Broken game console, I really didn’t want to cheat on my marriage

Mo Yi returned to St. Freya College not long ago. After telling everyone the story of this trip, he put a 'double door' similar to the Ruyi Door on the wall next to his room, and then invited Everyone went to Teyvat Continent to relax, attend Nasida’s Flower Goddess’ birthday, and celebrate her birthday.

Under Mo Yi's description, Nasida's beautiful and powerful image was perfectly displayed in everyone's mind. Even though she had been imprisoned for five hundred years, she still loved everyone. Who wouldn't be impressed by such a white-haired elf-eared lolita god? What about interests and likes?

Except for a certain principal who claims to be the cutest principal in the world, because Mo Yi accidentally said something——

Nasida is the cutest in the world.jpg!

Deli was stupid enough to compare, so she gave the whole school a long vacation, and then took everyone together to the continent of Teyvat, hoping to prove that she, Deli, was the cutest girl in the world.

Regarding the explosive Theresa, Cecilia and others could only say, "Ah, yes, yes, Theresa is the cutest in the world." Chongchong looked at the pocket money that the other party gave him every month. He complimented him unwillingly.

"Now that Kiana is full, let's get ready to go?~"

The pink fairy was already dressed as a tour guide. She was holding the Alicia trumpet purchased from Padofelis and said to everyone:

"Let the world's number one pink tour guide lead you into the continent of Teyvat."

The pink fairy is familiar with the Tehuat continent, so being a tour guide is not a big problem.

Under the leadership of the pink fairy, everyone walked through the double doors, and then came to a new world with a completely different style from the Honkai Impact world...

In fact, it is better to keep the connection between Jingshan Palace and another world a secret, so Mo Yi set up the double doors on the Tiwat continent in Jingshan Palace.

Of course, what attracted everyone's attention the most was Mo Yi, who was sitting on a blue plastic stool, the kind commonly seen in food stalls. Mo Yi sat there with a look of helplessness, because there was a heavy wooden stool on it. The pink fairy pressed down on him, making him unable to move.

"Hey~ Why are there two Alicias?!"

Chongchong pointed at the pink fairy sitting on Mo Yi's lap, looked at the pink tour guide and asked.

The pink goblin sitting on the plastic chair is the pink goblin of the past, and the pink guide goblin who brings everyone here is naturally the pink goblin who completes the future of Teyvat continent.

"Hmph o(￣ヘ￣o#)~ It was obviously fun in the past, but now when I look at my past self, I just want to hit people."

The pink tour guide took off her gaming clothes, and then moved her bangs with her hands. Many of her soft pink bangs stood up, and she looked like she was good at playing cards.

"The past me, you are just a shadow of the past, with no real future -"

The pink tour guide walked over step by step, while Chongchong and the others looked confused and couldn't understand what was going on.

"It's time for me to take this position."

Mo Yi: "..."

After going to the toilet with Nasida, Mo Yi had to do some business, such as picking up everyone from the collapsing world. Naturally, the pink fairy was also with him. The other party had already moved the plastic stool and kindly let Mo Yi sit down. Then she sat on Mo Yi's lap and said with a evil smile:

"This solves the problem of only one stool but two people?~ Am I very smart? You can praise me as much as you like, Mo Yi, but I won't be proud of it."

Mo Yi: "..."

As long as you are happy, Aili, Mo Yi has long been used to this kind of little pranks while getting along with the pink fairy.

But this time he didn't expect that the person the pink fairy wanted to tease was not him, but himself from the future.

"If you want it, you have to get it yourself?~"

The pink fairy jumped down from Mo Yi's lap gorgeously and dexterously, and even spun around on the ground. She brushed her long pink hair gracefully, looked at her future self and smiled:

"You know the rules."

ps: Xier’s article (123):

Seeing Chong Chong's erratic eyes, Anna's expression suddenly changed, and then she took out an alcohol tissue and wiped her mouth quickly, which made Chong Chong very unhappy. What does this mean, Kou Ya? !

I, Kiana, can be considered a super invincible giant tm cute beautiful girl, how about touching my palm like this?

Humph~ I don’t know how many people want me to step on them with my feet, but I’m not willing yet!

This kind of service is provided by Mo Yi.

While Anna was wiping her mouth, she was also awakened by the stimulation brought by alcohol. Her mind was spinning rapidly to analyze her current situation.

There was no way she could beat these bastards in head-on combat, and she wasn't some blonde vampire. She knew she couldn't beat them but still wanted to piss them off. Wasn't this going to be broken like plastic?

And the most convenient ability, time suspension, is restrained by Kiana, a bastard. This wave cannot be defeated, nor can it be run away, but——

Just drag the time to night. According to the weather forecast, tonight will also be a full moon night. At that time...

Anna came up with a good idea, which was to fool Kiana. After all, only the other person was the same type of substitute as herself, and let the other person help her and share Mo Yi equally...

After night, you can kick your cousin Chongchong away.

"Kiana, I'm here to negotiate terms—"

Anna froze the used paper towel into ice cubes, then pinched it and turned it into ice dust, and said to Kiana.

Chapter 323: King Daci Shu: Mo Yi, you can’t rest now~

"I knew this would happen a long time ago?~"

The pink tour guide who came to the future was not surprised at all by the pink fairy's words. Rather, it was simply what she had done before. In the past, she was the enjoyer, but in the future she would be the one who was 'bullied'.

To ordinary people, bullying oneself seems silly, but the pink fairy is a typical fun-loving person, and she can find the fun she wants even in herself.

"I am the approaching storm?!"

The pink fairy walked towards the pink tour guide with a Virgil look on her face, and then stretched out her hand——

Chongchong: Is this going to start a fight? It seems that both Ellie's are on their own, so how can they help?

Although Chongchong hates the pink goblin who always takes away Mo Yi and the rice cooker, after all, these are his own people. If the other party is in danger, Chongchong will still transform into a righteous cat man and come forward. .

"I'll attack first——"

A duel disk formed by the void-seeking system appeared on the pink fairy's wrist.

"Usually summon the increased value g, and then specially summon the red jet..."

The pink fairy's set of non-shuffling operations is the standard huge jet and the expansion of the pancake frog.

Chongchong and Meiyi: "..."

This... makes you look so nervous. Could it be that you are playing cards? !

Of course, Yaya's innocent eyes suddenly lit up. This... real-life version of playing cards, no gamer can refuse.jpg!

"It is indeed the Thunder Cake Frog, but unfortunately I am now the strongest fairy after evolution!"

Just look at Miss Pink Tour Guide's erected bangs, and you can tell that she is very good at playing cards, not to mention that she still has memories of the past, so she is sure to win from the beginning, and even the Pink Fairy knows this.

"Is the Thunder Spirit blocking my summons? It's a pity that I chose the Tears of Tears. I am already invincible. Even in your turn, I can defeat you."

Then, Miss Pink Tour Guide’s use of the Lament Elegy Tribe is not considered a Bead Drop, because Alicia herself is a ‘mermaid’, and this time it’s Tamashi.

Everyone just watched the passionate battle between the two pink fairies. If the screen was turned off and just listened to the sound, they would have thought that the two supreme beings were fighting in the depths of the universe, and the avenue was wiped out by the two of them.

The pink fairy is all about having fun this time playing cards. In fact, she is telling Chong Chong, Duan Goose, Ya Ya and others that the current Teyvat continent is a game world, and everything can be solved through games. , it is forbidden to use violence, otherwise a group of game players will rush up and beat you as a boss within ten minutes.

And Yu-Gi-Oh is the new game that Nasida is pushing on this Flower Goddess’s birthday. She has been busy for so long just to write the rules of Yu-Gi-Oh into the world rules.

"Loser, retreat?~"

The pink tour guide stretched out her finger and pointed at the defeated pink fairy, then walked over in two steps, knocked herself away with her 'heavy' body, and then replaced herself to hold Mo Yi's arm.

Pink Tour Guide: My past self is also me. Is this inappropriate? This is not right. If the other person enjoys it, that is a thing of the past and you cannot feel it. But if you are happy now, then you are really happy.

The pink fairy looked at her future self speechlessly, but she didn't say anything. She was not Mebius. If she didn't like it, she would kill her. Besides, Mo Yi had two arms~

As a result, Mo Yi was hugged by two pink fairies and enjoyed twice the happiness.

"Wait~ I want it too!"

When Chong Chong saw this, she realized that she hadn't seen Mo Yi for so long, let alone having sex with him. This was definitely unbearable, so she also came over and wanted to use the ancestral Kaslana's strange power to hit her. Opening the pink fairy, it's a pity that she, Chongchong, is just a throw away from the emperor-level Honkaimon. She is simply insignificant in front of the pink fairy. Every bit of the impact of the emperor-level Honkaimon was knocked away by the two pink Yao fairies.

"Damn(〃＞ dishes＜)~"

Chong Chong, who couldn't compete with the pink fairy, quickly found a new way, which was to stab Mo Yi in the back, jump directly on Mo Yi's back, put his hands around Mo Yi's neck, and clamped Mo Yi's waist with his feet. Neng said he found an old tree with roots, and then proudly looked at the two pink goblins who were not as pure as himself with Mo Yi, and said with a smile:

"What, isn't it very spacious here?"

The eyes of Daigoose, Anna, the cook, and Duck couldn't help but light up when they saw Chong Chong's operation. Unfortunately, they have to save face after all, and they are not a paramecium like Kiana. After all, they can't do this in front of everyone's eyes. Such a shameful thing.

Mo Yi: "..."

"How can I walk if you hold me like this?"

Mo Yi complained, but it was of no use. If it were just a pink goblin or Chongchong, he would definitely let go. But in this situation, the pink goblin and Chongchong had to consider what if they were the only ones. If someone lets go and others don't let go, wouldn't she suffer a lot?

So unless others let go first, you will never let go.

"It's okay?~"

The pink fairy holding Mo Yi's right hand smiled naturally and said:

"I'll be your right foot, Mo Yi."

"Then let me form the left foot?~"

The pink tour guide also got along.

Chongchong used her smart brain to think for a few seconds, what could she do in this position? I quickly came to a conclusion——

"Then I will be your external brain, Mo Yi."

"It's better to avoid it~"

Mo Yi quickly shook his head and asked Kiana to be his external brain. What kind of nightmare is this.

"Forget it, you can just leave it like this~ We just arrived here, we can't stay here forever."

After that, Mo Yi carried two fat pink goblins and a white caterpillar on his back and led the way. Although his strength was not as strong as Kiana and Alicia, dragging these three troublemakers was a problem. Still not big.

Mo Yi boldly guessed that the 'irritating' looks coming from behind him were those of the little landlady, the super silly goose and the cook.

Fortunately, this weird situation was quickly resolved, and the Daci Tree King came out to relieve Mo Yi.

"Sorry to bother you~"

As soon as Daci Shuwang appeared on the scene, he didn't need any introduction. His temperament and appearance instantly filled everyone's favor. At first glance, you could tell that she was a gentle, kind-hearted, married woman with a temperament that wouldn't lie to others.

"Mo Yi, I need your help with something here. Can I delay your time for a while?"

“Uh(⊙o⊙)…”

Facing the sudden appearance of the Great Ci Tree King, Mo Yi couldn't think of anything that the other party needed help from. It couldn't just be the two of them discussing how to give Nasida a happy birthday in the room at night, right?

Of course, when the two of them discussed how to celebrate Nasita's birthday, they would always go to other places while talking, and Nasida never appeared later, except occasionally——

"Mo Yi, you don't want Buyer to be sad if he knows about this, right?"

"Don't worry, I won't tell Buyer."

"Hmph~ What are you afraid of? Buyer is still working in the World Tree."

When Mo Yi hesitated, the pink fairy let go of Mo Yi very considerately and said with a smile:

"Since Mo Yi has something to do, go ahead~"

"Just leave this to me. I may be more familiar with the whole of Xumi than you, who stays in Jingshan Palace all day long. With me, the world's best pink tour guide, I will take good care of everyone. ."

The pink tour guide patted her chest in assurance.

"I have something to do, but there's nothing I can do~ Mo Yi, just come back early after you finish."

Chongchong actually has the potential to be a little spoiled wife. For example, during the Xinyan period, she was extremely 'soft', and her petulance and petulance depended on the situation. Usually when she saw Mo Yi coming home looking exhausted, she would take the initiative. Pull Mo Yi to the sofa, let him lie down, and then use self-taught massage techniques to relax him. In terms of technique, Mo Yi is not as good as Anna, but his understanding and thoughtfulness are priceless.

"Okay~"

Just like that, Mo Yi followed King Daci Shu out.

"Is there any accident, King Daci Shu?"

This Flower Goddess's birthday is a feast for the whole Tiwat continent. There are too many things in every aspect, and it is inevitable that there will be mistakes. But the trouble that needs to be solved by Mo Yi, who has regained his strength, seems to be no small matter.

"Didn't I help you solve your trouble?"

The Daci Tree King walked to a remote and quiet corner before he stopped, turned to look at Mo Yi, and explained with a smile.

That's right, she, the Great Merciful Tree King, just can't bear to see others suffer. The way Mo Yi looked just now clearly needed her rescue. Wasn't it because she felt uncomfortable watching the two pink goblins and the white cat Cat Bug so close to Mo Yi?

Mo Yi, are you worthy of Nasida.jpg?

That’s right, Naxida’s Mo Yi will be guarded by me, the Great Ci Tree King!

Don't ask, just ask to protect Nasida.

"Uh(⊙o⊙)...actually it's not a problem~"