Building a sect from scratch
Chapter 51 My Apprentice is an NPC
"Help! What should I do if my apprentice is an NPC? ? 》
The latest popular post on the game forum was actually not posted by Wang Ergou, but by a lucky player who looked like a long-term diver at the same level. This made many netizens feel fresh and new.
After all, I'm tired of watching Flying Bamboo Raft. There are just a few videos and screenshots going back and forth, which is not fun enough.
However, I heard that Lani was already preparing to use the high compensation given by Wang Ergou to rub the flying boat. In order to satisfy the perverted request of the majority of netizens to peek at the progress at all times, Lani even opened a live broadcast account. The manual process for uploading screen recordings - the reason for uploading screen recordings is mainly because the live broadcast function of the game has not yet been enabled. What makes everyone most angry is that even though it has been criticized for a long time, the game officials still act like they are dead. Nothing happened.
But as soon as this post came out, Lani’s hand rubbing the flying boat was immediately pushed to the second most popular post.
“As a floor-wiper with undisputed prowess among all players on the server, I posted this post with great regret.
"I'm so stupid, really. I just know that I can't tease NPCs in the sect, otherwise my favorability points will be deducted. I didn't know that there are hidden values in this game, and I can't even make fun of them.
“That day, my relatives and friends went to dig for spiritual grass as soon as they got online. When I got online, they already had a backpack filled with them, so they asked me to go to Guangcheng Immortal Residence in Taiping Town to sell them.
"I was very obedient and listened to everything he said, so I went. After I sold the spiritual grass, I wanted to return to the sect. Who knew that I saw an ugly kid NPC on the road, so I thought about teasing him. After a while, I asked him if he would like to be my apprentice and follow me back to the Taiyin Sect.
"He was actually willing. I didn't expect the NPCs in this game to be so smart, and Brother Kid actually took it seriously. But I was just saying it! I casually made an appointment with him and ran away.
"Who would have thought that the memory function of NPCs in this game is so awesome? Brother Xiaozi has been waiting for me for more than ten days! Everyone said that I am shameless and heartless. Even Brother Xiaozi lied to me, but I just thought that there was only one It's just a game, what's the big deal...
"Then when I was waiting for the spiritual root test, I became the only one with five spiritual roots in the whole server! Five spiritual roots! I am slower than others in meditating and returning to mana! With such qualifications, I can only be a loser protagonist when I am a protagonist!
"The eldest brother of Shuanglinggen next door said that he just stole a chicken to get Shuanglinggen. I lied to Brother Kid, but he actually got Five Spiritual Roots! What does this mean! Does it mean that Brother Kid is worth more than the chicken? No! It means that in this game, you Be cautious when contacting all NPCs!
"Fortunately, this game has a high degree of freedom. Brother Ergou came to me yesterday and asked me to go back to Brother Xiaozi to fulfill my promise and see if I can reverse my spiritual roots. Can I not cooperate? I also I don’t want to mop the floor forever!
"Later, after we found Brother Kid, we took him in, and it did have some effect, but not much - for example, my speed of returning to mana during meditation is the same as that of other players, but my spiritual root is still five spiritual roots, and my mana bar is still short. Powerless!
"So brothers, there are thousands of ways to cultivate immortality, but the first one is civilization and morality - the lessons of blood and tears, brothers!
"Finally, I would like to ask, how should I raise a fourteen-year-old illiterate child? How should I teach him in school? What teaching materials should I use? Urgent! Waiting online!"
The poster's wife-like narrative post successfully turned the comment area into a large-scale comedy scene that crushed Lu Xun's coffin, and few people came up with serious ideas.
In addition to the netizens who are not too concerned about the excitement, there are also some netizens who are shocked that they can play and develop in "Ten States", and they are very excited.
Until Wang Ergou followed the first floor: "To be honest, I am also very tempted to accept an NPC apprentice, but I tried it all afternoon yesterday and found that except for the kid brother Zhen Junzi accepted, all the nearby NPCs are residual spirit roots. , there is basically no way to practice! And as soon as I mention the keywords related to "accepting disciples", a dialog box will pop up on my face, warning me that the NPC's qualifications are too poor to practice. If I persist in my own way, I will be treated as a fraud. If it is serious, I will be disqualified from the game. And permanently blocked... Well... Although I think the setting of this thing is very unreasonable, I didn't defraud money, so why did I defraud you? But to tell everyone, I have been warned once, just in case I do it again! You may lose this game once, so Ergou doesn’t recommend that you imitate Zhen Junzi, that guy is just unlucky!”
The building within the building also comes with several screenshots of Wang Ergou being warned, which is very convincing.
Following Wang Ergou, many netizens with extremely strange brain circuits asked: "So, the current situation is that player Zhen Junzi has the only pet and the only NPC follower and disciple in the whole server?"
"Hmm...why can't this be considered an adventure?"
"Don't tell me, who wouldn't be excited by this adventure reward? Who wouldn't be confused?"
"The third time I hit you hard, the second time I said, 'Auntie loves you.' That's right, I'm a double-standard dog!"
"But this kid's appearance is indeed too eye-catching..."
"Grow it up! Isn't this just a fun way to grow it up! The host remembers to treat the child, bathe him, deworm and sterilize him... Sorry, I'm sorry..."
"Listen to me, give the child a full meal first. Look how hungry this kid is!"
"Maybe he is just naturally thin!"
"Master, I suggest you start with teaching Pinyin. The preschool Pinyin teaching materials used by my little niece are very good!"
"Isn't that true? You're fourteen and you can't read?"
"Do you think ancient times are modern? Are you still literate? The global literacy rate has been less than 20% for more than two hundred years! Let alone this ancient time when no country even existed!"
"This is a fantasy game! You're already cultivating immortals and you're talking about logic with me!?"
"There can't be logic in cultivating immortals? Where did that come from? A quibbler reincarnated?"
"Wait, don't argue yet. If the OP adopts a kid, shouldn't he teach him how to cultivate immortals? But the OP is a player! How can he teach? You can't teach the kid what posture is the fastest to pull down trees and then gain experience to level up, right? That's a bit outrageous..."
"The above poster, you guessed it right. You see, this post has exploded now and the OP hasn't responded yet because he is studying "Qi Yin Jue" by himself in the sect's library! Because the system warned him that if he didn't give the kid proper guidance for more than a week, Guidance and education, the OP will be "permanently dead" - anyway, the account will be invalidated, the genetic identity will be permanently blacklisted, and the game will never be played again! Oh, you ask me how I know this? Of course, it's because I was the one who asked him to sell the spiritual herbs! Alas, because of this, he also looted all my silver and spiritual stones, saying that it was to compensate him for his mental damages so that he could use it to support his apprentice. I also regret it..."
Good-hearted netizens ate melons online: "Wow! The fuse brother appeared! They didn't break up even though they were friends, they must be true love!"
I'm so sleepy... I don't have time to check it, there may be typos, I'll fix them when I wake up QAQ
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