Boyfriend For Hire

On Sunday night, Comrade Tang Shuge ate the takeaway comfortably and threw the trash into the kitchen. She rolled up her sleeves and sat in front of the computer, and began to create her latest work confidently.

"Become a great god! Six thousand more every day! A lot of collection! Sell the copyright!" She screamed up to the sky and made a promise.

Her roar was so penetrating, Yang Xiao in the other room heard it and closed the bedroom door because of her noise.

Based on Yang Xiao's understanding of this best friend, every time the code word does not exceed 20 minutes, she starts to wander away, and she will have to swipe her phone if she can't hold on for an hour.

Unless God has mercy on the salted fish, it would be a dream for Tang Shuge to become a great god.

Just as Yang Xiao expected, in less than an hour, Tang Shuge had already raised his feet on the table, leaning his entire body weight on the back of the seat, and then began to brush comfortably in this acrobatic posture. Cell phone.

Recently, Tang Shuge is addicted to short video software. Thirty seconds of video is very short, but the killing time is the fastest.

Tang Shuge repeated the actions of liking, refreshing, liking, and refreshing, and one by one small videos flicked past his eyes without thinking.

Suddenly, her eyes widened, and she stared at the screen on the phone with a dull look--

@User小AA酱: It's too south, I'm too south! Can the world be a bit more cruel to single dogs? ?

The video was shot in an indoor stadium with noisy human voices in the background. Just where the lens is focused, a tall figure in a basketball uniform is walking towards the center of the basketball court.

At this moment, a girl chased up from behind and stopped in front of him.

She didn't know what she said to him, the next second, she stood on tiptoe, and he also bowed his head—

— "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Hearing the movement in her room, Yang Xiao hurried over.

I saw her best friend lying on her back on the floor like a beached turtle.

"Tangtang, what's the matter with you? Didn't you fall to your head? Get up!" Yang Xiao was anxious, reaching out to help her.

"No... wait, I'm fine!" Tang Shuge held up his phone, "Look at this first!"

"When are you still letting me watch the video? You won't really break your head, will you?"

"No, you have to watch this!" Tang Shuge didn't use her support at all, and he got up from the ground with a grunt. "Look at it quickly. Is the person in this video you? Is the one next to our company's little wolf dog? "

"..." Yang Xiao was startled, and then he turned his attention from his best friend to her mobile phone.

The phone is playing the short video conscientiously: the girl in the picture rushes to her lover, and then sends a kiss on his chest.

A tall and a slender figure, the two figures are close to each other, no one can see that they are a young couple in love.

Because the photographer is sitting in the auditorium and is still far away from the stadium, the picture taken is not very clear. But for Tang Shuge, who was familiar with Yang Xiao, he recognized his best friend at a glance.

After the video was played again, it soon entered the second and third rounds of automatic loop playback.

Yang Xiao stared at the video and watched it several times, and an unspeakable taste spread in his heart. Unexpectedly, she was able to revisit the passing of that day from the perspective of others.

Yang Xiao flipped through the comments again. The broadcaster who took this video explained that she was taken by her father to be an audience at the employee family sports meeting during the weekend, but unexpectedly captured this scene of eating lemons!

The comments are filled with all kinds of messages.

@User甲: I don’t know what happened, I watched this video eight times, and my aunt laughed! What kind of fairy operation is the girl kissing the jersey! Isn't it too good? ? ? It makes me blush and heartbeat more than kissing!

@User乙: Where do you find your boyfriends? Did you buy it on Taobao?

@User C: Obviously yesterday, I said that I would quit sugar and lose weight, but today I have exceeded my sugar content!

@Userding: Xinnv is willing to match meat and vegetables for life, I hope God will take pity, and also assign me a boyfriend!

Yang Xiao: "..."

The comments were very long, and she couldn't pull it down after a long time.

Tang Shuge whispered next to him: "Smile, you see that this video has more than half a million likes! According to the ratio of 100 to 1 viewing and likes, this shows that a full 50 million users have seen your awesomeness. Beautiful love!!!"

"What kind of beautiful love?" Yang Xiao threw the phone back into his girlfriend's arms and said amusedly, "Don't you know the most about what is going on with him? We only have a beautiful money relationship."

"Really?" Tang Shuge didn't believe it. "You don't have any thoughts when facing such a high-quality handsome guy every day, who is considerate and understands you?"

"I didn't think about it, I didn't dare to think about it." Yang Xiao said, "I admit that others are very nice, handsome, and coquettish. However, all my contacts with him are based on the employment relationship. He treats me Every nice thing I said, I won’t take it to my heart, because I know he’s just doing business."

"...You are the reincarnation of a cold-blooded and iron-hearted female president." Tang Shuge mumbled.

Yang Xiao didn’t hear clearly, and continued to say cruelly: “Even if we have no money relationship, I would not consider dating him. You don’t know what the two boyfriends in front of me are like. I've developed malephobia, and I don't want to plunge into the pit again."

Tang Shuge thought: Little Wolfdog is really a miserable man.

There is an old saying, "The predecessors planted trees, and the descendants took advantage of the cool." When he arrived, he became "predecessors digging pits, and descendants wrestling".

…

Nowadays, most young people have short video software installed in their mobile phones. Even if it is not installed, there will be a marketing account that will "work hard" to move it to Weibo.

The video on the court spread quickly, and a certain guard of the Hwaseong University basketball team saw it by chance.

The boys are humorous, and the guard immediately took the video to ask Meng Yufan for confirmation.

At that time, they had just finished a day of training and were squeezing into the locker room with sweat.

"Fanzi, is this you in this video?" The guard stopped Meng Yufan and handed the phone over with a look of excitement.

The repercussions caused by this sentence are endless. A dozen big boys swarmed up, surrounded him in the middle, vying to look at the small mobile phone that was not as big as their palm.

"What video?" "Where is it?" "Show me?"

Someone reached out and clicked the play button. Thirty seconds passed, and the progress bar quickly reached the end.

When the phone went blank, countless sore voices rang out in the locker room.

"Fuck, Fanzi is awesome!" "When did I get into such a big beauty, hiding enough!" "Is it a school girl? Looks so young!" "Fanzi finally got out of the list of single dogs, what? Time to bring your girlfriend out for us to see?"

Meng Yufan was squeezed in the center by the crowd. This was the first time he saw this video. He was surprised at first, but the more he looked back, the excitement in his heart could no longer be restrained. He decided to download the short video software immediately after returning to the dormitory, down the video to the phone, and watch it ten times every day before going to bed! Waiting for him to die eighty years later, this phone will be buried in the grave with him!

Although he was so happy in his heart, Meng Yufan's face was calm.

"You are mistaken... The person in this video is not me." He looked sincere, "I have always been a single dog, don't you know?"

This is not a lie, but a complete truth.

After all, the relationship between him and Yang Xiao's boyfriend and girlfriend is only maintained by a contract. If he tells Yang Xiao that his teammate wants to see her, will she agree to come to the team with him? —Surely not.

So it's better to deny this matter from the beginning.

"Why? Although this video is not very clear, how do you look like you in the profile." The guard was confused by his determined attitude. "It's really not you?"

"It's really not me." Meng Yufan said sourly, "...The girl in the video is so beautiful, even if I stand in front of her, she won't look at me."

But everyone still doesn't believe it.

At this moment, Xu Dong opened the locker room door and came in.

"What are you guys doing around there?" he asked casually while taking off his sweaty jersey.

When the guard saw him, he immediately greeted him with his mobile phone: "Xu Dong, come and see if the person in the video is Fanzi? We all said it was him. We secretly made girlfriends behind us, but he lives and lives. Don't admit it. You are his best brother, even if we read it wrong, you will certainly not read it wrong!"

As he said, the guard slapped the phone under Xu Dong's eyelids.

Meng Yufan gave a chuckle in his heart. Across the crowd, he waved his hands and shook his head towards Xu Dong. He even made a suicidal gesture with his hands crossed in front of his neck. Finally, he folded his hands and bowed in Xu Dong's direction. For a long time.

Xu Dong didn't know whether he had read his hints or not, but saw Xu Dong taking the phone casually and watching the half-minute short video carelessly.

Then, he lifted his eyelids and spoke lazily: "I see this man—"

"Is it? Is it Fanzi?"

"-no."

Everyone did not believe: "No???"

"Really not." Xu Dong clicked on the phone screen. "You see this person in the video, although he looks like Fanzi suddenly, but when you look carefully, he has a fat head and big ears, a big face, a wretched smile, and a crooked posture. It was just a kiss on the chest by a girl, knocking him to smile as if he had won five million. Such a nasty, nasty, and inexperienced old hat, how could it be the team of our basketball team? "

Meng Yufan: "..."

When he said this, everyone gathered around and watched the video again. The more they watched, the more they felt that the person in the video seemed to be quite different from Meng Yufan.

Xu Dong looked up and said with a smile: "Fanzi, you said, am I right?"

"..." Meng Yufan said, biting his molars, "You are too right. The person in the video is just kissed by a girl and laughed like a flower. How could it be me? ?"

Seeing that there was no excitement to watch, everyone quickly disappeared.

When everyone was gone, Meng Yufan and Xu Dong were left in the locker room.

Meng Yufan felt that his fist was itchy, and wanted to beat Xu Dong: "I still said that I am a good brother, so I belittle my image?"

Xu Dong spread his hands, and said angrily: "You beat our team to the ground that day on the court. I was scolded by my grandpa when I went back. You have to let me out of my anger?" He said more and more helplessly." The old man is now shutting his mouth, let me learn from the "uncle"-I said this "uncle", aren't you in a period of passionate love with "Aunt Xiaoxiao"? Why do you want to deny your relationship inexplicably?"

"I..." Meng Yu said awkwardly, "I can't explain the matter between me and her, but I really can't make it public...Xu Dong, thank you today."

"Just a thank you is enough?" Xu Dong didn't want to let him go so easily.

Meng Yufan scratched his head: "Then what do you say? I invite you to go to the barbecue restaurant in front of the school to have a good meal?"

"Just grilling, the coach told me to control my weight recently." Xu Dong was silent for a while, not knowing what he thought of, and suddenly said, "...Well, there will be a game in a few days, it is very important, you go with me. ."