Brother Dao Committed Evil Again

Chapter 164: Tricky old man

After tidying up the old man with the surname surname and erasing all traces, the pirates swept away their previous depression and walked away, as if nothing had happened.

After a few years in such a trance, it was still a small cabin by the sea, and a group of pirates broke in. The difference is that these pirates are still the same group of pirates, but they are no longer young at this time. One by one, fat heads, big ears, fat bodies, and stout bodies, they move slowly, relying entirely on the weapons in their hands to scare people.

Looking at the old man surnamed Yu who was lying outside the log cabin, leisurely basking in the sun, they saw from his gray hair that he turned bald, but now his gray hair has grown again, as if he is about to rejuvenate his youth.

The weapon in his hand could no longer be grasped, and the sound of "Bangdang" and "Bangdang" could not be heard, but it fell to the ground.

All the pirates knelt on the ground in unison, shouting loudly, "God! Please spare me a little life!"

"Fairy! Forgive me!"

...

The old man surnamed Yu didn't lift his eyes, he just lifted his feet lightly, and a millstone weighing several hundred kilograms flew straight to the distant sea.

After a while, until the shadow of the grinding disc was no longer visible, and it was not seen falling into the sea, it flew out tens of thousands of sea miles.

The souls of the pirates were so amazed that some of them were less courageous, and were directly frightened.

"What filth? Get the **** out of there!"

The old man surnamed Yu raised his brows, and he didn't see any movement. The incontinent pirate was waved by his sleeve and fell into the sea with a "pop".

Before dying, it can be regarded as a feeling of flying fast (...), and it is right to die!

Such a ferocious scene scared all the pirates to swallow their saliva in unison, then came back to their senses, and kowtowed to the old man with the surname surname neatly, "Immortal! Forgive me for offending! Immortal..."

"Humph!" The old man surnamed Yu slidly lay back on the chair with Erlang's legs crossed, arrogantly at the crowd,

"It's not impossible to spare you, you, go and fill the water tank for me."

"You two, chop up all the firewood in the backyard and stack them neatly."

"You, you, clean all the rooms!"

"Wait for your hard work, hard work, and the old man is happy. Naturally, it won't be difficult for you."

After speaking, the old man surnamed Yu closed his eyes and looked leisurely.

The element that was evil in his bones also raised his head because of a fortuitous encounter. It seemed that he would not be happy if he didn't treat these people. After all, he once really almost died at the hands of these pirates.

All the pirates had nothing to do with each other, and they dared to neglect each other, rushing to work one by one, for fear that they would be a step behind, just like the fate of the incontinent partner and the grinding wheel, they would die without a place to die.

The person who carried the water had been picking for three days and three nights, and the tender meat on his shoulders was ground into many bubbles. The water tank was like a bottomless pit, neither too much nor too little, and it seemed that it would never be filled.

The firewood in the backyard was no ordinary firewood. It was no different from pig iron. It was heavy and hard. When an axe went down, sparks shot in all directions, and the blade of the axe broke a gap.

Looking at the pile of firewood, the pirate who chopped the firewood almost cried. Even if everyone worked hard together and chopped it for a long time, it might not be able to chop off a few.

What's even more irritating is that the pirates who cleaned the room didn't know what was in the room. Looking at the back foot, the ash on the top is still not mentioned, and even has a tendency to become more dirty.

As a last resort, several people took turns cleaning day and night, the rags were washed and piled into a hill, and the dust in the room was not too small.

At this time, there are still some people who don't understand, this is the immortal who is using magic to punish them.

Several people found a bunch of thorns and tied them on their backs, knelt on the ground with their upper body naked, and handed the thorns over, "Old immortal, please punish us to the fullest for the mistakes we made before!"

The old man surnamed Yu ignored a few people, and just reached out into the unfilled water tank, fiddled with the water lightly, and a beautiful and dazzling little goldfish broke out of the water and jumped into his hands accurately.

Like a child, he gently touched his head and said indifferently: "In the past, when you threw my body into the sea, did you ever think that there will be today, the cycle of karma and retribution, let's be together today. Just make a break."

"Old man, I don't want your life, I don't want you to lose money, I just want your freedom. From now on, everyone will stay here for ten years for me, but whoever leaves will be angered by thunder, if you don't believe it , let's see what happens to that crooked-neck tree!"

Following his fingers, the pirates saw a scene that they will never forget. Above the big tree, there was a continuous sound of lightning, thunder, and thunder, but in a matter of seconds, a huge fire burst into the sky.

But in the blink of an eye, the lightning was put out, and the big tree that was full of vitality had turned into black coke.

A gust of sea breeze blew, bringing wisps of charcoal ashes, making everyone unable to open their eyes.

After rubbing his eyes, when he finally got used to it and then opened it, there was still an old man with a foolish surname in front of him, and there were only a few pirates around them.

Everyone, look at me, I look at you, stood up tremblingly, and finally chose to stay, not daring to leave the sea area to which the cabin belonged.

The sea is magnificent, and when it is gentle, it is as beautiful as a piece of pure silk, which is unbearable to destroy. After the tyrannical incident, it has the power to smash the sea, and can break the hardest reef in the world.

,Rich. Every year, many tourists come to see the sea, and more people go out to fish. When encountering extreme weather, a few people will inevitably die.

These pirates usually have good water skills and have nothing to do. They have actually done a lot of good things for them and saved many drowning people.

Because there are so many people who have been saved, over time, some people have rumored that they are the messengers of the Dragon God, specially to save the people and benefit the people.

For the first time, the pirates felt the admiration of the people. They regretted the various divisions in the past, and stopped doing things that hurt the world. Instead, they focused on protecting the safety of those who entered the sea.

After ten years of peaceful life, the time given to them by the old man with the surname Yu has come, and they can finally walk out of this sea area and have a free body.

At this time, they have gray hair, weak legs and feet, and are old and rotten. They have deep feelings for this side of the sea, but they are never willing to leave.

When they were about to die, a young man came to the cabin, saying that they had great merits and deeds, and came to **** them to Xianshan for old age.

Several people knew that there were gods with super-powerful spells in this world, and naturally they did not refuse.

The young man waved the whisk lightly, and saw many flying spirit beasts appearing in the air.

For a time, a lot of auspicious signs appeared in the sky, and all kinds of auspiciousness competed for beauty.

But they didn't know that after they left, the cabin was destroyed by someone who heard the news.

Instead of destroying, they built a sea temple, which enshrined the golden statues of all the pirates.

But they said that these people rode the monsters and followed the young people to a fairy mountain Fukushima. What awaited them was not a good old-age life, but endless tricks.

It was none other than the old man surnamed Yu who was tricking them, and he didn't know what he had eaten, but he looked younger than ten years ago.

Speaking of which, it's ironic.

When the old man surnamed Yu used to be a common man, he was so dry that his hair became thinner every year.

When we met a few years later, it was all gone, and there were only a few sparse fluff on his head, which looked stunted at first glance.

When we meet again, I don't know what adventure he got. He looks so old that he can't tell, and even his hair grows out like an old tree sprouts.

At this time, he still looked like an old man, but his face was full of red, no wrinkles at all, and he was staring at a few people with bad intentions.

"You, go feed and wash all the flying monsters for me, remember to be gentle with them, take care of them, and don't let others ride on their heads."

"You, you two have registered and recorded all the monsters on the island for me, including the three generations of their ancestors, don't miss any of them."

"You, you, clean all the monster beasts' nests for me. If you let me smell a stench, you will be locked in as monsters."

This command-style speech was so familiar that several people could not help but wipe the cold sweat from their foreheads, and a common understanding emerged in their hearts that these tasks would definitely be difficult and difficult.

Sure enough, with their contact, the mission almost vomited blood.

The one who fed the pets only got close enough to be kicked off by the monster beast's back, and the whole person was gliding in a group of monster beast excrement.

The companion who was cleaning the dung was so disturbed by him, the two collided and rolled in the dung heap of the monster, indescribably disgusting.

Both of them are old men in their 60s and 70s, and it is reasonable to say that they are not far from death, but after landing on the island, although they were in a state of embarrassment, their bones actually withstood such a shock.

It was just a small task of feeding, and he almost took his own life into it. The feeding pirate chose another smaller monster, and before the food in his hand was handed out, a fart from the other party almost killed him.

He was so frightened that he dropped the food and ran outside. The cleaning companion was a weak nose, and he actually enjoyed cleaning inside, and did not escape.

He foolishly performed his duties, not guarding that these monsters treated him as one of the same kind, wanted to play with him, surrounded him in circles without saying a word, ignored his "wow" yelling, and took him as a ball In the same way, tossing around to play, indescribably happy.

I don't know how long it took for the dizzy cleaning pirate to be thrown out by a tired monster, breaking the roof and throwing it out.

It hit the pirate who thought he was safe. The two of them "Ouch, hello" stacked together, and they didn't get hurt very much, and the lack of them was indescribably funny.

The fate of the remaining pirates who went to register the number of monsters was not much better.

The group of those monsters is a bare commander, and you can see it clearly at a glance.

There are dozens of generations in the same house, and there are thousands of them in one generation. It is a huge project to count them one by one.

Several people are busy with the stars and the moon, and can't sleep at night, so that they can leave things early. In the end, they were told that they had made a mistake. What they registered was not the genealogy of monsters, but the genealogy of ordinary beasts.

Several people vomited blood, so they went to ask the old man surnamed Yu, why there are so many ordinary beasts on such an immortal island?

The old man surnamed Yu sneered at this, "There are no beasts, so where do monsters come from? Do you think that monsters are born and raised naturally?"

"They also need to pass the survival of the fittest, natural selection, and finally have the opportunity to be promoted to the ranks of monsters."

"And to be promoted from a monster to a spirit beast, or even a divine beast, this is a chance for a beast. It is not something that can be controlled by manpower."

Immediately, these pirates were blasted out one by one, "Go, go, this is just a small test for entering the island. If you can't even do such a trivial thing, what's the use of asking you? I'll throw you all away. go out."

Hearing this threat, how many people were willing to do it, and they all said that they would do their best to run faster than a rabbit.

What they encountered this time was a family of rabbits that reproduced first-rate. Several people didn't know what to judge which was a monster and which was a beast, so they had to find the young man who led them and learn.

The young man is a very gentle character, but he told them everything he knew and said.

After three days and three nights of busy work, the pirates finally figured out the beasts and beasts on the island.

When they happily took this result to the old man surnamed Yu, the old man didn't even look at it, his hands were more direct, and he set the piece of paper on fire.

Several people watched their hard work being destroyed, and when they were dissatisfied, they heard that the old man surnamed Yu began to give orders again.

"You, go and salvage all the fish in that ruler for me, and don't leave a small shrimp."

"You, you two, take me to renovate the house, start from the foundation, and it must be completed in three months. If you can't do it, throw it in the pool and feed it to the bastard."

"The **** in the pool eats meat, especially tender meat like you, it's the most happy."

"As for the rest, everyone takes turns telling me jokes. Whoever makes me cry, I'll give him candy, and if he's laughing, I'll give him a big stick and choose!"

After the old man surnamed Yu finished speaking, he jumped to the branch of a tree and sat down, as if he regarded it as his throne.

A few people, look at me, I look at you, I don't know what kind of joke can make a person cry, this is really embarrassing.

Several people searched their intestines and scraped their stomachs, and after thinking for a long time, they still had no clue. The old man surnamed Yu on the side couldn't wait for a long time, but the big stick in his hand was no matter who, everyone was hit like that.

It was a very miraculous attack. When someone was beaten, the body didn't hurt, but the soul screamed in pain.

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