Boyfriend For Hire

Yang Xiao seemed to be a thief. After changing his slippers in the hallway, he sneaked into his bedroom with his newly bought AJ basketball shoes.

It's a pity that she just walked two steps when she bumped into Tang Shuge who came out to go to the toilet.

With a guilty conscience, Yang Xiao asked preemptively: "Tangtang, it's so late, why haven't you slept yet?"

The little twitch on Tang Shuge's head shook: "It's only nine o'clock in the evening. You have known me for ten years. When did you see me slept at nine o'clock in the evening?"

Yang Xiao: ...so too.

The door of Tang Shuge's bedroom was open, and the computer screen in the room was clearly lit.

Yang Xiao had nothing to say: "You, are you codewords again?"

"No, work." Tang Shuge spit out bitterly. "The boss said that the subway advertisement will be launched recently. Let us think of a few eye-catching slogans, not too explicit, but let people know that our app is on the first glance. what kind of business."

While talking, Tang Shuge opened the small notebook he carried with him: "Smile, can you help me advise?"

Yang Xiao nodded, turned his back without a trace, hid the basketball shoes behind him, and took a step back in the direction of his bedroom: "Say it, I'll listen."

Tang Shuge: "The most lingering love is in the'Sharing Boyfriend App'!"

Yang Xiao took a step back: "This sounds like an open-screen advertisement on a third-rate novel website."

Tang Shuge: "What about this sentence? "Whether it is a little wolf dog or a little milk dog, the one that can attract you is a good dog!""

Yang Xiao took a step back again: "Does your company do pet applications?"

Tang Shuge: "This sentence is always okay! "You can choose from the ring, fat and thin, and customize your beloved boyfriend here"!"

Yang Xiao had already retreated to the door of her bedroom. She said frankly, "Too old-fashioned and too old-fashioned. If it were hung in front of a dating agency in the 90s, it would be modern."

As soon as the voice fell, she immediately turned around and drilled into her bedroom. Unfortunately, seeing victory in sight, she still couldn't escape Tang Shuge's magic eye.

"Yang Xiao! What are you holding in your hand?!" Tang Shuge pointed his eyes, "Basketball shoes? Why would you buy basketball shoes?"

Yang Xiao bit his scalp and said, "What basketball shoes? This is a pair of ordinary sports shoes, worn for shopping."

Tang Shuge is not a three-year-old kid, so why is it so easy to lie?

She immediately rushed over and buzzed around Yang Xiao: "No, you high heels control, except for Jimmychoo is Valentino in the shoe cabinet. Why did you suddenly switch to AJ? You don't have any clothes to wear."

Yang Xiao usually wears professional attire, and the closet is full of suits and skirts. Her standard equipment is always stockings with high heels, and the calf line is drawn into an elegant arc, reserved and beautiful.

Now she suddenly added a pair of basketball shoes that didn't fit her style in her collection. Tang Shuge guessed the truth almost in a flashlight.

"—Is it your little milk wolf?" Her eyes beamed in excitement, "When you were in a relationship, the most annoying thing was couple objects! You were still naive, and you didn’t even want the same bracelet from your boyfriend. Dai!...Why, change the subject to Meng Yufan, the self-control you are proud of is gone?"

"You writers have big brains." Yang smiled with a fever, and went into his bedroom hurriedly, avoiding talking, "I go shopping and buy a pair of shoes, and you can think so much. I'm tired and stop talking. ."

After all, she closed the door and locked her gossiping girlfriend out of her bedroom.

In the living room, Tang Shuge, who had eaten his door behind closed doors, was depressed. As soon as her eyes rolled, a wonderful sentence appeared in her mind.

She immediately rushed back to her computer, crackling her hands on the keyboard. On the screen, a brand-new advertising slogan gradually took shape——

——Who said that money cannot buy love? That's because you didn't find the purchase link!

...

The sports meeting for the family members of Dad Yang’s unit was scheduled for Saturday. Early that morning, Meng Yufan got up to tidy up, took a shower, blew his head, and put on spiritual sportswear.

The boy in the mirror was tall and handsome. Meng Yufan squeezed out his hair with hairspray, and the Bluetooth speaker on the table played a dynamic rap loudly.

He stopped in front of the shoe cabinet.

In the five-story shoe cabinet, the bottom row is dedicated indoor basketball shoes. This kind of shoes can not be stepped on the ground outside, because if they are stained with dust, the soles of the feet will slip. However, this time the employee family games are all amateurs, there is no need to "dispatch" professional equipment-Meng Yufan did not squint, took a pair of red and white AJs from the top of the shoe cabinet, and neatly fastened the laces. .

Get up and stand.

Meng Yufan suddenly turned sideways, holding the non-existent top hat with one hand, and sliding his feet backwards alternately, posing in front of the full-length mirror with the classic look of Mike Jackson.

It's a pity that his spacewalk is not precise at all, and his long hands and feet are extremely clumsy, just like an inflatable balloon man doing radio gymnastics.

...Forget it, just be happy for the kids.

Seeing that it was not early, he quickly picked up his backpack and ran out. As soon as the door opened, he ran into other members of the basketball team.

Unlike Meng Yufan, who was dressed up from head to toe, with a sharp spirit, the other big boys looked lazy, stepping on slippers under their feet, and still had eye feces in their eyes.

"Fanzi, let's go, go to the cafeteria for breakfast?" asked the team's center forward.

"No." Meng Yufan waved his hand, "I have an appointment, I'm leaving now!"

After speaking, he rushed to the stairs with a whistle, with wind on the soles of his feet, and he was about to take off on the spot.

"Fuck..." the center forward looked at his disappearing back and muttered, "Where does he go without training on Saturday? He woke up so early and dressed like this."

"What kind of show?" By coincidence, Xu Dong opened the door and heard the tail of this sentence.

Center forward: "Xu Dong, you can see it a minute before you come out! Fanzi dressed up like a courtship male peacock, and sprayed cologne, which choked to death."

Another defender said: "Speaking of, what's going on with Meng Yufan recently? After training, there is no figure, running faster than anyone, and taking a shower more frequently than anyone else."

Boys who practice sports don't pay much attention to personal hygiene. After training every day, I’m so tired that I can’t even walk. When I return to the dormitory, I want to sleep with my head covered. Who has the time to take a bath? The smell in the dressing room is particularly strong, and it can be called a collection of biological and chemical weapons.

The center patted his head: "Fuck, Shigeko can't fall in love, right?"

As Meng Yufan's best friend, Xu Dong immediately refuted the rumors: "How is it possible?! We talked about this a few days ago. He has a virgin face and obviously hasn't eaten meat yet."

A few people got together and muttered for a long time, and they didn't guess the reason for Meng Yufan's recent change, so they could only attribute the reason to Zhongxie.

The guard said: "Okay, let's stop talking about him. If you go down to the cafeteria, there will be no breakfast. Xu Dong, are you going to the cafeteria with us?"

Xu Dong waved his hand: "No, I have something to do today--my grandfather and his unit hold a workers sports meeting, the old man insisted on me to win the honor of him and win the MVP of the audience...Really, what do you have with a group of uncles? Contestable, isn't it just a trophy, how difficult can it be?"

After speaking, Xu Dong shook his backpack on his shoulder and hurried away.

...

Today's 233 factory is particularly lively.

Two rows of colorful chess pieces were inserted outside the unit, and a brand-new banner was hung on the door, in which the letter was written: "The Fifth Sports Meeting for Retired Workers and Workers' Families". Many veteran employees who have worked in the unit all their lives dragged their homes, with beaming expressions on their faces.

The Administration Department set up a long table at the gate, and every employee and family member who enters the venue must come here to register and receive armbands. There were only eight people in the administration department, and too many people came to register, and they kept them busy.

"Excuse me... Excuse me... Excuse me."

On the "up" of the crowd, a clear male voice suddenly sounded.

That voice didn't come from the crowd, it was far higher than everyone else, and it came from the top of the head.

The crowd was quiet, and their heads subconsciously raised their heads. Sure enough, I saw a tall boy standing in the turbulent crowd. He is a head taller than the people around him. Between the dense black heads, he is a flagpole that attracts everyone's attention.

"Whose family member is this?" "Is this two meters tall, right?" "The guy is pretty handsome!" "I don't know if there are any objects?" "I remember the workshop director’s daughter, who is about the same age as him. Can you introduce it." "Or the niece of the chief financial officer? The one who came back from studying abroad is a good match for him."

The enthusiastic grandfathers and aunts talked a lot, and didn't care that all they said were heard by the parties involved.

Where Meng Yufan went through this kind of battle, if he stayed for another minute, his queen, two concubines and four promised that the eight beauties would be arranged by these old aunts. Blushing, he broke through the crowd and squeezed to the front of the line with difficulty.

"I'm here to sign in." Seeing the small and thin administrative staff, he bent over and lowered his head, fearing that she would not be able to hear him clearly.

The person who entertained him happened to be Comrade Xiaofang who had just graduated from the Administration Department. The little girl stared at his face, her whole body dizzy, and all the idol plots flashed across her head.

Oh my god, is the story of "love at first sight with the true emperor at the employees' sports meeting" she was looking forward to kicking off today?

Her brain was almost down, and she asked dazedly: "What's your name?"

"Meng Yufan. The rain that rains, the one that rains heavily."

Xiao Fang thought: Meng Yufan? Her real name is so nice...Eh, that's not right, where did you hear this name?

Xiao Fang hurriedly asked: "What project did you sign up for, and which employee's family member is it?"

Meng Yufan replied: "I signed up for the basketball game. The names of my family members are—"

Having said that, he got stuck. Where does he know Papa Yang's name?

He only knows that other people call Yang's father "Yang Gong", but how many Yang workers are up and down in a factory, he can't always say that it is "the Yang Gong who originally wanted to register for a table tennis match and ended up with a broken leg", right?

"I'm sorry," Meng Yufan said embarrassedly, "I forgot the names of my family members, I have to ask."

"Puff..." Xiao Fang blushed and waved his hand, "It's okay, it's okay, you ask slowly, and I will register you when you ask."

Just as the two were talking, Meng Yufan suddenly stretched out a hand behind her-the hand was white and soft, and the slender fingers were coated with a layer of red pearlescent nail polish, matching the red and white color of her feet. The basketball shoes match harmoniously.

The owner of that hand moved naturally to hold Meng Yufan's arm, and Meng Yufan also subconsciously pulled her to his side, carefully guarding her so that she would not be crowded by others.

"No need to ask." Yang Xiao looked at Xiao Fang, who was in charge of registration, and answered Meng Yufan. "My family's name is Yang Zhiguo, and I am his daughter Yang Xiao. The one next to me... is my boyfriend."

So be it.

Yang Xiao thought, anyway, it's here, so let all the uncles and aunts in the factory know that she Yang Xiao has a new boyfriend.