Boyfriend For Hire

"The First Moment-Living Together"

Yang Xiao and Meng Yufan decided to live together officially.

After discussing with Tang Shuge, Yang Xiao returned their shared house and moved to a small apartment next to the TV station.

In fact, she and Meng Yufan have lived together for a long time, but this time, she really moved in.

There are more clothes for her seasons in the closet, a new shoe cabinet for her high heels in the hallway, and a mini washing machine on the balcony to wash underwear... Little by little, the house gradually has the taste of home.

It is always inconvenient for Yang Xiao to live with a man who is thirty centimeters taller than himself.

For example, before Yang Xiao officially moved in, the drying rack on the balcony was fixed on the roof and could not be raised or lowered. After all, for Meng Yufan, that height can be reached by just reaching out, but every time Yang Xiao hangs clothes, she has to climb up and down with a stool.

Later, Meng Yufan took over the heavy task of drying clothes.

For another example, the bed in the bedroom was terribly big. When Yang Xiaogang lived in, she had nightmares every night, dreaming that she was lost in the forest and couldn't find her way out. As for the quilt, it is even bigger. The general double quilt is 1.5 meters x 1.9 meters, but Meng Yufan's quilt is specially customized, two meters wide and 2.5 meters long. Every time Yang Xiao changed the quilt, she was out of breath.

Later, Meng Yufan took on the important task of changing the quilt cover.

For example, the umbrellas Meng Yufan used were one size larger than normal. Ordinary folding umbrellas couldn't cover his body at all. He only used a straight umbrella, which opened up like a roof and folded like a sword. Once it was raining, Yang Xiao wanted to go to the gate of the community to pick up the courier, so she took Meng Yufan's umbrella and the courier brother joked with her: "Sister, why did you steal the umbrella from the security guard?" Yang Laughing gas is so heartbroken.

Later, Meng Yufan took over the important task of fetching express delivery.

For example...for example...for example.

Later... Later... Later.

Yang Xiao asked Meng Yufan: "We have been living together for so long, and I have been asking and asking questions; what about you, do you find it inconvenient?"

Meng Yufan thought about it for a long time-Yang Xiao is so much shorter than her, does it cause any inconvenience to his life?

No, not at all.

She couldn't close the window to ask him for help, it was lovely. She can't reach the top layer of the cabinet, so cute. She needs to stand on tiptoe when she hangs her coat behind the door, which is very cute. She needs to step on a small stool when cooking, which is very cute.

She is only 1.68 meters tall and she is cute everywhere in his eyes.

However, if Sister Xiaoxiao knew that he secretly called her "short" in his heart, she would definitely be angry.

After thinking about it, Meng Yufan finally came up with something.

"Sister Xiaoxiao, isn't the shower head in our bathroom that can be adjusted up and down?" He stretched out his hand and gestured, "Every time you use the shower, you turn it down very low. When I take a shower, that flower The spray can only hit my chest."

Yang Xiao said quickly: "Ok, I took it down!"

Later, they successfully negotiated a solution to the problem.

That is-from then on, take a bath together every day.

【over】

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"The Second Moment-Quarrel"

Meng Yufan and Yang Xiao quarreled. It's all trivial things, but because of that little thing that can't be too small, the two of them performed a martial arts at home.

Meng Yufan pouted Yang Xiao's ten lipsticks.

Yang Xiao poked out Meng Yufan's triple-double AJ.

Meng Yufan was so angry that he complained: "You actually poke my AJ!"

Yang Xiao akimbo his hips: "I bought your AJ! Which pair I like to poke! I haven't said that you dare to poke my lipstick, how bold!"

Meng Yufan finally caught her handle and said triumphantly: "I bought your lipstick too! I want to poke which one!"

Yang Xiao suddenly said, "Nonsense! The Death Barbie powder, Death Fluorescent Yellow, and Death Light Purple you bought me have already been packaged and sold on the salted fish. I bought them myself!"

Meng Yufan: "..." He was injured. She actually sold all the lipsticks he gave her! And the mental damage caused by this is far more uncomfortable than her AJ who leaked him.

He ran away from home in a rage and ran to the park court to vent in the middle of the night.

The park court has always been a gathering place for high school students, but it is late at night and the children have long since dispersed. Only a few short, fat, depressed, and nerdy middle-aged men are still having fun under the basket.

Since joining the show, Meng Yufan has become quite famous, and people greeted him and took photos with him wherever he went. However, his red is only a small red among young people. To these middle-aged men who come to the park to play in the middle of the night, he is just a stranger.

Meng Yufan asked: "Can you take me one?"

The middle-aged man with the ball passes the ball to him, even if he is allowed to join.

This is the first time Meng Yufan has played health-preserving basketball on the street. The so-called health basketball, the focus is not on basketball, but on health preservation.

Everyone passed the ball slowly, dribbled the ball slowly, and shot slowly... Now the office life is too boring, the WeChat step count does not exceed 100 steps a day, only when you come to the basketball court at night to take a stroll, can WeChat step count not be the bottom. .

Meng Yufan listened to the group of middle-aged people chatting while playing ball.

People in middle age have their own troubles. Cars, houses, tickets, children, and wives, all have to worry about it.

This said: "The child's school organizes a summer camp to go to the United States, and it pays 50,000 yuan in half a month. The wife said that the child should not be allowed to lose at the starting line."

That said: "The old man is sick and hospitalized, and his wife is expecting a second child... It's annoying to run back and forth between two wards every day."

The third said: "My family is urging for marriage. Now I have to kiss six times every weekend. Everyone is riding a donkey to find a horse."

Several people complained about their suffering, and finally focused on Meng Yufan's body in unison.

"What about you? Boy, what happened to you when you came to play in the middle of the night?"

Meng Yufan stayed for a while, mechanically slapping the basketball with his right hand. Suddenly, he threw the basketball toward the hoop, turned and ran.

The basketball drew a beautiful parabola from the night sky, swiped into the net under the gaze of the street lamp, and fell to the ground with a bang.

...

Yang Xiao squatted in front of the shoe cabinet, looking at the three pairs of AJs who had been poked by her for leaks. He worries about Baidu "What should I do if my sneakers are leaking" on his mobile phone, "Can the lipstick resold on Xianyu be recovered?" "Boyfriend" How to coax you when you are angry".

She was very happy during the quarrel, but when the quarrel was over, she regretted it. Thinking of Meng Yufan's injured expression when she ran out of the door, Yang Xiao felt guilty in her heart.

Sure enough, the quarrel was cool for a while, chasing her husband in the crematorium. I only heard that flat tires can be repaired, but air-cushioned shoes can be repaired.

She was worried, and suddenly, the security door was opened.

With a late night chill on Meng Yufan's body, he rushed over and hugged her tightly in his arms.

Yang Xiao was startled, and reflexively hugged him back: "Where have you been? Why are you so cold? I ran out in the middle of the night without a phone. I thought you would not be back tonight."

Meng Yufan suddenly flew over: "I like quarreling with you."

Yang Xiao: "...Huh?"

Meng Yufan: "I feel safe to fight with you."

Yang Xiao: "...Huh?"

Meng Yufan: "Although you sold the lipstick I gave you, you smashed my sneakers, and you quarreled with me, but I love you so much!"

Yang Xiao: "...Huh?"

The young man looked at her pitifully with a pair of dog eyes: "Did you quarrel with me so you don't love me?"

Yang Xiao didn't hesitate, and nodded quickly: "Love, of course love, love forever."

Love like hot milk tea in winter, like the light that shines on the pillow in the morning, like a detective novel that decides to be interesting.

It is because of love that they quarrel over trivial matters. He would run away from home in a fit of anger, and she would squat in the house and be annoyed by herself.

If you don't love, these messy thoughts will no longer exist.

【over】

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"The third moment-getting fat"

After Tang Shuge became a full-time writer, he became more and more homeless. Sometimes she was busy rushing to write articles and didn't even have time to walk the dog, so she could only send the Great Sage to Yang Xiao's house.

When we met that day, Tang Shuge yelled and said, "Smile, how did your face become so round, how did your belly become so bulging...Oh my God, you are not pregnant, right? "

Yang Xiao: "..." She touched her belly awkwardly, "This is not pregnancy, this is pizza."

Meng Yufan's food must be strictly controlled during the game recently, and he can only eat boiled fish, beef, and chicken every day. But he was very greedy. Every time he went home, he bought a lot of food in large and small bags. He couldn't eat it himself, and didn't want to waste it, so he just let Yang Xiao eat it.

Yang Xiao didn't have the habit of eating supper, but was "cultivated" by Meng Yufan.

Yang Xiao eats skewers on Mondays, hand-cooked biscuits on Tuesdays, Liangpi on Wednesdays, and fried chicken on Thursdays...

She ate and ate her belly.

Yang Xiao took the dog leash from Tang Shuge and let out a long sigh of relief: "The Great Sage has lived in my house during this time! I will walk it once in the morning and once in the evening. The fat on my body is very fast. You can go down!"

It turned out to be counterproductive, and Yang Xiao insisted on getting up two days earlier, and never got up to walk the dog again.

The heavy task of walking the dog was entrusted to Meng Yufan.

He has to run long-distance morning and evening, he puts the Great Sage's dog on his wrist, and runs with the Great Sage. Every day, his WeChat step count is the first in the circle of friends.

A week later, Tang Shuge hurriedly picked up the dog.

Yang Xiao asked blankly: "Didn't you say that you are going to rush the manuscript recently and don't have time to walk the dog?"

Tang Shuge replied: "Your Meng Yufan has to run more than 10,000 steps a day. I don't know if his body can stand it, I think the dog's body can't stand it!"

Yang Xiao: "..."

Take a closer look, it seems that during the time when the Great Sage came to his house, he was really tired and thin...

However, Meng Yufan can only work so hard in seasons; in the non-seasonal period, his weight has soared, and his beautiful chocolate abdominal muscles have changed from eight pieces to one piece.

When Tang Shuge met them again, he almost didn't recognize them.

Tang Shuge was shocked and said: "Wait, I only heard that getting married makes people fat, how can falling in love also make people fat?"

Meng Yufan giggled.

Tang Shuge looked at his girlfriend again, stared at the fat on her lower abdomen, and asked her: "What's in your belly this time? Hamburg? Fried chicken? Milk tea?"

"Neither." Yang Xiao cleared his throat and spit out two words, "It's a child."

Tang Shuge: "......??????"

Yang Xiao said, "Yes, I'm pregnant."

【over】

Chapter 102 The Last Extraordinary! "40 Little Things Related to Weddings"

1.

On the second day after the pregnancy test showed two bars, Yang Xiao and Meng Yufan hurriedly went to get the certificate, without even choosing a date.

It turned out to be very coincidental that this day was actually the day the two met for the first time.

Sure enough, everything in this world is destined. A year ago, Yang Xiao would never have thought that she would walk into the marriage hall with her temporary boyfriend.

At the moment when he walked out of the Civil Affairs Bureau, Yang Xiao looked at the "married" red badge on his household registration book, and before he could adapt to his new identity, Meng Yufan had already hurriedly started planning the wedding.

2.

Yang Xiao just wanted to make things simple, but Meng Yufan was very stubborn, and she must give her a romantic and grand wedding.

3.

Because Yang Xiao was pregnant, Meng Yufan was afraid that she would be tired, so he simply grasped everything in his hands and handled everything alone.

Meng Yufan promised: "You don't need to worry about anything, as long as you show up beautifully at the wedding that day, it is enough!"

4.

The wedding was chosen at a holiday manor in the outskirts, and the date was set on New Year's Day.

Yang Xiao asked: "My colleagues and friends have to book a place a year in advance for weddings. How can you temporarily book such a popular place?"

Meng Yufan said modestly: "Because I am a rich second generation."

5.

Two bridesmaids and groomsmen are selected for this wedding, one flower girl and one flower dog.

Needless to say, the flower dog is naturally the great golden retriever. They also arranged a grooming bath and spa hair trimming train for him, and they promised to clean it up beautifully and neatly, and become the most beautiful cub of the entire wedding.

6.

Flower girl and they invited the guard's eldest brother's daughter. She is six years old this year and is in the first grade. Because her parents are both basketball players, her height broke 1.5 meters early, a lot taller than her peers.

After Ding Man was arrested, the guard sent Ding Man to the dock to be held accountable for intentionally hurting people on the court. Ding Man lost the lawsuit and lost a sum of money. The defender took the money to "retire early" and left the original team. Now he works as a children's physical trainer in a children's education institution. Although it is not as good as before, but there is plenty of time and more time to spend with her daughter.

7.

As for the bridesmaid group, Yang Xiao handed the invitation to Liu Yueyue and Tang Shuge.

After Liu Yueyue received the invitation, she fell into sorrow.

Seeing her frowning, Yang Xiao asked her, "What's the matter? Is it because time can't be arranged? If it's inconvenient, don't be embarrassed to refuse me."

"Sister Yang, you chose me as a bridesmaid. I'm really excited, very happy, and very happy, but..." Liu Yueyue said Ai Ai, "Will I be the shortest person in the audience then? Meng’s best man should be a member of the basketball team he knows? I’m only 1.5 meters tall. I am standing next to the two-meter-high best man. I don’t know that the best man is carrying a water bottle!"

Yang Xiao never expected that she would be troubled by the height problem. After persuading her for a long time, Liu Yueyue finally saved her face and accepted.

8.

As expected, the best man Meng Yufan invited was Xu Dong and Feng Xiang.

9.

Yang Xiao: "Speaking of which, how is Xu Dong's grandfather, what is Xu Dong doing recently? Do you want to continue playing basketball?"

Meng Yufan: "His grandfather's condition is fairly stable. Xu Dong plans to take a public examination and go to the Sports Bureau."

Yang Xiao: "???"

Meng Yufan: "He has good grades in cultural courses. After all, he is the only one in our team who has passed CET-6 undergraduate course!"

This is a good ending.

10.

Yang Xiao: "Speaking of CET-6. Have you ever passed CET-4 last year? I have coached you for so long, why didn't I see your CET-4 certificate?"

Meng Yufan said to him, "...Uh...Aren't we talking about the best man and bridesmaid?"

11.

Yang Xiao didn't want to marry.

She doesn't want to marry a scumbag who has never passed CET-4! ! ! ! ! ! !

12.

On the day of the yarn trial, the groom, bride, best man, and bridesmaids were all dispatched.

The first time the best man and bridesmaids met, the scene was particularly embarrassing.

13.

After seeing Liu Yueyue, Xu Dong asked curiously: "The flower girl will try on clothes today?"

Liu Yueyue: "..."

Liu Yueyue jumped up and kicked Xu Dong's knee fiercely.

Xu Dong died tragically.

14.

On the other side, Tang Shuge circled Feng Xiangqiang with pen and paper.

Feng Xiang thought he had met a female fan, and asked triumphantly: "Why, do you want to sign?"

How can I think that Tang Shuge didn't play the card according to common sense, and asked him: "Who wants someone to sign? Do you want the signature of a cutting-edge romantic female writer?"

Feng Xiang: "...?" He was inexplicably, "You don't want my signature, so what are you holding around me with a pen and paper?"

Tang Shuge: "I am preparing for my next article. I feel inspired when I see you. The next article is about a dandy who travels to the world of Jin Yong, and then uses science and technology to change the world of martial arts, make meritorious deeds, and make soap. , Glass making, pharmaceutical factory..."

"Oh? Then you have to arrange more heroines for me. What savage princess, evil devil, gentle saint, considerate little maid... I think it would be good to go directly to Wei Xiaobao."

"You have misunderstood." Tang Shuge said sincerely, "You practiced evil swordsmanship before your soul was worn."

"..."

15.

Tang Shuge and Liu Yueyue met for the first time, and they saw each other like before.

Because their phone screens are actually the same idol!

16.

The two held hands and looked at tears.

Tang Shuge screamed: "Did you watch her husband's new mv? I'm going to be stunned by my man's hormones across the screen! So handsome, so A, so a man!"

Liu Yueyue was also screaming: "Of course I watched! My daughter is the most beautiful in the world, the most delicate in the universe, my mother's little princess, my sister's good sister!"

Tang Shuge: "...hehe."

Liu Yueyue: "...hehe."

The friendship between the two of them that only existed for three seconds was shattered.

17.

Yang Xiao heard their noisy world change color, and had to come out to preside over justice.

"Aren't you two sharing the same idol? You like him, and you like him, why can't you two become friends?"

Tang Shuge's righteousness is strict: "Clay sculpture powder lard is a heartbreaker, I have nothing to talk about with her."

Liu Yueyue snorted coldly: "Let me tell you, I can be a male, but my idol must be a female!!!"

Yang Xiao: "..."

She shouldn't have chosen two bridesmaids.

18.

They were noisy, but they didn't delay business. Yang Xiao hesitated between several wedding dresses. At the suggestion of the bridesmaid, she chose an elegant and clean mermaid wedding dress. There is no exaggerated tail, no rhinestones of Bu Ling Bu Ling, and no complicated lace... …

The silk outlines the girl's exquisite curves, the thin sling is buckled on the thin shoulders, and the layers of cloth on the chest are piled up but not cumbersome. The whole wedding dress is clean and elegant, setting her up like a blooming lily.

Yang Xiao was very satisfied with this wedding dress, but when Meng Yufan saw it, his eyes blushed.

Yang Xiao was taken aback: "What's the matter? Is it because I don't look good in clothes?"

Meng Yufan's tears fell: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu... no no no no, you are so beautiful! I found that I love you even more than yesterday!"

Yang Xiao: "..."

Damn, so cute.

Now I want to hold a wedding and send it to the bridal chamber!

19.

The young couple discussed and wrote the guest list.

Yang Xiao invited a table of classmates, a table of colleagues, a table of friends, plus the relatives and colleagues of Yang's father and mother, and she finally listed six tables.

Meng Yufan could only invite his classmates and teammates, and he could sit down at two tables, but Meng's father and Meng gave them a complete "big surprise".

They actually made a long list, with fifty tables for guests! The partners from the company, but the employees in the company, they want to tell the world that their son is getting married!

Meng Yufan helpless: "Dad, Mom. Why don't you just keep my wedding at the company's annual meeting?"

Dad Meng took it seriously: "Huh? Do you want to hold a wedding at the company's annual meeting? It's okay."

20.

Meng Yufan made the entire list, which made Dad Meng a pity for a while.

twenty one.

In fact, when Yang's father and Yang mother learned that the Meng family was so rich, she was shocked.

In-laws are so rich, do they count as high climbers?

Father Yang sighed: "I didn't expect me to be so old, and I will have a day when my father depends on my daughter!"

twenty two.

Mother Yang said that Father Yang was reading a novel about the struggle in the harem recently.

It turns out that tm is a female honorable man.

twenty three.

On the day of the pick-up, Yang Xiao and the sisters group agreed not to play those weird games, don't toss people, the meaning is what it means.

Cheng Ji rolled her eyes: "Speaking of which, you just feel distressed."

Yang Xiao said calmly: "My husband, of course I feel bad!"

twenty four.

The relatives of the Yang family actually set up a lot of checkpoints, but the bridegroom and a group of two-meter-tall young men rushed in, but the pieces of the murdered relatives of the Yang family were not left.

25.

Yang Xiao's uncle: "These bandits are here to **** relatives????"

26.

The sister group only kept one game, that is, looking for wedding shoes.

Only the bride who puts on the wedding shoes can be picked up by the groom.

The sister group hid the wedding shoes in a hard-to-find place.

Unless Meng Yufan produced red envelopes enough to impress them, they would tell him the clues.

27. After Meng Yufan entered the house, he glanced at Yang Xiaoguang's small feet, and snapped his fingers calmly.

The best man brought a shoe box.

――Yes, Meng Yufan brought a pair of wedding shoes! ! !

28.

Sister Group: "..."

Yang Xiao said vigilantly: "...not AJ, right?"

29.

Fortunately, it's not AJ, Yang Xiao can't imagine herself wearing AJ on the red carpet.

Meng Yufan chose a pair of shiny silver wedding shoes with a crystal rose.

It is really beautiful.

It's also really good tm expensive.

30.

Meng Yufan knelt down on one knee and put on wedding shoes for Yang Xiao.

Then she hugged her out of her natal family in the position of the princess.

This is a small custom during marriage. When the bridegroom picks up the bride, the bride's feet cannot fall on the ground, and the bridegroom can only carry it on his back or hold it.

Because Yang Xiao had a baby in her belly, and her lower abdomen was slightly raised, Meng Yufan was worried that she would be crushed by the baby, so she hugged her out in a princess hug.

But Yang Xiao's silk dress was too slippery. Before Meng Yufan walked out of the room, Yang Xiao slipped from his arms.

31.

Meng Yufan was so scared that she quickly turned her upside down.

"Boom!"

Yang Xiao's head hit the lamp on the roof.

32.

Tall men are not suitable for romance.

33.

Yang Xiao: "In the future, you are not allowed to play high games with your children!!! I'm afraid he will hit the electric fan in his head!!!!!!!!!"

Meng Yufan: "Hey."

34.

Yang Xiao did not worry about the upcoming wedding at all. As the wedding car drove to the hotel, she suddenly became nervous.

She asked Meng Yufan to reveal it to her.

But Meng Yufan didn't say anything.

Yang Xiao: "You can at least tell me what the entrance song is? Don't choose too teary. I am married, not a monk. I don't want to see my parents cry."

Meng Yufan said mysteriously: "I have chosen one that has something to do with you!"

35.

It is "canyoufeelthelovetonight".

Yang Xiao wanted to break his head but didn't think of what this song had to do with him.

Isn't their wedding held at night?

36.

"Because this is the theme song of "The Lion King", and you are a Leo, you are brave like a lion. I love you like a lion."

37.

Day, so naive.

Day, so romantic.

38.

The beautiful and expensive wedding shoes that Meng Yufan gave Yang Xiao are too difficult to wear.

Yang Xiao wears his heel for five minutes.

It's really blood-stained demeanor.

39.

In the end, there was really no way, Meng Yufan contributed his own big boat-like AJ.

40.

In the end, she still wore his favorite basketball shoes and married her favorite man.

【over】