BTTH: Myriad Realms Mall
Chapter 561 Xiao Yan, Go To Heaven! (For Subscription, For Collection)
Everyone knows what a kidney is and what it means to a man. Losing it, or having it badly hurt, and what it means to that man, it goes without saying.
As a young genius who has been determined to become a fighting emperor since he was a child, expand his harem, and live a beautiful life with two children in three years and four in five years, Xiao Yan said that the Young Master is not yet, how can he have renal dysfunction?
"Impossible!" His face changed suddenly, and he directly raised his hands to touch his body, as if he wanted to find out the truth that the little white face deceived his own.
How do you know...
It's broken, one of my two kidneys is broken, it's broken...
Although he couldn't look inside, Xiao Yan was someone who had broken through to Dou Fighter, plus some of his own touch and experience. After touch exploration, he found that the little white face didn't lie, his previous kick was real. He hit his own kidney and cut off his bright future as a man.
"No, wait. Maybe it's just that I can't give birth to a child, and that part can still be hardened!" Despair and fear came one after another. Suddenly, a thought appeared in Xiao Yan's mind, which brought him a little starlight and let him His ugly face eased slightly, and he gradually began to laugh.
Yes, it must be like this, but it's just that women can't have children, and women can still sleep!
Xiao Yan comforted himself in his heart.
At this time, he was not the Yan Emperor who was used to seeing and touching beautiful women in the future, but a scum who peeped at his cousin in the bath and was caught alive, molested his nominal cousin for two years, and he was a little crazy about women. Pursuit, and even when she broke off her marriage with Nalan Yanran and got Gu Xun'er's sincerity, when she went to the Magical Beasts Mountains to experience, she was all rubbed against the beautiful Yun Yun.
Heck, far away.
In short, throughout Xiao Yan's life, all of them were a pervert. At this time, he was in the most lustful period of his life, and the problem of renal insufficiency was a bolt from the blue for him.
Although it is much better than cutting that part directly, at least it is not a eunuch.
Seeing the kid who kept shouting "Come on, Baba, come on, Baba", he finally showed a nervous look, grinned, and looked at his clown-like behavior coldly.
Still pretending, I still want to pretend to be crazy and sell stupid in front of my lord, so as to trigger my lord's principle of never taking action against fools, kid, you are really willing to go out!
Also, what's the matter with your self-comforting expression, a manly man, his life is about to die, you still think about whether you can sleep with women in the future, what kind of thinking is this?
I feel that I have really learned a lot today.
In his opinion, if he is that little devil, since he has already given his life and is willing to pretend to be a fool, then when the other party says that his own kidney has been kicked, he should not show a panicked expression. Continue to pretend to be stupid, maybe the family sees you as a fool and thinks it's shameful to kill you, so will they let you go?
After all, it's just that the kidney is missing, not the little Younger Brother. From the outside, he looks exactly the same as a normal man. Strictly speaking, he's not a eunuch either. After all, there's nothing wrong with that place!
Isn't it that you can't touch women all your life? Compared with your life and acting stupid, what is it?
Unexpectedly, his reaction was so fierce!
"Ahem, 気, is what you just said true? You really kicked his thing?" Ye Shiqiu looked away from Xiao Yan, waved his hand, and tore open a space leading to Xiao's house , asked Xiao Zhan, who was under his control, to fetch Tuo She Ancient Emperor's Jade and asked Qi at the same time.
Ye Shiqiu didn't think much about the question of whether Xiao Yan was pretending to be stupid. It was impossible for him to live, whether he was stupid or not. In fact, it didn't make any difference.
It's just that the news that Ying Family's kidney was kicked out of a generation is a little bit crazy, even more exciting than he was kicked into a fool.
Under Ye Shiqiu's cold exterior, there is actually a heart of Eight Trigrams. He wants to know if the future Yan Emperor Xiao Yan is real...
"That's right, it's true." Hearing Ye Shiqiu's question, Ji waved his hand and said casually: "Actually, Lord Ben didn't mean it either. Aiming at his chin, who would have known that he would dodge back in time!"
Having said this, Ji paused for a while, glanced at Xiao Yan and Gu Xun'er who were also looking over, spread his hands, and said with a hint of helplessness in his tone.
"Who knew that since he hid in time, my lord was going to kick the foot of his chin, and kicked it directly into his stomach. Where he was kicked, there was one of his kidneys, alas, my lord also Very helpless!"
"Pfft!" As soon as these words came out, he was seriously injured by that kick, and he was out of breath, with only half his life left. Xiao Yan, who hoped to save his life by pretending to be stupid, suddenly became furious and gushed blood. sprayed out.
"Xiao Yan big brother, Xiao Yan big brother..." Gu Xun'er shouted anxiously after seeing Xiao Yan, who was completely exhausted and fell into his arms with his eyes 'in a coma' after spraying blood. Tears were about to flow.
"Ding, Host indirectly killed the protagonist of the original world - Xiao Yan, completed the task of hiding and crossing the strategy, and the gate of the source world opened."
"Ding, the hidden traversal strategy mission, the first world the Host traversed, and also the initial world, was Dou Qi Continent, so the Host's hidden strategy mission was to remove the protagonist and villain from this world."
"After the completion of the strategy task, the host's strategy career will also end, and the next road will be left to the host. This system will not assign any tasks to the host in the future, and the system functions will only retain the purchase and recycling of the mall. In the past Published, the tasks that have not been completed at this moment are all void."
"Ding, the origin gate is the gate that connects the world where the protagonist originally lived. It has now been placed in the Royal Plaza of China Mall fifteen years later."
"Ding, there is still half of Host's hidden strategy mission. After completing it, you can get the original time-space gate. After the original time-space gate and the original world gate are superimposed, Host can return to the world and space-time where he first traveled."
At the same time that Xiao Yan 'passed out', the system's voice sounded in Ye Shiqiu's mind.
Hearing the sound, Ye Shiqiu was completely stunned. He still had a hidden mission, to kill the protagonist and villain of Dou Qi Continent? Is this the reason to teleport yourself to Dou Qi Continent?
No, these are not important anymore, they are just ants. The most important thing is that the origin gate, the gate that connects to your own world, and the time and space gate of the origin world, with them, you can go back to the place where you once lived before you crossed.
"Xiao Ye, what's wrong with you? Why are you in a daze?" Aware that the people around him were distracted, he touched his body and asked aloud.
"Oh, it's alright." Ye Shiqiu said softly when he regained his senses.
"Xiao, Xiao Yan big brother?" At this time, Gu Xun'er finally realized that something was wrong with the person who fainted in her arms. It was okay to open her eyes, she still didn't breathe, this...
"Hey, Xiao Ye, did that guy get kicked to death by my lord, or was he mad at me?" Unlike Gu Xun'er, he could see at a glance that the kid who pretended to be crazy and sold the fool had returned to the sky, rubbing his chin, no solution asked.
Hearing this question, Ye Shiqiu closed his eyes, his heart couldn't calm down because of the system's previous words, and he was very excited, but his face remained as cold as before, his lips were slightly parted, and he said casually.
"Even if you're pissed off!"
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