Bring your child to a variety show? Daughter: He is truly my living father!

The audience was shocked to see Xiao Yang interested in a cemetery recruitment advertisement.

——"Fuck, try this? Isn't it Shishi?"

——"This can't be true? Bringing children to work in a cemetery? This is either a ghost movie or a science fiction movie?"

——"Program crew, can you take care of him?!"

Xiao Yang took out the program crew's mobile phone and dialed the number on the recruitment notice.

"Beep~"

After a few beeps, a cold voice sounded.

"Hello, this is Qinglongshan Funeral Co., Ltd."

Xiao Yang: "Hello, are you hiring? Where is the address?"

"..."

After understanding it clearly, Xiao Yang hung up the phone with a curled mouth.

He looked down at Xiaoxiao and asked:

"Do you still remember the Grandpa Li who ate the red umbrella and lay on the board last time?"

"The people there are the same as Grandpa Li, in the board."

"Are you afraid?"

Xiaoxiao thought for a while, then said.

"I've seen it on TV. What's there to be afraid of?"

Xiao Yang patted Xiao Xiao's head.

"She's worthy of being my daughter."

"Then let's go~"

But that kind of place is usually far away from the city, far away from the city.

Both his and Xiao Xiao's pockets were emptied by the program team.

I have to find someone to ask for some money for the trip.

Xiao Yang turned around and shouted:

"Photographer..."

The photographer behind him was talking on the phone, crying.

"Director, let me come back. I really can't shoot this group of father and daughter."

"They are really playing, I'm scared!"

"What? Don't do it if you can't go?"

"Director, I have old people and children to take care of, and I have a mortgage and car loan..."

"Will you give me three times the salary?"

"Okay, I'll do it!"

In the director's room.

Director Wang had a malicious smile on his face.

Funeral company?

Cemetery?

Such an interesting place must have a lot of traffic.

How many people are afraid and curious about such places?

Recently, similar parent-child live broadcast programs have emerged one after another, taking away some of his traffic.

Now such an interesting thing.

Xiao Yang doesn't care,

Xiao Xiao doesn't care,

Isn't he just waiting for the overwhelming traffic?

On the side of the road.

Xiao Yang smiled and stretched out a hand to the photographer.

The photographer predicted a wave first: "No money."

Xiao Yang laughed: "Who asked you to borrow money? I want you to invest."

Photographer: "Invest?"

Xiao Yang: "Investment, that is, you give us 200 yuan as travel expenses now. If I make money in this issue, I will give you dividends."

"How about it, is it a ten-thousand-dollar profit?"

The photographer thought for a while.

He didn't know what money he could make in the cemetery?

However, after following a few episodes, Xiao Yang did make money in every episode.

Forget it, give it a try, the bicycle becomes a motorcycle!

"OK~"

The photographer took out two Mao Zedong notes from his wig and handed them to Xiao Yang.

This is his private money that he has saved for a long time.

Audience:

——"Pu~Hahaha, investment, dividends, what do you want to share in that place? Ghost money?"

——"Photographer, investment is risky, you saved this little private money with great difficulty, and you were fooled by Xiao Yang so easily?"

With Xiao Yang, Xiao Xiao and the photographer, the three of them took a taxi to the cemetery.

The screen in the live broadcast room turned to the observation room.

At this time~

The four guests and the host Xiao Ai all had dull expressions and were shocked.

Professor Deng even opened his mouth, totally unable to believe that this was reality.

Xiao Ai didn't react for a long time and kept staring at the screen.

Waited until the director's voice came from the headset.

"Hello!"

"Hello!

"Host, what are you doing? ”

At this time, Xiao Ai hurriedly straightened her sitting posture, picked up the microphone in her hand, and said with an unnatural expression.

"From the live broadcast just now, the fathers and children of the four families have found jobs."

"Wei Cheng, long time no see, do you have anything to say about the performance of the four families just now?"

Wei Cheng's thoughts were still on Xiao Yang, and he didn't organize his words well.

"Uh... Uh..."

"The other three families have found jobs they are good at.

"Ding Li cooks well, and this job won't make Yang Yang hungry."

"Dai Chuan is very good at taking care of children."

"As for Li Yong, it seems that he has changed a lot in the past few episodes, and he has become more and more down-to-earth. This time he can actually take Chaochao into the factory to screw in screws. I am quite surprised."

"As for Xiao Yang, um... maybe he has a tough fate."

Audience:

——"Puchi, tough fate?? Is this something you can say?"——"Hahaha, Xiao Yang really embarrassed the guest, this is too difficult to explain."

"Fuck~"

Director Wang cursed in a low voice, but it was transmitted to the headset of the host Xiao Ai.

"Director, what are you talking about?"

Director Wang: "I told the guest to be careful with the words."

"Oh~"

Xiao Ai answered lightly and threw the topic to Xu Jiajia.

Xu Jiajia smiled lightly and said:

"I am more looking forward to the work of Xiao Yang and Xiao Xiao in the cemetery."

"To be honest, I am quite curious about this industry. People are born, grow old, get sick and die. I think this is the first normal industry. Everyone misinterprets it."

Xu Jiajia's words were recognized by many viewers who had experienced life and death.

——"That's right, there is nothing to be afraid of. Everyone will go through this in the end."

——"I have a relative who is also in the funeral industry. He is just an ordinary person, not as scary as everyone thinks."

Then, Professor Deng spoke.

"The other fathers all found normal jobs and got the fruits of their labor."

"Only Xiao Yang thinks about jobs with less work and more money every day.

It was too much to go to the funeral last time, and this time he even stayed in the cemetery for two days and two nights. So many things are not conducive to the growth of children."

Xu Jiajia looked disdainful: "Professor Deng, how can the cemetery be detrimental to the growth of children?"

Professor Deng said angrily: "Child, like the rising sun, let her see the dead every day, do you think it is good for her growth?"

At this time, Principal Shi also joined in: "Facing death too early will make children lose their vitality."

"Xiao Yang really shouldn't choose this job just to be lazy."

Professor Deng: "And if there is a deceased person who died in a bad way, wouldn't it scare Xiaoxiao?"

The words of Professor Deng and Principal Shi aroused the approval of most of the audience.

——"The two experts are right. Dead people are so scary. If the child is scared, it will be too late to regret."

——"Although I am not feudal and superstitious, I am really afraid of ghosts. Are they really not afraid?"

——"Does Xiaoxiao really know where they are going? Oh my God, I really want to bring Xiaoxiao back and protect her well, away from her father."

In the taxi.

Xiao Yang felt that the audience's emotional value was rising.

At this time, Xiaoxiao asked Xiao Yang seriously: "Dad, didn't you say you wanted to find a job with less work, more money, and close to home?"

"But the place we are going to doesn't seem to be close to home at all."

Xiao Yang shook his index finger: "Then you don't understand."

"The place we are going to is our home after death."

"Isn't this also close to home?"

Audience:

——"Puchi, Xiao Yang, there is nothing wrong with what you said, but it's a bit weird."

——"It turns out that being close to home can be understood in this way, hahaha, then do you want to buy a house there first??"