Broken Shinobi Exam

"Did you trust that quiz too much?" Senju Tobirama sighed, but no one said that quizzes would definitely allow proxy drawing.

"Eh?" Jiraiya was confused.

"Isn't it possible? Tobirama!" Hashirama was also confused. He thought simply, doesn't it matter who draws? It would be best to replace the blood loss with this. He has a large amount of blood and can recover quickly.

Seeing through what the elder brother was thinking at a glance, Tobirama rolled his eyes and directly asked if he could take the quiz instead.

After a while, he received a positive reply. After Jiraiya confirmed that the person who drew the draw would not be punished on his behalf, the other side also decided that the son of luck, Uzumaki Naruto, would draw the draw.

Naruto, who couldn't hear anything, even moved the heroic sage to give him the reward, which made Jiraiya look ashamed and asked him to eat ramen after gesticulating.

This action greatly pleased the Ichiraku ramen fan. He jumped onto the field with his arms wrapped around his arms, picked up the equipped shuriken and stabbed it with a dart on the rapidly rotating roulette wheel!

The rotation speed of the roulette gradually slowed down, and people could faintly see that the shuriken seemed to hit 2000CC, and it also seemed to hit 50000CC.

Two thousand and fifty thousand each occupy an extreme, so 08 is only five degrees wide.

The Hyuga clan simply rolled their eyes and focused their vision infinitely on the shuriken on the roulette wheel. Calculate whether it occupies 5000 DCC or more, or 2000 CC.

"It seems, it seems to be fifty thousand..."

This sound almost made Yahiko's legs weak. Does one person have 50,000 CC of blood?!

"No, no, no, it seems to be more than two thousand!"

"It doesn't seem like it's still fifty thousand..."

"Two thousand, right? Look at the projection on the shuriken." A few Hyugas with white eyes started to argue internally.

Jiraiya jumped to his feet and shouted: "Which side is it?!"

"Don't worry about it, Mr. Jiraiya," Nagato suddenly jumped to Jiraiya's side, "Please eat all of these!!"

Starting from the time when the penalty for the quiz was blood loss, he and Konan had been clever enough to collect blood-increasing pills from all over the place.

By the way, because Uchiha Obito's space is very convenient, he has not turned in several large boxes of supplies newly imported by the Akatsuki organization. At this time, all six boxes of blood-increasing pills were donated.

Looking at the several large boxes of blood-enhancing pills in front of him, Jiraiya felt a little overwhelmed.

"Good job!" Tsunade praised Nagato and gave Nagato a slap in the face, which almost hit the young man in the wall. She looked at Jiraiya with a threatening smile: "Eat, or die?"

Looking at Tsunade's fist, Jiraiya succumbed to the woman's power.

"eat……………"

Jiraiya rattled, rattled and took blood-enhancing pills crazily.

Naruto was also curious about what he had smoked.

I saw a sphere with a diameter of half a person's height appearing on the roulette wheel. With a soft "pop" sound, the sphere cracked from the middle, and colorful ribbons and sequins slowly scattered...

Could this familiar recipe and familiar taste be——!!

["Congratulations on drawing the special reward——Easter egg"]

Those legendary ancestors still didn't know the terrible luck of Uzumaki Naruto.

Ōtsutsuki Hagoromo, Hamura, Indra, Ashura and the Ōtsutsuki from the moon were all shocked.

Indra: "What are Easter eggs...?"

The younger brother Ashura has a feeling that the world here can change his brother, and he himself needs to work hard! He leaned next to his brother and asked Second Hokage: "Why do you get Easter eggs when you draw blood loss? I remember that the mother-in-law in the nearby village used to give it to children Wife makes red eggs to eat?"

"...That's because the woman is pregnant. You'd better stop talking, Ashura."

"Ha Yi——"

The visible depression and a bit of grievance made Uchiha Madara want to beat people out of habit.

Namikaze Minato wondered, "I didn't expect that there is an Easter egg hidden in the roulette wheel. I just don't know how to win the Easter egg."

People who came to the arena looked carefully at the roulette wheel, and finally found that the vertical line between 2000CC and 50000CC was thicker than the others...

To put it simply, the angle of the easter egg is less than one and infinitely close to zero. Only if you poke Naruto exactly between 2000CC and 50000CC! Can you draw the easter egg?

Jiraiya was shocked. He looked at Naruto: "As expected of you, you can even get slapped like this."

Little Sakura knocked Naruto on the head and complained: "I usually throw shurikens, but I haven't seen you throw them so accurately?!"

"Hehe, that guy should just stop throwing shurikens with his eyes open next time. Throw them out with your eyes closed. Maybe they can all hit the enemy's heart." Sasuke also joked.

Naruto jumped: "Don't think that I don't know that you are talking bad about me! Bastard Sasuke! I will definitely make you look good when I have a duel with you!!"

"Ouch? Afraid of you?" Sasuke challenged.

Naruto: "Come here! Just wait for me!!"

Ino sighed: "How did these two get to talk to each other?"

Chōji: "Telepathy?"

Shikamaru said, "It's too much trouble." He felt that as long as Naruto was around, there would be constant trouble, but that guy was so hard to let go of.

"So what exactly is an Easter egg? 0CC?" he said.

Ya: "Maybe it's all the blood in the body?"

"shut up!"

His old sister hit him hard on the head from behind.

Tsunade is still urging Jiraiya to take blood pills.

Jiraiya, who had finished taking a box of blood-boosting pills, felt dizzy and dizzy. The blood had not even had time to rush into his limbs and bones before it was all blocked in his brain.

He wondered what method would be used to release the evil fire.

Only a familiar metallic voice suddenly announced——

["Punishment... begins...!"]

Then came their more familiar voices from all directions!

【"Multiple Shadow Clone Technique!!"】

Naruto's voice?!

No! Not Naruto! Naruto is standing there without any seals!

"What's going on?! What are you all watching me do?!"

Before Minato could explain what the Dharma Body was to his son, everyone heard it again...

【"Sex Friend - Harem Technique!!"】

"Bang——!"

Thousands of hundreds of hot and beautiful Naruko girls fell on Jiraiya!!

["Hmm??~"]

【"Since·Lai·Ye·Da·ren??~"】

【"Come??~"】

【"Let's play together??~"】

Unable to pounce, Naruko sat on the ground in a sultry pose, winking and blowing kisses at Shirogane, one of the Sannin.

What's even more frightening is that the number of Naruko is still increasing by 740, causing men, women and children in the auditorium of the stadium to be hugged.

The beauty of the scene is difficult to describe in words.

Naruto, who was entangled by Naruko, was confused. This was the first time he experienced being attacked by the ninjutsu he developed. The experience of suddenly getting Second Hokage and being controlled by Impure World Reincarnation is really not a pleasant experience.

Namikaze Minato was stunned to be surrounded by a group of beauties with Kushina faces, hair color, and eye color similar to her own.

Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura, who were hugged by their 'beautiful big sister', looked livid.

Kakashi: "Yeah, yeah, yeah." Subconsciously, I wanted to find a copy of the Kissing Paradise to cover the only exposed eye, but when I touched my ninja bag, I remembered that all the Kissing Paradises, even the collector's edition, were bought by some bastard. Destroyed!

Looking at the peripheral ninjas, the young Genin was shocked by this scene.

The Ninja School students who have not yet graduated have their eyes covered by their parents, and they wish they could have another pair of hands to block their ears.

Anyway, Indra had already dragged Ashura behind him angrily, and circled Sharingan to look angrily at Jiraiya in the middle of the field!

Even the legendary ninjas Uchiha Madara and Senju Hashirama were shocked by this scene and their faces were distorted. Their mouths were open for a long time but they could not make a sound.

Unexpectedly, as an older antique, Ōtsutsuki Hagoromo laughed happily after being surprised at the beginning.

His younger brother, Hamura, held up his sleeve to signal him to calm down a little.

As for Jiraiya...

That's true.

Asking for tickets, flowers, and customized QQ

My cheeks hurt from laughing so much while writing it!

Hahahahahaha!.