Building a sect from scratch

Chapter 193: Eating Three Chickens on a Full Moon Day

After leaving the stone house and walking outside for a while, I came to a village full of low thatched houses.

These small thatched houses are only waist-high and semicircular in shape. They lie on the ground one by one, like a pile of scattered milk coffee-flavored cakes. Some are decorated with garlands on the top, and some are covered with various colors. The leaves are full of wild interest, as if you are in a fairy tale world.

"Aunt Zijun!"

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In the distance, a fat fox barked and ran a few steps towards the crowd.

After seeing Zhao Qing and others, he was even more surprised and said hello: "It's Taoist friend Su Meng Jin!"

When the Jade Emperor heard the fat fox call Zhao Qing, he suddenly showed a strange expression, and Mai Li on the team channel laughed so hard that he couldn't breathe: "What the hell is Taoist Tumengjin? Haha, it's so funny. Hahahaha - —”

Even Shen Yun couldn't help laughing.

Zhao Qing ignored the Jade Emperor's ridicule and greeted him enthusiastically. She even reached out and rubbed the fat fox's head and said, "Yue Niang, long time no see!"

The fat fox didn't understand that this was a polite way of saying hello. He drooped his ears back and shouted aggrievedly: "Yes, yes! You haven't been here for a long time!"

"Isn't this coming!" Zhao Qing coaxed, pointing to the Jade Emperor and Shen Yun beside him, and introduced to Fat Fox: "These are my two junior brothers, the Jade Emperor and Yun Canghai."

Then he introduced Fat Fox: "This is Yueniang, her name is Hu Manyue."

"What a cute name!"

The Jade Emperor smiled and stretched out his sinful claws, trying to imitate Zhao Qing and slap the fox's head, but Hu Manyue ducked his head and avoided it.

Hu Zijun smiled and said: "Haha, this name has a background. Look at her figure, she is as plump as the full moon, so she should be called the full moon!"

Hu Manyue protested dissatisfied: "Aunt Zijun!"

Zhao Qing said hurriedly: "How cute it is to be chubby! Foxes should be chubby and furry!"

The Jade Emperor also nodded in favor and said, "That's right!"

When Hu Manyue heard this, she immediately showed a proud look. She put her feet on the ground, put her paws on her hips, and said with a proud expression: "Hmph!"

Hu Zijun smiled and said: "Okay, Yueniang, go and ask everyone to make tea and get fruits so that you can entertain the guests!"

"Okay!"

Hu Manyue responded, turned around and jumped a few times, then disappeared behind the thatched house.

Then, there were suddenly more foxes walking through the village, including those carrying baskets, carrying water, and holding pots. Some foxes carefully held a few tea bowls and walked upright; some foxes held bamboo baskets in their mouths and rested on all fours; some foxes worked together, pulling and pushing to move a container. The big basket full of fruits was being carried with difficulty to the river.

The Jade Emperor was stunned by this strange sight and exclaimed: "They are so capable!"

Shen Yun also said: "You look so hardworking!"

Hu Zijun was very impressed by the compliments of several people and said modestly: "Foxes are stubborn and can't be said to be diligent. In fact, this is just learning the way of life of your human race. This is very beneficial to practice. Over time, it will also help to transform. shape."

"Then why not let them settle in Chang'an City?" The Jade Emperor said doubtfully: "Wouldn't that be more convenient! We already have a lot of demon cultivators in Chang'an City! I heard that several of them realized enlightenment and transformed into human beings not long after living there. "

Hu Zijun explained: "To survive in human settlements, you have to learn to make a living on your own. They are straightforward and have a hard time supporting themselves. Therefore, the foxes in Chiyuan Cave are rarely allowed to go out unless they are transformed."

The Jade Emperor said: "There are many ways to make a living by yourself! I think they can open a fox cafe and play in the fox cafe every day to make money while lying down. They will definitely make a lot of money!"

"Fox coffee?"

"Well, it's just to open a teahouse, but the main purpose is to let customers masturbate... well, it's to cure the guests." The Jade Emperor smacked his mouth and quickly changed the way of describing it, saying: "Let people touch their heads, fox fur, etc. Then sell some tea and snacks at a high price, guaranteed to make a profit!"

Hu Zijun's eyes were filled with confusion: "Let the humans touch the fox... fur?"

Zhao Qing secretly stepped on the Jade Emperor and took over the words: "It's like this, we human race, especially the disciples of Taiyin Sect, because we don't have any ourselves, we especially like furry creatures, such as cats, dogs, foxes and rabbits. I especially like the feeling of stroking this fluffy fur, which will have a stress-relieving effect...

"Decompressing means... well, it means unwinding and releasing stress! As you know, this practice, study, including our daily work and life, are very stressful! If you are stressed, you will be in a bad mood. , it can range from depression and misanthropy to suicide! At this time, if you can touch a furry thing like a fox or a cat, your mood will immediately improve!

"How can I say this? It's a way to relax! To a certain extent, it's also a 'treatment' for us! So we often say that touching fur will be 'healed'! Uh... I hope our thoughts will not offend you..."

Although Hu Zijun still didn't understand the logic of "touching a fox can make you feel better", she didn't feel offended. She said: "It's not offensive, but...it's just that you human monks can't change into Do you look like cats and dogs? Why don’t you become cats and dogs and touch each other?”

The Jade Emperor said: "Ah, it's mainly the art of transformation. It's too difficult to learn. Not many people can learn it! Secondly, the transformed animals are very fake and not like real furry ones. They are naturally cute and natural. cure!"

Shen Yun frowned and said, "And people touching each other... is too weird!"

Zhao Qing said: "Actually, it's not strange. Anyway, it's quite common for us girls to touch each other's heads!"

Shen Yun suddenly said: "I understand when you say that. Maybe animal hair is equivalent to human hair? It just feels better and looks more beautiful?"

But the Jade Emperor interrupted in a very disgraceful way: "Why isn't it leg hair?"

Shen Yun shuddered: "A layer of leg hair that is so thick that it looks like the fur of a fox or a cat or a dog? Are you talking about an orangutan or a baboon?"

Hu Zijun was thoughtful: "I remember that fellow Taoist people came back last time and seemed to have a good time playing with them. They seemed to like touching their ears?"

"Ah... Well, the fox is indeed, from a human aesthetic point of view... At least from the aesthetic point of view of our Taiyin Sect disciples, the fox is very, very, very cute!"

Zhao Qing was a little embarrassed and said "special" several times in a row in order to "excuse" her shameless behavior and forcefully regain her respect.

"Alas! The fox color is charming! Who doesn't like furry things!" The Jade Emperor shook his head and sighed, emphasizing: "Really, as long as you settle in our Chang'an City, you will be sought after by thousands of people! And there is no need to worry. Security issues! Our whole city is connected to the Internet! If there is any problem, we can report it immediately! So far, the crime rate among residents is zero!

Zhao Qing couldn't help complaining on the team channel: "You're really bragging! That's because those who committed crimes are either killed or driven out!"

Hu Zijun was really moved: "Well... the 'fox' that fellow Taoists talked about is really feasible? Foxes who have not yet transformed can't live without food. They can't eat or drink every day, so they take Yueniang. She said that most of the time she eats three chickens a day!"

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