Bulldozer of the NBA’s Restricted Area

Utah Jazz VS Boston Celtics.

Needless to say, the Jazz's starting lineup includes Li Shengli and Malone, shooting guard Crotty, point guard Bond, and small forward Tyrone.

Celtics starting lineup: center Robert Parish, power forward Ed Pinckney, small forward Kevin Jamber, point guard Sherman Douglas, shooting guard Dee Brown.

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After coming on the stage, the game started quickly. The two sides may have continued the warm-up session into the first quarter. The expected Jazz crushed the Celtics, or the Celtics counterattacked the Jazz. Neither situation occurred. The scores of the two sides Bite...

Jerry Sloan's life is too easy now. He is firmly seated on the head coach's throne and seems unwilling to even get up. His confidence in Li Shengli and Malone has exceeded ever.

As for Celtics coach Chris Ford.

Although he faced the Jazz, who were at their peak, Lu Kai performed very well in the first quarter. He did not show too much impatience. Instead, he chatted word by word with the assistant coach next to him.

"Is the information you got reliable?" The assistant coach seemed to be afraid that others would hear, and whispered into Ford's ear.

"Who can say for sure about this kind of thing, but unfounded things will not be spread. At present, the news only stays in a small range. You'd better not talk too much. If you mess up, You may need to find another job." Ford said absently, staring at the field.

"Shit, it's hard for me to believe this. The Jazz are the top seed for the championship this season. If they really want to dismantle their Big Three, how can the Jazz boss agree?"

"Is this something we should be worried about?" Ford suddenly withdrew his gaze and said sternly to the assistant coach: "You should pray that this thing will succeed, and that it will be Li who is demolished. I can tell you boldly, our boss Grosbeck is ready."

"Oh God, is this true?"

"I don't know if it's true or not, but I know that the Big Three of the Jazz won't be around for too long. Stern doesn't want anyone to dominate." Ford continued: "Think about it, if the Jazz's three giants will survive by then, The giant is forced to disintegrate, who will leave Salt Lake City?"

"It's Li?!"

"There is no doubt that this is the most likely scenario. If this thing really happens, the whole league will be crazy by then, and I am already doing what Grosbeck asked me to prepare."

"what to prepare?"

"Think about it for yourself. If the Big Three of the Jazz are forced to disintegrate and Lee leaves Salt Lake City, which position will they want to strengthen."

"Of course it's the center, and...the outside attack point, because they traded with the Hornets for Jeff Malone, their leading outside scorer at the time."

"That's right, so we have to prepare whatever they need in advance." Ford suddenly laughed, making the assistant coach's hair stand on end. "Look at Parrish, Brown, and Douglas. Our task now is to feed them." Their data, even if they lose, their data must be good, because they are all assets that will be shown to the Jazz when the time comes."

Oh shit?

Can you still play like this?

The assistant teacher was heartbroken at this time.

Because Ford's idea is simply a disguised form of embroidered pillows with gorgeous statistics and a big pit waiting to trick the Jazz. Although the three players Ford mentioned are all good, their playing time has soared since the All-Star Game. Kay's entire rotation is equivalent to a collective vacation.

I thought these three guys were giving gifts to head coach Ford, but what I didn't expect was that the boss and Ford's idea was... to raise pigs.

"Don't be too surprised, and don't talk nonsense. Do you think we are the only ones doing this? There are not many games left, just watch. At least the Lakers have already taken action, and of course other teams are also preparing. ." Ford continued disdainfully: "The benefits of this are obvious. We and the Lakers are no longer able to do it now. If we stop outside the playoffs to accumulate strength and brush up the data for these people, we can also use the draft rules to re-create it. With a team, if the trading limelight is really released, then the competition will be the most critical."

Celtics pig-raising tactics?

All-league pig competition?

Who is the best pig farmer in the NBA?

When did the NBA become a pig farm, and the fat pigs raised were actually prepared for the Jazz and Li Shengli?

But Ford's idea is fine. Even if Li Shengli doesn't appear, Lu Kai, who wants to restore its glory, will have to stay quiet for a while and rebuild its lineup. This method kills two birds with one stone.

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The tepid game on the court at this time finally showed some vitality towards the end of the first quarter.

Green Kai attacks.

Point guard Douglas held the ball, got rid of Bond, and quickly broke into the paint, while center Robert Parish screened high.

The effect of conventional pick-and-roll tactics never goes out of style. Li Shengli saved the defense. Parrish passed down, received the pass from Douglas, and started flying for a layup. At this time... the front row audience behind the basketball hoop caused a stir. There was a commotion, and every fan started to curse, and they were frightened and ready to run away at any time, because Li Shengli had already taken off.

At the All-Star Game, the murderous volleyball hats displayed by Li Shengli and O'Neal were vividly remembered by fans who did not watch the game live. It is generally accepted that...these two perverts are not human beings!

As long as Li Shengli is playing against O'Neal, blocking a shot is a dangerous signal. Even though Li Shengli is chasing the shot now, considering his previous impressive record, everyone is tense.

boom!

Chasing body nail board big hat.

Parrish was blocked. Because of the angle, Li Shengli was afraid that he would be too aggressive and hit Parrish, so the block was blocked. However, even if it was blocked, the ball still bounced. When it comes to the substitutes of Lukai, all the substitutes of Lukai feel like they are facing a formidable enemy.

"Beautiful, the cap is so beautiful!" Ford roared excitedly, and Parrish, who had just eaten the cap, turned green.

Has the head coach rebelled?

When you step on a horse, are your elbows turned outward, or do you have bad eyesight? !

I'm Robert Parish. It's me, not Li Shengli, who's being blocked. What on earth are you excited about? !

"Look, does this guy look like Russell?" Ford knew that his words and deeds were a bit out of line. He suppressed the excitement in his heart, lowered his voice to the lowest level, and said to the assistant coach beside him: "No, no, no, he will be better than Russell." Greater, come, come, my big baby!”

Are you crazy?

The assistant coach's expression was constipated, but Ford's lust had not stopped yet, and even became more perverted, "Look, with this big baby, he is an evolved version of the master who attacks Russell, then I am Auerbach, oh, God, Oh my god..."

Grass mud horse!

Is the teaching assistant thinking about alpacas? !

Because of the different eras, some aspects are difficult to compare, but Ford's offensive version of attacking Russell is correct, but...Ford compared himself with Auerbach, which is really shameless.

Who is Auerbach?

Coaching Green Kai, he won 9 championships, not to mention 8 consecutive championships among these 9 times, but what about Chris Ford? ! Since coaching Green Kai, the team's record has been declining. Although the team's lineup is not good, is it really not your responsibility?

Cardinal Reed Auerbach!

Pig farmer Chris Ford? !

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Ford's words and deeds just now were really surprising, and Li Shengli and Ma Long naturally heard the news. The two brothers looked at each other, and they really couldn't understand...why the head coach could still be so excited when his own player was blocked.

"Is there something wrong with this person?"

"You ask me, who should I ask?"

"No... I said, how can there be such a head coach?" Li Shengli scratched his head, "Not to mention IQ, his emotional intelligence is very problematic. Did he become a head coach through the back door?"

"What is a back door?" The literal translation of Li Shengli's slang, let alone Ma Long, is incomprehensible to anyone who is not Chinese.

"Ahem...it's just a gift or a bribe, do you understand?"

"So that's it, I learned it!" Ma Long suddenly realized it and said, "Li, I also want to use your back door to become the scoring champion."

Ma Long looked eager, while Li Shengli looked puzzled.

Take my back door?

I'll leave you, uncle!

Li Shengli's body trembled and a certain flower tensed up.

"Go away, pervert!"

"Hey, why are you still swearing?" Because the first quarter of the game was over, Ma Long chased Li Shengli and continued to shout: "Don't go, don't go, add more money, I'll add more money, I want to go through the back door!"