Brother Dao Committed Evil Again
Chapter 91: He's so hard
At this moment, any one is like an ant in a hot pot, constantly bouncing around.
On the other hand, the surroundings of Sanshi were much more relaxed. All the bugs chose to avoid him and keep a certain distance from him. He took a step forward, and the bugs automatically moved away a little, as if they were very jealous of him.
"Brother Shi, why did they come to bite me, but let you go alone?"
In such a short time, countless insects were trampled to death under any foot.
Sanshi casually flipped his sleeves and said leisurely, "It's a matter of character, and it's probably because I'm too handsome, they can't say anything!"
"Pfft~ They're not female bugs, they don't care about your beauty or ugliness. Can you lead the way, so that we can get out of here as soon as possible?" Ren Yi prayed.
As expected, Sanshi refused without hesitation, "No! This is your trial, not mine, you can find a way yourself."
Ren Yi sighed, thinking of the bold man at the time? Just gone forever? Is it fun to watch him struggle to survive? If the resentment in his heart can be expressed by color, it is estimated that it is black at the moment.
He touched a rusty dagger on his body, which he accidentally picked up while helping a slain monk to bury the bones outside the north **** of Illusory Valley.
For such a dense number of insects, it is not as suitable as his big feet, which can chop at least ten or twenty with one foot.
It was because the foot was stomped too much, it was numb, and it couldn't move, especially with a child in his arm, he really felt that it was too difficult.
It's been a cup of tea since he came in, and he hasn't walked one-tenth of the distance. If he stays like this, all the bugs will be summoned.
Suddenly, there was a tingling pain in his calf, and he couldn't help bending over to touch it. There was a huge beetle with a pair of powerful elastic legs, and its large serrated mouth had been inserted into his leg flesh. , When it was pulled out, a stream of blood splattered out.
He threw the worm on the ground at will, and before he lifted his big foot, he saw that the worm had an amazing jumping force, and through the thick trouser legs, he suddenly pierced a hole again.
This time it seemed to be even more ruthless than the last time, it hurt so much that he almost threw the little cutie out.
This time, he didn't dare to dispose of this bug at will, and he didn't dislike being dirty. He squeezed it hard with his big hand and crushed it. Immediately, the worm's sauce was all over his hands, so disgusting that he almost spit out his overnight meal.
"Wipe it for you, little brother." Little cute was very discerning, and took out a silk handkerchief from her chest and handed it over.
Ren Zizai happily took it over, and after wiping it, he asked a little bit wrongly, "Where did this woman come from?"
Even in the not very bright light, he could still see a picture of mandarin ducks playing in the water embroidered on the silk handkerchief.
This is not serious at first glance, but it is not something that ordinary women in the boudoir would use. I don't know where the little cutie got it from.
Little Cutie lowered her head a little shyly, "That...before dark yesterday, people went out to play when they were full, and then they heard the sound of "hmmmm" and "crunch" in the yard next door. come."
While dealing with the bugs, either side asked perfunctorily, "Then what? What did you do? Is there a relationship with this silk handkerchief?"
He didn't really want to ask anything, just because he was afraid that this kid would steal other people's things, just ask things clearly.
He suddenly had the illusion that his eldest brother was like his father, and that his old father was difficult to handle. A person's growth is like a small sapling, no matter how well it is bundled when it is a child, it will grow crooked when it grows up.
"Cough cough... I was very curious at the time, so I went over the wall and went in to have a look. The result, um... I saw two people fighting in a wing room, hee hee... It was really fun, so funny. !"
"Little brother, don't you know, that woman is so ugly, she is not as good as Yaoniang in the Red Chamber, she just screams a little..."
"Stop, stop! Is this something you should know as a child?" Ren Zhan couldn't listen anymore, and while his mood was agitated, he was suddenly bitten by a jumping insect.
The three pools of blood on the ground were so dazzling, this **** smell instantly attracted the attention of many insects, hula la crowded around and scrambled, as if enjoying a rich gluttonous feast.
Taking advantage of this neutral position, Ren Yi no longer cares about anything, and immediately starts to run wildly.
Stepping on the corpse of the bug all the way, he didn't know how long he ran and how many times he was bitten. When a bright sunlight appeared in front of him, he had the illusion that it was like a lifetime.
Looking back at the gloomy wormhole, there were still some worms squirming at the mouth of the hole, but they didn't chase after them.
The bright sunshine is like a cover, isolating them from the world, and it is sealed in the cave.
What greeted him was no longer an ordinary Taiyi Sect disciple, but a middle-aged man with a sign of housekeeping.
He seemed to be a little surprised that someone broke through so quickly, but he still sincerely congratulated: "Congratulations to the three of you, you have passed the test so quickly. You have broken the record of this sect. As a preferential treatment, you can choose among them. An elder is a teacher."
Then, he pointed to the three men of different strengths and introduced: "This one is the senior elder of the sect - Xi Fangping, who is in charge of the logistics of the sect, such as material procurement, personnel welfare distribution, etc., and he is best at foreign affairs. Family hard kung fu iron head kung fu."
The first elder was a somewhat serious chunky man, with a big fat head that was smooth and dazzling.
Any Zi Zi hurriedly stepped forward to greet him, "I have seen Elder Xi."
For any of the three, Xi Fangping just nodded slightly, and Quan Dang knew it.
The steward then introduced the second one, "This person with a disgusting and kind face is our second elder Wu Shixun, who hates evil and hates evil. His martial power is widely recognized in the whole sect, but his temper is a little hot, and he will pull it out if he disagrees. Knife, to choose him as a master, you have to be prepared."
As he spoke, the second elder Wu Shixun clapped his chest, "Worship me as a teacher, whoever dares to bully you in Zongli in the future will beat him up!"
He is different from other elders, because his face is full of flesh, he looks vicious, and his speech is too careless. He can often make people cry, not to mention accepting apprentices.
Every year during the mountain gate trial, he would come here dryly, looking for good seedlings to accept apprentices. Disappointed every time. What he likes, others don't like him, what he doesn't like, even if you push him, he doesn't like him.
In this way, there have been hundreds of disciples from other elders and disciples, all fighting in groups. As far as he is still a loner, he fights alone wherever he goes.
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