Breaking through Marvel: Me, from signing in to becoming a god on earth

"First of all, you have to be the prince of Asgard."

The two rolled their eyes.

Just the first condition, they absolutely cannot meet it, let alone the conditions for the following things.

However, Lu Lin did not stop.

"Or you can last ten hours."

Xingjue opened his mouth and widened his eyes, looking incredulous: "Waterfa?

"More than ten hours, you're not bragging, brother?"

"How is that possible?"

"If you don't believe it, I can't help it, I've already told you the truth."

Lu Lin shrugged.

"No, can she stand it?" Star-Lord said in disbelief.

"Ten hours? Is this something that normal organisms can do? "

The physical fitness is there."

Lu Lin said lightly: "The genes of good villains have also been optimized for thousands of years, and this tolerance is still there."

"This is normal, if you can't do it, don't doubt that others can't do it." Lu Lin glanced at Xingjue with a grin.

"As for you..."

, you are a personal attack! Star-Lord said indignantly.

"You're racist!"

"What's wrong with normal earth humans, can't normal earth humans be shorter?"

"You are discriminating against normal humans!"

"Although I only have two or three hours, I tell you, human beings are also dignified!"

"Wait, what do you say? How much? Tony was shocked: "How long?" Two hours?

"Waterfa, brother, you're not kidding, are you?"

"What do you mean? Isn't this normal? The excited Star-Lord suddenly quieted down.

"Are you really a human on Earth?" Tony looked at Star-Lord in disbelief: "How can normal people come for so long?"

"You know, according to normal biological theory, you are a dysfunction, a disease, and you have to be cured."

Tony said indignantly, "It is impossible for humans to reach this level!"

Star-Lord looked at Tony with a strange look, "Dude, how long have you been?"

"You leave me alone!" Tony opened Star-Lord's hand: "He is not a human, he is the so-called Asgard Protoss, I can completely understand!"

"But if you're human, you simply can't do this."

"Don't say it, I see what you mean." Star-Lord patted Tony's shoulder sympathetically.

"Yes, you are right, it is indeed the level of a normal human being."

In Lulin's previous life films, Star-Lord seems to be a comedian, a proper short loser.

But in fact, Xingjue has his own capital.

Otherwise, in the original book, Ayesha would not have left him.

After all, Ayesha has never seen anyone who has to spend the Spring Festival with this guy Xingjue?

In addition, if Star-Lord was really useless, how could Gamora be so dead set on him.

If Gamora can also be described by personality charm, then before meeting Gamora, Star-Lord was also a famous merry genius in the universe.

The alien race with whom he spent Spring Eve, to put it bluntly, was not much different from the number of model girls he slept with Tony.

It is enough to see that Star-Lord still has his own charm.

Of course, capital is also a very important point.

After all, Star-Lord's father is also an old stallion, and he keeps breeds everywhere in the universe.

If his ability was not strong, it is estimated that he would have been squeezed dry by women of various races.

Dragons give birth to dragons, phoenixes give birth to phoenixes, and the son of a mouse will make holes.

In this case, it is also quite normal for Star-Lord to surpass normal humans in some aspects.

"You know a fart!" Tony was indignant: "Either you're sick or you're not human at all!" There is no other possibility! "

Tony's self-confidence has taken a huge hit.

After coming to the universe, he realized that what he was proud of was nothing.

After all, the current Tony is not the Iron Man who can be compared to the gods with a mortal body.

Now he is just an ordinary person who is slightly smarter.

When everything he was proud of was placed in the universe, but it was nothing, Tony felt that the whole person was not good.

Especially in terms of nightlife, even an earthling is not comparable, Tony said that he is completely unacceptable.

"I'm really a genuine, like a fake earthling, I definitely won't lie to you!" Star-Lord swore to the sky.

"I was stolen from the earth when I was in my teens, don't I know if I'm an earthling?"

Tony was speechless for a moment, but he still wouldn't admit it.

"Okay, okay, I admit it, I admit it, right?"

"What's the head office?" Tony said indignantly, "You are clearly not!"

Lu Lin looked at the two arguing and snickered in his heart.

Star-Lord thought he was a normal human, but in fact he wasn't at all.

His father was a celestial god race, and it was normal for him to be different from ordinary people in some ways.

To really say, the only human being on Earth present is Tony alone.

"Okay, don't play with you, I'll go with my little girl."

Lu Lin left everyone with a dashing back, waved his hand and stopped talking.

Not long after, there was a sound of silence in his house.

At first, everyone was a little disdainful

, but after six hours, Xingjue looked stunned.

"How many times is this?"

"Is this really what normal creatures can achieve?"

Tony rubbed his somewhat swollen temples: "Damn, it's so torturous!"

"Next time I come out with her, be sure to add the best soundproofing to his room, it's too torturous."

"From a biological point of view, it's not scientific at all." Tony muttered in his mouth.

He decided to develop relevant human modification technologies after he returned.

He wants men all over the world to stop worrying about their size and time!

This is a great cause for the benefit of all mankind.

To this end, Tony even deliberately stole some of Star-Lord's genetic samples.

He wanted to see what was the difference between this person's genes and normal humans, so that he could actually hold out for such a long time!

......

Lu Lin walked out of the house satisfied.

"Why are you looking at me like that?" Lu Lin was a little uncomfortable being stared at by everyone.

"Smaller next time." Xingjue sighed: "Everyone is very tormented. Rao

is Lu Lin's thick skin like a city wall, and he has never cared about this, but he also feels a little embarrassed at this time.

"Next time I go out, I'll get you a new soundproofing." Tony rolled his eyes and said helplessly.