Bulldozer of the NBA’s Restricted Area

Four games were played in the playoffs, and the Jazz won all four.

It is normal for a player to have his own ups and downs. Malone was like this. He did not encounter a slump or show amazing fighting power. On the contrary, Li Shengli... played his best in four consecutive games. What's even more frightening is that he has no trough period at all.

In the four games, he averaged 28.2 points + 17 rebounds + 5.5 assists + 4.2 blocks. If not for the last game against the Nuggets, which only lasted two quarters due to the number of fouls, this data would have been higher again.

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"Lee, tell me if you can really control the direction of your... murderous hat?" In the locker room, the Jazz won their first victory in the second round. Everyone was happy, but Malone had been wondering whether Li Shengli collapsed on purpose. Drop Rodman.

If not, then Li Shengli's killing hat is just a general horror, after all... In the concept of randomly killing a lucky audience member, the emphasis is random!

But if it is, then there will be a big problem, because Li Shengli will become an outlaw on the court, killing everyone, but no one can tell what is wrong, and the thought of encountering such a super beast next season , even Ma Long feels it is a danger.

"Nonsense, do you think I am God?" Li Shengli glanced at Ma Long with disgust, "Don't you feel it when you block the shot? It's just a matter of a moment, it's good to be able to block it, but you still want to control the direction?"

"Huh, that's good. It seems like you're not such a beast! But... it's really too dangerous to play with you!" Ma Long breathed a sigh of relief and said to several teammates next to him: "Did you hear that? , this bastard cannot control the direction, and this means that you may also be like that idiot Rodman, so everyone should pay attention in the future and stay away from Li!"

Want you to say?

You are an afterthought!

Several people were slandering. Although they looked disgusted with Malone in their eyes, they still nodded forcefully and said... Boss Malone was right. In fact, they couldn't do it without nodding, because among the two bosses, Malone is simply the Jazz locker room. The number one 'bully'.

"Let's go, pack up and go to the press conference. Just deal with it and go home early to go to bed!" Li Shengli interrupted the nonsense of Ma Long and others.

"That's right, let's go, let me give you a good bragging in a minute!" Ma Long shouted loudly, because Li Shengli had indeed beaten General David Robinson, and he couldn't brag too much, and the two brothers didn't care. The others walked out of the locker room side by side to find Sloan, but the teammates behind them looked at the two of them and fell into deep thought...

Do you want to blow it?

What does this refer to?

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During the playoffs, whether it is before or after the game, the press conference is really a good show for fans, because this is the main position for players to provoke and quarrel with each other in the air, and Malone undoubtedly likes this link. Li Shengli was almost not allowed to talk to Sloan. Even the Jazz press officer was numb and asked questions from reporters attending the meeting.

"Coach Sloan, will Stockton rematch in the near future? According to the injury report previously announced by the Jazz, Stockton's approximate rematch time should be very soon, right?" A black reporter was more concerned about the Jazz's Lee Mars III. When will the giants be able to unite? After all, Limas will no longer exist next season, and it would be a pity not to see the final collaboration of the three giants during the playoffs.

"Soon, our teammate Stockton will rematch soon, maybe in the next game, maybe in the Western Conference finals." Malone was the first to answer.

"I...I'm asking about Coach Sloan."

"If you don't want to hear it, get out of here. Didn't I give a good answer?"

WTF?

The black reporter almost cursed. None of the reporters expected Ma Long to be so excited, but Li Shengli hit Ma Long and cursed in a low voice: "It's okay, stop talking nonsense, John is the only one who can rematch!"

"Why are you so anxious? Now is the time to tell lies. This is the essence of the press conference!" Malone smiled. In fact, this is indeed the case. There are even more outrageous operations by other teams... such as faking injuries!

Fraud?

In short, the team uses the press conference to make a statement, and the general meaning is...Unfortunately, one of our main players was slightly injured. Although the game can still be played, it will not last long, so opponents, you must not Stare at him and beat him to death!

When the opponent hears this, I wonder if I can beat my horse to death. What’s wrong with you?

So the team's tactics changed drastically, and a group of people went up and started doing it, but after doing it for a long time, they discovered that the injured guy was just...tonsilitis? Or prostatitis? It doesn't fit in with the game at all.

Although these can only be regarded as jokes, and no team will be stunned, it is undeniable that the press conference is a good time to throw out smoke bombs. Even if it has only a slight benefit to the game, which is so small that it is negligible, it will also make every team The team spared no effort to fart blindly.

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"Congratulations to the Jazz for their first victory in the second round. What I want to ask is what plans the Jazz have for this playoff trip, and how far can they go?" The fart conference continued. When the second reporter asked the question, it was Malone who answered. .

"champion!"

"Total...championship?" The reporter wanted to scold Malone for being shameless, "Can we be humble..."

"Don't ask, ask and you will be the champion!"

The second reporter retreats, and the third reporter appears.

"Do you think you can sweep the Spurs in this series? As far as I know, the Spurs have the strongest lineup in recent seasons, but the Jazz are missing Stockton."

"You're right. The Spurs have put together the strongest lineup in recent seasons, but their inside starting line-up is placed on our Jazz... and they can only play as substitutes!"

What the hell!

What the hell is that answer!

Ma Long spoke, and everyone on the scene, men, women, old and young, was bald. WTF, where is my hair?

The top inside combination of David Robinson + Dennis Rodman can only play as a substitute in the Jazz? ! These words are too arrogant, and the most irritating thing is... Thinking about it carefully, it seems that there is some truth in riding a horse, right?

Dennis's value is not as good as Malone. If you really choose one to start, you must choose Malone!

David Robinson wasn't in bad form this game, he was really beaten by Li Shengli. And with the comprehensiveness shown by Li Shengli, it seems that there is no problem in getting David Robinson to start?

Awesome!

Jazz is awesome!

Li Ma's big elbow is awesome!

The reporters present were so impressed by Ma Long's boast that they yelled "Awesome!"

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"Lee, what do you think about David Robinson? Although you performed better than him in this game, David Robinson is the veteran inside center in the NBA, and you are still sure to suppress him in the next match. Him?" When the Spurs were mentioned, reporters naturally wanted to ask Li Shengli, who had been pressing David Robinson this game.

As a cliché, it is normal for a player's status to fluctuate. No one can be 100% sure that he can beat his opponent, not even a super center against a second-rate center. The difference is only a matter of probability.

However, what is unbearable is that the second-rate center will also have his shining moments. You can't figure out where so many fairy balls come from, and you can score them with just a blind throw. And this time... Li Shengli suppressed David Robinson. What the reporter wanted to ask was whether Li Shengli could beat David Robinson again and how sure he was.

"Yes, definitely!" Malone didn't give others a chance to speak. "Li is the number one center in the league. In the interior, I, the number one power forward in the league, have to make way for him!"

Two active firsts?

This guy is crazy. What did he eat?

I can't bear to brag about Li Shengli. After all, his teammates also brag about himself. This is really shameless. And if they hadn't seen it with their own eyes and heard it with their own ears, no one would believe that this guy in front of them is famous and serious in speech. The villain Karl Malone.

"Damn it, stop bragging, I can't stand it anymore!" Li Shengli teased Ma Long again, saying that he was disgusted, but Ma Long was determined to have fun at this press conference.

"Kill Mutombo with one hand!"

"Completely suppress David Robinson!"

"Hit Shaquille O'Neal!"

"This is our number one center Li Shengli!" Malone breathed a sigh of relief. "Of course, I hope that we will face the Houston Rockets in the Western Conference Finals, because in that case... Olajuwon will have to be defeated by Lee. The bottom of the Great Salt Lake!”

The number one power forward in the league?

You are the best "Li Chui" in the league when you step on a horse, right?

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"Rodman, and Rodman! There is news from the Spurs. Rodman is injured... he is bleeding inside the chest and abdomen. The injury seems to be very serious!" The reporter who got the first-hand news was furious.

"What? What did you say, Rodman was bleeding internally?"

"Oh my god, how can it be so serious? The Spurs are finished!"

You must know that although Rodman's ability is very serious, his physical fitness is not comparable to that of ordinary people. And Li Shengli's kill shot directly caused him to internally bleed, and he was injured and suspended from the game? How terrifying is this power?

Everyone looked at Li Shengli and felt a little bit creepy. Although he and O'Neal exchanged kills in the All-Star Game, it was not a shock at that time. And obviously...Rodman was the first to eat crabs, and he still eats them. to people with allergies.

This time, Ma Long was rare and did not rush to talk. Instead, he looked straight at Beng who was trying to kill someone like everyone else but did not accept any punishment...the outlaw Li Shengli!

"Li, you are really not suitable for playing basketball! Why don't you go and try to play volleyball, baseball or rugby? Damn it, forget it, you'd better not touch the ball for a beast like you and go directly Let’s have a boxing match!”

"Go away, I told you it was an accident!"

"It's useless, no one believes it!" Malone said with concern: "That was internal bleeding, brother. What you collapsed was Rodman's stomach. I guess he is peeing with blood now. You said it was an accident." , what do you want our victims to think?!"

"Blood in the urine? That's not possible, right?"

"It's completely possible! Think about it... Rodman takes off his pants and the first person he thinks of is you. How exciting is this scene? Also, if you beat him into a dysfunction, I swear he will I will fight hard for you."