Bring your child to a variety show? Daughter: He is truly my living father!

Xiao Yang's calf was wrapped in several layers of gauze.

He walked out of the room limping like a bandaged and amputated mummy.

Director Wang was stunned.

He had just searched on Baidu on his phone.

Being sucked by leeches looks scary, but it's not that serious. The pain is just like a mosquito.

I thought Xiao Yang went back to the room to deal with it, so I sprayed alcohol to disinfect it. Who knew it would look like this.

Director Wang asked in confusion:

"Is it that serious?"

"Wouldn't it be hot to wrap it so tightly in the summer?"

Because we are harvesting early rice, it is now the middle of summer, the hottest time of the year.

Xiao Yang's outfit is indeed a bit unreasonable.

Xiao Yang raised his eyebrows, looked down at his calf, and his mouth twisted.

"What's the heat? It's better than amputation."

Director Wang's mouth twitched, and seeing Xiao Yang's expression and tone, he understood instantly.

Xiao Yang did this on purpose, and he was being rude again.

Director Wang said again: "We agreed that we can only have dinner if we help Uncle Zhang and the others with farm work. Isn't this bad for you?"

Xiao Yang picked up a piece of watermelon that the program team had just cut on the table and stuffed it into his mouth.

He handed another piece to Xiao Xiao and said with a smile:

"Xiao Xiao, eat more watermelon, we won't eat tonight."

"Compared to being hungry, your father's legs are more important, right?"

Yang Yang, Niu Niu and Chao Chao also sat at the table.

They were waiting for the program team to cut the watermelon and give it to their father in the field as soon as possible.

Yang Yang watched the watermelon that he had waited for so hard being eaten by Uncle Xiao Yang.

He immediately got upset, jumped up, pointed at Xiao Yang and yelled:

"Uncle Xiao Yang, you are lying!"

"Grandpa Zhang just told us that being bitten by a leech doesn't hurt at all, and it's not as serious as yours."

Chaochao stood beside Xiao Xiao and asked cautiously in a low voice:

"Xiao Xiao, is your dad trying to be lazy?"

Niuniu also stood there with her hands on her hips, her braids behind her head twitching with excitement.

She said fiercely: "Humph, people who lie can't have food."

Audience:

——"Hahaha, good job, kids."

——"Hey, this Xiao Yang, he was exposed by a few kids, he really has the nerve to not blush at all."

Xiao Yang was stunned.

I didn't expect that his tricks would be exposed by a few kids like this.

But he reacted quickly.

He smiled crookedly: "Uncle is not lying, don't forget, uncle is a doctor."

"Uncle's medical skills are very good. If you don't believe me, ask the director uncle, whether the disease will be cured after taking uncle's medicine?"

Director Wang, who just watched a few children pointing at Xiao Yang and scolding him, was still gloating and grinning.

When he heard Xiao Yang's words, he was immediately stunned, and he didn't even have time to retract his big teeth.

Yangyang, Niuniu, and Chaochao stopped talking after hearing this.

Yangyang and Chaochao knew that they were saved by Uncle Xiao last time they ate poisonous mushrooms.

But now, they looked at Xiao Yang, Director Wang, and then at Uncle Zhang next to them.

They didn't know what was going on.

Yangyang felt that what he had just said was a bit too much, so he simply took the cut watermelon on the table and ran to the field.

Chaochao and Niuniu followed behind him.

Xiaoxiao looked up at her father speechlessly, with a faint smug smile on his face.

She knew that Lao Deng was being lazy again.

At this time, she was close to Aunt Zhang and Uncle Zhang.

She heard Aunt Zhang sighing in Uncle Zhang's ear: "Hey~"

"This young man looked fine when he was carrying water in the morning. I thought he was good at farm work."

"Why is it like this in the afternoon?"

"It seems that young people from the city are still too delicate and can't do hard work like us."

"Old man, you still have other ways. The harvest can't be delayed. While the weather is good, you have to harvest it quickly."

Uncle Zhang nodded.

Xiaoxiao turned around and put on her straw hat and rain boots again.

She also put on gloves and a towel, and walked into the field with a small sickle.

Xiao Yang took a look, pulled Xiao Xiao and asked, "Where are you going?"

Xiao Xiao's pink face showed a trace of helplessness.

"Grandma said that there can't be two useless people in the family."

"Since you say you are a useless person, then you should be one."

"Puchi~"

"Hahaha..."

Not only the photographer laughed out loud.

The other staff around also laughed out loud.

Audience:

——"Hahaha, Xiao Xiao, well said."

——"No, what does Xiao Xiao mean by holding a sickle? Is she going to cut rice for Xiao Yang?"

——"No way, Xiaoxiao is only 7 years old. It's so hot. Adults can't stand being exposed to the sun while cutting rice. How can she stand it? She will get heat stroke."

Xiao Yang could feel that the emotional value was always +1, +1...

Although he wanted to stop Xiaoxiao, he saw that he only needed 10,000 emotional values.

He could accumulate to 200,000 and get the skills rewarded by the system.

He was just a little short.

He just let Xiaoxiao go.

After getting the skills, he could replace Xiaoxiao.

Although Uncle Zhang and Aunt Zhang tried to stop Xiaoxiao, saying that the little kid couldn't stand it.

But Xiaoxiao still insisted on cutting rice for her father.

As a strong little girl,

she couldn't eat for free,

and didn't want Yangyang, Niuniu, and Chaochao to laugh at her and her father.

Just when Xiaoxiao started cutting rice.

Director Wang glanced at Xiao Yang and said with disdain:

"Everyone is working, why don't you help?"

Xiao Yang took the guitar behind him and touched his red hair.

"I just saw this beautiful scenery and created a beautiful song."

"Director, do you want to V me 50 and listen?"

"Hehe, beautiful?"

Director Wang's voice rose, as if he didn't believe it at all.

In his memory,

Xiao Yang can only sing magical music like "Red Umbrella, White Pole" or "Bobo Chicken".

Even "Subject Three" is a magical adaptation, and has nothing to do with beauty.

At the same time, Xiao Yang's words were transmitted to the live broadcast room.

None of the audience believed that Xiao Yang could sing any beautiful songs.

But they still look forward to what kind of magical songs Xiao Yang can sing this time.

In the rice field.

Three fathers, after eating their children, sent watermelons.

Bend down again, bury your head, cut the rice one by one, sweating like rain.

Xiaoxiao, who was standing by, although not as fast as the adults, was also trying her best and swinging the sickle.

The sweat on her body soaked her clothes.

And in the corner of the camera.

Xiao Yang was slowly adjusting the tone of the guitar.

This strong contrast made the audience's emotional value towards Xiao Yang increase again.

At this time.

Xiao Yang heard the voice of the system.

[Congratulations to the host, you have obtained 200,000 points of the audience's emotional value of playing badly. ]

[You will get the mastery of agricultural vehicle driving skills rewarded by the system]

[The emotional value is eliminated to 0, please keep up the good work. ]

Here it comes~

As the system finished speaking.

Xiao Yang felt the various agricultural vehicle driving skills transmitted to his mind.

With the new skills rewarded by the system, Xiao Yang was happy.

A smile appeared on his face.

This pissed off the audience:

——"Fuck, Xiao Yang is going too far. He pretended to be sick and didn't work, but watched others work and laughed. How could he have any shame?"

——"Didn't you say you wanted to sing? After all this time, you didn't sing a word. I think there is no song at all."

——"I also think he is just looking for an excuse not to work."