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Vol 3 Chapter 8: The first snow in 2008 is more than ever...
The end of 2081, to be precise, will be December 26th, Friday. The Jiangnan area ushered in an unexpected heavy snow. The weather station reported that this was caused by the abnormally strong Siberian cold current, but no one cares what cold current is not cold. Snow is a real thing.
Halfway through the class in the kindergarten, a thin layer of snow accumulated on the edge of the window, and a kid yelled "Snow!"
Wow!
Suddenly the whole class was boiling, and cheers came from the classroom next door. It was like a chain reaction. The whole school clamored. The children suddenly broke free from the restraints of the seats. Lu Zhengkang watched them jump up from their positions. Go up, as if hearing a "bang" sound.
Teacher Zhou, who was teaching four arithmetic operations, was very helpless. She smiled and shook her head on the podium, and she couldn't help running to the window to watch the snow.
Lu Zhengkang didn't follow. He felt that he was a mature man and could not be so naive.
Su Xiangli: "Lu Zhengkang, let's go to the snowball fight!"
"Not going."
"No, the great ‘cook’ once said that if there is snow and not having a snowball fight is a blasphemy against winter, ‘cooking’ will bring the crime to you~"
Lu Zhengkang covered his face. After a few months, our Su Xiangli kid remembered that he was actually a believer in Feitian Noodle God.
Fly Mian Sect (abbreviated as FSM) was born in 2005. Its central doctrine is that an invisible and unperceivable "flying spaghetti monster" created the entire universe "after a serious alcohol abuse".
This flying noodle monster is "cooked" (), and its most widely spread form is a twisted noodle with two tentacled crab eyes, and two huge delicious meatballs wrapped in the dough, combining the three Into a "complex carbohydrate organism".
Presumably, it was alcoholism that caused the earth created by the flying noodle **** to be full of various flaws. All the evidence supporting the theory of evolution is arranged by the noodle god. He tested the piety of believers by making things appear older. When scientists use scientific methods such as radiometric dating to try to determine the age of things, Feitian Noodle God will use "his noodle-like appendages to change the measurement results" to make the results appear more ancient.
In the belief system of Feitian Noodles, pirates are "the embodiment of absolute divinity." Global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes and other natural disasters are caused by the decrease in the number of pirates.
The most important thing is that every Friday is a holy day and a rest day, and believers can ask their employers to take a rest on this day.
Judging from these absurd names and full of doctrines, this is obviously a satirical religion that is used to refute theology.
Lu Zhengkang squinted at the child Su Xiangli, "You believe in'cooking' so much, then today is Friday, why don't you rest at home?"
Su Xiangli:! ! ! (⊙??⊙)
Seeing her lost in thought, Lu Zhengkang sighed and turned to look at the window.
Now the windows are covered with hydrophobic materials, water vapor cannot stay, and the temperature is automatically controlled, even if it is 20 or 30 degrees below zero, it is warm to the touch, which leads to a very serious consequence-the glass does not fog.
What is the happiest thing in school in winter? Of course, hiding in the warm room, writing on the foggy glass.
But I really want to say that writing skills are only available in elementary school. In kindergarten, scribbling is the most normal.
But happiness is the past tense, and now he has nothing left. Such a winter is really nothing to say. Lu Zhengkang looked melancholy at the crowded windowsill, only thinking that nothing can make him happy again. He It is the deepest and charming Xiao Liang in Chunya New Kindergarten... "Ao——!!!"
Zhang Yingxuan squeezed snow into Lu Zhengkang's back collar, watching her little friend like a wild cat being kicked, jumping around, laughing unkindly.
Lu Zhengkang shuddered and shook the snow from the bottom of his shirt, then glared at Zhang Yingxuan, then sat back on the chair and looked at the window sill with his head sideways.
I'm very melancholy: look at those vulgar little fools, they are really ashamed of having never seen the world, isn't it just a snow scene? Not to mention that the snow in the south is vain. Even the snow scene in the North is not surprising. If you really want to appreciate the snow, you can go to the poems to appreciate it. No matter ancient people or modern people, there is always snow. Let me think about it, "Wall Corner A plum blossomed by Ling Han alone. I know it's not snow..." Wait, this is for plum blossoms, uh, think about it again, "Suddenly like a spring breeze, thousands of pear trees bloom." By the way, this It's snow... "Wow——!!!"
Qiu Qiongzhu pierced the back collar of her little friend with a handful of Xue, and laughed unkindly when he watched him scurry around like a hairy mouse on the ass.
Lu Zhengkang glared at the two, "Can you be as stable as me?"
Zhang Yingxuan pondered, "I was wrong, I apologize." After speaking, he bowed deeply.
Lu Zhengkang panicked, "Nothing, nothing, Aiqing flat!"
Qiu Qiongzhu also thought, "I see, you are saying that you have become fat, so you are sad."
Zhang Yingxuan: That's it!
Lu Zhengkang was furious, "Who's getting fat? I'm all my muscles!
Su Xiangli came over, "What are you discussing?"
"Nothing, nothing." Lu Zhengkang waved his hand.
Zhang Yingxuan: "It's bad to say he's fat."
Qiu Qiongzhu: "Yeah. I'm fat."
Su Xiangli looked up and down at Lu Zhengkang with a suspicious and cautious look. A sharp-eyed girl like her could easily give people a cold feeling like a knife. Lu Zhengkang felt the snow on her back melt away, wet and cold, and clothes. It fits the back and is sticky and uncomfortable~www.wuxiaspot.com~Sue Su..."
"Oh!" She exclaimed, and walked to Lu Zhengkang's side, two little white hands pinched his forearm, "It really is fat!"
"This is called muscle."
"Then why is it soft."
Lu Zhengkang: (* ̄︿ ̄) "This is called elasticity, this kind of muscle is the best..." Next, what is anatomy, physiology and other difficult words, the friends laughed, inside and outside the class Full of jovial atmosphere.
Qiu Qiongzhu raised his hand.
"This classmate, please speak."
"The winter vacation is coming soon."
"Oh yes!"
It was a word that awakened the person in the dream, and everyone broke away from the state of haunting.
Winter vacation, um, the first winter vacation in your life, the sad and precious rotation time between semester and semester is a simple life that you can rely on at home.
The most comfortable thing is that the kindergarten does not have summer and winter homework.
But for children nowadays, there are no holidays, which is the difference between studying at home and studying at school.
Schools are closed, and online classes are never closed. Some online learning platforms even have the slogan "Three hundred and sixty-five days a year, and one study is a whole year. The large curriculum database allows you to learn new things every day. ."
What the devil's slogan!
Su Xiangli: "Where do you plan to go on holiday?"
Zhang Yingxuan: "A certain European country."
Qiu Qiongzhu: "I don't know, maybe it's to the south. Warm up."
Lu Zhengkang: "Uh, I have to ask my mother."
...
After school, Lu Zhengkang sent an e-mail to Ms. Sun Hui, thinking that he could stay at home to celebrate the New Year if nothing else, but his mother replied "Go to Grandpa's house."
Grandpa?
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