Broken Shinobi Exam

Although the Shisui boy is also a man who respects the elderly and loves the young, the first words he heard from the old man who called himself Uchiha Shinigami...

——In the world, where there is light, there is darkness, where there is victory, there is loss, and after philosophical issues such as everything that cannot be perfect...

Shisui: Although I know you want to trick me, I still keep smiling and show that I am serious about being tricked by you.

Uchiha Madara: "What are you laughing at?"

"No," Shisui said, "I just want to thank you for saving me after you finish." But he didn't understand how the mission site, which had been investigated in advance, suddenly collapsed.

Well, forget about the sudden landslide while performing the mission. "The mission target also suddenly lost his mind and started to give random instructions, causing the mission difficulty to increase. Let's put it aside for the time being."

But in the ending of certain death, your old man who couldn’t even walk said that he picked me up casually and helped me mend my broken legs. Isn’t it a bit unreasonable? !!

I always felt that the child in front of me was not thinking here, so Uchiha narrowed his eyes and asked in a low voice: "Did you hear what I just said?"

"You said that not everything in this world is as you wish. The longer you live, the more you will realize that reality is full of helplessness, pain, and emptiness..."

Uchiha Shisui imitated Uchiha Madara's tone and said:

"You also said that in all things in the world, where there is light, there will be shadows, and if there is a concept of winners, there will be losers.

Looking at the First Hokage statue formed by Wood Style, Shisui: "Just like some people are compared to sunshine, and some people are compared to darkness."

"The more you try to keep the peace, the more you start a war."

"The more you try to protect love, the more hate you create."

"You think this is an inevitable causal relationship that cannot be separated in the real world."

"Look at the above, are there any mistakes in what I said? Shinigami-sama of Uchiha."

Uchiha Madara and Black Zetsu felt inexplicable heartache.

It was obviously not much different from what he said, but in the end, this guy added "what do you think" everywhere, and suddenly changed the concept, making his Uchiha Madara seem to be very narrow-minded.

But this is just a feeling. If you really want to talk about it in detail, what others say is not disrespectful at all.

Talk to Uchiha Shisui, one of the Uchiha philosophy duo, and you won’t be able to get enough of any of the values ​​​​of virtue, awareness, analysis, vision, and thinking!

What's more, this kid has unconditional trust in Konoha and peace.

If Konoha thought that the higher-ups said this, Shisui might think carefully about how to refute it. Knowing how hawkish the Uchiha clan members are, Shisui analyzed Uchiha Madara's little thoughts thoroughly in an instant.

That's right, not only did he guess that the other party was the legendary Uchiha Madara, he also analyzed and guessed from the other party's words:

1. First Hokage is light, Uchiha Madara is darkness.

2. First Hokage is the winner, Uchiha Madara is the loser.

3. He and First Generation once wanted peace and established the Ninja Village in order to achieve peace, but he found that after the Ninja Village was formed, the war did not disappear, but the scale of the war became larger.

4. Uchiha Madara wanted to protect his important people, but he failed to do so and made others hate him.

To sum up, this is such a miserable man.

To be honest, everyone can understand that you are competitive. If you are repeatedly defeated in all aspects, you should summarize your own problems, or whether your opponent is hiding something, right?

Hiding in a hole until now, just to let people all over the world have a big dream, you are really an old Uchiha when you screw it up like this...

The long recovery time that followed was simply a defense debate between Uchiha Shisui, Uchiha Madara, and Black White Zetsu. Especially Uchiha Madara and Uchiha Shisui, both sides stared at Sharingan from philosophical discussions to outlook on life, from logic discussions to values.

No one convinced anyone, but the two of them discussed an issue, which was...

What is Black Zetsu?

I once accidentally discussed whether the excitement in genjutsu can make people use Sharingan and Mangekyō. Shisui, who is already a three-magatama, asked Madara to experiment on herself. Not to mention, she really successfully opened Mangekyō.

So when the two couldn't argue about Black Zetsu, Shisui fired Distinguished Heavenly Gods and let Black Zetsu tell the answer.

And Shisui very deliberately set the order of Distinguished Heavenly Gods to make Black Zetsu—take my orders.

Shisui: "Answer me, are you really the product of Uchiha Madara's consciousness?"

Black Zetsu: "Hehehe, don't be ridiculous, Uchiha Madara is just a fool who was taken advantage of by me. He should feel honored. The entire war between the Uchiha clan and the Senju clan was a trap I set up to take advantage of him.

Hearing Black Zetsu's words, Shisui secretly glanced at his ancestor's face.

Well, no surprise, it's darker than the bottom of a pot.

"Well, then why are you using Uchiha Madara? Is there anything special about him?"

"Of course, he is the reincarnation of the eldest son of Ōtsutsuki Hagoromo. Hehehe, their family is all idiots, and they were fooled around by me. Indra, Madara's previous life, was used by me to fight with his stupid brother. , even in reincarnation, he has to compete with his younger brother. I really took advantage of this to allow him and his younger brother's reincarnation to continue to die~"

Uchiha Madara: "!!!Brother?! Who is his brother?"

Black Zetsu: "……....." Why should I listen to you?

"Ahem. Uchiha Shisui: "Answer Madara-sama's question, Black Zetsu. "

"Indra's younger brother is Ashura, a stupid guy who is naturally lovable but has an idiotic personality. His reincarnation is of course Senju Hashirama who is as stupid as him! Hahahahahaha"

Shisui heard a slight sound and looked over. Sure enough, Madara-sama was so angry that she crushed the armrest of the stone chair under her.

It was really beyond his expectation. The ten years of skill cooldown were well spent! Oh, by the way, with Hashirama cells and White Zetsu ingredients, the ten-year cooldown was shortened to 24 hours.

Uchiha Shisui originally wanted to give the elderly some time to relax, but Madara obviously didn't think she needed it.

"Keep asking!" he ordered Shisui.

Sighing, Shanshui continued: "Is Infinite Tsukuyomi really a shortcut to peace? Tell me in more detail.

"Hehehe, from a certain perspective, it is indeed a shortcut."

Black Zetsu's answer was beyond Uchiha Madara and Uchiha Shisui's expectations.

But immediately afterwards, Black Zetsu said: "Everyone in the world will become White Zetsu with the same consciousness as me. Of course there will be no more wars, and peace will be achieved, right?"

Shisui: "Let's not talk about how people all over the world turned into White Zetsu. What you are doing is the same as killing all mankind?!"

"If you say so, it's actually correct. After all, White Zetsu is acting under my orders and cannot be considered a living person." Black Zetsu said: "The Eye of the Moon is to resurrect the mother and turn the humans on this planet into mothers. A technique that exists as an immortal army."

Uchiha Madara couldn't help but ask: "Then how do you explain the stone tablet left by the Uchiha clan, Sage of Six Paths?!!"

Black Zetsu's yellow eyes stared at Madara, and his crescent-shaped smile revealed a set of fangs.

"AUA..."

"That's Ōtsutsuki Hagoromo."

"My mother's unfilial son, I don't recognize him as my eldest brother."

"!!!" Shisui was shocked: "So your true identity is actually Madara-sama's uncle?!!!"

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This Shisui is a little bit OOC, but I love Shisui [it feels so good to bully Madara].

I am a fan of Madara, smile.

Kakashi: I think you're bullying me because Obito is eight points less virtuous than Shisui. .