Bro, you are a policeman, not a thug.

Beijing.

The moonlight is bright and the stars are twinkling.

At the airport at night, the lights on the runway wind like a long queue.

It illuminates the way forward for travelers and adds a bit of peace of mind.

Xiao Mu and Ye Wu walked to the airport parking lot and got into the car they came from.

"Aren't you even angry?"

Xiao Mu, smoking a cigarette, looked out the car window at the early spring night.

He was asking about Ye Wu being treated as a tool.

"Don't speak so sarcastically, why are you angry?"

Ye Wu laughed happily, and said with a smile, "I caught the dandelion, I got the credit, I got the bonus, and I added to my resume. I feel so happy."

Xiao Mu was somewhat surprised by the brother's free and easy attitude.

Is Ye Wu a fool?

A fool cannot become a deputy.

Sometimes things like IQ also need to be divided into fields.

"I think I was the one who made the meritorious service. What does your proud expression mean?"

Xiao Mu teased with a smile.

"Ah this..."

Ye Wu coughed awkwardly and smiled awkwardly but politely, "We are brothers, isn't what's yours mine?"

"Oh."

Xiao Mu sneered, his expression seemed to say: You are thinking shit!

Unexpectedly, Ye Wu also chuckled twice and glanced sideways at his little brother, "Have you forgotten who I am?"

This guy looked like an old troublemaker at first glance... Xiao Mu couldn't laugh or cry, "Yes, yes, I was wrong, uncle!"

He really knows how to use his status to oppress others.

Xiao Mu was crying silently in his heart, and it also made him see clearly the differences in the world.

"Come on, call me brother and let me hear you."

Ye Wu became proud.

"Where did you get the courage?"

Xiao Mu narrowed his eyes, "Want to spar?"

"Fuck."

Ye Wu was instantly frightened, "Don't do this."

"No, don't you even have a bottom line?"

Xiao Mu was amused by his uncle.

"Bottom line?"

Ye Wu said seriously, "When necessary, we should use the bottom line flexibly!"

Xiao Mu:......

Brother, you are a deputy minister after all.

This will lower the quality of our department!

"What are you looking for?"

Ye Wu was wondering why the little brother lowered his head.

"Look for your moral integrity!" Xiao Mu said in a heavy tone.

Ye Wu:......

Just wait for this piece of shit.

But thinking that I still had something to ask of my little brother, I changed my face again and asked with a smile, "What about that..."

"Don't ask, I loved you." Xiao Mu replied instantly.

Ye Wu: (￣ω￣;)

Who asked you this?

"I want to ask..."

Ye Wu's face turned serious, "Do you think I'm handsome?"

"..."

Xiao Mu was dumbfounded and was confused for a long time, "Brother, how do you have the nerve to ask such a question?"

"Depend on!"

Ye Wu became angry and glared at him, "Although I'm not as good as you, I still look great, right?"

"I just like your shameless confidence."

Xiao Mu joked: "Could it be that you had a quarrel with Sister Li?"

"That's not true."

Ye Wu was stubborn, "It's just that she is more traditional."

"Actually, you shouldn't rush to coax your girlfriend. You have to be eloquent and use your mouth to coax her."

Xiao Mu's eyes suddenly became gossipy, "By the way, let's talk about a traditional method first?"

"I kissed her once on the street and..."

Ye Wu frowned and raised his chin like a domineering president, "She threw me over the shoulder."

"Pfft, haha..."

Xiao Mu almost laughed into an emoticon, "No, you, a grown-up man, was thrown over your shoulder by a woman?"

"She's a security guard, right?"

Ye Wu stared and cried again, "I can't beat her!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Xiao Mu laughed so hard that he almost slapped the floor.

"Stop laughing."

Ye Wu wanted to spit in his face, "Help me."

"I'm only 19 years old, and Brother Qiu is the only woman in my life."

Xiao Mu rolled his eyes, "How do you want me to help?"

"You are obviously too lazy to care."

Ye Wu pouted.

"Okay, okay, let me teach you a trick." Xiao Mu was tired.

"Talk about it." Ye Wu immediately became energetic.

"This trick is..."

Xiao Mu said word by word, "Be good to her."

Ye Wu:? ? ?

"It means, do you know what it feels like in a woman's mouth?"

Xiao Mu asked seriously.

"Feel."

Ye Wu parked the car on the side of the road and looked at his little brother strangely.

"Do you look like you want to drive?"

Xiao Mu laughed and scolded, "I'm not asking you about how you feel about having sex, I'm specifically asking about your feelings as a woman."

"Emotional feelings?"

Ye Wu was confused this time, "Then what is it?"

"It means that when a person likes another person, the dopamine secreted is only for four months, which means that liking a person can only last for four months. To put it crudely, it is the so-called April passion."

Xiao Mu patted his brother on the shoulder, "After this period of time, it's not impulse, passion, or liking, but a real desire to be together, which is also the so-called love."

"So, don't think about any fancy tricks every day. Sister Li really likes you, otherwise she would have run away long ago."

"Since she didn't run away, she decided to be with you."

Xiao Mu smiled and said: "The only thing you have to do now is to always be good to Sister Li and do your best to be good to her!"

"Is that so?" Ye Wu was at a loss again.

The younger brother's words obviously broke his brain.

It's possible that the CPU was burned out.

Bullshit, I'm just fooling you... Xiao Mu said happily: "Nonsense, we are brothers, I can fool anyone but you, good brother, for life!"

This brother doesn't even realize the seriousness of the problem.

When he gets married, he falls into the pit.

Only then will he understand the pain of "a married man caught in the cracks".

Brother, have a good journey.

You can trust me with your domestic account!

"Thank you."

Ye Wu patted his little brother on the shoulder, "When Li Fang becomes your sister-in-law in the future, I promise to give you a big red envelope."

"Forget about the red envelope."

Xiao Mu smirked, "If you don't mind, you can open a video for me when you and Sister Li are in the bridal chamber... Don't get me wrong, I mainly want to learn the skills."

"Get lost."

Ye Wu laughed and cursed, punching him, "How can you watch my bravery? You are blinded by your desire."

Catching his brother's fist, Xiao Mu also laughed.

Although it is the nature of most people to pretend to be cool.

But the brother-in-law is really good at pretending!

Ye Wu, who was almost fooled, sent his little brother home.

When he saw Li Fang, he stuck to her like a fool.

What he got in return was a big roll of the eyes.

But the look in Li Fang's eyes when she looked at Ye Wu was really moist.

The silk from her eyes can be used to knit sweaters.

Just like a neighbor sister looking at her silly brother.

Xiao Mu smiled and shook his head, then walked into the yard.

Someone, kill them all with a knife.

Bury one in Africa, and one in the North Pole!