Breaking the Day

Ten miles in the town of Dayang, there are only three villages and four villages in the surrounding area. After hearing the news, Li Chengfeng and others quickly found the stupid man, who was the home of Brother He Zhu.

At first, Li Chengfeng was worried that it would be difficult to ask questions, but what he didn't expect was that he would know as soon as he asked, but soon he figured out: It must be the only seedling of Brother He Zhu in Dayang Town. Rare is expensive.

Every time you want to come to Cheng'an City, the Lingshan School's introductory ceremony, but all Cheng'an children who are going to participate in the assessment, even the prefect elders, must happily give it away. I wish them the selection of the entry, the posture is more than that of sending the talents to Beijing Up.

In Dayang Town, it looks like the birds don’t shit, but somehow a monk of the Lingshan School has appeared. How could it be regarded as a golden phoenix flying out of the chicken coop?

But when Li Chengfeng pinched his nose all the way, enduring the smell of cow dung and chicken dung along the way, when he arrived at Yueshang Village, Li Chengfeng realized that he was wrong again.

On a bumpy ox cart in the village of cocky dog ​​barking sits an old lady with a shaggy head. This old lady is dressed in a cloth, and the cloth is covered with colorful patches. Her skin is yellow and cracked, as if The loess on the ground had been dry for a long time, and she looked skinny and dying, but the energy that came out of her eyes and her voice that could be heard from the head of the village showed full of vitality.

The old woman was sitting on the bullock cart and shouted at a farmer: "You **** grandson raised by a prostitute, which man's bed bug brought you out and did such a shameful sordid thing. Be careful in the future. I fell into a Maokeng and choked to death. I saw your ancestors and regretted not shooting you in the Maokeng to feed the maggots!"

This voice was like a broken gong, and the wind chimes hanging at the door of the farmer's house rang a few meters away. Li Chengfeng sucked in a breath of air when he heard the people who scolded the street with the gangsters for an hour.

After all, Li Chengfeng was from a nobleman, and the shabby nobleman was also a nobleman, and the Xie family was born as a well-known lady. Since childhood, Li Chengfeng was raised very well by tutoring. Even if he is facing the street, it is a very elegant word, lacking heart. When I am uneducated, I can't tell whether it is a boast or a curse.

But when such filthy curse words came out, Li Chengfeng couldn't help frowning when he heard it. What's more, it was a scholar like Han Tianxing who had grown up reading sage books, and Zhao Feiyue who grew up in the palace as a child. princess?

Zhao Feiyue suddenly heard it, frowning, and a trace of dissatisfaction and irritation appeared in her expression.

Li Chengfeng couldn't listen, and stepped forward to interrupt the village head of the old woman by asking for directions and cursing the street: "This lady, where is the residence of Brother He Zhuhe?"

When the old woman heard this, she turned her head and looked up and down at Li Chengfeng and the others. After a look at Li Chengfeng and the others, she smiled like a lot of flowers like a cracked old face: "Oh, oh, how do I say magpies are born in this village? Call it! It turns out that my son’s fellow is here, overjoyed, overjoyed!"

As soon as she finished speaking, she heard a man in the house yelling and cursing back: "You old prostitute, the rent in the village is only 30%, and your son has no fart. The frantic old thing dares to harvest 50%. Beware that in the future, Grandpa God will take you all over the door, and you will never be behind!"

This made Li Chengfeng's heart aches, but before he could speak, he heard his mother akimbo triumphantly, sitting in the bullock cart and shouting in reply: "The son of the Sun family, your parents are born. When you chewed on maggots, choked on feces, gave birth to your own sacballs, and made you timid like a rat, hairless under your crotch, and even cursing people across the door? Tell you, my old lady has a good son! My mother’s son is tall and sturdy, his crotch is thicker than your arms, and the ball is bigger than your head! In the future, he will be a figure who will become a god, and my mother said that he will not ascend to heaven with him in the future and live that fairy-like life. !"

Li Chengfeng and the others looked at each other, with mixed feelings, sorrow and sadness in their hearts, and they didn't know how to speak for a while.

He’s proud to show off, the neighbors couldn’t listen anymore. An old woman came out and pointed at her and yelled: “I was expecting your son to be a monk and aristocrat, who would adopt his own field to avoid taxes and donations under your name. Who would miss you? This blood-sucking old prostitute who eats people without spitting out bones is so black-faced and black-hearted that Tencent dares to harvest 50%!"

Xu is that this mother is extremely unpopular in the village on weekdays, and neighbors all came out and shouted: "That's it, you heartbroken old prostitute, you collect 50% of the rent, how do you let us live?"

He mother was sitting on the bullock cart, akimbo without showing weakness, pointing and cursing one by one: "Doesn't I think I have paid too much? Okay, then you can rent someone else's field!"

"And you, from the Zhang family! Didn't you want to be cheap at the beginning? Now you feel that there is no bargain and you want to go back? Tell you, bah, no way! How can there be any bargain in the world that your family accounts for! If you don’t soak your urine and follow your own virtues, the dung **** and eggs laid by the flies will grow up as dung-rolling maggots! At most, you will enjoy yourself in the hut. I really want to go to heaven!"

"Oh, isn't this Mrs. Zhao? What's the matter, you have to rebel? Have the patience to sue me! Tell you, the transfer notes are in the hands of the old lady, even if the lawsuit goes to the emperor Laoer , He also has to call the shots for my wife!"

"And you, Xiao Zhuozi, when you wore open pants, the old lady bounced your bird! Who gave you the courage to bark your teeth at the old lady! Watch out that the old lady kicks your crotch and makes your family irresistible!"

Li Chengfeng and the other four were stunned watching He Mu sitting on the ox cart in the village "together with Confucianism". Seeing her yelling at more and more villagers in the village, there were soldiers coming to cover the water and earth. There are many enemies, and no one is left behind.

Zhao Feiyue only felt that the pickled swear words she heard in this moment were more than the swear words she had heard in this life combined. It didn't come to dirty her ears and her brain. She couldn't bear it, and she sternly shouted: "Quiet! !"

With her loud shout, everyone immediately stopped speaking. The villagers in the village looked at Zhao Feiyue's beautiful body, luxurious clothes, and such extraordinary demeanor, and they dared not speak any more. , One by one turned his head and left, but when he left, he couldn't help taking a vicious look at his mother.

But how could Mother Ho care about such a weak and feeble eye attack with such a big spray? She turned her head triumphantly, like a general who had fought a big victory and returned to the court. There was no shame on her face. She smiled and said to Zhao Feiyue: "Oh, this girl is so handsome! What a **** from the sky. Characters, the old lady met many oirans in Chunhongyuan back then and never saw a character like you, it's really a shame!"

When Zhao Feiyue saw that she compared herself with the oiran in the brothel, even if she was complimenting her, she felt as uncomfortable as having eaten flies. The two beautiful eyebrows were raised higher and higher. If it weren’t for Li Chengfeng’s face, this It will happen soon.

Seeing this, Li Chengfeng hurriedly said, "Auntie, I am waiting for Brother He Zhu's order to visit Auntie..."

Before he could finish speaking, He mother interrupted with a grin: "Look, my old lady is really vulgar, and she doesn't understand how to treat guests, she actually neglects the distinguished guests! Come on, you are all my son's friends, Come sit in my room and drink some water."

Li Chengfeng and the others looked at each other, Zhao Feiyue nodded reluctantly, and Li Chengfeng smiled and said, "Then bother."

"Oh, what, you can come to my house as a guest, that is the blessing that the old lady has cultivated in her life!" He mother drove the ox cart with her whip, pointed to a place a few hundred meters away from the village and said, "My house is here. There, some distinguished guests have moved away."

Li Chengfeng nodded and smiled: "Auntie leads the way, we will follow."

A few people followed behind the bullock cart with a slight frown, enduring the mud and dirt on the road, and after walking a few hundred meters to He Zhu's home, the four of them looked at each other suddenly.