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The talent show is going on, and it's Qingningzi's turn. She thought for a while, "Let me tell a joke to everyone."

Lu Zhengkang was already laughing.

"What are you laughing at?" Qing Ningzi glared at him.

"Ah, I thought you could play the piano or dance the sword. Suddenly you have to tell a joke, which doesn't match your personal setting."

"People always change."

Everyone applauded to express their welcome. The Qing Ningzi I usually see is gentle and gentle. Such honest people telling jokes in itself is quite funny.

Qing Ningzi coughed twice and started speaking formally.

By the way, one day, Zhan Zhao was investigating a recent theft in Kaifeng Mansion alone. It turned out that the coin mold was stolen. If this is not handled properly, a large number of counterfeit coins will appear on the market before long, so Zhan guards The investigation began, and he gradually approached the truth from clues. At this time, the thief took the initiative to send him a letter saying that he could return the model, but he wanted to talk with the Zhan guard in person. The time was scheduled at noon and the location was somewhere. It’s a small courtyard, far away from the government. Although Zhan Zhao felt that things were not good, he resolutely walked into the courtyard out of chivalrous spirit. At this time, what awaited him was an ambush. After fierce fighting, Zhan's guard defeated the enemy and regained his model. He was seriously injured, and he had to inform the government of what happened. So he walked all the way to the Yamen with difficulty, and when he walked to the door, suddenly his eyes went dark.

"What's wrong? Is the guard Zhan okay?" Xing Tian said nervously.

Qing Ningzi was dull, "The guard Zhan's eyes are black, it turns out that Master Bao came out head on."

She is smiling.

Everyone was stunned and did not speak.

Lielie asked suspiciously: "What then?"

Qing Ningzi's eyes widened, "No more, no more. My joke is over."

At this time, Xiaoyu had already begun to laugh. Slowly, everyone who had reacted began to laugh. There were only a few, Xing Tian, ​​Ao Lie, and Hong Haier. They were still entangled.

"What about the later story? The black guard Zhan must have fainted!" Xing Tian said in a hurry.

Lie Lie also nodded, "That's right, he lost his blood and walked all the way, he must have passed out, did Master Bao carry him in?"

Hong Hai'er muttered to the side, "Such a great hero must not die, otherwise it would be a shame."

Qing Ningzi hurriedly explained to them, "The Zhan guard will be fine."

"Isn't he seriously injured? It's still black."

"I saw Master Bao in the dark."

"Did you faint when you saw Master Bao being excited?"

"No, it's because Master Bao is dark, so he is black."

"No, although Master Bao was dark, the guard Zhan passed out!"

"He didn't faint, he just saw Master Bao."

"I didn't faint, why did my eyes go dark?"

"Because Master Bao looks black."

"What does this have to do with Master Bao being black?"

Qing Ningzi: "I... okay, okay, just do it with you."

Lie Lie raised his hand, "I seem to understand it, no, Qing Ningzi, your joke is not funny, let's have another one."

Everyone is booing, let's have one more.

Qing Ningzi shook his head, "Okay."

In other words, one day there was a fire in Kaifeng Mansion, so Master Bao hurried to the scene. After a while, an official who was responsible for inspecting the disaster came over. He took a look and turned his head and said to the surrounding servants, this time. The fire is not serious. The entourage asked, why did the adults say this? There were obviously many houses burned down. The official smiled and pointed to Master Bao who was not far from the scene. You can see that the man can still be alive after being burnt to black charcoal, which shows that this time it is just a lot of smoke.

After being silent for a while, everyone laughed again, Hong Haier and Ao Lie also reacted and started to laugh, and the point of laughter bounced back to the first joke, and laughed even harder. Only Xing Tian still can't figure it out--he doesn't have a head either.

"Where is the laugh?"

"It's just that Master Bao is very dark."

Xing Tian scratched his armpit, "What's so funny about Renhei?"

So everyone fell into thinking about society and life.

Qing Ningzi rolled his eyes and came back, so angry that he sat in Lu Zhengkang's arms, pressing him out of breath.

"Murder... Murder..." Lu Zhengkang also rolled his eyes, dying. Qing Ningzi was shaken by him.

Around this time, someone knocked on the door outside the hut.

Everyone was taken aback, looking at each other, they are still in the cracks of time and space! Who would knock on the door outside?

Lu Zhengkang put Qingningzi aside, "I'll open the door."

Xing Tian came back to his senses at this time, "Oh, I was mocking Master Bao for being dark! Hahahahahahahahaha!"

"Don't laugh Xingtian, guests are coming outside!"

"Huh? Guest? Aren't we traveling in time and space?"

"So, the outsiders are probably bad guys. Generally, what are the strong enemies who come out at this time?" Jiuyue has a second face, "Maybe it is our destined enemy of the Super Time Surprise Adventure Group! "

"What is the Super Time Surprise Adventure Group?"

"Our team! Super time! Surprise! Adventure! Team!" Jiuyue scratched his head and smirked.

Lu Zhengkang opened the door, "Hello? This is the Super Time Surprise Adventure Group!" Everyone shouted: What are you talking about?

The visitor was riding a steel flying saucer, looking like a car the size of a car, like a glass bowl buckled on an iron round plate, through the glass ball cover, you can see an old and a young, two foreigners, from the bottom of the flying saucer. A steel arm came out. It was this thing knocking on the door just now.

"Eh! That friend~www.wuxiaspot.com~ I don’t care what super-time **** adventure group you are, but, hiccup~ you are very interesting. I have traveled so many times in this place, and I met you for the first time. Are you interested in telling where you are from? Maybe we can have a drink together? Find some hot girls and have a party in your old house in 2009?" This is in English, Lu Zhengkang The English is pretty good.

The old man in the driver’s seat was tall, thin but sturdy, with an explosive blue Mediterranean hairstyle. The boy in the yellow round-neck shirt sitting on the front passenger was complaining, "Oh my God, Rick, can you stop talking to strangers? Talking? What if they are bad guys? You know, that is, this kind of thing, either I am timid, or I feel wary of communicating with people outside."

The old man turned his head and picked up the boy's collar, "Oh, sacred shit! Morty, you shut up, I smell the party, and have fun, hehe, you didn't know that you encountered this in the bubble gap of this quantum universe How difficult it is for a group of people, think about it, we have encountered a magical phenomenon, hiccup~ Look, the Chronicles of Narnia, what else is Alice in Wonderland, maybe we go in this little flying house I can see a rabbit in a dress!"

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