Bulldozer of the NBA’s Restricted Area

After the All-Star Game, everyone went back to their homes to find their respective mothers.

Kidd and Garnett returned on the day the game ended, and Li Shengli returned to Dallas the next day to continue preparing for the next game. But there is one thing to say... Halfway through this season, the Mavericks lost a total of 11 games. The record of 33 wins and 11 losses is not as strong as expected, because according to this winning-loss ratio, the Mavericks' defeats before the end of the season can reach about 20, of course, this does not exclude the 5 games that Li Shengli was suspended from.

It may not be possible to finish first in the Western Conference, but the top three are safe and a spot in the playoffs is basically booked.

On the contrary, it is the Eastern Conference. Compared with the Mavericks at the same stage, the Magic's situation is similar, but the Bulls... After equipping Jordan with Rodman, the Bulls achieved an abnormal record of 41 wins and 3 losses. Although they did not have the Mavericks' winning streak, they The margin of victory is still too scary. I guess Jordan asked Li Shengli to rescue Rodman because he was really afraid that Rodman would be ruined by Li Shengli.

Back to the topic.

It can be said that this season, both the east and west are in turmoil.

On one side, the rising Mavericks are slugging it out in the West, and on the other side, the Bulls, who have started a dynasty restoration mode, are overturning everyone in the East. The schedule is still moving forward as time goes by. The Mavericks' 45th away game , what they encountered was...the Minnesota Timberwolves.

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"What the hell kind of weather is this?" Li Shengli shrank his neck, feeling slightly chilly even in the locker room.

"Damn, I was freezing to death from the hotel to the arena. Seriously, this hellish place is really not for humans." Kidd also cursed.

"Didn't you watch TV a few days ago? At the beginning of this month, the lowest temperature in Taowa City in this state reached minus 51 degrees!" Curry said casually.

"I know, I know, this is because of the ocean currents in the Pacific Ocean. The colder it is in Minnesota, the warmer it is in Alaska." Garnett gave a brief introduction, while Li Shengli, Kidd, and Curry were stunned for a moment. She looked at him slyly, "What's wrong? Did I say something wrong?"

"Ahem...Kevin, maybe you can become a teacher or a scientist after you retire?" Curry stirred up the atmosphere, even though he always felt that Garnett was missing out on quality education in the United States.

"Are you kidding us?" Kidd expressed an exaggerated expression and raised his eyebrows, "Kevin is a teacher, and you ask him to teach children to curse? A scientist, a scientist who studies trash talking? Really, this kid cursed in half a season The curse words, I will never be able to keep up with him in my whole career."

"Shut up, you guys! Li, they are mocking me, please just take care of them!" Garnett was furious.

"Okay, we'll be playing the game in a while, what are you talking about now?" Li Shengli was amused by several live players, "Let's warm up and prepare first, don't be so cold that you feel useless as soon as you come on the field."

Although the heating was on in the stadium, the Mavericks people were almost freezing when they came out of the hotel and entered the stadium. Li Shengli suddenly thought... Mourning, who has been playing in the Timberwolves, his brother is doing well. Bitter, what a life it has been.

Without further words, Li Shengli took the lead in the warm-up, and Gordon was talking about tactics on the side. Considering that the opponent was the Timberwolves, who even had no Mourning, the Mavericks really didn't take it seriously. The team's pre-game atmosphere was very harmonious, and Li Shengli suddenly received a call.

Due to the rapid development of communication tools, Li Shengli's favorite baby Big Brother has been eliminated. The phone displayed an unfamiliar number. As soon as the call was connected, the other party started chattering.

"Hey, Victory, come and save us!"

"Who are you?"

"I...I am your cousin. Are you in Minnesota? Come and get us!"

"Holy shit, what the hell are you doing?" Li Shengli's heart suddenly jumped. He thought his cousin had been kidnapped by a gang. After all, family members of NBA stars have often encountered this kind of thing. It was either extortion or threatening players to crack down on counterfeiting. Game, and my cousin happened to have an accident in Minnesota? !

"Don't be anxious, don't be anxious now!"

"Give them whatever they want, money...money, I have it, I have a lot of it!"

"You can't be beaten to death while riding a horse. How should I explain it to my uncle? Damn it, I told you to be more honest. You have to wander around. This is not the country, this is the United States. My brother !”

"Quick, quick, ask them what they want..."

Li Shengli was sweating anxiously. Because he was speaking in Chinese, Kidd and the others couldn't understand it. The cousin on the other end of the phone was stunned for a moment, "What nonsense are you talking about? I'm at the police station now..."

"Police station?" Li Shengli cried when he heard the word, "Brother, is that the police station?"

"It's all the same. Anyway, come and catch us."

"You? Are there any more Dongzi? What on earth did you do?"

"No, don't get me wrong, I didn't do anything." The cousin took a breath, "It's Dongzi, it's Dongzi, this kid... Hey, anyway, these Americans are just escorting us, and I don't care what charges we are accused of. I don’t understand, Dongzi, what crime did we commit? Oh, yes, yes, it was sexual assault. They accused me and Dongzi of sexual assault. Listen to me... Dongzi did this. I can’t I didn’t do it, no, no, it was the female college student who falsely accused Dongzi.”

Sexual...sexual assault?

This thing is much more serious than sexual harassment!

Damn it, Dongzi, Dongzi, are you really good at playing?

Li Shengli was drunk and never thought that these two people could pull this trick out. "Brother, tell me the truth. What did you do? How could you be accused of sexual assault? Did I not give you enough money?" Spend money, why don’t you just spend money on this and it’s over? Isn’t it because you didn’t pay for it?”

"You won't pay me for it? Then it's free of charge. It's impossible. We are also principled." My cousin said angrily: "Listen to me, this is... we are walking on the street, don't do it. I accidentally nudged that female college student, and that’s it, I have to say that we were sexually harassed in the street. Damn it, this damn place, the dog is not willing to go out because it’s freezing outside, who the hell is acting like a hooligan on the street, he really needs to take off his pants …Isn’t that a self-destructive bird path?”

"Okay, okay, I obey you!" Li Shengli's head was pounding, but fortunately his cousin and Dongzi were not kidnapped, and this would be much easier to handle. Just use the money to clear the way, no matter what the bail system is. , throwing money at them inside and out can always fish them out, and at this time the importance of having money is reflected.

"Listen, do you still have any money on you?"

"No...not much, it's almost all spent."

"You are really good at it. Take it out and take care of it. You can suffer money losses, but people cannot suffer losses. Don't get beaten."

"Can't? Isn't the United States a society governed by the rule of law?"

"Nonsense, the people who rule the law here are white people and Americans, not black people and foreigners. Do you really think this place is a good place? Get the money so you don't get beaten."

"Don't scare me, I..."

"Brother, can the nights in the United States be the same as in China? It's relatively easy to be blackmailed today. If you meet a big man, it's normal for you to collapse. Forget it, hurry up and tell me your location. I'm here today. There is a competition, so now we need to find someone to bail you out. Also, whose phone number is this? Can you get through soon?"

"Yes, yes, yes, I can get through it!"

"Don't resist. Don't resist. I'll ask someone to bail you out right away."

Li Shengli hung up the phone, and his cousin looked at Dongzi and muttered, "Why are you resisting? Dongzi is... scared to death."