft!" Sit on the speaker hahaha!
Zhang Yunlong:"Did you turn on the speakers?" Ha ha!"
Cheng Xiao and Song Yi also laughed so much that they hit the table.
Everyone in the program team couldn't hold back their laughter.
The live broadcast room…
【Hahahahaha! Is it okay to sit on the speaker?】
【It’s so amazing!】
【Made the whole family laugh!】
【I already have a picture in my head!】
【What did the speaker do wrong? Why did you fart and destroy it?】
……
But this is just the beginning.
What appears next on the big screen... is all about living. And every answer Cao Shen gave... made the whole audience explode! The whole thing couldn't stop at all. Reba and the others couldn't get a word in at all... just patronizing, hahaha. Netizens in the live broadcast room also collectively broke the defense. The barrage area... the screen is full of slutty words. 666. Niubi, our role model, my brother yyds, I want to give birth to a monkey... The point is... every question... if it were another star... let's not say whether he can give a complete answer. Even a normal answer is difficult. After all... some netizens are obviously causing trouble. Those questions are just a joke at first glance. But... the answers given by Cao Shen are very classic. Every answer is hilarious. The main focus is reality!
【A rich woman asks me to be her son-in-law, what should I do? 】
Cao Shen:"You must have a bottom line as a human being. You cannot give up money for the sake of dignity."
【My roommate woke me up with a kiss in the middle of the night. I'm a boy. What should I do? 】
Cao Shen:"Luckily you woke up, otherwise the little flying stick would have come."
【What should I do if her dentures keep falling out of my mouth when I kiss my girlfriend? 】
Cao Shen:"This netizen, I suspect you are showing off your wealth."
【Grandma gave birth to mother, and mother gave birth to me, so why didn’t grandma give birth to me directly? 】
Cao Shen:"Because your father and your grandfather didn’t know each other at first."
【Why do my legs feel numb when I go to the toilet? I’m a man]
Cao Shen:"I can understand the numbness from squatting, but if it’s from standing, you’d better go to the hospital for a good look."
【If you win 20 million and your good friend is critically ill and needs 19.99 million to survive, what should you do? 】
Cao Shen:"I gave him a grand event, and it was done in a glorious and solemn way.""
【Why doesn’t my weight change after I poop? 】
Cao Shen:"Did you get on the scale?"
……
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