Brother Dao Committed Evil Again
Chapter 436: I don't want to be a mother-in-law!
"Bah! You can't even cook a meal, what's the use of you?"
"If I were you, I would just jump into the sea and commit suicide."
Meng Feiyin ran on Wu Shixun while eating Haisai.
Wu Shixun's face darkened, "You have no reason to eat free food? If you have the ability, you can cook it yourself?"
"If I can cook, what do I need you for?"
"Pfft... It's unreasonable to mess around."
"Humph! It's so unpalatable, except that I will sell some face for you to eat it. You ask others, who can eat it? I don't know good people."
"There is something to put down and eat, let's talk nicely."
"I... I'll chat with you after I finish eating!"
"Pooh!"
While the two were poking their lips together, Mo quietly squatted on the table and feasted on it. When the two of them thought about it, there was not much food left on the table.
Meng Fei was angry and slapped the table, "You villain, grabbing food while people are talking, it's not what a gentleman does!"
Mo lazily used his spiritual sense to reply, "Humph! I don't know what it means! If you don't eat it yourself, why don't you allow others to eat it?"
"I'm sleepy, do you like to eat or not, don't disturb my rest, whoever provokes me, I'm in a hurry."
Stretching, he yawned, and in a blink of an eye, he climbed onto Meng Feiyin's shoulders and lay down as steady as Mount Tai, ready to sleep.
Meng Fei couldn't be serious about him, so he could only stare at Wu Shixun, "This eldest brother, do you still have anything to eat?"
Wu Shixun smiled coldly, "No."
I won't give you anything to eat, hum, he is very vengeful, he just ridiculed him, saying that he can't cook anymore, and now I want to ask him, not to mention that there is no door, not even a window.
"Go get something to eat, and I'll give you a baby in exchange."
Meng Feiyin took out a pink and tender fruit, and said to Wu Shixun arrogantly, "Eat this fruit, it will ensure that you will practice without hindrance, you will no longer be obstructed by demons, and the taste is sweet and sour, it will definitely make you want to eat it. Great value for money.”
Wu Shixun didn't raise his eyes, "You can keep such a good thing and eat it by yourself, and you don't have anything to offer any favors."
"you……"
Meng Fei couldn't speak because he was choked, and he really couldn't live because of his own sin. Who told him to hold back his slack, and seeing Wu Shixun's big face, he couldn't help but nag.
Before the two could fight, Jiao Ke and their ship had already entered Beauty Bay.
At the same time, there was a fireworks display on the ship, and there were bursts of familiar aromas of food. Meng Fei was completely shaken at this moment because of his resolute heart not to go back.
"Hmph, the rice over there is not mushy and delicious, see you back!" He took a bite of the fruit viciously, and walked out of the cabin door and disappeared.
"Cut! A bunch of villains! It's best not to come again in the future, otherwise I... No, we are the Daoist now, otherwise the Daoist will beat him once every time he sees it, until he breaks his leg."
Wu Shixun angrily started cooking again. He had been busy for a long time just now, but he didn't eat his farts, and he ended up complaining.
As the saying goes, a good meal is never afraid of being late. When he happily brought a bowl of dark meat to the table and was about to feast on it, a shadow rushed in and grabbed his plate of food as fast as lightning. The lump of meat on the chopsticks was not spared, and it was stuffed in his mouth when he picked it up.
"You, you... bandits!"
He was so angry that one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven, he threw down his chopsticks and stood up angrily, "Hey, I said you are too rude?"
"Can politeness be eaten as a meal? Less wordy, there is delicious food to eat alone, I despise you!"
The one who spoke was Meng Feiyin, who went and returned. He changed his previous mistake that he only cared about talking and didn't have time to eat, and chewed with big mouthfuls.
"Shameless You!"
Wu Shixun was shivering and cold, and savagely pulled a plate of meat into his bowl. In order to prevent him from grabbing food again, he decisively took two bites at the rice bowl.
"Hey, if you have the ability, you brought me this bowl too."
"I...Bah!" Meng Feiyin spat out a bunch of shattered bones viciously, but did not ignore him.
"Humph!"
The two of them were like on the bar, and they kept pulling and pulling rice, depending on who finished eating first.
Wu Shixun is a martial arts practitioner, and his appetite is much larger than that of ordinary people. But compared to Meng Feiyin, who hadn't eaten for tens of thousands of years, he was nothing compared to what he saw.
Meng Fei was swept away by the wind, and soon the bottom of the plate was empty. Wu Shixun looked up and saw that the table was empty.
He put down his chopsticks with a sigh, "Big brother, are you so savage and rude, are you worthy of your graceful and graceful image?"
"Ha, Yushu is close to the wind, and the graceful demeanor can be eaten as a meal? Or can it attract the favor of beautiful women?"
He served as a son of Zhuo Shijia on the Jiao passenger ship for a month, in exchange for the Jiao passenger's ruthless expulsion.
In the end, they wanted to go out for a meal, but they were chased away. What was the reason? They were not the same people.
He bah! He was blind to fall in love with such a cold and heartless woman.
Meng Fei tried his best to eat a pot of meat because he turned grief and anger into appetite.
Wu Shixun touched his deflated purse uncomfortably.
Before he left, he was only given food for five days. Because he was addicted to cultivation, he ate a lot less, which was delayed for ten days.
Now that he has run out of ammunition and food, the next meal has not landed, which makes him a little panic.
As soon as he patted the table, he stood up abruptly, "I want to go ashore, you can do it yourself."
As for the safety of the big ship, he was not worried. The material of this boat is very strong, and it is very difficult to break easily. And in the vast sea of people, you need a boat to cross, and destroying the boat is to cut off your own retreat.
Therefore, only those who rob the ship do not need to worry that the other party will destroy the ship.
Furthermore, this ship is very different from ordinary ships. Ordinary ships require manpower as the driving force to move forward, but this large ship is strangely a ship that can only be driven by a monk.
What it needs is a kind of ore called Smurfs, which most people can't afford at all, and they don't know how to use it.
Therefore, he is very relieved, and now he just wants to find any of them quickly and leave this Beauty Bay as soon as possible.
He stepped out of the cabin door with his front foot, and found Meng Feiyin following him picking his teeth.
"Hey hey hey... Get away from the Daoist! The Daoist is not your mother-in-law."
Wu Shixun rudely expelled people. He didn't want to care about other people's eating, drinking, and sleeping unless he was fed up.
"The vast sea is so vast, where do you care where I go?"
Meng Fei did not look at Wu Shixun's **** face because he looked at the sky, the water and the beauty opposite.
"Bah!" Wu Shixun cursed secretly in his heart, and jumped into the water suddenly.
His water is not very good, he only has a little dog scratching, and he is still spinning around in the water for a long time.
Meng Fei was lying on his back, leisurely circling around him, occasionally sighing a word or two, "Ah! The innocence is so blue, the birds are so beautiful, such a beautiful picture, there is a stupid dog tossing around, which is extremely disappointing. ."
Wu Shixun was so angry that he opened his mouth to speak back, but was suddenly poured a mouthful of seawater, almost choking himself to death.
"Oops! This stupid dog actually choked, what a human tragedy!"
"Shut up! Cough, cough... Get out of here!"
Wu Shixun coughed uncomfortably.
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