Bro, you are a policeman, not a thug.
Chapter 389: Life is as thin as paper and should be criticized
In the golden autumn of September, the autumn breeze brings coolness.
The police academy ushered in a new semester...
In a small restaurant outside the school, six young people were laughing, toasting, and drinking soda.
Xiao Mu finally became a good student again and picked up his lost youth.
"Lao Liu, I discovered something magical."
As the head of the dormitory, the boss said seriously, "Your kid missed four-fifths of his classes this semester. Not only was he not expelled, but he didn't even fail. Can you explain to the brothers why this is happening?"
"Ah this..."
Xiao Mu rolled his eyes with a serious expression, "To be honest, I actually have a very special identity, but for the sake of the peace of the earth and the future of the motherland, I can't say it!"
Everyone...
Lao Liu is playing tricks on us, right? He must be thinking we are idiots, right?
"Fuck him!" Lao Wu raised his hand.
Five young people rushed up and started laughing with Xiao Mu.
There was a fight.
"Nothing happened to me during this time, right?"
Xiao Mu asked his roommates curiously while Kuku was cooking.
"What else can happen?"
The big-mouthed second guy started to say, "It's the boss..."
Before he finished speaking, he was kicked by the third child.
Huh?
Xiao Mu's gossip fire suddenly started burning brightly.
Everyone on earth can guess that if something happens in the police academy, most of the time it will only be related to three things.
1 study, 2 training, 2 girls.
Just look at the look on the boss's face as he ate shit, and you know it has something to do with the girl.
"Isn't the boss going to be a dog licker?" Xiao Mu joked.
Everyone was stunned.
"Isn't it?"
Xiao Mu was shocked, "I was just talking about it, and I actually got hit?"
The boss lowered his head.
Everyone's eyes also changed.
It was because I wanted to smile with a hint of heartache.
Then everyone started talking about the boss's story.
On a dark and stormy night, he actually hooked up with his junior schoolmate.
This senior, who was originally a junior, was working as an intern.
The senior sister contacted the internship unit on her own, and it happened to be a criminal police unit near her boss's home.
During the holidays, the boss would lick, ah, no, chase.
I chased him for half a month.
The boss, this licking dog, actually became a regular person and licked it!
Everyone was shocked at that time.
Because that senior sister is very beautiful, a school beauty, and of course not the kind from the domestic area.
The boss also felt like he was in a dream.
After confirming it is correct.
The boss not only cleared his browser and hard drive, he also became energetic and also dressed up.
Then I got along with the goddess senior sister for half a month, and I felt exhausted again.
We broke up when school started!
"Why?"
Xiao Mu looked at the old man and laughed and asked, "Can't mountain pigs eat fine chaff?"
"roll!"
The boss laughed and scolded, "It's because I think the senior sister is too beautiful, and I always feel uneasy."
This sentence silenced all those who had a partner and those who didn't.
Is it fresh?
Some people actually break up with their girlfriends because they are too beautiful.
Learned a lot!
"Holy shit, boss, are you a dog?"
The second child looked sad and angry, "Can you understand how we singles feel?"
"Come on, you are sour."
The fourth child joked, "You look like a lemon now, just like Cai Xukun."
Everyone laughed for a while and looked at the boss again.
"What the hell is going on."
Xiao Mu asked seriously.
"Maybe I just figured it out recently."
The boss sighed, "Compared to getting along day and night, I probably prefer the feeling of being elusive and out of reach."
"Depend on!"
Everyone, including Xiao Mu, gave the boss a middle finger.
Sure enough, it is true to the saying that what you can't get is always the best.
The goddess was supposed to be in heaven.
It won’t be beautiful when you come down to earth!
"Boss, you've even passed this step. It would be a pity not to be the King of the Sea."
Xiao Mu teased with a smile.
"How do you say this?" Lao San asked.
Everyone was also curious.
"because……"
Xiao Mu said with a smile, "If you are born like an ant, you should have the ambition of being a sea king, and if your life is as thin as paper, you should have the heart of a color critic!"
"Holy shit."
The friends all raised their thumbs and said, "Mr. Gentleman!"
After everyone had eaten and everyone else had left, Xiao Mu called the boss to stop.
"Stop pretending."
Xiao Mu and his boss were sitting on a bench by the roadside, smoking a cigarette and asking, "What's going on?"
We had known each other for six years in the previous life, and he knew the boss's personality very well.
I can guarantee that one sentence will definitely be correct.
And you can see that the boss is forcing a smile while eating.
In front of my titanium alloy eyes that have read countless films... no, solved countless crimes.
You have nowhere to hide!
"..."
The boss's expression changed and he glanced at Xiao Mu, "What did you see?"
"Is it nice to have the reputation of being a scumbag?"
Xiao Mu frowned, "What happened?"
"Nothing."
The boss is still pretending, "I am destined to be a man who conquers the stars and the sea, and I cannot let women slow me down."
Xiao Mu...
What a maverick young man.
Are you drifting away, or am I unable to hold the knife?
Are you fooling me from here?
Realizing that Xiao Mu was looking directly at him, the boss couldn't pretend anymore and lowered his head, "It was my senior who broke up with me."
Xiao Mu was surprised.
"It's not because I don't like it anymore."
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The boss hugged his head with a painful expression, "She wants to be a drug enforcement police!"
Xiao Mu's heart was shocked.
What is the most dangerous profession in Longguo?
Drug enforcement police.
Because the death rate of drug enforcement police is 49 times that of other police types.
The injury rate is 10 times higher than other police types? As much!
Xiao Mu has already imagined why the senior sister broke up with the boss.
In his previous life, he knew that many drug enforcement police did not get married or find partners.
As for why, needless to say, many people also understand.
So the senior sister broke up with the boss and handed herself over to the police force!
"Sixth brother, do you think there is still a chance of saving me?"
The boss whispered in pain.
"No hope, wait to die."
Xiao Mu smiled and smoked.
"Damn, don't you know how to comfort me?"
The boss rolled his eyes at Xiao Mu.
"Ask a few questions." Xiao Mu asked with a smile.
"Go on." The boss came to spirits.
Knowing that Lao Liu has the most tricks.
"Do you still like the senior sister?"
Xiao Mu looked at the boss.
"Nonsense." The boss curled his lips.
"Does the senior sister like you?"
Xiao Mu asked another nonsense question.
The boss was too lazy to answer.
Xiao Mu stood up, patted the boss on the shoulder, and left.
The boss was stunned.
He stared at Xiao Mu's back in a daze.
Suddenly, his eyes lit up.
He knew what to do!
...
Xiao Mu walked calmly on the road with a sunny smile on his face.
Many things have changed in this life.
For example.
In the previous life, the senior sister never appeared beside the boss.
But the boss sacrificed himself.
Maybe the boss would not die without his help in this life.
A thought flashed through Xiao Mu's mind, which was a lyric.
We are still the same boy as before.
There is no change at all!
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