Bulldozer of the NBA’s Restricted Area

There has never been a game in the NBA where the fans can decide the winner or lose. However, the impact of this extremely weird Spike on the Jazz has been huge. In the first four minutes of the quarter... the Jazz only scored 6 points.

Although it is unreasonable to say that the disadvantage lies solely with Spike, it is like passing the blame, but Spike also plays a role in this, and this role is even greater than that of some role players, because this guy's curses can last throughout the game. It's over, and fans need to rotate like players. As long as he has a good voice and can curse forever, it's no problem.

Return from the timeout and the game continues.

This time the Jazz's offense was handed over to Li Shengli. Different from the G1 game, the touch that God owed him in the first game seemed to be paid back in this game. He hit Ewing's turnaround jumper directly and even made Ewing once. foul.

penalty? !

To be honest, when the visiting team made a free throw, no one needed to take the lead. Almost all the fans knew what to do. When Li Shengli stepped to the free throw line, the entire Madison Arena exploded, and Spike bared his teeth and waved his fist. : "Hey, idiot, maybe you can use old Barry's ugly free throw, otherwise you will definitely not make the free throw!"

Barry Sr.'s ugly free throw?

Compared with old Barry, you are no better than shit?

Li Shengli was shocked when he heard that, but his mental fluctuation caused the height of the free throw to be slightly off. It hit directly in front of the basket, and the ball bounced back. However, Li Shengli touched the basket and grabbed the board by himself, which was not a violation. , took off directly with a step, and the ball that bounced back was pushed back again.

Poof!

A loud bang!

Ewing and Oakley originally planned to rush for the rebound, but when they saw Li Shengli's consistent movements, they gave up their confrontation with him... Are you kidding me? Li Shengli grabbed the ball and flew up. Damn it, even a god wouldn't be able to hold it!

1 point for free throw, 2 points for flying!

Li Shengli hit a 4-pointer. After landing, he ignored Ewing and Oakley and roared at the best Spike on the side: "Tell me, do I need a free throw when I step on a horse?"

"Trash, you're just lucky!"

"Really? Let's see your luck next!"

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Knicks serves from the bottom corner.

Logically speaking, the Jazz as the defender should have returned to defense at this time, but the Jazz's performance was too abnormal. After the Knicks sent the ball, Crotty locked on Starks, and Li Shengli hung not far away. People also keep an eye on their opponents.

Full court press?

This pussy is too tight!

The fans at the scene didn’t know what was going on. Even the Knicks players and even head coach Pat Riley were confused because it wasn’t the critical final time... There were too many holes in the full-court press defense. , completely unreasonable.

What does Jazz want to do?

What kind of show is this?

Pat Riley scratched his head and couldn't figure it out.

On the court at this time... Starks was locked by Crotty and couldn't move, but Bennot was wandering nearby, so it was basically impossible to pass the ball forward, and he could only choose to return the ball. Pass to Oakley, who is in the back position and has just served the ball and is preparing to hit the frontcourt.

Do you want to pass it on?

Benoit, who was wandering, wanted to steal one step ahead. The ball was touched, but he didn't know whether it was intentional or not. He raised the ball high with the back of his hand, just like a cushion ball prepared for a smash in volleyball. Oakley and Li Shengli took off at the same time...

Perfect!

So perfect!

The first opportunity was so perfect?

Malone clenched his fists, Crotty's eyes were bloodshot, and Bennot was extremely excited, because the opportunity they created was simply ideal, and below... was Li Shengli's kung fu performance in front of the audience in the front row!

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"God, he's flying!"

"Oops, Oakley can't compete with him, come back and defend!"

"But... was he trying to catch the ball?"

"Bullshit, he... he... is riding a horse. Why is he still raising his arms?"

"Why do I feel something is wrong?"

"Damn, I get it...run, stay away from Spike!"

"My day, it's too late!"

…

run?

Where are you going on horseback?

I'm going to hit you stinky mouths!

Li Shengli was relatively calm. He could have reacted faster than Oakley, but in order to be more realistic...he deliberately took a step slower and faced Oakley in the air, creating a reasonable explanation in the panic.

To catch the ball in the air normally, as long as you are not left-handed, you usually stretch out your right hand to catch it first and protect it with your left hand. However, Li Shengli used his right hand to hit and adjust the attack direction with his left hand. It looked like a butter hand, and the ball... flew Got it!

boom!

Exploded!

The scene exploded and the ball almost exploded.

At this time, Spike was all hairy because the ball passed over his head and hit his scalp, almost creating a furrow, and hit the back of an empty seat behind him, but he had already run away to give up his position. The fan almost peed... I can't imagine why watching the game is so dangerous!

Isn’t it just to greet the visiting team’s parents?

Do you guys want to kill me?

As for Spike, who was targeted by Li Shengli, he was so frightened that he signaled to the referee and staff that Li Shengli was committing a terrorist attack and maliciously attacking the fans, but the referee couldn't say anything... What could he say about this? There is really no way to determine it!

It is said that Li Shengli maliciously retaliated against Spike, but where is the evidence?

It can be said that this was an accident. Anyone who is not stupid would know that Li Shengli's cruise missile was headed for Spike!

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The game continues.

The Jazz's full-court press did not cause much trouble to their defense, because the surprise team only needed Crotty's lock, Benoit's assistance, and Lee's victory performance, while on the Knicks' side... Starks was If it is locked, the person serving the ball from the bottom corner cannot quickly join the attack, and some people have to worry about being intercepted and counterattacking.

Come and go!

The pace of this game is getting slower and slower, and the Jazz's surprise team...is desperately trying to create surprises.

The accidents and explosions made Spike on the sidelines want to cry. The fans who had followed his rhythm and angrily criticized the Jazz instantly switched sides and scolded him for bringing everyone a super disaster!

Because there are no more Knicks hero fans, there is an extra one called...the Knicks' scourge! And when staying with Spike, no one can predict when Li Shengli will make him burp!

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"Let's go, don't stay here, don't stay with us!"

"Brother, didn't you buy two tickets? Why don't you go sit on the other side?"

"That's right, rain and dew are all exposed to rain and dew, and we all paid for it. Why are we the only ones unlucky?"

At this time, the fans surrounding Spike couldn't calm down, and they all asked Spike to go to another seat to harm others, while the fans on the other side... looked at Spike's second empty seat and fell into deep thought!

"Fuck you, I promise... Spike, if you come here, I will beat you to death!"

"Asshole, we are all home fans, don't come to harm us!"

"Don't come over, really, please, I won't scold you anymore, I just want to watch the game now!"

"Get out, get out, don't come to harm anyone!"

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It is worth mentioning that those who reacted strongly were almost all fans in the front row. The expensive tickets once made them feel stupid... spending money to buy danger? Next show, next show, be sure to ask where Spike’s seat is, I will never sit with him until I die!

On the contrary, the fans in the back row burst into applause for Li Shengli's sudden defection, because they felt that...Li's unexpected accident solved the problem of the wealth gap that the United States has been struggling to solve on a small scale, and stabilized the society. Turbulence eliminates hatred of the rich!

Lots of money, front row seats, danger!

Less money, sitting in the back, and safer!

No money, watching TV, riding a horse is happiness!

Given this situation, is it appropriate not to award Li Shengli a Nobel Peace Prize? ! Even if he doesn’t win, you have to give him a nomination, right?

As for the Jazz... there have been many accidents, but Spike has never been hit. Li Shengli was annoyed, and Ma Long kept talking.

"Don't you feel good today?"

"Go away, you've already scored 8 out of 10, and you still feel bad?"

"No, I said my Bengren touch is not good! Give me a chance and I'll find the feeling again. It's still a bit difficult to control the direction."

Is it difficult to control the direction? Not to mention Malone, the Jazz were all dumbfounded after hearing this...the method of destroying people by doing whatever they want? Li Shengli, you still said you don’t know martial arts? !

The Jazz were dumbfounded, and the fans in the front row were even more miserable. They were sweating all over!

Call the police!

The police must be called!

We captured...a terrorist alive at the NBA Finals!