Building a sect from scratch

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The mountain civet police officer took elegant little steps, nimbly crossing the ground covered with fallen leaves and scattered branches, and came to an already confused player.

It sat down in front of the player whose ID was [Eighty Tears Jungler], licked its paws, and asked: "Man, I have a mission, will you take it?"

The player didn't react a bit: "Ren, mission!?"

"If you don't want to take it, forget it!"

Officer Bobcat stood up and seemed ready to leave.

Unexpectedly, the player seemed to have just realized what was going on. He knelt down on the ground with a plop, then leaned in front of the mountain civet officer's face, and shouted at least an octave higher: "Think about it! Take another Take it! Please let me experience the pleasure of Ou Huang!"

The mountain civet officer jumped back two steps cautiously, widening the distance between him and the player. He hesitated for a moment, but still did not move away. He squatted down again, his ears twitched, and said: "I want to pick a name. But I don’t know what name to choose. I know that you can discuss it on the Blue Star Realm’s Internet, so please help me ask and see if there are any good names!

"As a reward, I will give you a piece of thousand-year-old iron bamboo, which is an excellent material for refining weapons and forging weapons."

[Eighty-Tearful Jungler] nodded with excitement, making the ground bang, and said, "No problem! I promise to complete the mission!"

Seeing that the other party seemed really excited and willing, Officer Shancive Cat nodded with satisfaction: "Then, when you say hello, come to me again, I will wait for you on the biggest tree next to Chang'an Night Market. "

After saying that, without waiting for the player to reply, it jumped into the grass and disappeared into the grass.

[Eighty Years Jungle with Tears] After being stagnant for a while, I found that there was no task displayed in my taskbar. I almost thought I had just hallucinated!

Fortunately, there was a complete conversation in the NPC chat record. He quickly took a screenshot and saved it, then rushed back to the Datong Shop where the sect used the free "morgue" and went offline - he didn't even have time to choose a bed!

A few minutes later, a certain player who was about to come back and log out was hit by the body of [Eighty-Tear Jungler]. He almost didn't fall down and cursed angrily: "Fuck! Who is this so immoral! Why is he stuck? Offline at the door? Isn’t this an intentional attempt to cause a fight?”

Then he kicked the [Eighty-Tearful Jungler]'s body towards the corner, clearing the ground at the door. Still controlling his strength, he kicked his foot twice more to vent his anger - if it was any harder, it would easily be judged as a malicious attack. , it will become famous, and the gain outweighs the loss!

The offline [80 Tears Jungler] had no idea about these things. He opened the forum with great excitement, started cutting and formatting various screenshots, and posted three posts in a row.

The first one to be posted was "Brother, I'm so cute, I've turned around and turned into a European emperor", which was artificially placed at the top by netizens as soon as it was released.

"This post is also known as: "How did you know that I was approached by Sheriff Mimi to give me a mission?"

This post is also titled: "That's right!" I am the hot man designated by Sheriff Mimi! 》”

At the beginning of the post, there is a screenshot of the game of a mountain civet police officer sitting upright, a few words that really deserve a beating, and a screenshot of the in-game NPC chat record.

Unexpectedly, as soon as I posted it, the second floor of the post was immediately occupied——

“Plow fast and keep me awake at night!”

By the time [Eighty Tears Jungle] finished posting the follow-up, there were already 99+ posts.

“The first time I met Sheriff Mimi was on a sunny day. He came towards me very firmly and chose me without hesitation!

"You must be confused by the handsome guy!

"Then, it gave me a mission! Although it is a hidden private mission that is not displayed in the taskbar, this is Sheriff Mimi's mission!

“Of course, this task requires everyone to participate. For specific tasks, please jump to this post [hyperlink].

“As for why I have to post more posts…

"Brother, let's show off, can't we?"

The post is not long, but I have posted a lot of pictures, mainly "beautiful photos" of the mountain civet police officers in various poses, and various screenshots of NPC chat records that I want to post three times.

Netizens turned into sour lemons and criticized the original poster——

"Get out of the way, I've been angry lately, I'm here to wake him up!"

"Draw your sword! Love rival! Are you worthy of the portrait of Sheriff Mimi!?"

There are also those who keep making naughty remarks——

"It really doesn't work. It's more important for the three of you to live a peaceful life than anything else!"

"Go back upstairs, there are two people and one monster!"

"Then if there is a divorce, who will Mimi be with?"

"Follow me, thank you, we are already together and live happily!"

In addition, more netizens, especially players, are curious about this matter.

"Isn't Chief Mimi super cold? I remember never letting anyone touch him!"

"That's right! In the past, there was a player who was so mean that he was sent back to the dark room, and his favorability was reduced to -100, so much so that Sheriff Mimi turned red and warm when he saw that player, and his paws were bright, and the boss was very happy! "

"Hey, I remember that too! The portal is here, and the posts are still there! [Hyperlink]"

"Chief Mimi actually also sends out missions! What a niche text!"

Some netizens raised questions: "Wait a minute, isn't this task about giving it a name? Why do you call it Mimi?"

"Ahem, well...because it's called Sangbiao, we call it Mimi!"

"Don't believe or spread rumors, it's clearly a punishment!"

"Penalty, punishment? Why did he call you Mimi?"

However, in addition to the nonsense, some netizens still answered seriously: "The main reason is that it has no name, and I don't know if it is a bug in the data card. It directly says that the mountain civet cat is a mountain civet cat. Its race is still a mountain civet cat monster. This is not only a mouthful, but what else?" It doesn’t sound like the name at all, so everyone just calls me ‘Mimi’!”

"That's it. I propose that the alternative list is as follows: Killing Blade, Seizing Bones, Judgment, Punishment Blade, Duchen..."

"Help hahahahahahahahahaha I can't stop laughing. What is this ancient list of killer romance heroes? Hahahahahaha..."

"You're going to Mingjiao to buy some goods, right?"

"Nonsense! We obviously went to Baling to buy the goods!"

Of course, the most popular ones are the various name suggestions.

In addition to deliberately confusing names such as "Sangbiao" and "Punishment", there are also many normal suggestions, such as "Xino", "Jinbo", "General Li", "Lingming Jing", and one Look at the "glutinous rice balls" and "dried fish" with the names of your cats on them.

However, among all the random suggestions, Wang Ergou, who was wearing the certification mark, followed the first floor: "Don't name your pet cat with the mentality of naming it. They are serious demons who have developed spiritual intelligence. Don't use it." With such a boring mentality, if someone gets angry, [Tearful Jungler] will probably burst into tears!"

This was originally a very serious advice, but the effect... seemed to be a bit counterproductive.

"Really!? In this case, then I vote for 'Mimi'! It doesn't matter whether it makes me laugh or not, the main thing is to see the poster in tears!"

"Second!"

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