Bro, you are a policeman, not a thug.

The autumn breeze was blowing outside the window, and the bedroom was filled with a faint warmth.

Lying softly on the bed.

Xiao Mu hugged Brother Qiu with one hand and held a tablet with the other.

A bloody love drama was playing on the tablet.

After watching it for ten minutes, Xiao Mu felt that his eyes were blind.

He was really blind, you know?

For example, the heroine's explosive lines: I have nothing except being beautiful, having a good figure, and being rich, and I feel that life has no meaning.

The hero's lines are even more meow-cool: In fact, I am the same. Apart from strong work ability, a good family background, and having a company of my own, I have nothing else.

The heroine: So you also understand this feeling?

The hero: Yes, I often feel inferior because of this.

God, inferiority... Xiao Mu almost went crazy when he saw this.

No, do the hero and heroine think they are always humorous?

What kind of god-like screenwriter can come up with such eye-catching lines and plots?

Is this the scary thing?

No, the scary thing is that Brother Qiu actually likes to watch it.

Or do all girls like to watch this kind of drama?

Xiao Mu took out his mobile phone tiredly.

After so many days of missions, I have to report to my parents that I am safe.

Ye Qiuling in his arms was waiting to watch the show with a smile.

Every time Choubao chats with his family, he is happy, and she also likes to watch it...

Family group dialog box.

Xiao Mu: Calling father and mother, I have come to see you and pay my respects.

For a long while.

Just when Xiao Mu thought that his parents were busy.

Xiao Guodong: Oh, isn't this my long-lost son? How come he just got out of prison?

Xiao Mu: ...

No, when did Dad become so naughty?

Xiao Mu: Father and son, don't be like this, Dad, there is something, please help me think of a solution.

Xiao Guodong: I can't do anything about money, go to your mother.

Xiao Mu: It's not about money, I have a stronger addiction to smoking recently, now I smoke a pack a day.

Xiao Guodong: One pack a day is also called a heavy smoker? What about your health care?

Xiao Mu: ...

He finally understands why some people say: two different people can sleep in the same bed.

Dad has been successfully led astray by mom!

Xiao Mu: Dad, how many cigarettes do you smoke recently?

Xiao Guodong: I quit and don’t buy cigarettes anymore. I smoke when others give me cigarettes, and ask for them when others don’t.

Xiao Mu: ... Have you successfully helped everyone around you quit smoking?

Xiao Guodong: So what? I’m helping others. Anyway, I don’t have money.

Xiao Mu: Dad, don’t you think this is a bitch?

Xiao Guodong: Speak politely to me, I’ll beat you.

Xiao Mu: We are father and son, father and son, why do you seem to have a grudge against me?

Xiao Guodong: Mainly because I’m afraid you’ll ask for money.

Xiao Mu: ? ? ?

Xiao Guodong: What’s the point of asking, I’m pretending to be unfamiliar with you, so I can pretend not to see your message.

Xiao Mu: I really... forget it, I'll feel sorry for myself first, Dad, are you really not afraid of me eating dirt?

Xiao Guodong: Eating dirt is good, it contains rich minerals, eat more.

Xiao Mu: Dad, why don't we, father and son, forget each other.

Xiao Guodong: Okay, don't act pitiful, your dad and I have a private... ah no, pocket money is not much, how much do you want?

Xiao Mu: Father, do you think five hundred is okay?

Xiao Guodong: Are you fucking robbing? Five hundred is enough to file a case.

Xiao Mu: ...

Xiao Guodong: How about we toss a coin.

Xiao Mu: Okay, then I choose the front or the back.

Xiao Guodong: No need to choose, I'll give you money if the coin is broken.

Xiao Mu: ... Dad, you forced me to do this.

Xiao Guodong: What's the matter, the little rabbit wants to rebel, I will never give money.

Xiao Mu: I remember there is a set of Journey to the West on our bookshelf, Volume 3, Page 22, Dad, please read it carefully.

Xiao Guodong: Son, you don’t know how much Dad misses you recently, 500 yuan, right? No problem, I’ll transfer it to you right away.

Xiao Mu: (〃￣︶￣)ㄏ

Xiao Guodong: ㄟ(￣︶￣〃)

The father and son reached a consensus by force.

Suddenly.

Liu Yunying: Did you two forget one thing, this is a family group, and I can see it too?

Xiao Mu: ...

Xiao Guodong: ...

...

Xiao Mu quickly closed WeChat.

He succeeded in cheating his father, so happy!

"You're so bad."

Ye Qiuli bit his neck and couldn't stop laughing, "You're cheating your dad."

"So what?"

Xiao Mu smiled proudly, "My dad cheated me a lot when I was a kid."

"I still remember when I was a kid, I was playing on the sofa, my dad was eating melon seeds, and my mom was sweeping the floor."

"As a result, my dad accidentally kicked over the trash can containing melon seed shells, and before I could react, he picked me up and put me next to the trash can."

"He even scolded me with a serious face and said: Look at you, you only know how to be naughty, don't you know your mom is sweeping the floor?"

"I was dumbfounded at the time, and before I could come to my senses, my mom rushed over and beat my butt so hard that I screamed."

"Just when I was about to expose that it was my dad who did it, I found that my dad took out ten yuan from his clothes pocket, and then..."

"What happened then?" Ye Qiuli asked with a smile.

"I silently took it all!"

Xiao Mu covered his face with shame.

"Haha..."

Ye Qiuli almost died of laughter, hugging Choubao and sobbing.

"What a joke."

Xiao Mu held Brother Qiu in his arms and patted her little buttocks gently, "You wait until the baby is born and see if I beat you or not."

"I'll beat you to death."

Ye Qiugao pursed his lips, and Jiao Didi gave him a pink punch, "You want your mother-in-law to hit you."

"You know how to threaten me with my mother."

Xiao Mu rolled his eyes, "Don't call me a parent if you have the ability."

"Just call."

Ye Qiumao's eyebrows were raised and he twisted his little butt in triumph.

Why don't you go to heaven... Xiao Mu smiled mischievously, "Believe it or not, I will start selecting the concubine right away. She must have three palaces and six courtyards."

"How dare you." Ye Qiu said angrily.

"I clearly don't dare."

Xiao Mu threatened her, "But I can come secretly. Just ask my beloved concubine if she is afraid?"

"this……"

Ye Qiucao was afraid, and immediately surrendered with a groan, hugging his neck and acting coquettishly, "Your Majesty, I and my concubines are all braggarts. I will never dare to bully the Emperor again, okay?"

"Okay, okay, stop acting like a baby, I understand."

Xiao Mu's bones were ten pounds lighter and he was numb.

"Ha ha……"

Ye Qiu'an was proud, knowing best what tricks he was following, and asked with a smile, "Shou Bao, if one day you and your adopted sons traveled to ancient times together, and you became emperor, how would you treat them?"

"If I become emperor, then good brothers must be inseparable."

Xiao Mu rolled his eyes, "For example, the boss was called Xiaopeng before. I must give him a new name, Xiaopeng."

Ye Qiumao: (⊙_⊙)

What's the meaning?

"It turns out he is the Peng of Dapeng."

Xiao Mu smiled mischievously, "I will give you a friend without a bird."

Ye Qiuguan:......

How bad is the smelly baby?

But why can't I hold back my laughter? Help!