Broken game console, I really didn’t want to cheat on my marriage

What are you looking at? Don't think that because you are my disciple, I won't beat you.

Now, my body is not like a pineapple. I clean my house and stuff, one punch at a time.

"Don't be too nervous~"

Just when Li Sushang was high in fighting spirit, someone suddenly patted her on the shoulder and comforted her not to be too nervous.

She looked back speechlessly and saw a blond girl who was also a team member and her name seemed to be Susana.

Well, Susana was the one that Sister Tazi came to make up the numbers. After all, the other members of the Immortal Blade are really not as reliable as the other party. In addition, Rita also found Lewis, who is known as the True Valkyrie, to form the real meaning. The strongest Valkyrie team on the planet.

Susanna knew everyone present, except for the big plum Li Suchang who was thawed out yesterday. Despite her appearance, excluding the time she was frozen, she was actually only fifteen years old, 1.5 meters tall and weighed 45 kilograms. That is to say, she is a little taller than Xi'er and Theresa, and she is just a big loli.

As a newcomer, Susanna was not assigned to participate in such an important operation. She found that everyone present was a big boss. Even Lewis was a famous Valkyrie. You must know that the other party had participated in the second Honkai War, and his qualifications were comparable to Theresa's. Compare.

Susana became nervous when she saw the only "newcomer Valkyrie" Li Sushang who she didn't know and looked like she was not yet an adult. She wanted to strike up a conversation and talk to the other person. How could the newcomer be under the watchful eye of the big guys if she didn't stick together? Trembling and shaking.

"Um--"

Li Sushang looked at the familiar Susana and didn't know what to say for a while. After all, her cognition was still the same as the heroine five hundred years ago.

"I am the B-level Valkyrie Susana, the new recruit of the Immortal Blade——"

Since Sister Tazi found the other party to make up the numbers, she naturally attracted the other party to join the Immortal Blade, which is regarded as a well-known one.

"You should also be the other branch Valkyrie summoned by Lady Rita."

"Actually, there's no need to be too nervous. With Master Youlandel here, it will definitely be fine."

Li Sushang: "..."

The other party...is he introducing himself to me and making friends?

According to Otto, I should be the S-class Valkyrie of Destiny, but how should I put it?

Although there is an automatic translation function in the virtual space, Li Sushang still has not adjusted the difference between ancient and modern terms. However, she is actually a girl, and she is naturally happy if someone comes to make friends.

So I just kept nodding and saying ‘hmm’, listening to Susana’s advice and popular science.

Sister Tazi on the side saw this situation and didn't know whether to interrupt, but it seemed too late to interrupt at this time, and wasn't this very interesting?

When Susana, a newcomer who has been a trainee for two and a half years, discovers that Li Sushang is actually the legendary third active S-class Valkyrie, she will definitely have an interesting look on her face.

Sister Tazi is in pleasure.jpg!

"First, never act out of emotion."

"Second, absolutely no bad thing will be missed."

"Third, the referee is absolutely fair and beautiful."

While Susana, the senbei, was chatting with Li Sushang, the time for the official match had also come, so she was banned by both sides. Dragonfly captain Mo Yi, who could only serve as the only designated referee, appeared from high in the sky. Said loudly:

"Both parties please swear an oath to the covenant, and the game officially begins!"

At Mo Yi's reminder, captain Chongchong and Duoge began to swear oath at the same time——

"[First] You can't kill anyone. [Second] You won't let anyone die. [Third] You can't be seen through by anyone. [Fourth] Using any means is not considered cheating. [Fifth] Their The rules have nothing to do with us. [Sixth] Violation of the above regulations will be regarded as defeat."

Well, this is something Mo Yi made. He said it would be more ceremonial. It doesn’t matter to Chong Chong and Duo Ge. They just said a few words. When it’s time to do evil, they won’t hesitate at all. Anyway, this is a virtual place. In the training space, no one will die at all.

According to the rules specified by Mo Yi, you can't take action without reason. You can only take action when you have possession of the ball or seize the person carrying the ball. Of course, you can't attack the player directly, you can only 'take' the football. Of course, AOE will not affect the player. Calculate.

In addition, the goalkeeper can attack any opponent who enters the penalty area at will.

The game is divided into two halves. Players who die during the half are considered to have retired. In the second half, they can be resurrected and replaced with reserve personnel. If all reserve personnel have retired, the virtual space will automatically assign computer players to serve as players. teammate.

So in the end, Chongchong and Rita could see that the easiest way was to kick all the enemies out of the field, and then they could score points at will. After all, when the computer faced a Herrscher-level player, it was no different from giving away his head.

The last hidden rule is that as long as Dragonfly Captain Mo Yi doesn't see or discover it, it doesn't count as a violation. It depends on each person's ability. There is really too much room for maneuver here.

The Dumb Goose Team even sent Anna to specifically 'chat', 'delay' and 'block' Mo Yi's gaze, so that they could do evil things. After all, as long as they are not discovered, it is not a violation.

And Zhongyan Chongchong also sent Xi'er, who could be divided into two, to control Mo Yi's sight. It can only be said that everyone wanted to go to the same place.

"Then let's start guessing the coins."

Under Mo Yi's method, even Chong Chong couldn't see through the front and back of the coin in his hand through his clairvoyance eyes, so he could only gamble on luck.

Chongchong didn't panic at all. She had three moles behind her ears and was a naturally lucky woman. She had never lost due to pure luck. On the contrary, Duoge was just born unlucky, or in other words, her Luck is usually accumulated and only comes into play when it is a matter of life and death. For example, when I was a child, I was hit on the back of the head by aircraft debris at high altitude, fell to the ground, but did not die, and even did not receive any disability-like sequelae on the back of my body. This is no longer the case. Ordinary luck could explain it.

So of course, Chongchong guessed the coin correctly.

"Looks like Lady Luck is on my side~"

Kiana, who had been possessed by the Final Insect and transformed into the Fire Insect, Shi Li Zhuguang, looked at the stupid goose and showed a confident smile.

"A truly strong person never believes in luck!"

Naturally, Duoge will not be upset by such vulgar words. In daily life, she always encounters unlucky things, but so what?

What doesn't kill her will eventually make her stronger. Now, when she is walking on the street, even if a flowerpot hits her head from above, she can react in an instant and dodge. Of course, she can stand still and stand firm. Even if you pick it up, it won't break defense and lose blood. What is the gold content of 'Golden Crispy Chicken' with full resistance effect——

After fully mastering the Stigmata of the Great God of Glory, Necrozma, Dumbgoose's telekinesis ability and the residual light of the saint have evolved as fast as light. Now, if she were on a set in a different world, she could at least be able to mess around. A goddess of light or something.

Under the illumination of the holy light, she is immune to almost all effects, and the ordinary Herrscher powers are useless unless they are the feathered level powers and the final power.

"Smash Varudo~"

Under the effect of a brief space-time rupture, Chongchong rushed forward and took the ball to cut into Duoge and others. Ordinary people could not keep up with her speed.

Until some kind of pink fairy stood in front of Chongchong.

"Don't worry?~The game has just begun~"

Ordinary time and space rupture is simply ineffective against the traveler Ellie who is also good at time and space. As for absolute time and space rupture, it is a big move. In the set virtual space, everyone's strength is limited. The more powerful the move, the longer the cooling time. The longer it goes, Chongchong doesn't want to hand over the ultimate move so quickly. Even if she can gain a point, in her opinion, the value is not as good as using it to reduce the opponent's personnel.

"I have long wanted to dance with you, Kiana."

And she knew that the Herrscher of the Origin still had the ability to cut off, and the other party would definitely use it to offset her absolute time and space rupture, so she would be at a loss. She should use small skills to deceive the pink fairy's 'cut' Big move.

Therefore, Chongchong could only rely on skills to force a breakthrough. Unfortunately, her half-baked gun fighting skills that she had practiced for several years plus her own physical skills were not as good as the pink fairy, the weapons master.

Chongchong's attack was paused, and Daigoose also came back to defend. The simple pink fairy and Holy Light Daigoose couldn't defeat Zhongyan Chongchong, but with the two of them together, Zhongyan Chongchong couldn't play. After all, she is now It's just that the charm... the karma demon insect is not the complete Herrscher of the End.

"Kiana, I'm here||ヽ(*￣▽￣*)ノミ|ю!"

At this time, Siegfried, who had joined the Chongchong team, ran over and shouted Chongchong's name.

In the end, Chongchong saw the opportunity and passed the ball to Siegfried. In her opinion, it was actually profitable for her to deal with the stupid goose and the pink fairy by herself. Once the two of them showed their slack, there was no way to stop them. The best way for her to explode is to use her final blow to kick one of the two off the field.

"Come on, Dad!"

Although he is Siegfried in the parallel world, Chongchong still trusts him in the end. It doesn't seem to make any difference if he says he is her father. After all, what is her relationship with Chongchong?

Her father is her father Yan Chongchong, and her father Yan Chongchong is such a loyal guy——

In other words, the other person’s husband is naturally my husband.jpg!

"Look at my-"

Siegfried received the ball and was about to continue attacking. Unfortunately, Sister Tazi had already arranged opponents for everyone. The person responsible for dealing with Siegfried was naturally Cecilia.

After all, Kaslana knows everything, just like Chongchong meets the cook, she has special attack and restraint, and there is nothing she can do.

"That's not possible, Siegfried~"

Cecilia stood in front of Siegfried and refused to let the opponent Tata open. Siegfried also had a headache. Facing Cecilia, he really didn't want to be ruthless. He just wanted to use skills to break through and replace If it were anyone else, he would have used Kaslana's strange power to launch the Imperial-level Honkaiju's impact and crash directly into them.

"Didn't you agree to come and look after the child?"

Now that Cecilia has joined the Goose team, Siegfried has no choice but to join the Bug team, otherwise it will cause conflict between the two sisters, so the two came in to show off at first.

"I'm sorry, I promised Bianca that I would try my best——"

Unfortunately, Rita had guessed it a long time ago, so she sent Goose up to convince Cecilia. After all, Cecilia was also a secret weapon used to deal with Kiana. She didn't believe that her mother would still use the final one if she was standing in front of her. hit.

If it were Siegfried...

Chongchong and Duoge will probably attack with all their strength without mercy. This is a virtual space anyway, so they won't be hurt at all, and they will just leave in the end.

"Ugh, I'm on fire~"

Facing Cecilia, Siegfried was in a dilemma and saw Kiana not far away. The memory of "him playing football with little Kiana" began to flash in his mind. After activating the skill "non-existent memory", Siegfried Fei's fighting spirit became high.

Then just as he roared, Li Suchang made a sliding tackle and successfully scooped away Siegfried's ball, which was focused on Cecilia.

"Start the counterattack!"

"I knew that Siegfried was unreliable, and the headmaster of this academy had to take action!"

Teresa, who was carrying Judah on her back, stood in front of Li Sushang with a confident smile on her lips.

"Are you the S-class Valkyrie that grandpa has been hiding?"

"But don't try to break through Theresa's defense. I'm very strong."

Li Sushang: "???"

It was only then that Da Lizi saw that everyone else was entering the field empty-handed, so how could you, Theresa, be the only one who could enter the field with a weapon?

"I have a question, why do you bring the God Key to the field? This is against the rules!"

"I'm sorry. As the dean and organizer, I have some privileges. Isn't it reasonable?"

In fact, the name on the entry list is not Teresa at all but 'Valkyrie Judas'. Teresa is just the tool person responsible for carrying Judas on her back.

Last night Theresa held Mo Yi's thigh and kept crying, saying how she would live without Judah. ​​They had been relying on each other for so many years, could Mo Yi have the heart to break them up?

In the end, I had to agree to the other party. After all, the other party is also the organizer and has a grandfather who is a bishop. This is the reality of the adult world.

Of course, this is also related to Mo Yi's feeling that Theresa + Judah are useless in this game. They are just used to make up the numbers and do not need to be targeted at all. Judah is very strong, but Theresa has a fatal weakness, and that is - —

The legs are short and they run slowly.

This is playing football. Your legs are short and you move slowly. It doesn't matter how much you, Theresa, can play. Others can just go around you. Anyway, you can't catch up with others. Others can go in circles faster than you can run in a straight line.

"In this case, I have no choice but to defeat you."

Then Li Sushang took action directly, summoning the infinite sword shadow and flying towards Theresa.

"When the sword comes out, the shadow follows!"

Teresa: "??!"

"Wait a minute, aren't you attacking the player directly? Referee, someone committed a foul here!"

Theresa looked in the direction of Mo Yi, and then she saw that Mo Yi was being held face to face by Anna. Only Anna's face was in her sight, and other people and things could not be seen at all. She couldn't just take action and knock Anna away. .

This is the viciousness of Sister Tazi——

Look, this is the correct way to use Anna.jpg!

It was when he saw the referee being controlled by his teammates that Li Sushang directly hit him.

"You are so despicable!"

After discovering that Dragonfly Captain Mo Yi was useless, it was not considered useless. At least Mo Yi used himself to offset a member of the Dull Goose, so Theresa had no choice but to take action herself.

"Then I'm welcome~ Let you see how many ways Judas can be used!"

Under Teresa's words, Judah's oath was fully armed, and countless light spears were shot out. Li Sushang's sword shadow was offset, and the two of them stood directly on the spot and started to fight with each other.

Teresa: "Betting on the name of the dean of the school, I will never let you cross this place!"

I don’t know if it was Theresa’s ‘determination’, but Li Sushang’s sword formation was quickly defeated and disappeared. Theresa seized the opportunity and controlled Judas’ chains to trap Li Sushang.

Li Sushang, on the other hand, seemed unable to react and was tied up directly.

Teresa: As expected, I am stronger~

Just then, a whistle sounded.

"Teresa, you committed a foul and received a yellow card and a penalty kick."

To put it simply, the Goose team sends one person to shoot once in front of the penalty area.

Normal football rules are definitely not like this, but this is murderous football, so the rules are naturally different. After all, Mo Yi is the referee, and he can punish whatever he finds interesting.

"Mo Yi, you——"

Theresa looked over in confusion, and then realized that Anna had let go of Mo Yi, so Mo Yi successfully saw her Judas tying up Li Sushang. When had Theresa suffered such a disadvantage? She must be dissatisfied. .

"Obviously she attacked me first and I just fought back. I don't accept this!"

"I only saw you Judas attacking Li Sushang. If you contradict the referee again, I will give you a red card!"

Mo Yi naturally guessed the truth, but this was also one of the rules of the game.