BTTH: Myriad Realms Mall
Chapter 142 The Bullied Farting Pig
The flower meadow outside the Huaxia Mall is a beautiful scenery outside the Huaxia Mall. There are flower beds and grasslands that span thousands of miles. All kinds of exotic flowers are blooming here, so beautiful. At this time, a young man wearing a green hat and looking a little stupid was sitting there with his head lowered.
The fart pig was playing with the flowers in his hands, tearing off the petals piece by piece, looking sad. Just now I went to Lin Pingzhi to confess, but was rejected again.
Because Ye Shiqiu explained that he was not allowed to say his gender, Lin Pingzhi refused Zhu Bajie with a phrase that many goddesses often used: "I'm sorry, you are a good person, but I really don't want to fall in love now!"
Alas, his spring is brilliant, Pig Bajie dignified Marshal Tianpeng, and now he has been issued a good person card, this, alas!
"Elder Sister Pingzhi doesn't want to have piglets with my old pig, what should I do? Is my old pig destined to die alone in this life?" Not a single petal of the flower in her hand has been torn away. Fart pig Throwing it back at will, he said sadly.
Since seeing Lin Ping in women's clothes, Fart Pig has found that he can no longer hold other people in his heart. Lin Pingzhi's frown and smile, his coquettish face, his skin that can be broken by blows, and his beautiful buttocks are quite raised... Just thinking about it, the fart pig couldn't help drooling. My old pig really, really seemed to put little Elder Sister Hirao on the bed, and then...
"Who dares to attack This Venerable?!" Just as Fart Pig fantasized about the beautiful picture of lingering with Lin Pingzhi on the bed, an angry shout sounded from the sky behind him.
boom! At the same time, the sky suddenly thundered, and the thunder and lightning covered the white clouds and spread out, forming a huge thunder net. There was a silver-white beard on the chin, and the old man with tall hair stood hanging on it.
This old man was wearing a set of silver robes. On the silver robes, the pattern of thunder and lightning was painted. From a distance, it was like a living thing, constantly circulating, and even faintly there were some thunder powers permeating it. out. only……
It's just that the old man's hair was twisted, and a flower branch without petals was inserted into it, which made the old man a master, and the image of the supreme powerhouse was seriously damaged.
"Huh? Who is bothering my old pig? Huh?" Pulled back from the dream by the angry shout, the fart pig immediately turned his head and cursed. But when I saw that the sky with blue sky and white clouds was actually carrying several thunders, I couldn't help but stunned, and then said leisurely.
"Thunder on a sunny day is not a good sign!"
"Huh? It's you who attacked the old man? Use this?" In this colorful flowerbed, the green of the fart pig stood out, and the old man saw him immediately, this guy who looked stupid. He took off the flower branch on his head, and the old man asked lightly towards it.
"Sneak attack? My old pig has never had it, and I don't even bother to do such a thing. Who are you? You can't slander my old pig and question my old pig's pig quality by relying on your age!" Insulted, the fart pig rubbed up violently, pointing at the old man in the air and said a little aggrieved.
I am a good person. I helped my grandma to cross the road. I did it when I was a child. I also got a little red flower from the piggy kindergarten. My old pig is a real good pig. How can you say that I am old? What about pigs? Or when my old pig was trying to chase girls, what should I do if some rumors spread to Elder Sister Pingzhi? Having said that, Fart Pig looked left and right to make sure that there was no one else, and he was relieved at the moment.
"Slander?" Hearing the honest and honest man in the green hat say so, the silver-robed old man narrowed his eyes slightly and said in a dangerous tone, "Is there anyone else here besides you? and……"
Throwing the flower branch on the fart pig, the old man said coldly: "Isn't the breath on it yours?"
"Huh?" Hearing the old man say that, Fart Pig squatted down, picked up the flower branch, looked at it, and smelled it. It does have a breath of its own, by the way, this is...
Although the fart pig is a bit stupid, but not mentally retarded, he suddenly remembered that this is the flower branch he just lost, and it seemed to be inserted in that old grandpa just now... uh... The anger of being disturbed by the sweet dream just now became a little embarrassing, I'm sorry .
"Hmph, I dare to be a rat who dares not to be. This old man is Venerable Lei, the pavilion master of Fenglei Pavilion. This Venerable asks you, who are you? Why did you attack this old man? Huh?" With a disdainful voice, the silver-robed old man shouted sharply.
The embarrassed expression of the honest and honest fart pig fell into Venerable Lei's eyes and turned into fear, and Dou Qi suddenly pierced his bodyguard just now and inserted a flower branch into his hair, which he regarded as a sneak attack when he was not prepared. However, this is also normal. After all, he flew all the way and did not sense the breath of the fart pig, so the fart pig must be hiding. Since it was hidden and attacked itself, it was not a sneak attack, what was it? If it wasn't for a sneak attack, could this stupid-looking guy hit him? joke! The poor man never thought that it wasn't that the fart pig hid his breath, but that he couldn't sense its breath at all!
"Old pig, I am a pig, not a rat!" After replying, the fart pig thought that he had no intention of inserting the flower branch into his family... He touched his head apologetically, bowed and said, "I'm sorry, my old pig didn't I saw you, accidentally, old pig, I apologize to you here, sorry!"
"Humph!" He didn't take Fart Pig's apology to heart at all, because in Venerable Lei's eyes, the guy who dared to offend himself... is already a dead person!
"This Venerable asked you, but the Chinese people who occupied Tianbei City instructed you to come here to ambush This Venerable?" Venerable Lei asked dignifiedly. My own direct disciple, Feng Qinger from Phoenix Clan of the Heavenly Demon, has not returned since he came to Tianbei City. If something happened, how should I explain to Phoenix Clan of the Heavenly Demon? Came here in a hurry.
"Tianbei City? My old pig doesn't know what you are talking about, old pig, I have never heard of this place!" He shook his head. Fart Pig looked blank.
"Humph, what the hell is Huaxia Mall right now!" Venerable Lei said angrily. Tianbei City, which belonged to his own Fenglei Pavilion, was occupied by others in an instant, which was a great shame he had never had since he stepped into Dou Venerable.
"Hey, what are you talking about? Huaxia Mall is only Huaxia Mall. What's the matter with you adding shit? Even if you like shit, you can't just add it!" After apologizing, he didn't owe you anything. Pointing at the old guy in the air, Fart Pig said dissatisfiedly. What kind of shit, if you want to add it, you should add a pig's ass, the old pig is much better than the dead dog of the roaring dog!
"You are presumptuous!" With a wave of his right fist, a strong thunder Dou Qi gushed out from the old man.
"Why? You still want to hit me old pig? Old pig, I have already spoken to you, why are you so careful!" Seeing the other party's terrifying aura, Fart Pig couldn't help but take a step back.
"Hmph, a stupid pig dares to offend the strong Dou Venerable, can this be solved by an apology?" Venerable Lei said lightly, looking down at the farting pig.
"Old pig, I'm going to marry a daughter-in-law soon, and I don't want to fight with others. Otherwise, Elder Sister Pingzhi will think that old pig is violent. Grandpa, old pig, I'm apologizing to you. Don't do it, okay?" Fart pig He looked at the majestic old man with a pitiful look on his face.
Seeing that the fart pig is so useless, Venerable Lei is even more disdainful. I don't know how the sneak attack was successful just now?
"Heh, marrying a daughter-in-law?" As if hearing some funny joke, Venerable Lei burst out laughing, pointing to the farting pig below, and said in a state of disbelief: "Just like you, there are people who are willing to marry you, really. I don't know which ugly woman has such a vision!"
"Huh? What? Cowardly? Ugly, ugly woman?" Hearing the other party's words, the fart pig trembled uncontrollably. He, he actually said that the old pig, my little elder sister, is...
"Hmph, This Venerable is too lazy to waste saliva with you who only know how to sneak up on the spineless cowards, This Venerable has to clean up those madmen who occupied Tianbei City and save my disciples!" Looking at the farting pig with disdain, Venerable Lei waved his hand, and the giant thunder net under his feet rushed down.
The power of thunder, densely packed, blue giant net covering the sky, crackling blue light, is this the power of Dou Venerable, Venerable Lei?
"This Venerable will do good deeds and send you on your way, lest someone marry you and delay your life!"
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