Bringing System to Great Tang
Vol 2 Chapter 2247: Vulgar show Gao Shangzhi
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Said it was four o'clock in the afternoon, when Li Longji had dinner, the party started immediately, only 15:20.
The host is not up to the time, can not say the original words, first say something else, temporarily arrange additional programs.
Ji Yizheng was invited over, and he was farther away, and it was always a better position.
The minor wounds on his body can eat nothing, that is, Li Yi came in time, otherwise the wounds will heal.
"There is a big dynasty meeting on the first day of the first month, or eat, brother Yi will participate?"
Li Longji cooked a slice of mutton and put it on Li Dan's plate.
Li Yi helped Li Dan, Doulu concubine, and the empress dowagers to scoop the dipping sauce: "Is it different from now?"
"It's not all courtiers now." Li Longji rinsed it again, and it was ready after a few rinses, and gave it to Li Yi.
Li Yi carried the plate with both hands: "Why do you have to be polite with your brother, third brother, I can take my family Wen Tian to eat together."
"You bring Xiaolan with you." Li Longji asked Li Yi to participate.
"Are you going to give me a reward?" Li Yi understood, there will be a reward tomorrow, can he get a pack of matches?
"I'll know at that time." Li Longji didn't say, he continued to cook meat for the officials and let the palace maids send them one slice.
The ministers stood up to pick up the piece of mutton, unlike Li Yi, just set the plate.
The team members and the four Zaifu were given, and the last piece was given to Guo Ziyi.
Guo Ziyi accepted it with one knee, and stood still after eating, and found that it was even more slanderous, so it's better not to eat.
Queen Wang washed herself: "The next thirty children will definitely be more lively than this year. Dudu will be one year older tonight."
With both sons and daughters, she feels that she has hope in this life, and then she will regenerate, so she will grow up slowly and not in a hurry.
Xiaolan, who was next to her, helped herself and Princess Yongmu to cook the meat without making a sound. Today, she was allowed to sit down.
One is that she is good at taking care of Princess Yongmu, and the other is because of Li Yi's face.
Li Yi is busier this year than the previous two years. He went overseas to get seeds, and he was in charge of national affairs. Everywhere has his will.
Zanpu from Tubo went to the Tang Dynasty, and then the Turks ran to Xiaohai, where the Xi and Qidan returned to their hearts, and Bohai brought people back.
In addition, Su Lu is currently in a state of desperation, and the white clothes dare not make an inch.
It is not an exaggeration to say that he has supported the Tang Dynasty alone. His wife is expensive by his husband, and his husband is too powerful, even if he is not his wife.
It is not that Xiaolan has no power at all, she holds a group of people in her hands, Princess Yongmu's female guard.
"Shoes shine, shoeshine for free!" A sketch appeared on the screen and a stereo appeared at the same time.
"No money?" A person walked over.
"Shoe shine? You are willing to pay, I can't let it go."
"Ship, it's the New Year, and the leather shoes should be bright."
"Okay, left foot and right foot are fine too. See me rubbing it for you. The main thing is rubbing it. Put on shoe polish. The more rubbing it gets, the brighter it gets. Isn't it bright?"
"Bright, not bad, good craftsmanship."
"Yes! Alright, let's go!"
"The other one hasn't been wiped yet."
"Shoes are paid for, or not?"
The camera zoomed in, and the man had shiny leather shoes on one foot and gray and gray on the other, his expression tangled.
The shoe shiner stretched out his finger and gestured there, squinting at him.
Someone laughed low and laughed loudly.
"Are you selling shoe polish? See you put a pile of shoe polish here, buy shoe polish to polish it?"
"Wrong, shoe polish is not sold. I polish it for free. I sell matches." The shoe polisher took out a large pack of matches.
"Does shoe shine and match sales have anything in common?"
"It's all wiping, wiping matches is wiping, and wiping shoes is also wiping."
"Do I have to say to draw a match? You draw me a leather shoe, I see... Hey! Are you really drawing a match?"
The person wearing leather shoes hid back, and the shoe polisher took out a knife: "Should it be wiped or scratched?"
"Wipe, how do you sell matches?"
"Try it for free, no money."
"Why do I shiver when you say it's free?"
"It's really free to try. Wipe it, come on, take out a match, wipe it, you call a pestle, and you have a grudge against the matchbox? Come on, you call something, embroider? You and your wife are also a little bit. Yes? All of a sudden...what are you staring at?"
"I think you despise me because I have no daughter-in-law."
"Then you have to wipe it, so that sparks can be produced. Everyone is right."
The shoe shiner drew out the match continuously and struck, moving naturally and smoothly.
A nursery followed and shouted: "Yes~~ First, you can get a spark before you can continue to insert."
"Vulgar." Song Jing suddenly said two words. He thought it was not funny at all. How did the people at Liyuan rehearse these programs?
"The people just like it. You can teach the people how to draw a match. If you don't draw a match, you will destroy a match. You have to promote the match and make people laugh. You can only use this method."
Li Yi was not angry, so he explained.
This kind of show couldn't pass the trial at his Spring Festival Gala at that time, because there were many people like Song Jing.
Song Jing also has a lot of women. He can do it, but he can't let men without women say that, which is vulgar and indecent.
"Hasn't it been explained in the newspaper?"
Song Jing still couldn't accept it, but it was a pity that his words didn't work.
"I wrote about the clutch and shift of gears in the newspaper, and then gave you a steam locomotive with gears. Can you control it?"
Li Yi is welcome, I have already told you about it to the people~www.wuxiaspot.com~ If it is possible, what do I want the teacher to do in general? Why am I still practicing with death row prisoners?
Pause for a moment~www.wuxiaspot.com~ He copied one: "The ancients have no stubborn knowledge, and the young and the strong are the only ones who are old. The paper is too shallow, and I absolutely know that this matter must be practiced."
Song Jing stopped speaking, lowered his head and ate the hot pot. Anyway, he said that he can't ask himself to join the group for the Chinese New Year.
The people who watched the show outside laughed. They like this kind of joke.
Feel the pocket by the way, take out a match and have a look.
The common people basically have a box in their hands, and they usually carry it in their pockets in case of emergencies.
The matches they bought weren't a big bag for one money, they were bought in boxes.
A big pack of ten boxes, one box of fifty matches.
Normally a box is a dime, and when they buy it, they need a dime to a dime.
To transport them far away, a match costs a penny, and they buy two or three for a penny.
It can't be cheaper, unless they go to the match factory to buy in large quantities.
With the match carried on the body, the people are inexplicably emboldened, and they are not afraid that there will be no fire.
The match seller pays tax, thirty-one tax.
Selling a box can earn more than two cents or four cents, but the purchase is large, and they hold down the goods. Matches are not so well preserved. They are afraid of humidity and cannot be sold at that time.
Children are not allowed to touch matches, unless they have a stove to cook in their homes, and put them in a box next to them. When the children are cooking, they can use it when there is no fire.
This year, the children in Luoyang Palace have more toys, small firecrackers, which are small grass whips, which are very small. They can be taken apart and burned with wood to burn the charcoal in front of them, or they may smell of grass.
This small grass whip has little power, and it explodes when caught in the hand, at most it is just a little swelling of the hand.
If you pinch it with your fingernails and don't have time to throw it out, your hair will be numb.
They were given such small whips, and they didn't dare to smash them. (To be continued)
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