Bro, you are a policeman, not a thug.

Unconsciously, a month has passed quietly.

Time is like a flying arrow, disappearing in the blink of an eye.

The night of November is slightly cool.

The living room of the courtyard is so warm and cozy.

Ye Qiu's pregnant belly has grown again.

She has a little more mature charm, and her face is more gentle and moving.

At this time, she is looking at Xiao Mu, who is sitting on a small bench and washing her feet with her eyes full of tenderness and happiness.

"If you don't treat Brother Qiu as well as you do now."

Ye Qiu hummed, "Brother Qiu will run away from home with the baby."

"Don't worry, will I continue to treat Brother Qiu so well in the future?"

Xiao Mu played with the pair of crystal feet with ten toes.

"Then Brother Qiu will always be good to you."

Ye Qiu's face was bright, her eyes were sparkling, and she rubbed the stinky dog's head.

"I have good character." Xiao Mu patted his chest and promised.

"Really?"

Ye Qiu's voice was sweet and charming, "If you have 10,000 yuan of pocket money in the future, are you willing to give it to Brother Qiu?"

"Are you asking a deadly question again?"

Xiao Mu was tired, "Don't mention 10,000 yuan of pocket money, I will give it to Brother Qiu even if it's 100,000, 1 million, 10 million, or 100 million. Brother Qiu just needs to leave me 100 yuan of pocket money. I have nowhere to spend more."

"Stinky Bao is so nice."

Ye Qiu smiled foolishly, narrowed her eyes, and asked in a coquettish voice like a little goblin: "What if you have 1,650 yuan?"

"Then I'll give it to you too...eh?"

Xiao Mu was stunned.

The moment he heard the number '1,650'.

Not only did his mentality collapse, he felt like the sky was falling.

"No, Brother Qiu, did you look through my pants?"

Jumping up, Xiao Mu threw himself into the arms of the giggling Brother Qiu, "Give it to me, give it to me, I only have so much, Brother Qiu, you can't take it all."

"Haha..."

Ye Qiuli laughed while holding the stinky baby in her arms, "Didn't you say that you would give all the money to Brother Qiu, and only leave you a hundred yuan?"

"No, I only have so much private money."

Xiao Mu kept pushing in her arms, crying and making a scene, "Brother Qiu, give it to me, give it to me~"

"The great hero of the country not only hides his private money, but also acts like a spoiled child in Brother Qiu's arms and plays tricks."

Ye Qiuli was amused, angry, and helplessly held his face and teased, "Is it embarrassing?"

"Face is something outside of the body, you can have it or not"

Xiao Mu wanted to cry but had no tears, "Money is a necessary thing, I have to have it."

"Then do you have no other dreams besides money?"

Ye Qiuli kissed his forehead.

"I still have dreams, for example..."

Xiao Mu said seriously, "I won't shock the world with my flirtatiousness, but I will move the world with my lewdness."

Ye Qiuling:...

You are almost flirting, and you are still flirting?

"Can't you have some faith?"

Ye Qiuling pinched his ear and said coquettishly.

"Does narcissism count as faith?" Xiao Mu said righteously.

"Don't be so shameless."

Ye Qiuling squinted her charming eyes, "Have you ever thought about having another woman besides Brother Qiu?"

"I also want to fall."

Xiao Mu sighed, "Unfortunately, poverty is like a talisman paper, suppressing all my evil thoughts."

"Humph, you only know how to deceive Brother Qiu."

Ye Qiuling didn't believe it, pinched his cheek, "How much money do you want now?"

This is not a joke.

Xiao Mu's missions abroad.

If he wanted money, hundreds of millions, billions, tens of billions, he could get it if he said so.

But now at his level, money has no meaning.

But that 1650 is different.

That is a man's pleasure, it is his lifeblood, married men understand!

"I don't care, I want my 1650."

Xiao Mu buried his face in Brother Qiu's arms again, like a baby, "Brother Qiu, give it back to me."

"You can give it to me if you want."

Ye Qiu asked with a smile, "Then can you not stay in bed in the future?"

"Sleeping in is the minimum respect for the holiday."

Xiao Mu rolled his eyes, "We have been civilized people with high quality since we were young, we can't be impolite."

Ye Qiu:...

I am completely convinced, why does he have so many dirty words.

"Then I will give you a chance."

Ye Qiu coaxed the rebellious son in her arms, grinning, "If you want to tell an interesting, fun, and suspenseful little story between men and women, Brother Qiu will give you the 1650 back."

"Ah this..." Xiao Mu started to think.

Interesting, fun, suspenseful, men and women?

Suddenly, his eyes lit up, "Yes."

"Really?"

Ye Qiuling was surprised and angry, "Tell me quickly."

"One day, a college student was sitting in the library and saw a pure and lovely girl, and then fell in love at first sight."

Xiao Mu's mouth curled, "The college student secretly observed for several days, and finally mustered up the courage, found the right time, and planned to confess to the girl."

"As a result, a handsome boy suddenly came at this time. The boy said that he had been secretly observing the college student for several days. Asked if he could give him a chance and compete fairly."

"The college student thought, I want to compete with me fairly, who is afraid of who, don't think that you are handsome and I will be afraid of you, come on, draw your sword."

"And he also told the boy that he had a deal, whoever pursues the girl first, the other person kneels down to apologize."

"But the handsome boy suddenly became confused, blushed, said he was gay, and said he liked the college student instead of the girl."

"The college student was confused and blushed instantly, and yelled at the handsome boy, "Are you sick? You can like anyone, but why do you have to like me? Do I look so much like a man?"

"Then the handsome boy looked as if the sky had fallen, staring at the college student in front of him in amazement... girl?"

"The most exciting part comes now .”

“The innocent and lovely girl who was loved by the college student at first sight and wanted to confess her love turned her head and glanced at them, smiled contemptuously, ignored them, and walked into the men's restroom as if nothing had happened.”

“Both the college student and the handsome boy looked as if they had seen a ghost. They were petrified on the spot as if struck by lightning, and stood there in a daze!”

Xiao Mu smiled and said to Brother Qiu, “How is it? Interesting, fun, suspenseful, men and women, and exciting, right?”

Yes, very exciting.

Ye Qiu was stunned by what she heard, and her CPU was about to burn out.

My mother, my grandmother, my brain has turned into a small date.

No, what is going on here?

“Are you stunned?”

Xiao Mu laughed, “Is your head buzzing?”

And the situation of this story is.

The protagonist is a girl, looks like a boy, and likes girls.

The boy is a boy, likes boys, and thinks the protagonist is a boy.

The innocent and lovely girl turned out to be a boy and entered the men's restroom!

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