Brother Dao Committed Evil Again

Jingxi'e, who lost her master's control, also lost her energy at once, and fell to the ground with a "slap", her wings fluttering twice and then making no sound.

"Hahaha... Uncle is mighty, and he actually won!"

Ren Yi ran over excitedly and reached out his hand to hug Mao, but he was isolated by his hand, "Stinky boy, don't touch me!"

"Hey~~~ it really hurts!"

He grinned and tore off a dart and threw it on the ground in disgust.

Then, the second, the third, the fourth...

"Master, don't move, I'll help you!"

"Hey...don't..."

Mao didn't seem to have finished speaking, and either one had already opened his bow left and right, and the darts fell to the ground.

"Ouch~~ stinky boy, take it easy! Don't do it...Ouch~~ hiss~~"

After a while, Yi Yi plucked out the darts on Mao's body like plucking hair, and his body was covered in blood holes.

Mao seemed to know the sour taste of it.

"Stinky boy, you won't be a little slower, take pity on my old bones, and be careful not to find a daughter-in-law in the future."

Ren Yi rubbed his nose and said in surprise, "You're not a beautiful girl, you don't need pity. Besides, who's girl would marry me like this, I've long stopped having this daydream."

"Bah, pah, pah... How old are you, the old man, I'm so old, and there are beauties who are still thinking about you, you won't be so unpromising, right?"

With a "puchi", the saliva sprayed onto his face, "No... I'm not deaf, sir, what did you just say? You still have beautiful women? Is it true or false?"

"What's true or false? Don't question, it's true. Old man, I don't have any other skills. I just want to attract girls. I can't help it, and I'm also very distressed. No, I have been hiding in this ghost place for a hundred years. Dare to go out."

"It's really hard for me, alas~~~"

Mao seemed to have an expression of "reluctantly thinking about flowers, flowing water ruthlessly empty".

Either one was so amused that his waist was bent with laughter, "Master, I'm afraid you are old and confused. Which lame girl would fall in love with you, a bad old man?"

"If you said that you were young, I would definitely believe you. You are nine hundred years old, so don't go and harm other girls."

"Heh...you're too tender, what do you know about love (...)? A man's charm cannot be measured by age, but by ability."

"That's right. In the past, the 87-year-old ancestor of my family was also capable. The day before he died, he married an eighth concubine. Others said that he was very beautiful, and he was also romantic as a ghost."

With a nostalgic expression, "Tsk tsk tsk... My eighth grandmother is really beautiful. It's a pity that after the ancestor died, she also disappeared."

Mao seemed to be busy applying medicine to his wounds. Hearing this, he couldn't help but stunned, "You said that your ancestor was about to die, and he married an eighth concubine, and then this woman also disappeared?"

"Yes, the person is gone. I was too young at that time to remember things, and I heard the servants at home chatting, saying that I saw people during the day, and the ancestors were buried at night. After crying, she was gone. "

"No one knows where she went, and whether she ran away or was abducted, who knows. Anyway, the living people just disappeared."

"It's amazing! Your ancestor is not simple. However, this can be done with financial resources. It is not the same as the man's ability I said. You will know the difference after you have experienced it."

Either raised his eyebrows and looked at Mao in confusion. Mao smiled slyly, and did not elaborate, but continued to apply the powder and asked tentatively,

"Listen to what you mean, your family was pretty good when you were young, and you could afford servants, why are you getting along like this now..."

He was embarrassed to say that Ren was like a poor beggar, in fact, Ren was not a beggar.

Yi Yi shrugged, talked about his past Barabara, and sighed, "Ah~~~ Uncle, you say, am I really a broom star?"

Mao seemed to suddenly realize: "Understood, I said why I am so unlucky, it turns out that the root cause lies in your kid!"

The strange hand that kept pinching him was originally aimed at any one, but it was transferred to him later, and now it has disappeared inexplicably.

The most terrifying thing is that he didn't plan to take this path originally, any stinky boy has to say that the path he chooses is full of dangers, and he should listen to him once.

He just thought, anyway, there are two similar paths, and in the end, they can get to where he wants to go, so he chose this path according to his wishes.

Who would have known that he would meet such a ruthless cultivator and use poisonous insects without saying a word.

If it weren't for the fact that a protective shield suddenly emerged to protect him, he would have almost died here.

Thinking of this, he was very curious, who in the end rescued him?

Ren Ren, he was the first to rule it out, but apart from Ren Ren, there is no one else here? Weird, really weird.

If you can't figure it out, don't go to the horns. To any casual perfunctory, he said,

"The statement of the broom star is completely nonsense. In my eyes, you are a person with a lucky star, and a really unlucky person, who died young, such as the kind of person who has never seen the sun. , it's just a stillborn baby, that's really miserable."

"Master, what you said makes sense, isn't that the case. Hahaha..."

Ren Yi let go of his heart and laughed heartily, but, sadly, the long-disappeared claws stared at him again.

"Ouch... it's over, that thing is staring at me again. My mother alas!"

He was pinched two or three times while speaking.

"Yeah! You have today too. Did you laugh at me before?" Mao said with great consolation.

"Master, what the **** is this? It's so annoying!"

As soon as any one complained, he felt that the one who pinched him was slamming hard, "Ouch~~~~ it hurts!!!"

His tears almost burst out.

"I was wrong, grandfather, grandma, you always raise your hand, don't do it again."

It's strange to say that after a soft-spoken pleading like this, the hand that had been pinched so hard was actually a lot easier.

He was so blessed that he couldn't help but continued: "You are the most lovely person in the world, with a heart as beautiful as gold, you must be loved by everyone, and flowers are blooming, right?"

Sure enough, after all the flattery said, that pinch his paw, he didn't pinch, but gave him a massage.

"Ah~~~ it's so **** comfortable! That..." racking his brains, he gave this mysterious thing a name, "Little cutie, I'll call you cutie, if you like it gently Pinch it, if you don’t like it, just pinch it hard, and I’ll just give you another name.”

The paw seemed very satisfied, and was still gently kneading him.

Anyone who has ever enjoyed such treatment, the other person's kneading has made him feel comfortable, and he almost groaned.

Mao on the side looked at this scene with wide eyes, and couldn't help but say sour words with jealousy, "His grandma's, this thing still eats this kind of thing, why didn't I think of it?"

It caused him to suffer for several days for no reason. Unfortunately, he himself is the broom star!

His heart wailed painfully.