Bring your child to a variety show? Daughter: He is truly my living father!

Not long after Xiaoxiao finished setting up the tent, Xiao Yang came back.

After lunch, I asked the program team for some medicine to take.

I took a short lunch break.

Yangyang complained that it was uncomfortable to sleep in the camping camp because the space was too small.

Xiaoxiao crawled out and stretched, indicating that she slept well.

Seeing the host Ah Heng coming over, he took the initiative to ask.

"Uncle Ah Heng, what are we going to do in the afternoon?"

Ah Heng pointed to several staff members behind him.

They were holding various tools in their hands.

Poles, nets, bags, shovels...

Audience.

—— "Oh my god, what are you doing? Why do you look like you are going to bury someone."

—— "The one in front, have you seen a live broadcast of burying someone? I guess you are going to do some farm work?"

—— "Well, it's hard to say. It feels like you are not going to have a relaxing afternoon."

The director smiled maliciously at the video.

In the past, I not only did parent-child variety shows, but also transformation programs such as Metamorphosis.

He can easily handle such difficult programs.

But it is often this way that makes it interesting and can attract more viewers and traffic.

Audiences have long been tired of those mediocre variety shows shot in the city.

If you want to shoot, you have to shoot something new.

Ah Heng pointed at the tools, raised his eyebrows, and said with a snicker.

"Our task in the afternoon is hunting."

"The program team bought a batch of chickens, ducks, geese, rabbits, goats and other poultry from the villagers and put them on this mountain."

"What we can eat tonight depends on the skills of the fathers and babies."

"Ah?!!"

Several fathers were shocked and almost vomited blood in depression.

They had just experienced setting up tents in the morning, and they had to hunt in the afternoon.

But this is also the task of the program team.

After all, the remuneration for recording one episode is 100,000 yuan.

This is also a high price for an amateur.

Several fathers can only cooperate with the program team's tasks and make the best of it.

As soon as Ah Heng finished speaking.

The three fathers rushed forward to grab the most convenient hunting tools for themselves and their children.

They were afraid that if they were a step late, the good things would be snatched away by others.

Only Xiao Yang did not step forward, but stepped back a few steps and walked into his tent.

He fiddled with something.

After a while.

The other three fathers set off with their children.

Xiao Yang came out of the tent.

He took a fishing rod in his hand and said with a smile: "Hehe, it's a good thing I brought this."

Xiao Yang took the fishing rod to find the staff and said that he couldn't participate in such a strenuous sport as hunting because he had diarrhea and his legs were weak.

But when I went to the toilet just now, I saw a ditch over there and I could go fishing.

The staff asked the director for instructions.

Although the ditch was not within the hunting range of the program group.

But who made Xiao Yang's legs weak? This is the only way.

Audience:

——"This Xiao Yang is being lazy again. Other dads go hunting, why is he treated specially?"

——"This kind of person is irresponsible. If he knew that he had to record the program today, he shouldn't have eaten spicy hot pot last night."

Xiao Yang held a bucket, a fishing rod, a shovel, and took Xiao Xiao with him.

He slowly set off towards the ditch.

The ditch was about 5 meters wide. The river had no drop and was relatively calm. There were some water plants near the shore.

Xiao Yang found a relatively flat place to sit down, picked up the fishing rod and threw it out.

Then he turned to Xiao Xiao and said:

"Good girl, dig some earthworms for Dad, and I will fish for you."

Although Xiao Xiao was not very willing, she still took a small shovel and turned around to find a piece of moist land after Xiao Yang's repeated pleading.

After shoveling down, many wriggling black-brown earthworms were turned out.

Then she quickly, fiercely and accurately grabbed the earthworms with her little hands and put them into the mineral water bottle.

Many viewers frowned deeply when they saw such a vivid picture in the live broadcast room.

——"Xiaoxiao, Auntie admits that you are cute, but the way you catch earthworms is not cute."

——"Oh my God, I am most afraid of this kind of slippery things, I have goose bumps."

——"Why doesn't Xiaoyang come by himself, but only knows how to order Xiaoxiao."

Xiaoxiao caught half a bottle of earthworms before leaving with satisfaction.

Back to the river, handed the bottle to Xiaoyang and said.

"Dad, are we really just fishing?"

Xiaoyang said lazily with his head raised in sunglasses, bathing in the sun.

"Hmm~"

"What else? Your dear father is dying of diarrhea and can't run anymore."

Xiaoxiao continued thoughtfully:

"But~"

"But I've never seen you catch a fish before, what are we having for dinner?? "

Audience:

——"Huh? ? ? Xiao Yang has never caught a fish? ? ? How dare he lie here?"

——"No, Xiao Yang, if you don't act as a father, can you act as a human being? You let Xiao Xiao work so hard to dig earthworms for so long, but you have never caught a fish?"

——"I'm angry! Ah ah ah ah!"

Xiao Yang felt the audience's emotions rise again.

He pulled his sunglasses, revealing two eyes staring at Xiao Xiao.

"What should I do? My legs are weak."

"How about you go hunting?"

"Puff~"

Xiao Yang's words startled the photographer behind him.

Although after the first episode of follow-up shooting, Xiao Yang's explosive behavior was familiar to him.

But letting the child go hunting, this brain circuit, this 00s father really came up with it!!

He whispered: "Not good. ”

“Xiaoxiao is only 7 years old, how can she hunt? It’s very dangerous.”

Xiao Yang pushed up his sunglasses again and lay down.

He said casually: “Why not? I saw on the Internet that such a young child can already set traps to hunt.”

He knew that the program team had searched the entire mountain and there were no wild animals.

There should be no danger, otherwise the program team would not be responsible.

Xiao Yang continued lazily: “Xiaoxiao, I believe you, you can do it.”

“Otherwise, I will teach you, the video is…”

Before Xiao Yang finished speaking.

Xiaoxiao interrupted him.

“I can!”

“I’ve seen it! "

After saying that, she took the shovel, swung her hands and strode away.

The photographer was so scared that he hurried to follow her, fearing that she would be in danger.

The director watched the video and immediately ordered two staff members to follow and protect Xiaoxiao.

The audience in the live broadcast room saw Xiaoxiao leaving alone, and they were all very anxious.

——"What is Xiao Yang doing? Why doesn't he get up to stop Xiaoxiao!"

——"The photographer is more worried than his father. Is this 00s father a real father?"

——"Fuck, if Xiaoxiao gets into trouble, I will ask the program team and Xiao Yang to be buried with Xiaoxiao! !"

——"Yes, if Xiaoxiao gets into trouble, I will ask the director and Xiao Yang to commit seppuku to apologize."

Director Wang:???

I was caught in the crossfire.

In fact, Xiao Yang really didn't think that Xiaoxiao would set any traps. Maybe she would just turn around and come back.