Bring The System To Datang

"Brother Yi, can you pay bribes?" Li Longji felt very awkward. Who wouldn't cooperate, what if I killed you for you?

"The purpose of bribery is not to get them to cooperate. To be honest, grasshoppers are delicious, the key is that our Datang grasshoppers are not poisonous.

If it is replaced by desert locusts, chickens and ducks don't like to eat it, the taste is not good, the food is poisoned, and the human eating is the same.

Third brother, waiting for this summer, I will catch some grasshoppers, let's fry them and eat them, they are crispy and fragrant. "

Li Yi named the species of locusts.

Chinese locusts are actually pretty good, much worse than desert locusts, which secrete toxins.

If there are too many desert locusts, they will eat each other if there is not enough food.

The Chinese locusts do not have that problem, and locust farmers are very profitable.

And if this locust is dried and rubbed into powder, it can be eaten by both livestock and people.

It was fried in a wok, put on skewers and grilled, and it tasted good.

When Li Yi wanted to eat, Li Longji was angry.

He believed in Li Yi's words, there must be officials and people kneeling instead of killing locusts.

Other means of bribery are also needed.

Queen Wang is more calm, in fact it is the sensibility of being a woman.

She said, "I know about the performance on the 15th day of the first lunar month. That man and woman can't eat because of the drought and locust plague?"

She grasped the key point, yes, that day's program specifically mentioned this matter.

Li Longji was horrified. Looking at Li Yi, Yi brother, not only did you assist Queen Wang that day, but you also kept the means?

"Dage said that it has been spread. If we control the locusts in this way, I believe that many people think that the content of the program will cooperate."

Li Yi admits that this is what he meant. Otherwise, the hero and the heroine, why should the locusts escape if Life is not good? Just one reason is enough.

The performance of the show, coupled with the promotion, naturally everyone is not satisfied with the locusts.

"Brother Yi, you... Third Brother think of a way, find the top and ask Yulin Feiqi to go with you, why don't you want five hundred riders."

Li Longji said about sending Yulin Feiqi last night, and now I wish he had tens of thousands of Yulin Feiqi in his hands.

That way, you can give Brother Yi more manpower.

I never felt it before, but always thought that Brother Yi was a little foolishly in love with Datang and benefited the people.

Only now did I understand the far-reaching layout of Yidi.

Oh, the two prime ministers, Yuanzhi and Daoji, looked pitiful.

You two are careful, brother Yi knows, and brother Yi uses tricks, how much do you know?

If you two knew about it, alas!

Li Longji feels sad for Yao Chong and Zhang Dao, your little calculations are useless.

The impeachment of this and that is nothing more than for your own rights.

Look at my brother Yi, who writes in Zhuangzi all day, always looks calm and calm to the outside world.

My brother Yi will not impeach anyone, even if the kilns in Martial Arts County do not do the right thing, brother Yi will also deal with it in the same industry.

Pick up whoever wants to clean up, without the slightest smoke.

Calm and calm, even if it is a pitfall, it is so gentle and gentle.

Li Longji compared and rubbed Li Yi's head with his hand.

Queen Wang followed and rubbed it.

Li Yi: "..."

The four court ladies and the four eunuchs were eating and listening, all dazzled.

The proprietor is indeed the proprietor, so amazing! Ah!

"Brother Yi, will things happen to Chang'an this year?" Li Longji is now in a state of not asking the heavens and the ghosts.

"Deep wells are drilled in various workshops. The original pits will seep into something. Many people are sick and cannot be found out."

Li Yi mentioned the issue of water pollution in Chang'an.

Chang'an 108 Square, four or five pressure wells in one square are enough.

He can't solve the problem of pollution infiltration, and can't get it from the water plant.

But there is no problem with digging wells, Dage’s artisan alliance, just take time to dig.

As for whether the water below is hard water, Li Yi doesn't even think about it, how much more should he consider? This is Datang.

It’s better than the upper stream, washing clothes and eating, right?

You live at the head of the Yangtze River, and I live at the end of the Yangtze River. Once Jun peeed, I drank it into my mouth.

Thanks to Lu Yuan, otherwise he would carry the knife and cut it.

So this is not a poem about love at all.

Therefore, when Li Longji and Queen Wang went home after dinner, Li Yi held the guitar and played a song that had nothing to do with love.

"The waves are running! The waves! The surging river for thousands of miles is endless. When it's exhausted, things in the world are mixed and torrential, it's joy! It's sorrow! In the waves, laughter and sorrow are indistinguishable..."

Li Yi plays and sings by himself, and he is not willing to pay bribes, but where in the world is there no place to pay bribes?

So he never teaches children honest things, because when he grows up, no one will be honest.

That being the case, why pit children? What's the use of drawing a beautiful flatbread?

Is there an honest one among those who teach children?

This is reality.

"Turning a thousand bends, turning a thousand beaches, it has not yet settled the struggle..." Li Yi continued to sing.

This tune is still in five-tone mode, but there is a palace in it.

Xinyan's "Everyone" and others who had breakfast in the cafeteria were thinking about practicing when they suddenly heard voices.

Immediately rush over and watch Li Yi play and sing there.

Li Yi sang very enthusiastically. The most powerful part of this song is that it composes Shanghai Bund, but it does not have a word for Shanghai Bund.

Just like the dream chaser among the flying foxes in the snow mountain, let the spring breeze blow your long hair.

It was written for Sanmao, but after it was changed, it became the ending song, which sounded quite artistic.

Li Yi thought, sang it three times, stopped singing, and sang it again and it became the alarm bell.

However, Xin Yan and others remembered, and then looked at Li Yi one by one, showing an aunty look.

Sure enough, there are good things, but I just sang it casually.

Everyone was unhappy and gathered around.

"Li Lang, you are..." Xin Yan asked on behalf of everyone.

"This... this is... the one at the end of the Yangtze River... isn't it? It's just that the water flows, and then turns and turns."

Li Yi really didn't know how to explain it, so he didn't explain it.

There is that place now, but the geography of that place is a little different, and it's not so prosperous.

"Can you still write the following orchestration based on the tunes you wrote before?" Xin Yan didn't care how Li Yi made up there.

They just want to get the tune out, what other instruments are there.

Some of the musical instruments made by Zhuangzi, they feel that they have discovered another world and can be added to the previous musical instruments and scores.

In addition to changing the various rituals and music for the royal family, other places are very easy.

Someone will always write new and different sentences, and then compose a song if it’s good.

"You sing this kind of song too much, are you afraid that the people of Pingkangfang will not accept it?" Li Yi worried that the people of Datang didn't like some songs.

"Whatever we sing, others will learn. We are'everyone'." Xin Yan gave Li Yi another answer.

They lead the trend. In the entire Datang, who dares to say that the songs of Pingkangfang Nanqu are not good?

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